Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Blog Milestone (And College Gameday Location Week Five!!!)

I just realized that we had passed the 2007 post milestone. Since 2007 is an extremely random number, I shall from this point forward celebrate every subsequent hundred posts with giving away a free something or 'nother. It prolly won't be worth much because we make ZERO dollars blogging.

Please keep in mind that you always get what you pay for around here.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY shall be in Boston this coming Saturday for the Flarda State v. Boston College SUCKFEST.

I AM NOT KIDDING!!!

I halfway do not believe this because I was unaware entirely that there was actually a college in Boston. So, I did my research on Boston College.

Boston College's athletic teams are called "The Flamers." The main profession that is studied at BC is drunk-driving. Doug Flutie is GHEY. Professors are all straight from mental institutions and smell like pipe tobacco and suede. Boston College has never played a single team that was any good in the four year history of their junior college footbaw program. I also fell asleep twenty-two times while researching Boston College and am still very sleepy.

Just out of curiosity, I checked out how old Bobby Bowden was, too. Mathematicians are still trying to invent that number.

GO CRIMINOLES!!!!!!!!

Please take the time to comment.

3 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

Lessee h'yar: Flarda State Seminals, vs the Boston College...what?

ESpeein' College Game Day will impress me when they show up for a William & Mary ass whuppin' on whomever next will fall to the mighty Tribe! Yowza! You call it, Andy!

I dunno who Iowa plays this week, but I DON'T CARE...they beat Penn State!! Woooohooo!!! As for CU...they go east to get humiliated by a dubious West Virginia team of mineshaft bubba pokers. 'Twon't be pretty. Then again, little in the Big 12 North will be this year...

paul mitchell said...

Even Herb Streitkirk thinks this is a dumb move.

Andy said...

I will "call it" Skunks...once I get more info.

Hey! Our ex-corch at LA Tech is back at Boston collage! He is not head corch, but I'm sure he is quite happy back living with the beaners.

Bowden holds a distinction that I respect. He is the last known human to kill a Brontosaurus with his bare teeth. Actually, I've met Bowden, and he's a helluvaguy.

It's a long story as to how I met him. I was 36, and he was on his fourth set of dentures I think. But his handshake was still just as shaky as it was when he was 90.

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