Thursday, August 20, 2009

Fourteen Short Days Left!!!!

Two weeks folks. Two weeks, can we make it? I have been walking around the past two days with my helmet on, with mud and grass jammed into the face mask. I am coping, but, albeit, uneasily. FOURTEEN WHOLE DAYS!!!! Good Lord, will it evAr get here?

Let's see if reading the news will take a little of the edge off.

The main thing (OTHER THAN COLLEGE FOOTBAW!!) that has me all up in arms is the insane spending of money by our federal government.

But, do you know how the Obamoron Administration is going to spin the economy when the sh*tstorm kicks off again? They are going to claim that they "SAVED" two hundred sixty-two BILLION by pointing out they were incompetent on counting the anticipated bank failures. Saving money in the Obama Era only requires LYING.

The fun part of being so absolutely feckless in anything is that you have no clue what in the Hell you are doing and can pretty much make any move you want to with absolutely no clue on the results. Remember, the New President is a simpering imbecile that has never done anything but get a bunch of OTHER simpering imbeciles to vote for him. This does NOT say anything about HIS intelligence, it only says something about how F*CKING STUPID people are that voted for him.

Let's look at some more of his ideology at work. Cash for Clunkers is out of money. A bebe could have anticipated that when you GIVE away FREE! money, you are going to run out of MONEY! How much of an intellectual GIANT must you be to see this coming? Barry did not see it coming, need I say more? One other small hiccup, how can you run out of money in a program if you are NOT giving to the people that are participating? The program ran out of money while DENYING eighty percent (80%) of the claims. SHOCKER, huh?

Does ANYONE possibly think that the VERY same thing will happen with rationing of medical services? Since nothing is mutually exclusive, could it just maybe be possible that the Cash for Clunkers program can give you some insight into what the future may hold for medical services? Could there possibly be some kind of MAGIC parallel in two federal government programs resulting in the same ends?

Let's check out a couple of those places have that SUPER-AWESOME! government run medical system, mmmmkay? I have only added links from two countries, but there are so many more to be had, that Blogger's servers would crash. Let's NOT do that again.

Canada.

Mediocre Britain.

How about Cali, The Land of the Moonbats, showing how to waste taxpayer money.

Just do not believe what they are telling you, that is the only way to be certain of not getting screwed over.

Ideology and philosophy are KEY to understanding the situation that we are facing. It has NOTHING to do with racism because we have already established the FACT that Barry is at least one million times more white than black.

BUT! Still the Barrystream Media must go all out to try to make this into some kind of divisive thingy about skin color.

Here's the lede from Protein Wisdom.

Here's the money shot from Patterico. Funny looking WHITE GUY, huh? Or, is our Barrystream Media lying to us?

Why would the media folks try to continually divide? Maybe it is so they can CONQUER? Seriously, the federal government is in an all-out attempt to take away your freedoms and it is simply too obvious if you take the time to see it.

Just read this and understand that it does NOT stop with granddaughters. There always remains a philosophy behind actions or otherwise you become Barry Obama and then there is no limit to the extent of your stupidity.

In case you were not paying attention during the campaign, Barry made a crack about seances and referred to Nancy Reagan, even though the seances were held by Hillary Clinton. AND! All the while, Grandma Arms is running some kinda voodoo worship ceremonies in the White House. Click through the link at the bottom. (Hat-Tip: UberAgitator stilettoGOP)

A quick Religion of Peace update.

A new Twittah tool. See Twittah like someone else. Role-playing is good.

That record setting bank takeover last week set more records than were imagined. Is Barry actually a criminal? Well, DUH.

Words of wisdom from Ben Bernanke. Seriously, this is the smartest sh*t he has ever uttered.

Please take the time to comment.

25 comments:

stilettoGOP said...

Not my first time to be called that. Today, even.

They're being complete dipshits over there. (read the voodoo granny thread link y'all)

Andy said...

