Thursday, June 04, 2009

Nostrathomas Kills David Carradine

This morning as I was heading into Jackson, Mississippi, the city with the FOURTH HIGHEST MURDER RATE IN THE NATION, I heard on the radio that David Carradine was found dead in his hotel suite in Thailand. The weirdest part of that was my buddy, Fatty McGee, had just posted a photo of me on his Facebook yesterday with the caption, "I'm eating with David Carradine right now!"

Coincidence or an iPhone that literally KILLS? You decide.

Please take the time to comment.

FYI, Jackson has been run by Democrats since the beginning of time and I lovingly refer to it as Jack-troit. It is apparent that might be unfair to Detroit now.

2 comments:

christinajade said...

So the iPhone is like a cellular Chuckie doll? Possessed by evil? Interesting theory.

At least there aren't any of those "The Omen" picture marks on that photograph.

Stop looking. There's not.

christinajade said...

So the iPhone is like a cellular Chuckie doll? Possessed by evil? Interesting theory.

At least there aren't any of those "The Omen" picture marks on that photograph.

Stop looking. There's not.

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