Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Welcome to Obamaland

Seriously folks, there is no friggin' way that anyone could make up stuff like this. The Obamessiah has been given the code name so the Secret Service can communicate about him when he gets his head stuck in a bucket. Renegade. Geez, Renegade, why not just call him Moron? Renegade=Maverick, huh? Why not call him John McCain and then the healing can actually begin? Shit, Renegade.

"Seven, Renegade has gotten his head stuck in the bucket again. I thought that I told you to get rid of all those things."

Here's the new Hail to the Chief. Lyrics below.



Renegade - Styx

Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
Oh mama I can hear you a-crying you're so scared and all alone
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very
long

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The jig (<--oops! Racist!) is up the news is out they've finally found me
The renegade who had it made retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This will be the end today of the wanted man

Oh mama I've been years on the lam
And had a high price on my head
Lawman said get him dead or alive
Now it's for sure he'll see me dead
Dear mama I can hear you crying
You're so scared and all alone
Hangman is coming down from the gallows
And I don't have very long

The gig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
The judge'll have revenge today
On the wanted man

[Face Melting Guitar Solo]

Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Hangman is coming down from the gallows And I don't have very long

The gig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man
the wanted man
I don't have long,
no no


Good Lord. Someone needs to tell Dennis De Young's wife there might be something wrong with him.

Please take the time to comment.

(Hat-tip: IMAO for the recurring "Head in a Bucket meme.")

3 comments:

AmusedMomma said...

Good song! That brought back some high school memories!

I wonder how many kids today would understand the association with the words "styx?" And are you implying something about Obama with it, TD?

Denise said...

That song was the first thing I thought of, too. I'll bet they didn't even think about the "hangman" part of the lyrics before they chose it. Too funny!! Now some "racist" is gonna lose his job fur shur.

Two Dogs said...

And Denise, thank you for your overwhelming racism in pointing that out. You probably live in a RED STATE! Screech, Red Stater!

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