Thursday, March 26, 2009

Crushing the Man

I have noticed that even though we have entered the "Post-Partisanship Era," folks on the left are ramping up the hate. I do not understand what in the world that they could possibly be angry about now, since they never have to work ever again. Like they ever were going to work.

Here's what I read yesterday. The Moron Congress is debating forgiveness of federally backed student loans. That is a great idea, since I borrowed the maximum that I could borrow and have been filing deferments since I graduated. I stand to MAKE 60k and get to keep my degree! Then the Fed will only owe me about 300k more. I ought to be able to get that back in another four hundred years or so at their current rate of paying me back.

Do you know why despite the fact that our federal government is trying to crush capitalism, that I still love this country? Because of our constitution and THOSE THAT DEFEND IT.

Do you know why else? Because we have just elected the Moron Apex of a Comedic Goldmine. People said George W. Bush was dumb and dang! Look at the dude that follows him! It is kinda funny that the same folks that thought Bush was dumb are the very people that think Barry is smart. That is just weird.

Feh, my heart's not in this today.

Obama was wrong on his solar panel thingy where he went to sign the Welfare for Welfare Law. Those solar panels will pay for themselves when bumblebees fly from everyone's ass.

But, anyhoo, let's continue to promote the idea of Anthropomorphic Global Warming anyway. The world's getting hotter according to politicians, even though scientists keep telling them that it is NOT. Oddly enough, it is very hard to find scientists to debate their faith in their religion of AGW. When you finally coerce them to debate, they never win the argument. Funny, huh?

There's no bailing out a Treasury Bond crash. That's probably not a good thing in today's political climate.

Obama's lover and mud ditch tonguer, TIMMAH! crawled to the hill yesterday and told Congress that he was in lurve with the idea of a global currency. Whoops!

What is the big looming monster made of razorblades in the living room concerning this Spendapolooza that Tooly McUhinstein is pushing? Well, money kinda needs to be worth something and SHIT.

Another one of Barry's panty-wearing booty-boys is up to his formerly ballet performing codpiece in corruption. But, we all already knew that there were no folks in this administration that were not corrupt.

When little leftist BITCHES from the UK call out their Prime Minister over his spending, how in the mortal Hell can they still lurve them some Barry? Brits losing their shit makes me laugh. The only thing missing is this dude holding up a dead parrot! "Can't blame British Rail for that!"

You remember that concert that President Buckethead gave the other night? Seems that he was not entirely honest. FactCheck.org kinda says that he was totally DISHONEST. Yes, they are run by the very same Annenberg that Barry and Billy the Bombing lunatic bilked for over seven million dollars.

Since Rush Limbaugh is the NEW LEFTIST BOOGEYMAN, you would think that Barry calling him out and making him the face of that evil Republican Party would have just KILLED his ratings. Oddly, kinda, not, sorta, really, instead, quite the OPPOSITE. Weird, I thought that the whole country was leftist now?

To the News of the Stupid!

Again from our bridge and bell loving cousins comes, "HOLY SHIT, we are just too damn fat to work, give us more money!" I have never seen more packages of hot dogs in one place in my damn life! And (Dead) Tommy 5 sends me photographs of every sausage fest he attends.

If you want to be more intelligent, listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd. If you want to be a dumb as a barrel of hair, listen to Barry Obama listen to Lil' Wayne.

All that said, how about some artwork with nekkid Obamas, unicorns, and pancakes on heads? Barry has NEVAH looked smarter.

Please take the time to comment.

22 comments:

christinajade said...

well of COURSE they are ramping up the hate, what do ya think they'll do, admit they are *gasp* ...WRONG?

we'd have better luck getting Puddles to admit she nail polished the dog when she was 2. she claims to be set-up, by the way.

dang if that ain't some fancy artwork? i may never eat pancakes again.

and i really like pancakes.

mack said...

"The world's getting hotter according to politicians, even though scientists keep telling them that it is NOT."

No, they don't tell them anything of the sort. Don't be ridiculous. The vast, vast, majority of scientists agree that it is -- and that the warming is man-made. Period.

Two Dogs said...

Mack, you are not paying attention. The Earth has been absolutely cooling since 2001, there has been no cumulative warming since temperatures have been kept. To state that global warming is factual requires an actual increase in temps. "Warming" means "getting hotter." Those increases have not been sustained. Science of that nature lends one to believe that since slavery was legal up to 1870, then slavery shall always be legal.

