Friday, April 10, 2009

A Day in the Life

Since the minimum wage is quickly lurching toward ONE MILLION DOLLARS PER HOUR, here's an excerpt from an actual conversation:

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: Hey, buddy, you got a coupla dollars?

Me: Certainly. (As I continue to get into the car.)

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: (Walking up to the car window.) Well, are you going to give it to me?

Me: I shall give you two dollars to wash my car.

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: (Arching eyebrows to scary proportions.) Are you serious?

Me: Absolutely.

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: You are only going to pay me two dollars to wash a car?

Me: Yup.

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: Fuck you dude.

Me: Bathe first, you might have a chance.

Please take the time to comment.

4 comments:

christinajade said...

guess he wasn't that hungry, after all.

bet he voted for Obama, too.

Two Dogs said...

I bet he didn't vote in my precinct.

Skunkfeathers said...

I bet Barry's ACORN supporters trucked him around to vote in several districts, for cigarettes and booze.

christinajade said...

good point, Skunkfeathers.

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