Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Time to Sell Microsoft Stock!!!!

There is HUGE news being released right now that shall shake the very foundation of the world economic platform.

The Google announces the upcoming release of their own operating system.

I was thinking that with Microsoft releasing Bing, there was going to be fun times on the tubewebbys in the near future, but I did not expect it to be within the year.

So far, there have been three posts at Mashable regarding Chrome OS in the last twenty-four hours. That should tell you something right there.

Will Chrome OS kill Windows? Of course not. Windows has too large a market share and there are too many people that are bordering on imbecilic with computers. I can just picture trying to teach my mother how to use another OS. Holy shit, teaching her to use Microsoft Outlook made me jump through a plate glass window on the forty-second floor of the Mitchell Tower.

Sadly, I survived and had to complete the training. So far, she has sent me over one million forwards of some flower company ads. I blocked her e-mail.

But, what happens if Chrome is incompatible with the standards of the industry? This could be notoriously UNGOOD. Crashingtosh has had the same problems for years with running normal people software, you know. BUT DANG! Those really are some suh-weet self-adhesive labels you MacApple folks do make!

Anyhoo, The Google has steadily been a money maker and right now the stock is pretty steady through this whole Barry stomping through the money orchard, sooooooooo.

Please take the time to comment.

10 comments:

Basil said...

So, Chromw is essentially Linux with, um, chrome? I'll stick with my Mac. Although it can run Chrome. And Windows.

paul mitchell said...

I'll stick my Unix, thanks.

HA!

christinajade said...

Wait...someone still owns ANY stock?

btw, my word is ramelo. Cute.

classicaliberal said...

NOOOOO! First Bear Sterns then Chrysler and now Microsoft?!? What the hell am I going to do? Lost my money, lost my car and now my 'puter too?! Nothing left to live for... guess I finally understand what it means to be an LSU fan...

christinajade said...

CL, don't you know? Once you go MAC, you never go back.

Now watch, Paul is going to tell me my iMac is a boat anchor.

paul mitchell said...

Classical Liberal, SEC trash talking is awesome, Andy might shit his pants, though.

CJ, I have to ignore your MacApple comment because they are making the cabinets in such a shitty fashion now, you have to build concrete forms inside of them so they will even hold the uncured concrete.

Skunkfeathers said...

*while I just sit here, stockless, Mac-less, Unix-less, until Winders collapses in a bowel implosion of Barry's sucking minions trying to control the 'Net, too*

Word verfi: prest

Wazz widdat?

paul mitchell said...

Skunks, I changed the verification word thingy language to "Illiterate Catholic."

classicaliberal said...

NOOOOO! First Bear Sterns then Chrysler and now Microsoft?!? What the hell am I going to do? Lost my money, lost my car and now my 'puter too?! Nothing left to live for... guess I finally understand what it means to be an LSU fan...

paul mitchell said...

Classical Liberal, SEC trash talking is awesome, Andy might shit his pants, though.

CJ, I have to ignore your MacApple comment because they are making the cabinets in such a shitty fashion now, you have to build concrete forms inside of them so they will even hold the uncured concrete.

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