Sunday, March 29, 2009

Biscuits and Gravy

Today I took a leap on the wild side and tried biscuits and gravy. Heck, I am a southerner and it's almost my duty to at least say that I have eaten the food of the southern Gods.

I will say this, it probably is not very good without the pork fat, but since I am damn near Jewish (my religion is a peel off from the Hebrew faith) there are certain squealing animals that I do not eat. What I tried to digest today was a modified version of the biscuit and gravy concept without the meat and without the pork fattiness. The result was an explosive flow of my internal organs from my rear.

That is the last time that I will ever try to modify a food that deserves its pork content.

(PS and for you old school gamers like myself, you should know that the photo hails from Oregon Trail)

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2 comments:

christinajade said...

Bean, i shall fix you some pig-free biscuits and gravy that will melt in your mouth. come by anytime!

SouperBean said...

Thanks! That might be a problem considering the distance, but if i am ever near, I will email you!!

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