That's just dumb.

Comparing cumulative temperatures is kinda science and math and shit, which every scientist states plainly. Maybe Hansen at NASA says otherwise, but he is a proponent of population reduction. I suggest we begin that reduction starting with Hansen.

Your faith in AGW is misplaced.

mack said...

"Science of that nature lends one to believe that since slavery was legal up to 1870, then slavery shall always be legal.
That's just dumb."


Totally dumb. One is a matter of man-made law, reversible at any time. The other is a matter of the natural world, and what is happening in it - scientifically proven. Refusing to accept it won't make it go away, you know. Sad but true. You need to look around the WHOLE world, and count the scientists who agree that global warming is both happening and man-made. 90% of them are agreed on that. It's nothing to do with faith. Go Google the subject.

Two Dogs said...

Mack, facts do not support your faith in AGW. I am certain there are some wonderful scientists in Kenya, if you are searching for why elephant dung smells.

If you are interested in facts, at this blog post, I have a link to the REAL scientists that testified to Congress and all signed the letter that told Congress AGW is hokum.

http://liberalsmash.blogspot.com/2007/12/captain-obvious-reports-global-warming.html

Inform yourself, it is good.

mack said...

"I have a link to the REAL scientists that testified to Congress"

Don't you know there is a very big world out there, outside of your Congress and whoever testifies at it? Do you have any IDEA how many scientists in total agree with global warming???? Your list is pathetic. And many of them are paid off by the oil/fossil fuel industries. Use GOOGLE.

Two Dogs said...

Mack, I cannot FORCE you to be intelligent. Did you even read the link or do you simply refuse to look at proof that your AGW God doesn't exist?

christinajade said...

since i've been watching this comment debate, i have used thegoogle. seems as though most of the top scientists WORLDWIDE are debating a new ice age and that while some glaciers may be melting, most are GROWING at break-neck speed.

http://www.iceagenow.com/Growing_Glaciers.htm

http://petesplace-peter.blogspot.com/2008/04/glaciers-and-sea-ice-melting-or-growing.html

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/environment/2008-07-08-mt-shasta-growing-glaciers_N.htm

just a few examples, didn't wanna take up hundreds of pages or anything.

mack said...

If you Google "growing glaciers" obviously that's what you'll find. There are plenty of nuts out there. Good luck to you.

"Did you even read the link"

Yes. And do you seriously think that governments all over the world are *taking action* on climate change because of the word of a few idiots?? The vast majority of scientists are in agreement about this. If you want to take the word of paid-off stooges, be my guest. And have a nice day.

SouperBean said...

so,ummm...did anyone forget that a specifc person won the Nobel Peace Prize for being the forefront leader on whole global warming/climate change issue?

Not big you say? I also seem to remember this thing called the Kyoto Protocol which has been around since 1992. Oh yeah, AND the fact that the majority of the world's leaders agreed to the creation of UNFCC during the earth summit of 1992. While not everyone is in the UN, the biggest key players are.

(insert sarcasm here) yeah. you're right, no government is taking action on this thing...although greenhouse gas emission limitations and credits seems to be the goal of every government...why is that? Because the more they cut GHG, the more money they can profit by selling surplus credits..

Two Dogs said...

I ran The Google on "Mack got punked by chicks."

I found THIS.

mack said...

"so,ummm...did anyone forget that a specifc person won the Nobel Peace Prize for being the forefront leader on whole global warming/climate change issue?"

Irrelevant. He's not a scientist. He was quoting scientists.

"Not big you say?"

Where?

"I also seem to remember this thing called the Kyoto Protocol which has been around since 1992. Oh yeah, AND the fact that the majority of the world's leaders agreed to the creation of UNFCC during the earth summit of 1992. While not everyone is in the UN, the biggest key players are."

So?

"(insert sarcasm here) yeah. you're right, no government is taking action on this thing..."

Where did I say that?

"although greenhouse gas emission limitations and credits seems to be the goal of every government...why is that?"

Because they know the science on man-made global warming is universally accepted and true.

"Because the more they cut GHG, the more money they can profit by selling surplus credits.."

Bullshit. Total and utter bullshit of the first order. Do some reading.

Two Dogs said...

