Sunday, May 18, 2008

Conversations with a Moron

Excerpt from an actual online conversation:

Moron: What in the world are you talking about, healthcare will be free.

Me: Where will the money come from to pay for it?

Moron: There is no money needed, it will be free!

Me: Huh?

Moron: With universal healthcare, no one will pay, it will be free.

Me: Who will pay the doctors, the hospital costs, for the electricity needed to power the MRI machines, you know, the costs of medicine?

Moron: Under universal healthcare, there will be no costs involved.

Me: Well, why don't y'all just make gas free instead?

Moron: Because there aren't gas wells in the United States, we have to pay those Middle Eastern countries for it.

Me: Holy Christ! You are serious?

Moron: Aren't you?

Me: Seriously scared. I gotta go water my house, I want some extra rooms.

Please take the time to comment.

6 comments:

KsCowboy said...

If they would change the name from Universal Healthcare to Taxpayer Healthcare .... people MIGHT wake up ... at least those who are mad about having to PAY taxes. To those who pay no taxes .... everything is free anyway!

Two Dogs said...

kscowboy, I honestly think that you could call it, "Raping of Americans that Work," and the dumbasses would still love it.

Thanks for the comment.

Conservative Belle said...

Wow. That was a painful conversation to read, I don't know how you tolerated it.

Here's my suggested title: "Healthcare from the Magical Money Tree"

Two Dogs said...

According to my online conversation, there would be no money tree needed, there are no costs involved at all, Conservative Belle, they simply couldn't grasp that point. I was seriously amazed. Dumbfounded even.

Conservative Belle said...

Wow. That was a painful conversation to read, I don't know how you tolerated it.

Here's my suggested title: "Healthcare from the Magical Money Tree"

Two Dogs said...

According to my online conversation, there would be no money tree needed, there are no costs involved at all, Conservative Belle, they simply couldn't grasp that point. I was seriously amazed. Dumbfounded even.

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