Useless Information

I just checked the stats on this here little blog and figured out some weird stuff. You do not care about this, trust me.

The average reader of this site uses:
1280x1024 screen resolution
Windows XP
And NOT Microsoft Internet Explorer

Would you believe that of the 298 new visitors so far this week, there were only two that used MIE? That dumbfounds me, because it means that the vast majority of this site's readers are a little more software savvy than your average bear. Salute. (Please understand that the vast majority of people that find this site do it completely by accident from a faulty Google or Yahoo search and I am trying to get rid of that shit, because I want realistic stats for my own information.)

Remember when standard screen resolution was 640x480? Damn, I am glad that is gone.

I need to ask y'all a favor. If you have the time, would you mind taking a screen shot of this site and e-mailing it to me? It would help greatly with my study of the internet and stuff to make me more smarterer. Thanks for your support.

Oh, my e-mail is on the sidebar. Git at me!

The first seven million people to send me a screen shot win a new Cadillac Escalade with your choice of color and options, PLUS! free fuel for life.*

Oh, and read THIS, it is the funniest thing on the web this week. And click through on the link in their post.

Please take the time to comment.

*or not.