Tuesday, September 22, 2009

(Dead) Tommy 5 Calls Color on the Clemson Meltdown

Watch this and then read (Dead) Tommy 5's critique below.



Did you read the comments? Everyone wants the idiot to sue them and ESPN. This country is being taken over by you fags. One comment stated he was fagboy’s buddy and he is going to sue, one dollar for every hit the video gets on youtube. I think I can defend the four letter and broadcasters.

Me: You are at a college football game, you know it is on national television, you act like a p***y, and don’t expect anyone to make fun of you? Are you gay? Drop your suit and I will go get you a happy meal from McDonald’s, and if you don’t wet your pants when we get there I will also get you an ice cream cone.

Fagboy: You promise?

Me: Yes, I promise.

Gayboy: okay.

Please take the time to comment.

8 comments:

Andy said...

HA! DT-5 should guest post mo offun!

I can kinda give dude some grace...I mean, it was a bunch of stinkin' engineers...but it's the ACC, so they all suck.

And when the realization sets in that you suck worse than other ACC teams...well...a meltdown just might be in order.

I mean, it ain't like you got beat by Vandy, or MS State. I'm just saying...

Critical+Technical said...

ACC doesn't suck, and i'm not saying that because I'm a GT fan.
Look at Virginia Tech and Miami (FL). Those are two quality teams that are making a name for themselves.
UGA is losing it's caliber, Arkansas is just pathetic, the only good SEC teams left are Florida, LSU, and Bama.
And they would all lose to Texas.

But this video's great, i've been trying to find it for a long time. Thanks!

paul mitchell said...

C+T, I watch BCS footbaw, I am really unsure on what is going on in Juco, but I do have a friend that worships the "U." How is Dwayne Johnson playing this year? Sorry, that is the only player that I know from junior college.

As far as the Championship Conference is concerned, you kinda left out the small fact that three of the top five teams are SEC, SIXTY PERCENT!!! Did you forget Ole Miss at number four? The Gates at 1, Bammeroids at 3, the Klan at 4. Geaux Tigers at 7, too. Math and cipher, that is like FORTY PERCENT! of the top ten!

And once Texas goes up against a defense, you shall see the caliber team they are. Oh, wait, they do not face a defense until BOWL SEASON. SoS at the beginning of the year for Tejas was 112 (of 120), by the way.

Up your trash talking poser, this is the big leagues. HA!

You're welcome to the video, but do understand this dude doesn't lose his shit like the normal Bammeroid does if the game is within forty points. No lie.

Andy said...

C plus T, the ACC sucks. Nothing personal, it's just biness.

VD & U Miami would likely lose to Miami of Ohio...if they had the balls to put them on the schedule.

Staci said...

Until bowl season???? We shall see about that, By God!

paul mitchell said...

Staci, you know that y'all don't play defense in the Big 12 South. It is just a shootout. But, they don't play defense OR offense in the Big 12 North.

Skunkfeathers said...

I would take offense (see what I just did there?) at your last comment, Paul, save for the fact that truth IS a defense (dang, did it again!) in a slander suit against the Big 12 North.

But someone HAS to win it, to face off widda Big 12 South, to see who the South gonna go on to lose to.

Meantime, William & Mary are 3-0 and NOT rated....BcCS, you SUCK.

Skunkfeathers said...

I would take offense (see what I just did there?) at your last comment, Paul, save for the fact that truth IS a defense (dang, did it again!) in a slander suit against the Big 12 North.

But someone HAS to win it, to face off widda Big 12 South, to see who the South gonna go on to lose to.

Meantime, William & Mary are 3-0 and NOT rated....BcCS, you SUCK.

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