Sunday, March 01, 2009

Throwing Off the Shackles of Blackuary

In an effort to purge the last remnants of the slavery that is forced upon us in the month of Blackuary, I decided to lighten the mood a little, with the reporting of death, mayhem, and destruction that is going on right this damn minute.

Radio legend, Paul Harvey has passed away. Godspeed, Mr. Harvey.

Kerry Wood is playing for Cleveland. And he has a bad back this year.

Germany has decided that Barry Obama is an angel and he is going to fly along, with Europe clinging to his coattails. The image that I keep seeing is a group of mountain climbers being pulled down the side of K2, because a 'biner snapped.

Venezuela is enacting Barry Obama's plans faster than Barry. One million to one odds that the country is prospering next year and exports rice to the world.

Great cabinet pick for Justice.

And as long as we are discussing nominations, how about Barry Obama for a Nobel Peace Prize? Seriously, I am not kidding, either. I spent two solid hours last night trying to come up with anything that Barry has ever done in his entire life to merit even an award at a local level, like "Best Stumble." STILL. GOT. NOTHING.

Maybe it is because he wants everyone to go to college? Seriously, is there ANYONE in the world that thinks that all people going to college is a good idea? ANYONE?

Obviously, Bill Schneider is vying for the lyingest liar award. Bill says that Rush Limbaugh's speech at CPAC was "filled with hate."

Watch it for yourself and determine.

The meme for tomorrow in the Moron Media shall be to completely talk down Limbaugh's CPAC speech. They will liken it to something by David Duke or worse. Hide and watch.

What shall be really fun is to actually watch Ann Coulter debate Bill Maher. OMG!!!11!!! Bill Maher is actually going to try to talk over Miss Ann! This looks to be the funniest debate since Dick Cheney SCHOOLED Joe Lieberman.

I am really busy today, but I'll check back in later.

Please take the time to comment.

3 comments:

One Salient Oversight said...

Maybe it is because he wants everyone to go to college? Seriously, is there ANYONE in the world that thinks that all people going to college is a good idea? ANYONE?

You know this is the reason why your opinions just mean very little TD.

Would you like to actually read what Obama said, or is that too difficult for you?

So tonight, I ask every American to commit to at least one year or more of higher education or career training. This can be community college or a four-year school; vocational training or an apprenticeship. But whatever the training may be, every American will need to get more than a high school diploma. And dropping out of high school is no longer an option.

Anyone who can READ knows that Obama didn't say that everyone should go to college. He is saying that people should have SOME FORM of post-school qualification.

Did you KNOW that the electrician who does your wiring has a QUALIFICATION? Did you KNOW that the plumber who fixes your sewerage system has a QUALIFICATION?

Not College. Trade School, technical colleges, vocational education.

I suggest that next time you READ what he says, rather than ASSUME.

And you can't spell Assume without ASS.

Two Dogs said...

OSO, I certainly appreciate you setting me straight there. But, see, I actually think about stuff before I open my typewriter.

The fact that some people think the Federal Government has one place in education is the problem. You see, the Founding Fathers knew that local economies and leaders would be better equipped to handle local needs and set the Constitution up that way.

The federal government being involved in education is a relatively new concept that has failed miserably, hence the plummeting test scores and yes, George Bush did the same. But, to think that ANYONE with a brain would listen to Barry Obama with regards to education AFTER his whopping failure of the Chicago Annenberg Project is dumb. You see, your champion is what normal people call a moron.

Uh, did you know that an electrician and a plumber do NOT have any education unless they just want to waste money at a trade school? They learn as apprentices from BUSINESSES and others in the trade, not from GOVERNMENT. Licensing is a test, NOT a school, just like driving.

And I do not post links to anything that I haven't read, I just have smart readers that can grasp concepts and premises. Usually.

You cannot spell "DOOFUS" without OSO.

One Salient Oversight said...

Maybe it is because he wants everyone to go to college? Seriously, is there ANYONE in the world that thinks that all people going to college is a good idea? ANYONE?

You know this is the reason why your opinions just mean very little TD.

Would you like to actually read what Obama said, or is that too difficult for you?

So tonight, I ask every American to commit to at least one year or more of higher education or career training. This can be community college or a four-year school; vocational training or an apprenticeship. But whatever the training may be, every American will need to get more than a high school diploma. And dropping out of high school is no longer an option.

Anyone who can READ knows that Obama didn't say that everyone should go to college. He is saying that people should have SOME FORM of post-school qualification.

Did you KNOW that the electrician who does your wiring has a QUALIFICATION? Did you KNOW that the plumber who fixes your sewerage system has a QUALIFICATION?

Not College. Trade School, technical colleges, vocational education.

I suggest that next time you READ what he says, rather than ASSUME.

And you can't spell Assume without ASS.

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