Sunday, August 09, 2009

What is an Insult?

It never ceases to amaze me at what the idiots think is degrading. For instance, they defend Barry by saying he is a Harvard grad. So, is Al Franken, your POINT? They attempt to degrade me by saying that I am a graduate of Mississippi State University. It is doubtful that they can even reach the vitriol that I can spew toward Mississippi State University College of Architecture, sooooo, uh, STFU.

Then it is that I am a Mississippi boy and I must be uneducated, can't read, drive a truck, had sex with my sister, the list of attempted insults is endless. What they do NOT realize is that I have been to their cities, seen their culture, met their people, HAVE THEY EXPERIENCED MINE? Who is the RUBE? Who is the person that lacks the experience and RICHNESS of life?

Add on top on that, I am my own worst critic, well except for one other person that is head and shoulders above me in that regard.

Now, the Caribou Barbie "insult" of Sarah Palin is astounding. I am going to assume that Maureen Dowd actually coined that all by herself, even though I have never seen a single thing in one of her columns that even shops in the zip code of "pithy."

We all know what a caribou is, and we all know Barbie, and oddly, neither term is even remotely derogatory, so we must assume that together, two or more positive terms equal a negative. Let's try some of that on with our Dear Leader, mmmmkay?

Summa Cum Laude density.
Honesty illusionist.
Penis Priest.
Overachieving vegetable.
Statuesque circus clown.
Intelligent hummingbird.

Try your hand at it in the comments!

Please take the time to comment.

6 comments:

Andy said...

Egregious Bovine Excrement. I know it's lame, but I is wo slaps out from ketchin up on mowin'.

Just to interject here...there really is nothing wrong with an Ivy League education. I have a second cousin that graduated from Princeton, and another from Dartmouth. They are both fine young men (well, younger than me).

When they journey down south to visit, they are either VERY GOOD ACTORS, or truly not snobs. They are both very successful men in their chosen professions. (But they did have a very good Momma and Daddy)

And, there are many, many conservative (right-thinking) pundits, pols, thinkers, etc. that matriculated at Harvard, Yale, Brown, etc.

I imagine that those who attack you because you went to WESUCK, probably had a hard time getting out of Central High School in Knee Knuckle, Alabama. I have found it to be a pattern on the world wide computer.

Some moron with forty bucks to spend for internet service, and a "relationship" with "Blue Hippo" (or whatever it is where you can 'rent to own your own compruter') finds it amusing to sit in their Momma's basement and extol the wisdom, intelligence, and virtue of BozObama...

While waiting on that call to come from McDonalds for the "big interview," they have nothing else to do. For some reason, Sally from Junior High stopped answering e-mails, and had her phone number changed...and her Mother finally reported the sad news that Sally had died when her cruise ship went down off the coast of Liberia.

They are lifeless, aimless turds.

ChristinaJade said...

Teleprompterous Maximumous

:)

Skunkfeathers said...

Never been to Mississippi. Have been to New Orleans.

Mississippi pulled itself up by it's bootstraps in the wake of Katrina; even today, New Orleans continues to hold out its hand, demanding more aid, crying "racism!" when they don't get it, and when they do get it, it's never enough, so they whine for more.

Leftists from Harvard side with New Orleans; conservatives from Harvard side with Mississippi.

'Nuff said.

Did I just insult someone? F***ing right I did ;)

And word verifier proves it: loutbor LMAO

classicaliberal said...

Hope Change
Smart Politics
Community Organizer
Chicago Senator
Weather Underground
Misguided Nationalist
Iranian Stool-pigeon
Screw Ball
President Nazi
Infantile Worldview
First Racist

Did I capture the essence?

Andy said...

Egregious Bovine Excrement. I know it's lame, but I is wo slaps out from ketchin up on mowin'.

Just to interject here...there really is nothing wrong with an Ivy League education. I have a second cousin that graduated from Princeton, and another from Dartmouth. They are both fine young men (well, younger than me).

When they journey down south to visit, they are either VERY GOOD ACTORS, or truly not snobs. They are both very successful men in their chosen professions. (But they did have a very good Momma and Daddy)

And, there are many, many conservative (right-thinking) pundits, pols, thinkers, etc. that matriculated at Harvard, Yale, Brown, etc.

I imagine that those who attack you because you went to WESUCK, probably had a hard time getting out of Central High School in Knee Knuckle, Alabama. I have found it to be a pattern on the world wide computer.

Some moron with forty bucks to spend for internet service, and a "relationship" with "Blue Hippo" (or whatever it is where you can 'rent to own your own compruter') finds it amusing to sit in their Momma's basement and extol the wisdom, intelligence, and virtue of BozObama...

While waiting on that call to come from McDonalds for the "big interview," they have nothing else to do. For some reason, Sally from Junior High stopped answering e-mails, and had her phone number changed...and her Mother finally reported the sad news that Sally had died when her cruise ship went down off the coast of Liberia.

They are lifeless, aimless turds.

Skunkfeathers said...

Never been to Mississippi. Have been to New Orleans.

Mississippi pulled itself up by it's bootstraps in the wake of Katrina; even today, New Orleans continues to hold out its hand, demanding more aid, crying "racism!" when they don't get it, and when they do get it, it's never enough, so they whine for more.

Leftists from Harvard side with New Orleans; conservatives from Harvard side with Mississippi.

'Nuff said.

Did I just insult someone? F***ing right I did ;)

And word verifier proves it: loutbor LMAO

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