Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part IX

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Her: You don't know how to have a adult conversation, you are so immature.

Me: I thought we were fighting.

Her: No, we were just disagreeing.

Me: Are you putting on weight?

Her: Bastard.

Me: Fatty.

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII