Sunday, April 17, 2005

Installment Number Two of Funniest Stuff in the World

I run all over the web all the time and pick up strange posts from strange people, all for your reading pleasure. For some reason, I find food humor to be extremely funny if done well. It started with Rory's What Not to Cook and now continues with Steve, Don't Eat It! (Hat-tip: Tom)

For the love of G_d, do not drink anything while you are reading these. Oh, and eating will probably be a little difficult as well.

And here is the LINK to Dr. Rice's resume that I promised. This also does not point out that she speaks four languages fluently and first began her collegiate career at age 15. And don't forget that she is Black and a woman, a double minority (minorority?). Okay, so link your resume in the comments, you, you, you Mr. Smarty Pants from Hell.

UPDATE: If you have any relevent additions to the resume, like Pam who has shown the flaming superiority of Dr. Rice to such intellectual lightweights as John F'n Kerry and Barbara "Byrd is the Love of my Life" Boxer, send the links, damn you. We must not simply tout the accomplishments of Dr. Rice, but we must show that the people that question her intelligence are of dubious character.

UPDATE 2: Pam sends THIS link to a comparision of a couple of circus clowns (no offense to circus clowns) to Dr. Rice. Second article on the page.

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15 comments:

Tom said...

Did you see the Bonsai Kittens?

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkmethod.html

Holy shit! I almost pissed myself.

Paul Mitchell said...

The guestbook was the funniest. Good Lord, some people. I tried this with a komodo dragon one time and it damn near bit my arm off.

Tom said...

Dr. Rice can kick my ass literally or figuratively. I hope she can avoid accepting the restraints put on her by the Foggy Bottom diplowimps.

Paul Mitchell said...

Send me a link to the Kerry Boxer thing, damn you.

Tom said...

Did you get my email with the Interview Meme questions? It might not have gotten past your spam eviscerator.

Paul Mitchell said...

Good Lord, I got 'em. Ranks right up there with Steve, Don't Eat It!

The Bobo Knitter said...

Steve Don't Eat It. Has become Oddybobo don't read it, it usually requires cleaning up the mess I make after the tea I'm drinking comes out of my nose . . .

Paul Mitchell said...

I almost lost it myself. Thanks goes to Tom for finding it.

The Bobo Knitter said...

Tag you're it! http://boboblogger.blogspot.com/2005/04/if-i-could-be-meme.html

Paul Mitchell said...

Damn, I got two of these things now, I'll post tonight. This one looks good though.

Tom said...

Ha!

Oddybobo's the typhoid mary of memes.

Paul Mitchell said...

This one looks like it could be fun, if you have someone to send it to after you add professions.

Oh, and wait to you see "librarian" for me.

The Bobo Knitter said...

The typhoid mary of memes? I can't help it that Ogre tagged me. Tom, I used to think you were sweet, now . . .

Tom said...

Bwahahaha!

/slaps evil Pookle upside the head.

Tom said...

Bwahahaha!

/slaps evil Pookle upside the head.