Excerpt from an actual conversation:
Her: I am getting uncomfortable because it seems everyone is staring at me.
Me: Why don't you zip your pants up then?
Her: Dammit, why didn't you tell me?
Me: I was enjoying everyone staring at you. You didn't wear panties, huh?
Her: OMFG!
Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX
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