Saturday, June 11, 2005

A New Two Dogs Record!!!

It seems that joe-6-pack stumbled across a satire site, called The Liberal Avenger, that is in the same vein as "Blame Bush". Well, at least I thought that it was satire. Come to find out, they are as nutty as the Kos folks and Democratic Underground. It is funny, funny stuff.

The post that joe-6-pack sent was one with a picture of Michelle Malkin and a hate-filled comment that made no sense at all unless you get your talking points from Michael Moore. Those Liberals are just so inclusive, because they have no limits to the hate they spew. Asians, check. Females, check. Blacks, check. Heterosexuals, check. Christians, check. Libs hate 'em all.

Anyhoo, the point of this post is that yours truly only lasted two comments before getting banned, so I have to post them here. And yes, I am going to link the little cretin because y'all have to go see for yourself. I laughed so hard that there are actually people that believe this stuff and are not locked up.

My comments prefaced in BOLD.

Comment 1: Man, she is so absolutely hot. What are you doing posting women on your site, I thought you were gay.

I am such a child.

To which Liberal Avenger responded: Two Dogs:

Oh - I'm not gay myself. I am simply in support of gay marriage. I am actually married to a very tough, very strong MINORTY (Ed Note: A What?) WOMAN and have tough/strong MINORITY WOMEN for children.

Most straight people do indeed support gay marriage.

When I actually stopped laughing, I posted....

Comment 2: Most straight people support gay marriage? Maybe I misread those election results in very liberal states. This site is just too funny. Did Liberal Larry at Blame Bush put you up to this?

Keep up the good work, satire is hard work, LA.

That is when I actually got banned. Anyway, the fun continued and I posted this comment and noticed that it didn't go through.

Attempted Comment 3: Do you mean that this site is NOT satire? Oh, good lord, sorry, I thought this was a joke.

On Malkin: I have never seen her spout hate against anyone. She wants to stem the tide of illegals because it is AGAINST THE LAW. Most thinking people would understand that concept.

And no, most people do not support gay marriage despite what you feel, maybe that is why it did not pass when the population voted. Oh, and overwhelmingly in most places.

And sgo (another tic-tac on the site), the people that run the Federal agencies are not Republicans, you see most people that "work" for the Fed are of lesser intelligence, hence Democrats, but that goes without saying in most circles.

Sorry, LA, I thought that this was a satire site. I am outta here.

Back to this post:

So, I cannot enjoy that site anymore. Why do close-minded people of lesser intelligence feel the need to guide other close-minded people of lesser intelligence off the cliff of stupidity? Answers, anyone? I promise that you will not be banned from my site, because I can tolerate dissent. Oh, and I wear a cup, 'cause I know how you fancy boys fight.

Extra: It's A Pundit has THIS to say.

UPDATE ALREADY: MajorDad1984 is commenting on Ding-Dong's site and hasn't gotten banned. Did I say something to offend?

UPDATE AGAIN: It seems that the trackbacks that were on the site have now been deleted. Man, you gotta squash dissent whereever you find it.

UPDATE C: Yea, I went back to the site and it seems that I can comment again. He has sent me three e-mails basically begging me to come back, he must have read a Michael Moore book or something last night and wants to try out his newfound intelligence. I guess that he is not a LARGE MAMMAL in the TTLB Ecosystem. ahah, breathe, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, y'all did it to me.

UPDATE IV: Yea, I see you looking, Liberal Avenger. Speak up.
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18 comments:

Pam said...

You mean there are some "liberals" out there who are intolerant? I thought only conservatives were intolerant. You sure are giving me a much-needed education here on Mean Ol' Meany...I am much indebted to you!

Two Dogs said...

Oh, did you check out the site? joe-six-pack e-mailed everyone asking for feedback on it.

I was just warming up when I got hated. And not one single bad word, that I remember. I guess that it was just the lack of agreement that got to the Liberal Avenger. (Everytime that I type that it comes out in a Comic Book type voice.)

Stay tuned to this station for more of T-H-E L-I-B-E-R-A-L A-V-E-N-G-E-R!!!!!!

Lana said...

I just checked it out. Now they're typing up French poems and if he's so inclined, John Kerry can read them!*g*

Whoduthunkit??*g*

The comments were a hoot. Thanks for the laugh.

Two Dogs said...

Thanks for visiting Lana, please do come back. I live only to please the ladies, just ask Pam.

KR said...

No wonder why you are tired, Two Dogs. Sheesh. Honey, you need a hot bath for two and a full-body massage. It give you one or the other, but... you'd have to wear a gag.

Two Dogs said...

Then how would I show you my amazing, "I can turn my tongue upside down" trick? And yes, yes I can.

joe-6-pack said...

I will leave you two alone for a few minutes.

KR said...

So can I!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours... ;)

Two Dogs said...

I have shown you mine, did you block my e-mails again?

And joe, it's all cool, she's not even close to me, geographically.

KR said...

Joe, you can join him in the tub, sans gag. If he wants the massage, he knows what to do ;)

joe-6-pack said...

Just kidding.

Two Dogs said...

Okay, Kelly, now you're just being silly.

KR said...

Beware, as long as you live,
of judging people by appearances.
--Jean de la Fontaine

Two Dogs said...

Here, hold my Sam Adams and watch this.--Two Dogs

KR said...

Sam Adams is a decent beer. I'm watching it....
It looks like its going flat and warm...
Its loosing its fizzle...
Oops, there went the head.
Well, that was exciting.

Next time give me some scotch to hold. I'll drink it, and you can watch me.

Two Dogs said...

I have shown you mine, did you block my e-mails again?

And joe, it's all cool, she's not even close to me, geographically.

KR said...

Joe, you can join him in the tub, sans gag. If he wants the massage, he knows what to do ;)

joe-6-pack said...

Just kidding.

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