Thursday, August 27, 2009

Big News Day

Since The Dead Kennedy Fluffer-o-Rama continues, we gotta have some important stuff going on that the Barrystream Media can say was less important than "American Royalty" dying. Let's check in on it.

But first, it seems that the normal people kinda don't think Teddy is all that. CBS kinda forgot to tell the truth about The Dead Kennedy, too. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Hey! The Bamtard is gonna throw Israel under the bus. Well, DUH, we kinda knew that.

More digging on the Green Czar. Oh, he's a black militant? I got a bunch of friends like that. But, wait, they do not have the power to destroy the economy. Maybe this is BAD. But, prosecuting Democrats or black militants is kinda against Obama policy.

Here's just a tad more corruption for the record. Can Obama exceed the number of Clinton cabinet members that went to jail? It appears very, very likely, but then again, they are Democrats, they are ALL CRIMINALS.

True redistribution numbers. Y'all might remember the day that I got the chubby over Marilyn vos Savant before.

What the Hell is up with AIG? Isn't this really hinky?

Really, even the FDIC is hemorrhaging money, too? Obamanomics is the surefire means to the poor house, folks.

British "healthcare" failures equal EXACTLY the same percentage of people that are NOT covered by insurance that cannot afford it and do not receive Medicaid. Ain't that weird? Try the math on this in the comments, folks. Please show your work, because I done did mine.

Oddly, ObamaFAILcare has already been ruled unconstitutional, too.

The Barrystream Media refuses to accept advertising dollars that are anti-ObamaFAILcare.

One of my Senators was on The Senate Doctors' Show today. Senator Roger Wicker (R-MS) is exactly like all Senators, boring as FUCK.

Whatever you do, make sure you carry an ID to your townhall meetings, because spineless, chickenshit Democrats want to see it for you to speak. To vote? Oh, fuck that.

Is it too late to vote for the old, decrepit, loser, leftie, white guy that was running last November?

Please take the time to comment.

9 comments:

Andy said...

Man, your Senator is truly as boring as a bag of pre-chopped lettuce.

At least my Republican Senator has cavorted with whores.

And my Democrat Senator could not make four dollars a night giving two dollar bjs. Lord, please forgive me.

It is too late to vote for Sidney. I regret that I punched the button for the magic negro. I will go to my grave with deep regret.

Skunkfeathers said...

I voted, with exceptional reluctance, for the walking dead white guy...only because of his hot running mate.

As for criminals and hypocrites, the Dems have no competition. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

paul mitchell said...

Andy, have no guilt, you were in really, really smart company with your vote for Barry. Wait, the preceding sentence was a typo.

Skunky, I too like Mrs. Palin because she is hot. But, I am still waiting for the politician that makes ME think that they are a genius.

classicaliberal said...

I had a neat little quip all ready to dish out, but then I made the mistake of reading Andy's comment.

Completely dumbfounded. Cannot find any words...

paul mitchell said...

CL, yeah, I know what you mean.

Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

Marilyn is often right - about math.

paul mitchell said...

And Patrick, math is so very sexy.

classicaliberal said...

I had a neat little quip all ready to dish out, but then I made the mistake of reading Andy's comment.

Completely dumbfounded. Cannot find any words...

paul mitchell said...

CL, yeah, I know what you mean.

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