Saturday, December 05, 2009

College Gameday - National Championship Saturday!!!

Well, it is finally HERE! The day that we have all been waiting for, National Championship Saturday! In 2009 National Championship Game, we are watching the Bammeroids from some hicktown in Alabama and Da Gates from some Swampbilly town located in Flarda. As usual, the number one and the number two and the number three and the number four and the number five and the number six and the number seven (you get the picture) teams ALL hail from the Southeastern Conference.

In a strange turn of events, there are other college footbaw games scheduled today. I have not figured out exactly why, but such is the nature of college footbaw. The only other game today worth watching is the Cornilargo of Tejas v. The Huskers of Nesbraskensaw. I am unsure where Nebraskensaw is, but I certain that it is a lovely place. It sounds so hilly and green and lush.

And now.....college footbaw!!!



Here's what I want to happen. The Cornilargo of Tejas to lose to the Huskers by 50 points and the Bammeroids to lose to Da Gates by one point. this shall throw everything into a tailspin and the BCS computers will keep the thing seriously screwed up. If the HUMANS have anything to say about it, maybe they can somehow get tOSU and uSCCC ranked as number one and number two at the end of the year.

Oh! After this weekend, the "bowl" season starts and we get to watch obviously inferior teams play each other for ridiculous reasons while everyone ignores the games. Then there comes a ridiculous thing called the BCS Championship Game which means absolutely nothing. But, there IS a trophy or something.

Please take the time to comment.

As always, CROOM!!!

7 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

Nebraskensaw is in a void between Colorado and Iowah. The western half is as flat as Kate Moss, and the eastern half is as voluptuous as Twiggy. But Nebraskensaw is rumored to have tall, leggy, stately cheerleaders, who are statuesque, visually appealing, and are a study of Midwestern rusticity, as they placidly knaw astroturf during the halftime of games.


I hope that helps.

Andy said...

TD, I am as sick as a dog...think I got the hog flu maybe. But I crawled on hands and knees to the office to admit that I was wrong!

I had predicted a 14 point win by 'Bama. Man...I was WRONG!

So, I've got Nebraska by 10...I will now crawl back to the couch, and get back under the blanket.

JDR said...

I know of no sane person who thinks the BCS system is Even remotely fair. In 2003 there was one championship bowl but two national championship trophies. Everyone gets a trophy Iittle league....

classicaliberal said...

BAMA!

MUD said...

Boise State is again going to be overlooked. They have this blue turf field that confuses other teams. They are a scoring machine that just continues to score. Unless you saw the final second of the Texas Vs Nebraska defense, it was a snoozer. The rest of the BIGXII spent the season beating each other. MUD

classicaliberal said...

BAMA!

Andy said...

TD, I am as sick as a dog...think I got the hog flu maybe. But I crawled on hands and knees to the office to admit that I was wrong!

I had predicted a 14 point win by 'Bama. Man...I was WRONG!

So, I've got Nebraska by 10...I will now crawl back to the couch, and get back under the blanket.

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