Wednesday, August 19, 2009

A Little Fairy Troll Update

Y'all might remember the idiot that tried to piggyback on my AWESOMENESS on Twittah and then moved on to linking the sh*t out of this blog to the point of irritation. I think that his handle was "ILoveTheManMeat" or something weird like that.

I got my first hit from his blog. ONE. It has to be him clicking his own link. How irrelevant can one person possibly be?

By way of comparison, Classicaliberal just friggin' started his blog like one whole minute ago and already I have received over one hundred hits from his site.

Scientific study PROVES that liberals are morons and everyone hates them, while conservatives have super charm and get all the boo-tay.

By the way, I cannot sleep. I think I'll take a walk and fight the neighborhood dog pack with a golf club. I have an old pitching wedge with 'Fido' written all over it.

Please take the time to comment.

6 comments:

classicaliberal said...

That's where all my readers have gone! I'm convinced that smart people gravitate toward interesting blogs. I have catchy headlines, but nothing great of substance. Therefore, I link the hell out of your site.

Take your big bertha and jack a b*tch for me!

paul mitchell said...

It is actually an Adams wedge, I hit the Callaways too far. Just ask that GBB driver that launched a ball off the back of the range at Lackland AFB. The ball landed on the concrete pad behind the range at 320 yds and rolled into a hangar about six hundred yards away, but that roll on concrete doesn't count.

Yes, I flew the fence at 320. I am a stud. Tiger Woods can blow me.

ChristinaJade said...

What IS it with you two and the blowing thing tonight? gheesh...

See what happens? You musta stayed up past the sleepy stage, gets me every time. Which is why I'm the only person on the internet in the middle of the night. Well, except for ya'll. heh

classicaliberal said...

I play golf because I have to. I'd probably enjoy it if I didn't have to do it as part of my sales routine. My dad even paid for lessons when I was 8 cause he and his dad love to play so much. Maybe one day when I can do it for fun.

Skunkfeathers said...

I play golf because, like understanding women, I need to take on things that I'll never master, though it can be fun trying ;)

I once -- and only once -- hit a 430 yard drive and was on the green in 1.

What's the rest of the story, you ask?

You can ask ;)

paul mitchell said...

It is actually an Adams wedge, I hit the Callaways too far. Just ask that GBB driver that launched a ball off the back of the range at Lackland AFB. The ball landed on the concrete pad behind the range at 320 yds and rolled into a hangar about six hundred yards away, but that roll on concrete doesn't count.

Yes, I flew the fence at 320. I am a stud. Tiger Woods can blow me.

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