Mack, while no one of any intelligence at all saw Al Gore's late night infomercial, most of the scientific community has discredited it. That is why they went to COURT in GB to get certain slides removed from his Powerpoint before it was shown to any students. You know, real scientists that you say are in the pocket of EVIL big business.

The thing that simple people miss is that there has never been a single invention or innovation discovered with government funds. Weird how that works out, huh?

I suggest that you stop getting your science from typical media outlets and start checking out REAL scientists that do not depend on government handouts to stay in "business."

And lastly, Al Gore IS BIG GLOBAL WARMING business. Why is he pushing this silliness? To make money off of government regulations. Simple, he has never made a penny in his entire life from the private sector. Check it.

The temperature of the Earth is falling, sir. That is fact. That is why the idiots had to change their mantra from "global warming" to "catastrophic climate change." You are just another in the long line of people that refuse to SEE WHAT THEY SEE.

SouperBean said...

"Irrelevant. He was quoting scientist"

Mack, First off, getting your panties in a bunch is ridiculous-we are all adults having a candid discussion.

Secondly, a non-scientist earned the nobel peace prize regarding scientific information. THAT is not irrelevant. That is a key discerning point. Typically, the nobel peace prize is given to people who excel in their arena. Al Gore is a politician and yet he received it for scientific propaganda.

Thirdly, as someone who obviously does not read both sides of the field, you do realize that a NOVA research study was just published citing that the whole global warming thing was not going to happen in 100's of years, but in thousands of years now...I wonder why they changed their tune?? Maybe because the whole thing is a load of malarky.

I suggest you quit hugging glaciers and focus on the facts dear sir. To hear you say "so" regarding the kyoto protocol makes me wonder where in the world you are trying to go with your argument.

And bullshit or not, countries do sell GHG credits...but you should already know that.

Finally, GOOGLE is not a credible research source for scientific data. It is a search engine, which I adore, but not a means for attaining wisdom. Try a real scientific research site.

christinajade said...

wait a minute...did Mack call me a nut? i think so. i think i would like to be a cashew...

"...It is a search engine..."

good point, Bean. there are so many people out there who think they can call themselves an expert for entering info into a search bar and hitting return. just because i can do that does NOT make me an expert on this or any field, it simply means that i can find some articles, most of which i do not possess the knowledge to fully understand. why? i don't have a doctorate in science. duh.

but i do understand this, most of the articles, written by scientists worldwide, i read on the subject all say the same thing. the planet is taking a chill, not getting hotter.

the algore and others like him all know that this is all very big business. and a great excuse for more government control.

which makes me very unhappy.

mack said...

Bunkum and nonsense ...
You lot can't even argue without contradicting yourselves.

"most of which i do not possess the knowledge to fully understand. why? i don't have a doctorate in science. duh."

LOL! Exactly! So stop arguing about Global Warming, you dunce.

Two Dogs said...

Mack, I do not allow any commenters to do the name calling crap. Only I get to do the name calling crap. Pony up your doctorate in Global Warming right now or fuck off. You leftards can never argue any facts so you immediately go to the name calling. If you didn't notice, your whole argument on AGW was your personal statement that it was accepted globally. I call that the Scooby Doo argument, because it is a caricature of a fucking cartoon. Sorry, run over to Kostard's site to be with your own special breed of moron.

christinajade said...

and now i'm a dunce. with 2 bachelor's and an extra (just for sauce) associate's. interesting. i shall fetch a piece of posterboard and make one of those hats immediately. and hold cashews.

o, by the way, there's this

http://tinyurl.com/c6gcqm

Coffee Bean said...

WOW! This is some comment thread!

Bean... LOVE your responses!

Hmmm... I'll be chuckling to myself over this all day.

SouperBean said...

Coffee Bean,

you're a blast and i love your jpg represnetation! I am superjealous :-)!!

Thanks for the feedback,

mack said...

I've been chuckling all week.

(Given that this blog is based "down south" chances are you may feel the effects of climate change quicker and harder than some other places - if you haven't already. Enjoy!!)

Two Dogs said...

Yep, according to Mack scientists, the South is closer to the global warming. You know, because we are nearer to the globe.

Obviously, you are unaware of the new, new science, it is called anthropomorphic REGIONAL warming.

In Cali, they suffer from anthropomorphic REGIONAL earthquaking.

YAY! Science!

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