Thursday, October 22, 2009

Mixed Bag Ridiculous Linkdump and Blogasm

Seriously, since I have given up all pretenses of actually being a competent blogger, I have felt a huge weight lifted from my broad shoulders and can basically do whatever the Hell I want. Hit every single one of these links.

The Mayor of Mitchieville is celebrating People Who Make Out with Animals Week and this entry is TRES WICKED AWESOME!!!

Patrick goes all Cape Town. Amazing photo.

Mile High Pixie talks shop. This chick really gets to the meat of my chosen profession.

Marginalizing Morons takes on the Swine Flu vaccine. Skepticism toward your federal government is healthy.

Jackson Jambalaya addresses the utter corruption of Democrats.

Stop the ACLU links still another ACORN lying, cheating, stealing saga. Yes, ACORN is solely a Democrat organization. SHOCKER!

David Drake points out that half of the US is not stupid
. Of course, I believe that 90% of the US is actually retarded. Full Metal Patriot is kinda leaning into my camp, too.

Liberal ideology at work. Kick the black folks out to enjoy success. Can someone explain to me how Democrats and "Progressives" allegedly are the most racially sensitive when ALL DATA points to the exact opposite?

Kevin Jackson calls out the sheer racism in the Democrat Party. Is Kevin the sole remaining intelligent black person? Odds say no, but maybe he is one of the few with a damn backbone.

Just so you know, we cannot have open elections because black folks are just too friggin' stupid to vote without the Democrat tag inserted to tell them for whom to vote. YAY! Justice Department! Dammit, what the Hell is wrong with those morons running our country?

And in keeping with the prejudice meme from Democrats, they also hate women. But, we already knew that. Dammit, I hate people that hate smart chicks.

NOT a smart chick. Not hot either. Double fail
. (I am not talking about Michelle, either. She is smoking hot and skeery smart.)

The Barry White House e-mails MSNBC DURING the damn news to change/modify MSNBC's story. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!

Thank goodness for the Barrystream Media skewing poll results to push the Barry White House agenda. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!

I am certainly glad that the Barry White House has figured out who the true enemies of this country are. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!

What caused Hurricane Katrina? AGW, produced by power companies. I am certainly happy that we are no longer going to have to worry about paying our light bills anymore. Dammit, can't we all just get along?

How is that jobless recovery coming along? Swimmingly, but shedding jobs in numbers greater than ever in our country's history. Most Barrystream Media outlets still try to stay with the "In Recovery" meme, but the numbers tell otherwise. Worse unemployment duration for six months in FRIGGIN' HISTORY. Recovery? Yeah in an alternate multiverse, maybe. And for a humorous note, the unemployment is spread equally across all states.

Luckily, we are coming to point where even the damn Fed cannot continue lying about everything that the Democrats have done to our economy in the last two point five years. The Dow-Jones Industrial Average is the ONLY indicator that is showing signs of life. Sadly, that is simply because the Fed has destroyed the Greenback.

You know what we really need to help our economy? MORE FUCKING STIMULUS. Democrats are just like your weird Uncle Frank. He is fun to be around when you need someone for comic relief, but for the love of G_d, you never loan him money. Think Joe FREAKIN' Biden! What a maroon!

I'm just wondering. What happens when the federal government goes all fucking contrarian and snuffs business, jobs, wealth, and medical services? The utter collapse of all financial success cannot be far behind, right? What about commercial real estate? Could it be the next bubble?

Why does no one listen to grizzled old dude about economics and personal finance? I am certainly guessing that what is good for the individual HAS to be good for the country, right?

What does the Official Obama Criticizer say about Rush Limbaugh and footbaw players, teams, racism, and stupidity? Just listen.



Please take the time to comment.

12 comments:

Andy said...

There ya' go...I go out of town for three days, and suddenly I'm a beastiality queer...

Sigh...

paul mitchell said...

Well, you are the one that left town. At least BrittFar did not retire and unretire while you were gone or Barry receive the Nobel Peace Prize, you French-Kissing "Boy" Dog Lover.

Andy said...

I reckon I deserve it TD! Self condemnation is now setting in. I left y'all to your own devices, so it's understandable that sinful thoughts...and probably even sinful deeds have occurred. I'm an awful Daddy of the internet!

By the way, that Dede chick makes Janet Reno look like Carrie Prejean, and makes me REALLY appreciate Sadie.

Just sayin'...

Skunkfeathers said...

Did all your libtard friends pick up their marbles and go home?

If they did, they left Barry and a few of his moron czars behind...

Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

Thanks for the link, Paul. I am so ODed on politics right now.

paul mitchell said...

Patrick, you and me both. Really.

Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

Paul, I think a lot of us.

Andy said...

For what good my little one-bazillionth of the blogosphere is worth, I'll AMEN you and Patrick.

That's their plan, you know. Wear down the opposition...divide and conquer...lie until it sounds true, etc.

But I believe we will prevail. We will improvise, adapt, and overcome.

People of good sense, and even better instincts, know when it is time to prepare, and when it is time to rise up.

I have never been more sure in my life than I am right now, that we have an army of patriots (and I'm not just talking civilians) ready, willing, and extremely able to undo any mess Washington makes.

I'm Oded on politics. But I'm high on our possibilities. There is a "rumbling" out there...and "in there."

Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

Thanks for the link, Paul. I am so ODed on politics right now.

Skunkfeathers said...

Did all your libtard friends pick up their marbles and go home?

If they did, they left Barry and a few of his moron czars behind...

Andy said...

I reckon I deserve it TD! Self condemnation is now setting in. I left y'all to your own devices, so it's understandable that sinful thoughts...and probably even sinful deeds have occurred. I'm an awful Daddy of the internet!

By the way, that Dede chick makes Janet Reno look like Carrie Prejean, and makes me REALLY appreciate Sadie.

Just sayin'...

Andy said...

There ya' go...I go out of town for three days, and suddenly I'm a beastiality queer...

Sigh...

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