Thursday, November 30, 2006

A Two Dogs Take on Racism

My first response to Michael Richards coke-induced racist tirade is shown to your left. Then I cranked up the old grey matter and started sorting through what exactly happened.

Let's take a gander. You must remember that Kramer is a Hollywood Leftist. They are all racists. The thing that probably pissed Kramer off the most was that there were two Black dudes sitting at a comedy club enjoying some Hennessy instead of out cutting his grass or selling his grass.

Wait, do Black dudes still sell the tree or do you have to get it from those dirty hippie types now?

Anyhoo, no matter how absolutely wrong that Michael Richards melt-down was, you still have to allow him his stupid, racist screed. And to the dudes that are currently trying to sue Kramer; "Grow a sack, you sissies."

If I was to get my panties all bunched up by people being stupid, I would develop diaper rash from the continual crack flossing.

The problem as I see it is that there are some people that are racists. THERE ARE RACISTS IN ALL RACES. Cut them off from the rest of the herd and let the lions get them. If you see the racists coming over to graze with the rest of us, turn your back. And never sound the alarm in their direction when there is danger in the vicinity.

And in case you are interested in what the smarter of the Dogs family thinks, Bean thinks that the Black dudes started it.

But, Mel Gibson has to CHIME in. Birds of a feather, well you know.

UPDATE: I thought that with all the Black folks reading this, I should translate.

My first response ta Michael Richards coke-induced racist tirade iz shown ta yo' left. Then I cranked up da old grey matter an' started sorting through what exactly happened.

Let'stake uh gander. You mus' remember dat Kramer iz uh Hollywood Leftist. They iz all racists. The thin' dat prob'ly pissed Kramer off da most wuz dat dere wuz two Black niggas sitting at uh comedy club enjoying some Hennessy instead o' out cutting his grass or selling his grass.

Wait, do Black niggas still sell da tree or do ya gots ta git it from those dirty hippie types now?

Anyhoo, nahh matter how absolutely wrong dat Michael Richards melt-down wuz, ya still gots ta allow him his mad stupid, racist screed. And ta da niggas dat iz currently trying ta sue Kramer; "Grow uh sack, ya sissies."

If I wuz ta git muh ma f*ckin (whoops!) drowas all bunched up by peeps being mad stupid, I would develop diaper rash from da continual crack flossing.

The problem as I see it iz dat dere iz some peeps dat iz racists. THERE ARE RACISTS IN ALL RACES. Cut dem off from da rest o' da herd an' let da lions git dem. If ya see da racists coming over ta graze wiff da rest o' us, turn yo' back. And never sound da alarm in they direction when dere iz danger in da vicinity.

And in case ya iz interested in what da smarter o' da Dogs family thinks, Bean thinks dat da Black niggas started it. an don't make me pull mah gat!

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