Paul, I do not know what planet you live on, but the 14 days are not "short" by any stretch of my imagination...

Oh man...our local Louisiana radio guy Moon Griffon (actually, he has about 15 affiliates, and covers most of the State from 9 to 11 am) did a remote broadcast from one of the biggest auto dealers in LA yesterday.

This Dealer guy is as frustrated as possible with the "Cash for Clunkers" program. He has like a gozillion deals that were approved, and has gotten about four dollars from the gubmit. He was in De-troit last week, meeting with other dealers, and told horror stories about small dealers (not just Ford guys like himself...but GM, Chrysler, Toyota, etc.) that are about to go under due to the halt of cash flow caused by Barry's Clunker program.

It was really sad to listen to. A guy called in to Moon's show. He is one of the guys that is supposed to haul the "clunkers" off for scrapping. He said that the dealers have told him, "No Way! I'm not letting these clunkers off the lot 'til I get my damned money."

I worked around the mobile home business for many years...and my Papa-in-law spent most of his life in the car biness... People do not understand that folks that sell "movables" rely on getting their money "on the spot." When a title is transferred either to a customer, or a finance company...money changes hands.

That is "life and death" in the biness...because the "floor-plan" guy is coming around tomorrow. And if the vehicle ain't on the lot, a check is required. Obama and his Klan have screwed thousands of dealers.

Most people think that car dealers are filthy, nasty, dirty rich. But the truth is that most of them operate on "cash flow." Sure, a smart guy will invest his few percentage points of real profit in IRAs, real estate, etc.

But you can't just liquidate that junk in a couple of weeks in order to pay the mechanics, secretaries, salesmen, newspaper ad guy, or light bill.

There are dealers that are going to fail because of this deal.

The guy that Moon was interviewing (and he's one of the strongest in the State) said that if he didn't start getting some money in the next few days, he was opting out.

Not to mention another story. But I will. A dealer from Shreveport reported that he had a claim for a $4500 rebate on a clunker deal. He got a check for $1,500. When he inquired to the gubmit program as to why he was shorted...he was told that the customer had an IRS tax lien of $3,000, which was deducted to satisfy it.

Now, I'm not sure about that...and I'm trying to verify it. But it would not surprise me, as Federal tax liens are deducted from Federal disbursments (don't ax me how I know...that was a long time ago).

Damn, this was a long comment...

HA! I don't know if it posted the first time, but my word verification this time is "chickskin"

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, you should really think about getting your own blog....WAIT!!

This anecdote should be a blog post and you know it. Since it is your story, I shall let you post it.

And this doesn't surprise me at all in the least at all one bit at all.

I am wearing my College Gameday helmet right NOW, too! 14 days!!!!

Andy said...

So, let me 'splain Roberto! I could post this on my blog. But MORE PEOPLE READ THE COMMENTS ON THIS BLOG THAN VISIT MY CRAPPY BLOG IN TWO WEEKS!"

And it took too much energy to post this comment to try to post it again. Wait...I got this copy and paste thing. HA!

'Nuf said!

HA! My word verification is "coitusisus"

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, my Latin is a little rusty, but doesn't that mean "Sex Swollen?"

Andy said...

HA! I just thought it meant "coitus is us."

You'll have to aks Sotamayor. She's the wise Latina. But I doubt anything ever got swollen around her. Except maybe somebody's foot that she stomped on while heading to the center ring.

ChristinaJade said...

Paul, somehow a part of me thinks you really ARE walking around in a helmet. Something tells me the next 14 days around ALL ya'll guys in the bloggy world are going to be like the proverbial microwave minute. *sigh* :)

As for C4C, a local car dealer has something like $680,000 tied up in that mess right now, and the best part? Not only is he waiting on his red-hot check from the gummint, about 25 of the cars were TURNED DOWN for the program, after the fact, and like Andy said, back taxes will be collected out of many more.

In other words, C4C causes loss, and loss is BAD.

Skunkfeathers said...

