Tuesday, August 25, 2009

CAN.....NOT.....BREATHE........(THUD!)

OH.....MY......G_D.......

I had to wear shoes for over an hour today. Please, pardon me while I go weep in the corner and pee on my belly. I have no clue how you wage slaves endure this daily.

WITH SOCKS!!!! I cannot believe that this inhuman torture still exists in the United States of America.

I blame Obama.

Please take the time to comment.

13 comments:

Andy said...

Paul, I gotta admit that this photo will likely send me into convulsive nightmares (recalling the days when I wore shoes).

And on top of that...green socks? Well, you know what it says in the Bible, "To each they own."

paul mitchell said...

Wow, the socks DO look green. They are actually very dark brown. Weird.

Andy, I shall hit my knees tonight and pray that God will make sure you never have to go through what I went through today.

(Dead) Tommy5 said...

I'm sure you will hit your knees tonight, but I wouldn't call that praying.

Why are you always taking pictures of your stupid feet?

paul mitchell said...

I was just trying to please you and your multiple guy "friends." I know what you tell me that y'all like.

Herb said...

I never know where to leave my stupid little comments. What's the point of having two? Just askin'. If you wore real manly footwear, like cowboy boots or Army boots, you could go for 2 weeks with out changing your socks and still be comfortable.

stilettoGOP said...

I think I'm still stuck on "pee on my belly."?? You must REALLY hate footwear.

ChristinaJade said...

Poor wittle piggies, all cooped up like that...although that is a LOVELY crease in your trousers. Fine job.

Always blame Obama. Always.

paul mitchell said...

Herb, the shoes that I wore today are Borns, which are very, very comfortable. Think freshly clubbed baby seal foot coverings, but still.

stilettoGOP, I decided to become self-employed for the sole purpose of wearing shorts and Crocs daily. Oddly, I currently have more than 40 pairs of shoes that have not seen the sun in almost a year.

CJ, that fucking Obama.

Skunkfeathers said...

Can't wear shoes and socks? Candyassfeet.

But anything that can be blamed on Barry is good at this point.

Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

I have to wear shoes and socks outdoors in our cold winters but prefer not to. Last night I dreamed that I was at a business conference and realized I had no shoes on and couldn't find a shoe shop to buy any. I guess that was better than not having any clothes on - which I dream about regularly.

paul mitchell said...

Thanks for sharing, Mr. Dream Freak.

Oddly, I have never recalled a single dream where I WAS clothed. I have issues.

paul mitchell said...

I was just trying to please you and your multiple guy "friends." I know what you tell me that y'all like.

(Dead) Tommy5 said...

I'm sure you will hit your knees tonight, but I wouldn't call that praying.

Why are you always taking pictures of your stupid feet?

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