Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Who Needs Enemies?

It has come to my attention that I no longer have the need to make more enemies, SHIT! I have friends that fill that bill to a Tee.

Actual E-Mail Thread about SoCal and Joshua Tree National Park:

Me: Well, I was there on my honeymoon, so we had to do everything that tourists do. Seriously, while driving through (Joshua Tree), you would pass the very same rock 40 fucking times.

Him: Honeymoon, eh? So what did CA look like in the 1830's? You know, before they discovered gold, oil and hippies?

So, to all the typical morons in the Moron Party, you must up your game to insult me.

Please take the time to comment.

8 comments:

Andy said...

Hey Paul, somebody that lived out there in Moronifornia near The Mojave once told me that those Joshua Trees would catch on fire by themselves...no lightning, or match needed.

Or, maybe it was some kind of cactus...don't remember.

So, what was it like?..I mean driving a mule wagon through the desert?

paul mitchell said...

Andy, I didn't see one burst into flames because I hate snakes enough to have kept me from wandering out into the sand. But, that road doubled back so many times, it took forty hours to drive one mile. NO LIE.

And I was in a red Pontiac Grand Am, which is almost as bad as a buckboard.

(Dead) Tommy5 said...

So what did it look like in the 1830's before hippies, gold, and oil?

Skunkfeathers said...

If Joshua Trees were anywhere near hippies, they'd explode from the fumes ;)

paul mitchell said...

(D)T5, STFU.

Skunks, really.

classicaliberal said...
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paul mitchell said...

Actually THIS is where Carla and I spent the first week of our honeymoon.

THIS is where we spent the second week.

And THIS is the building that I got chased out of by security. Cali boys run like sissies.

Finally, THIS is the only cool house in SoCal, right on Venice Beach, which looks like shit compared to Gulf beaches.

paul mitchell said...

Actually THIS is where Carla and I spent the first week of our honeymoon.

THIS is where we spent the second week.

And THIS is the building that I got chased out of by security. Cali boys run like sissies.

Finally, THIS is the only cool house in SoCal, right on Venice Beach, which looks like shit compared to Gulf beaches.

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