Round up this stuff:
450 ounces Kahlua coffee liqueur
450 ounces Bailey's Irish cream
225 ounces vodka
900 tablespoons vanilla ice cream
Throw this into a clean 55-gallon drum with 225 glassfuls (eight bags) of crushed ice. Kick on the trolling motor and go to town. Pour into a double-cocktail glass or a Rally's NASCAR cup, garnish with a sprig of mint, and give it one of those table slams that are so popular at Beer-Thirty. This recipe serves 450 people or seven architects.
Or, if you are some fancy-pants, girly drinker, divide this recipe by 450, add a half glass of ice, light up some Aroma Therapy candles, throw on a Jayson Taylor disc, and it serves one Metrosexual or one Dogwood Festival Sexual.