Thursday, October 29, 2009

Okie Footbaw - A "Rebuttal?"

If you have read this site for any amount of time, you know that I like college footbaw. Since there are only eighteen REAL college footbaw teams in the nation, I harsh on those teams with regularity. It's called "trash talking" and it is good.

Sidebar: Calling the University of Southern California, uSCCC, is NOT trash talking, it is HONESTY. Their team has sucked since OJ Simpson went pro. Even when Marcus Allen was there, they sucked. If you see USC on this site, it means the University of South Carolina, a real footbaw team.

Anyhoo, I like true footbaw homers and I give them Hell about their teams, too, because the true homer can be honest about their team and give a real opinion. (Ole Miss Homers are the sole exception that prove this rule. They are dumber than Bammeroids. No REALLY, because at least the Bammeroids have something that backs them up, Ole Miss doesn't have that moral high ground, they tried to kill James Meredith, the Knee-gra!!!)

Anyhoo, anyhoo, two of the eighteen are having weird as Hell seasons and are struggling with the W-L columns. Tennessee is one, Oklahoma is the other.

Staci brings the true homerism
. The consensus? That crackjaw Kevin Wilson!

(Um, Crack Jaw is a band from Detroit. No other references. Maybe it is a regional thingy?)

Please take the time to comment.

6 comments:

(Dead) Tommy5 said...

You are full of shit. You say you like college footbaw, but you won;t walk across a street to see a live college footbaw game.

There is no way The Klan fans are dumber than Bammeroids, NO WAY.

Nice WTW post.

Andy said...

Yeah Paul, I love a true homer myself. And, I'm never one to argue with Staci, especially when she's slinging colloquialisms around about crackjawed dufuses (or is that "dufi"?). And, I'm more than sure that she knows about 100 times more about OU football than I do.

But, I'm wondering if Wilson had like a stroke or something over the Summer? This guy was a genius just last season. Could it be that he just ain't got the hosses to pull the wagon?

Personally, I think OU is much better than advertised. They've pulled a couple of boners, and had some bad breaks.

But check out Wilson's former football genius. I'll bet they loved him then: http://soonersports.com/school-bio/kevin_wilson.html

Staci said...

OH HELL ITS ON!

I just gotta think about what kind of spewin' I'm gonna do.

Texas Shooter said...

The Vols role in this season is that of a spoiler.

They are just good enough for an opponent to have to develop a full-up game plan to beat them, yet they lack the consistency to pull off the win.

You can bet there were a lot of dirty, smelly Red-colored shorts exiting Bryant-Denny last saturday, and for good reason.

At this point, Vol wins earn nothing of import. We wont go to a bowl game, and all we CAN do with a win is ruin someone elses chances of SEC and National Champeen-ship glory.

Therefore, by the powahh vested in me, I hereby cede victory in all remaining Vols games to our esteemed opponents, so they may go on to humiliate those Conferences of Lesser Value in the Bowls.

But don't expect us to lay down.

TXMarko, the Texas Shooter

Andy said...

Yeah Paul, I love a true homer myself. And, I'm never one to argue with Staci, especially when she's slinging colloquialisms around about crackjawed dufuses (or is that "dufi"?). And, I'm more than sure that she knows about 100 times more about OU football than I do.

But, I'm wondering if Wilson had like a stroke or something over the Summer? This guy was a genius just last season. Could it be that he just ain't got the hosses to pull the wagon?

Personally, I think OU is much better than advertised. They've pulled a couple of boners, and had some bad breaks.

But check out Wilson's former football genius. I'll bet they loved him then: http://soonersports.com/school-bio/kevin_wilson.html

Texas Shooter said...

The Vols role in this season is that of a spoiler.

They are just good enough for an opponent to have to develop a full-up game plan to beat them, yet they lack the consistency to pull off the win.

You can bet there were a lot of dirty, smelly Red-colored shorts exiting Bryant-Denny last saturday, and for good reason.

At this point, Vol wins earn nothing of import. We wont go to a bowl game, and all we CAN do with a win is ruin someone elses chances of SEC and National Champeen-ship glory.

Therefore, by the powahh vested in me, I hereby cede victory in all remaining Vols games to our esteemed opponents, so they may go on to humiliate those Conferences of Lesser Value in the Bowls.

But don't expect us to lay down.

TXMarko, the Texas Shooter

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