I Hate Thanksgiving and You Should Too

I have been on my feet in the kitchen since noon today. I love cooking, I just hate Thanksgiving fare. I love turkey and dressing, I just hate it on Thanksgiving. Why do we only eat a turkey on Thanksgiving when it is only $1.08 a damn pound? Seriously, that is cheaper than damn hamburger meat, crazy.

Bean's baby sister is coming into to town and I am meeting her for the first time. I hope that she is nicer than her sister, man that girl is a damn pain in the ass. The first day that I was here, she kept after me to put away her clothes. R-I-G-H-T.

Dude, she went to work today, ooooooooooooo. So did I. And then I walked her dog, cleaned her damn bedroom, and cooked her Thanksgiving meal. Guess what she did when she got home? Bitched about having to work, today.

Do you think that maybe she could have brought me a damn Starbucks? Instead she brought me Mexican food that looked like it was punted into the container. You know, presentation helps make taste better. I had a big lump of Mexican mud stew. Way to go, Paco! No wonder no one wants to pay you friggin' minimum wage.

So tonight, I made Bean drive to OKC to pick up her sister by herself. I am sitting here surfing pr0n now and chilling with a big ol' latte. Four hours of peace, y'all. That shall end soon enough though.

Me and three or four chicks for Thanksgiving dinner. OH NOES!!!!!! I better get to doing my toenails and go buy some cute shoes so I can contribute to the damn conversation. Has anyone invented something to drown out The View?

Oh, I was just kidding. Gonna post the photos of Thanksgiving dinner, too. I am going to show y'all how to cook a buncha course dinner and just heat it up on Thanksgiving, so you don't have to screw with anything while frying the damn turkey. Here's the fun part. I haven't even go the turkey thawed out yet and I have no idea if this damn deep fryer is even going to work. I put it together.

If y'all see or hear a big explosion coming from Southwest Oklahoma, it's my fault.

Please take the time to comment.

Since this post had some stuff in it about Bean, you think that I could apply the "Tramps" label? Or do you think that may be pushing it too far?