Excerpt from an actual conversation (from a telephone call at 3:30 am):
Me: Hello?
Her: There's a cricket in my bedroom!!!!!!
Me: Okay.
Her: Wake up! There's a cricket in my bedroom!!!!!!
Me: Yea, I heard you. It's 3:30 am.
Her: But, there's a cricket in my bedroom!!!!!
Me: M'kay kill it. Tell me what you're wearing.
Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX, PART X, PART XI, PART XII, PART XIII, PART XIV, PART XV, PART XVI, PART XVII
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