Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Explaining Science

Just so you know, the President is the product of an interracial coupling. Let's attack the race issue.

Allegedly, Barry's deddy is BLACK, OOOOOO! As a reference, the normal male HAPPY TIME!! lasts about twenty seconds.

Allegedly, Barry's momma is WHITE, OOOOOO! The normal human gestation period is between 37 to 42 WEEKS.

Allegedly, Barry's BLACK deddy saw Barry just once after Barry turned two years of age.

Allegedly, Barry's WHITE momma stayed with Barry until he was sent to live with her WHITE parents.

MATH..MATH..MATH..CIPHER..CIPHER...

At forty weeks, a momma has invested 24,192,000 seconds v. deddy's investment of 20 seconds.

Not even taking into account Barry's life AFTER the coupling of his idiot parents, the WHITE investment is 1,209,600 TIMES the investment of the BLACK investment.

Our mathematical deduction using FACTS are that Barry is at least ONE MILLION TIMES MORE WHITE than he is BLACK.

Just saying.

Please take the time to comment.

8 comments:

Wineplz said...

you crack me up! :)

high props for your math skillz, too

ChristinaJade said...

YAY!!! MATH!!!

Skunkfeathers said...

LMAO...so, Barry is a screwed up white liberal?

Coffee Bean said...

Oh. My. Lord.

classicaliberal said...

Yay! Meatstain linked you! You can retire now (again)

paul mitchell said...

Thanks for the heads up, Classicaliberal. Unlinked. WTF? Can't that loser just go buy some traffic or something?

classicaliberal said...

You must first have friends to generate traffic. Can't tell you the last time I've had a meaningful relationship with a ham hock...

paul mitchell said...

Thanks for the heads up, Classicaliberal. Unlinked. WTF? Can't that loser just go buy some traffic or something?

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