Thursday, August 20, 2009

What the Hell Am I - The First Lady Edition

We all know that the Mayor of Mitchieville is a psycho-nutcase with the "What the Hell am I" posts, the "Chicks with Mustache" posts, and the "BACKTITS" week.

Today, he covers the What the Hell Am I - Sports Edition, too! Check that sh*t out, I'll wait.

Not to try to top the Mayor at something that he has years of training that exceeds my relatively elementary skills, but I present, WHAT THE HELL AM I - THE FIRST LADY EDITION.

For the LOVE of ALL THAT'S HOLY! Michelle Obama is a frigging DUDE!!!!

She is literally Denzel Washington in Man on Fire. With mandels.

Rest of the slideshow here. Get a puke bucket, first.

Please take the time to comment.

12 comments:

ChristinaJade said...

I would like to mention a certain household appliance called an IRON.

Just sayin'

The Mayor said...

C'mon now, that's NOT the first lady. I'm pretty sure that's not even a lady.

Yikes. I may have to use that pic next week.

The Mayor said...

Oh, and count the toes of Michelle's left foot.

And check for an Adam's apple.

Andy said...

OMG, she does have 6 toes on her left foot. It's even more frightening when you blow it up.

Mr. Mayor, please do not use that picture next week. I'm afraid once is all I can stomach.

Thanks Paul.

Staci said...

Michelle Obama has NO CLASS. None.

And that runnin' chick is a MAN.

Staci said...

Just another thought, what has Obama done to deserve a vacation? heh.

paul mitchell said...

Staci, the Obamas were at the Grand Canyon to see if it is big enough to stack all the dead bodies killed by their version of medical services. It was business.

David said...

puke isn't strong enough word.

CLaney's Wifeykins said...

Six toes AND a penis?! Man oh man!

paul mitchell said...

Six toes on at least one foot. And at least one penis, too.

paul mitchell said...

Staci, the Obamas were at the Grand Canyon to see if it is big enough to stack all the dead bodies killed by their version of medical services. It was business.

CLaney's Wifeykins said...

Six toes AND a penis?! Man oh man!

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