Monday, September 07, 2009

The Crazy Keeps Coming

Having not been born with a brain defect or never had a hugely traumatic HEAD injury as a child, I am not a Liberal, Progressive, Democrat, or any other of those moronic folks. Dude, really, Mississippi is full of these idiots. Our state has ALWAYS been run by the dumbest people that we can find and even now when the Barrystream Media talks about Mississippi being a Republican state, our state house is STILL controlled by Democrats on BOTH sides of the house. Virtually ALL of our local politicians are Democrats as well. In other words, Mississippi is VERY MUCH run by Democrats.

In today's FREE Clarion-Ledger, I got a damn bellyful of the Democrat stupidity. Please remember that Ronnie Agnew and David Hampton are intellectual lightweights that in sane times would be in sanatoriums. Obviously the people from Gannett do not want the C-L to stay in business and that is quite fine by me, too.

The dumbest person that writes for the paper currently is Representative John Mayo of Clarksdale. If you want to read some stark raving shit-douchery, HERE's his blog. Wrap some duct tape around your head before you read anything he posts, he is mentally DANGEROUS.

You also must consider that the C-L publishes every article by Cynthia Tucker. That in itself speaks VOLUMES about how dumb the folks are down there on Pearl Street. I do seriously think that Agnew calls/faxes/writes letters to Daily Kos (because obviously Ronnie cannot turn on a computer) and asks them what agitprop they want published daily. David Hampton, in an article from yesterday, attacked blogs and the ENTIRE internet because allegedly those sources have no requirements that are "upheld by newspapers." In other words, Hampton lives in Assholeville with his head stuck firmly in the sand.

BUT! The article that got my blood boiling today was written by Joe Atkins about legal services getting CUT because of budget shortfalls. Go read it and hurry back.

Disclaimer: I have never applied for any unemployment benefits in my life, BUT I would assume to receive that TAXPAYER money, you would have to be seeking gainful employment. That would MAKE FUCKING SENSE TO NORMAL PEOPLE.

Anyhoo, to point to the very OBVIOUS occurrence in the article, our WELFARE RECIPIENT lives in a county with 20% PLUS unemployment. Wonder who runs that county? Well, she lost her job, BECAUSE OF THE VERY PEOPLE FOR WHOM SHE IS VOTING, and got another, lost that one and got another, lost that last job and went and got her gummint CHEESE. Then what did she do?

SHE. STOPPED. LOOKING. FOR. WORK. If this is not the biggest fucking shocker that has ever strolled down the fucking boulevard, I just do not know fucking shockers.

Now, to add insult to idiotic injury, Joe Atkins expects ME to pay for HER to sue the state to get more of MY money to support HER when SHE won't work.

H-E-L-L-O?!?!?!?!?!

Can ANYONE, anyone at all, make any sense out of me having to pay for someone to basically sue me to get my money so they don't have to work? Yeah, don't answer that, it was rhetorical.

Good Lord. I must hate that poor deadbeat because she is Black, right?

Please take the time to comment.

12 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

First, I am glad to see that Colorado hasn't been so overrun with brain-damaged Califorlornicated idiots, as to be sinking to the level of national moron capital in the making.

Yet.

But dang...you got some 2 1/2 brain cell doosies down in 'ssippi, shore 'nuff.

Now, for the absolute, drooling, abysmally dumbass MORON who said that blogs should be held to the same standards that newspapers hold to....WhatTheFlyingStupidMoronicF**k is this idiot claiming, from a paper that wouldn't know truth if truth walked up and bit it's flaming f**king head off?

Geeeawd, Paul, you have got some entitled-to-abject-stupidity types down there, doncha?

Skunkfeathers said...

You've proved that a cattle herd has more intellectual prowess than the collection at the C-L...

paul mitchell said...

Dude, really you have no clue. I canceled delivery of the paper two years ago because I can get the sports news quicker and more accurate without the C-L. I still receive it daily and have called to tell them that I canceled three times. Fuck 'em.

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...I just sent an email to Larry Whitaker at the C-L, and asked him how long it took him to assemble such a stable of absolutely abysmal morons with no journalism ethics or integrity whatsoever, and was it worth the time it took?

Think I'll get an answer?

paul mitchell said...

Sure, if someone can figure out how to turn on the Tandy 1000 down there.

Skunkfeathers said...

LMAO!!!! I thought I heard "Pong" in the background...

Basil said...

Hey! I got a Tandy 1000. Watch what you say. It came with MS-DOS 2.11, though I upgraded to 3.2, 4.01, and to 5. I even have the PFS:Write (along Calc and the rest of the PFS suite) software disks and books. Really.

Okay, I don't use it and haven't in years, and I understand your point. It's just that the 1000 was my first "PC" and I feel kinda protective of it.

Skunkfeathers said...

DAng...I DID hear "Pong" in the background...

paul mitchell said...

Basil, I know how you feel about the Tandy, I still have a slide rule, too.

I did actually use a Commodore 128 to set up an inventory of drawings for the large architectural firm I worked for in 1995. But, to run a newspaper? TODAY?

Skunkfeathers said...

Are you sure they don't sit in a dimly-lit cave, etching the wall with charcoal, and drooling "baw-nan-naw..."?

And still no reply to my email. I reckon they're still trying to figure out the technology...

Basil said...

Oh, gosh, I'm not disagreeing with any assressment of their technocracy skillz, but using my first computer as an example of backwardness is like using my home town as an example of backwardness. It'd be true, but still...

paul mitchell said...

Skunks, they are still figuring out which end of the pencil to clean out their ears with, give them some time.

Basil, my hometown is Louisville, Mississippi, it is not backwards, it has just never made any moves forward in order to have any room to backslide.

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