Friday, March 06, 2009

Rush Wants Obama's Policies to FAIL?!?!?!

Dang, that is seriously the most demented thing ever. Rush WANTS those policies to fail? Do you know what the odds are of that happening? 100%. Obama's policies have always failed in the past and GUESS WHAT?

Obama has already failed. His first two months are the WORST in HISTORY for a new president. His policies are concrete CYANIDE. The market has increased the rapidity of FAIL in the last two weeks and if there was any remaining SANITY in this country, we would storm the White House and the Moron Congress and physically remove them, tar and feather them, and run them back to their idiot electors in their home districts.

But, instead, let's just talk about what a guy on the radio has to say.

Let's just screech about Rush Limbaugh while the Dow goes below 6600 this morning, mmmkay? That makes sense.

The one thing that has just made me lose all HOPE for humanity is the repeated tagline of "The markets are reacting in FEAR." People, that is a downright LIE. Investors are NOT fearful, they ARE INTELLIGENT and see that the new Moron President is Hellbent on pushing through an agenda that is ONLY to increase the size and scope of government. His direction is NOT designed to do anything to move this country in our continued direction toward total prosperity, it is designed to grab as much power, as quickly as possible, for HIS future benefit. I told you back in October of 2005 that Barry Obama was a shitheel, but still he is now president because of the agitprop from the Barrystream Media. They too should be tarred and feathered and run out of town.

FUCK ME RUNNING. The Dow is now at 6582.34. Do we need to debate the UTTER, OVERWHELMING FAILURE OF OBAMA FOR ANOTHER MINUTE?

Did Barry give a speech this morning or something? Because every time he opens his CAKEHOLE, the markets plummets. It is proven.

It also drives me nuts to hear supposedly smart Republicans fawn over Barry. "He's so smart and intelligent and cool." I guess that I am watching another Barry Obama, because the guy that I keep seeing is a stuttering MORON that cannot even rattle off a two minute speech without his electronics handy. (By the way, Rush's speech at CPAC was eighty-five minutes long and delivered FROM HIS FRIGGIN' HEAD.)

Do you think that Barry Obama will accept Rush Limbaugh's offer for an interview? Oh, Hell naw.

And what about the Moron Mafia that he is accumulating in DC? Every one of his ginormously intelligent picks all fail to pay their taxes or have some kind of criminal crap hanging over their heads. Crap, Hillary Friggin' Clinton was the ONLY one that did not have jailable offenses. HILLARY CLINTON, folks. The epitome of corruption was the BEST pick Obama made.

Sajay Gupta opts out of the Surgeon General position, yesterday.

Two more treasury folks remove their names from the hat.

Barry Obama and his cabinet make JIMMY CARTER and his administration look like friggin' physics convention by comparison. Do you realize how hard that is and how most of us NEVER thought that this country could ever find a band of morons to be half as bad as that clusterfuck? WE WERE WRONG.

In less than two months, Barry Obama's stupidity has caused the unemployment rate to ECLIPSE that of Clinton and Bush. How long will it take President Jughead to reach the vaunted level of Carter's unemployment? At the rate he's going, it will be June 2009.

And do you know what is next? "Healthcare." Barry keeps saying that there is a bankruptcy every THIRTY SECONDS because of medical care costs. I do hope you realize that is a fucking lie and the FRIGGIN' Moron President knows it. That would mean that 2880 people go bankrupt every day because of the cost of medical services. That is 1,051,200 a year. That is ten percent HIGHER than the TOTAL bankruptcies filed last year. Not only is he a moron, but he is a liar that supposedly is an attorney. That search took me four SECONDS.

What else is the Boy Genius getting into? FDIC MONEY. While I am TOTALLY against the federal government being involved in banking at all, the thought that Barry Obama has anything to do with MY SAVINGS is RAGE INDUCING. You see what he has accomplished in the stock market in the last month, now he is turning his attention to YOUR BANK? I am NOT scared, I am beyond the limit of anger. Run on the banks folks. Well, never mind, he is going to make the paper money worthless anyway.

Read more about the Federal Deposit Insurance Company. It is just another government ponzi scheme. If it is possible, the FDIC is sillier than Social Security.

Understand, pretty soon we shall ALL be homeless with a CRACKBERRY.

Let them eat cake.

Here, let's laugh for another minute huh? (Dead) Tommy 5 sent this in.