Footbawhl..footbawhl...gimme footbawhl...*bad withdrawal praying for a snort of footbawhl*

I figgered Barry's morons would manage to screw up cash for clunkers, like they'll screw up everything else they lay their slimey liberal paws on.

ChristinaJade said...

See? That. ^ That is EXACTLY what I am talking about. :)

Here, guys, maybe this will take the edge off.

Paul Mitchell said...

CJ, she looks way too slow to be a cover corner and I bet she hits like a GIRL or Ole Miss, but I repeat myself.

Andy said...

CJ, thanks for the effort. I mean it. But Pac-10 football players do not flip my switch.

ChristinaJade said...

Dang, when hot blondes don't distract, then I KNOW it's gonna be a long 2 weeks.

LOL

Andy said...

Heh! You gave it your best shot CJ. But it ain't football...

Seriously, my word verification is "cheese."

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, the PAC-10 players crack slayed me. I am dead from an aneurysm caused from laughing, now.

That is twice I have died today.

Andy said...

Hey Paul...I forgot to ask you if your College Gameday Helmet is one of those that holds the two beer cans on top with the swirly tube for guzzling?

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, my College Gameday helmet is a solid white jellypads helmet with a gray EGOP facemask. (For those of you who do not know the facemask lettering, that is just like Emmitt Smiff and Eric Dickerson used to wear.)

With grass and mud in the facemask, too!

Andy said...

Well, you're definitely in good company Paul...two of the greatest in my humble expert opinion.

I would like a picture of that. Specially the grass and mud stuck in yo facemax.

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, since you are the only that expressed even the remotest interest in a 45 year old man walking around with a grass and mud covered helmet on, I'll tell you what just happened at 1:00pm today.

I met a buddy of mine at the car wash to pick up a set of my golf clubs from him and I had my helmet on. Turns out he was headed to Hibbett Sports to exchange a helmet for his kid and saw that mine had jellypads. I just swapped my dirty old helmet with the EGOP facemask for a brand new one that has the full rubber lining and an EJOG facemask. And it pulls my frigging mullet. FAIL. I should have tried it on first. And now, I must get a summer camp cut in order to wear my new helmet.

Andy said...

Heh! I will be expecting photos...

Man, you ought to get you a black-guy-head cut if you're serious about comfort in your gear.

You probably saw this before, but I think it's one of the funniest onion pieces I've ever read. I got football on the brain...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nfl_meteorologists_warn_steaming

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, I had not seen it, but I needed to. Thank goodness they interviewed the Grandfather of Black Guy Steaming Heads, Otis Sistrunk.

paul mitchell said...

Andy, the PAC-10 players crack slayed me. I am dead from an aneurysm caused from laughing, now.

That is twice I have died today.

Andy said...

Well, you're definitely in good company Paul...two of the greatest in my humble expert opinion.

I would like a picture of that. Specially the grass and mud stuck in yo facemax.

Andy said...

Heh! You gave it your best shot CJ. But it ain't football...

Seriously, my word verification is "cheese."

paul mitchell said...

Andy, since you are the only that expressed even the remotest interest in a 45 year old man walking around with a grass and mud covered helmet on, I'll tell you what just happened at 1:00pm today.

I met a buddy of mine at the car wash to pick up a set of my golf clubs from him and I had my helmet on. Turns out he was headed to Hibbett Sports to exchange a helmet for his kid and saw that mine had jellypads. I just swapped my dirty old helmet with the EGOP facemask for a brand new one that has the full rubber lining and an EJOG facemask. And it pulls my frigging mullet. FAIL. I should have tried it on first. And now, I must get a summer camp cut in order to wear my new helmet.

Andy said...

Heh! I will be expecting photos...

Man, you ought to get you a black-guy-head cut if you're serious about comfort in your gear.

You probably saw this before, but I think it's one of the funniest onion pieces I've ever read. I got football on the brain...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nfl_meteorologists_warn_steaming