Excerpt from an actual conversation (text messaging from times zones 9.5 hours apart):
Her: I still love you though...white liar....:)
Me: There you go throwing race into it. As a matter of fact, my favorite color is the color of your skin right below the charcoal color of your neck. Right below that tan line. I could kiss on that forevah.
Her: Shut up!! My neck is not charcoal...you are soo mean.... :(
Me: Yeah, you're right, charcoal would make a white mark on your neck. But, still I love your neck.
Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX, PART X, PART XI, PART XII, PART XIII, PART XIV, PART XV, PART XVI, PART XVII, PART XVIII
Footnote: I just realized that the divorce rate had gone through the roof because I hadn't posted a romance lesson since August 2006. Damn, had it been that long? I love you, Bean,and I miss your little ghetto booty, and there are still plenty of lessons to be learned from you regarding romance.
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