It seems that my best friend John F. Kerry simply cannot take the hint and stop e-mailing me. I think that someone must be signing me up for the e-mail list every week. This will be my third response to Kerry and my third time to unsubscribe. Geez, this people are thick in the head.
And Joe-6-Pack has a little article about other things that you WILL NOT HEAR from the Leftist Press.
Here we go:
Dear Two, (I'm sure that you have plenty of folks in your e-mail list named "Moonbeam", "Chronica", and "Abdulla", but "Two"? Are y'all complete morons? Yes, that goes without saying.)
President Bush has a major opportunity today. He's leaving Crawford to speak to the Veterans of Foreign Wars' convention in Utah. When he does, he needs to leave behind the pep talks, the open-ended "things are looking better" claims and the empty rhetoric. (He should simply say, "The Democrats hate this country and wish that all of you veterans had died in losing wars.")
It's time for the President to stand and deliver. (You damn skippy!)
That's why I am asking you to support an "America Demands Answers" petition to President Bush. Starting with today's VFW speech, we're going to keep the pressure on George W. Bush until he finally addresses questions that have gone unanswered for far too long. (Like "Where is the information from your Form 180, you miserable excuse for a Lurch wannabe.")
http://www.johnkerry.com/petition/answers.php (Kerry and the Democrats need money!)
Every American deserves straight answers from the President -- and no one deserves them more than America's veterans and our military families. (Here's an answer for you, Herman, there is a thing called "treason" in this country. And your picture is right next to it in the dictionary.)
When will the President get it right in Iraq? (Most Americans fail to see where he got it wrong. Lying about your topic doesn't help your case. Stop this nonsense and just focus on getting felons the right to vote.)
When will he deliver to the nation and those sacrificing so much in Iraq a concrete plan for peace and victory? (He already did. The plan is to kill the people that want everyone else dead or have you not heard that?)
Why, at this late date, is the Pentagon still struggling to get the right supplies and body armor to America's troops? (It could be because of some Senators that voted AGAINST supplying our armed forces every time a spending bill came up.)
When will the President support a military large enough to face the challenges of today's world? (Will you support a military at all or were those votes in the Senate just your sick sense of humor?)
And when will the President stop short-changing America's veterans? When will he stop closing hospitals, cutting benefits, and making veterans wait weeks for a doctor's appointment? (Okay, you can have another Purple Heart and another honorable discharge if you will just get another papercut or something.)
Tell the President, it's time for answers. I am a veteran who is deeply concerned about the administration's lack of clarity on Iraq and lack of compassion on veterans' benefits. Join me in signing the "America Demands Answers" petition. (Wait, you're a veteran? Why have I not heard this like eleventy billion times from your mouth? And the funny thing is that your entire chain of command says that you SUCKED as a soldier. You are a coward and a liar. And furthermore, I'm guessing there will be a lot of "X's" on that petition. The only folks that are on your side of the issue cannot read or write.)
http://www.johnkerry.com/petition/answers.php (Me love you long time!)
Our goal is to announce that thousands of people from all 50 states have signed the petition before the President delivers his VFW address later today. You can help us get there. (Wow, there are actually people in states other than California that hate our country too?)
For what the President and his Republican allies are wasting on pork barrel spending and tax giveaways, we can honor America's promise to our veterans. But, earlier this year, the Department of Veterans Affairs admitted that they were more than $1 billion short of meeting veterans' health care needs this year. Time after time, the President has opposed adequate funding for VA health care. (Yea, and the President is the one that passes spending bills. Oh, wait, no that's the Congress.)
A President who leads a nation into war shouldn't have to be pulled kicking and screaming into keeping America's promise to our veterans and to their families. (George Bush was flying the planes on September 11, 2001? John, you should have come forward with that information earlier. I am sure that Jamie Gorelick would have believed you. Remember her? She's the one in the Clinton administration that penned the memo that made September 11 possible. All from your friends in the Democrat Party.)
With critical votes on the President's budget and the Defense Authorization bill scheduled for September -- and critical deadlines fast approaching in Iraq -- it's time for President Bush to speak to the American people with clarity and conviction. It's time for a plan. (I think that the plan is to continue to show the American people that Democrats want Islamic terrorists to kill all Christians and then peace will finally be within our grasp.)
There's no better time to deliver it than now. And no better place to deliver it than before an audience of those who have served and sacrificed for this great nation. (While I have such an audience, I shall state my case. You are the lowest form of human debris living, besides Cindy Sheehan. You spat on our sevicemen and women, lied to Congress about your own actions, left your own constituents without representation while you pimped for the Presidency, abandoned your family when you found another woman with more money, and continue to attempt to tarnish the reputation of someone that bested you in a National election because you are a sore loser.)
So, please, sign our "America Demands Answers" petition now. And forward this message immediately to others you know who care deeply about the need for President Bush to act. (I will sign up on the day that you provide tha answers that you PROMISED while pimping for the Presidency. You have no crebility with anyone other than your party hacks. And if you continue to e-mail me, I will be forced to resort to tactics that are not nice. Please do not send me anymore of this crap, no one buys it and it is a waste of my time.)
I'll keep y'all posted of further developments. And if you are the person that keeps signing me up for this, I will find you and make you pay.
UPDATE: Go HERE and check Number Three!