OKAY. How would you pronounce this child's name? "Le-a"

Leah?? NO

Lee - A?? NOPE

Lay - a?? NO

Lei?? Guess Again.

This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha".

When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "The dash don't be silent."

So, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash.

If they axe you why, tell them the dash don't be silent.

Please take the time to comment.

7 comments:

Sal said...

They also misunderstand Rush. He's stated over and over again that he wants Obama to fail to get his policies even implemented, because it will be better for the country if we don't have socialism.

Two Dogs said...

Sal, I am pretty sure that the Barrystream Media knows exactly what Rush said and understand his point. But, remember, the Barrystream Media's task is to make sure that Barry is successful. In order to do that, they have to make sure that no one in the world sees what he has done to everything already.

christinajade said...

as for Rush's invite to O, every freakin' liberal on the planet is screaming, "well when was Bush ever a guest on (insert liberal host here, they've named them all)"

to which i say, was he even invited?

you're right, there's no way in hell that will ever happen. at least O has enough common sense to tell him that he would be out-classed on every level.

Winston Smith said...

Yeah, look, it's absolutely clear that this has nothing to do with Bush. Everything that's gone wrong for the past eight years--which, of course, is virtually everything--was Clinton's fault as everyone knows. Until Obama was elected. Then, as that great intellectual R. Limbaugh noted, the recession that had begun on Bush's watch was Obama's fault--though Obama had, y'know, not yet even taken office. Gotta love how the "party of personal responsibility" is pathologically incapable of admitting its (copious) errors.

Man. You people are really pathetic. It'd just be funny if you weren't screwing up our country too.

For God's sake, do everyone a favor and stop voting. Conservatives have been wrong about almost every single major issue for the past forty years. How's about you pack it up and just quit? The world would be a much better place.

Two Dogs said...

No, Winston, it has a bunch to do with Bush, Republicans kept increasing spending and Bush kept signing those spending bills. The Republicans got turned out because of their spending and then the Democrats took Congress. The market has collapsed since the Democrats took over because the first thing they did was increase minimum wage. That action performed the same as it always does, increasing unemployment and prices, and stalling the economy.

So yes, I blame Bush for the Democrats ruining the economy.

By the way, Winston, you beclown yourself. What are you going to do if the Republicans walk off into the sunset? Are you going to be a school teacher or trial lawyer? And where will you food come from? Or oil? Or anything that you consume? Winston, please be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

Winston Smith said...

Wow, you really don't know what you're talking about, do you? Seriously, man. You can *always* make up some pathetic little tale about how it was the other guy's fault. 9/11, Iraq, the failure in Afghanistan, the response to Katrina, the Patriot Act and loss of civil liberties, the economic collapse. Dems only had control of Congress for two years, but it gives folks like you a hook to hang your anger on. Always somebody else's fault, never the GOP, no matter how long they've been in power, no matter how clear their role. An, the party of personal responsibility...

Look up Phil Gramm's role in the banking debacle and get back to me.

Not that this is a serious blog. I mean, you're just making stuff up and shooting off your mouth. You've got no serious ideas around here. I mean, if that's what you want to do, that's what you want to do. I'm just pointing out what's already clear: that you don't care about the truth, you just want to say "Democrats suck" in a bunch of ways that simulate reasoning.

A waste of time from my perspective, but whatever.

Two Dogs said...

Winston, reading comprehension is not your strong suit, huh?

I shall ignore your first paragraph, because silliness should be ignored.

Phil Gramm left Congress in 2002, he left at the start of the largest growth in the economy in history. So, can you make a single connection there? If you are trying to connect DOTS, which we NEVER expect you education types to do, you should run "The Google" on CRA and Jimmy Carter, then check on Bubba Clinton, then YOU GET BACK TO ME. You know, do that while y'all are having the poetry department's daily drum circle.

And no, this is humor blog, I say it all the time. Most people can ascertain the difference, but I shall tell you because obviously, you ain't too swuft.

This was a post about morons in the media using the concept of polarizing a target to remove the attention from a corrupt administration. The old "Bait and Switch" ruse. Get the focus on a radio personality so you can instigate the largest takeover of personal wealth in our country's history. Can you imagine that the media is complicit in the move toward fascism from the Moron Administration? Of course you cannot.

Thanks for playing, don't you have to grade some African American History poetry or something? Or is today the Castro Love-fest Circle Jerk?

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