Marginalizing Everyone - The Linkdump

I find that the dumbest people in our country migrate towards the jobs in journalism, teaching, and government. This is not my opinion, it is fact. True enough, you do encounter an intelligent person in these three fields, OCCASIONALLY. Those folks are so rare as to prove my point. Let's pound on the DUMB ones for a minute, okay?

An aside, in the last four days, I have had to dump three of my daily reads from Google Reader. These sites were supposed to deliver tips and trick for Revit 3D modeling software which has become the standard for architectural projects for the federal government. Since the Welfare for Welfare Bill was introduced, these blogs have turned into NOTHING but propaganda sites for the Bill. Nevermind that the bill has NOTHING that even remotely promotes ARCHITECTURAL EXCELLENCE in it. The publishers of these sites have jumped on board without ever having read the bill. In other words, since Barry says that the bill is an infrastructure bill, the publishers BELIEVED him instead of using their own intellectual curiosity to inspect the language. In other words, my professional peers are SHEEPLE. Wear the wool proudly, folks, y'all shall be the very first ones over the precipice. That is unless you are already plummeting to your deaths on the stupidity rocks below.

Anyhoo, the issue at stake here is that we have run up against a wall of morons. These morons recognize that they offer nothing to the person that is responsible and self-supporting. And these morons realize that their fellow morons possess NOTHING to help them in their quest to turn everyone into morons. The level of insanity in the ideas of the unwashed masses has reached new heights. We now have the epitome of stupidity in the director's chair of the entire planet.

What in the world can we do to stop this madness? Get mad too. Lemme offer some things that will help in that endeavor. Folks, if you do not want to surrender the future of our country, and therefore the rest of the world, to idiots, we have to FIGHT back against the ever growing tide of mediocrity. We have to get busy.

Check out our new CiC's salute. No tie, frumpy jacket, an absolute posture and facade of mediocrity. This is the man that was chosen to lead our country. Cannot even show the respect necessary to properly salute. And do you know why?

Because he cares nothing about the military or the security of this country. He is an admitted socialist that wants the government to oppress the working populace. His first big piece of domestic economic policy legislation adds ONE TRILLION DOLLARS to the control-net of the federal government, while CUTTING FIFTY-FIVE BILLION from the MAIN Constitutional duty for which he is responsible. (Hat-Tip: Jawa)

Not only is the military having to cut back in WAR TIME, the future of our defense has already been stymied. Let's cut out the concept of missile defense, that is just TOO scary. Folks, Barry promised to do that, you DID NOT LISTEN.

You know what would be a really good economic stimulus idea? Buy brand new cars and CRUSH them because of lower MPG stats. Really, I haven't found that in the Welfare for Welfare Bill, but that is probably because I just stopped reading it, it was just too fucking crazy.

You know what else will go to great lengths to help stimulate the economy? How about INCREASING the petty cash accounts of all elected federal officials by almost 100k. In case you can't do the math, that is FIFTY-THREE POINT FIVE MILLION ADDITIONAL DOLLARS. Really? This is a good idea?

Wonder what the cost to the taxpayers is for promoting the junk science ideas of Anthropomorphic Global Warming? How about 515 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR?

Now where is all this idiocy originating? Why, of course from Democrats. Do you realize that we have been continually lied to by the national media which has ONE friggin' responsibility? Of course that responsibility is to keep an eye on government. They fail miserably at that task. Let's look at those failures.

For the past eight years, our media has consistently trashed our president and obliquely, our country. Now, they fall completely in line with the socialist model of our current government.

The made comparisons of the Obamoron to Abraham Lincoln While ignoring how The One treats his deadbeat family.

They produce paraphernalia promoting THE FRIGGIN' MESSIAH, while ignoring his ties to Communism and his desire to lead us to the Promised Land of Failure.

They trash a successful president and try to smear him with corruption charges, while ignoring the MOST CORRUPT ADMINISTATION EVER.

They toss out any semblance of objectivity in an effort to hide the true motivation behind the dishonest philosophy and the financial backers of the Obama Administration.

They refuse to report on one single misstep or HUGE glaring inconsistency of the Obamoron and ignore the utter failures of everyone of his ideas in history. If this trend of failure of the current White House continues, Barry will resign within the first six months of his REIGN.

They editorialize on the EVILNESS of Republicans, while championing the Democrats and their hatred for the United States. (PLEASE LOOK AT THIS. STUNNING.)

They promote idiots worshiping idiots as the norm, never even taking steps to show normal people accomplishing extraordinary things.

They refuse to show the utter hypocrisy, contradiction, and the covert insidiousness of the new Executive Administration.

And finally, they continue to obscure the truth of their terrible philosophy removing individual rights from our Constitution. By the way, every place that gun control is attempted, IT FAILS MISERABLY with increased violent crime statistics and imprisonment of people attempting to protect themselves.

As a matter of fact, this emotional direction that we are heading has reduced the Republican Party to accepting a man that while definitely Conservative, his philosophical ideology takes a back seat to HIS RACE. Yes, even I find myself applauding Michael Steele as RNC Chair, because of his friggin' skin color.

This country was founded on the ideology of individual freedoms and self-reliance. We better grab this President by the leather pouch and direct him to the REAL Promised Land.

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Blog Poll Question!!! (Answer needed by Saturday night.)

Since the award winning documentation began at this here blerq way back in February 2005, the posts run during the month of February have been the most linked. Yes, this blork shall turn FEAUX on February UNO. (That's four (4) on the first for all you monolanguaged individuals) Of course, you well know that we here actually started posting our Blackuary posts in 2006 and they have been a stellar smash.

Herein lies the dilemma.

I am unsure whether we should continue the Blackuary posts now that racism in all forms has been eradicated from Mother Gaia. Since Barry Obamessiah has ascended onto the throne of the world presidency, is it even necessary to perform this once vital function? George W. Bush is no longer suppressing the black man, should I even NEED to continue this Herculean feat of cradling the entire black race in my huge hands for the month of Blackuary?

Before you answer, if you say, "NAY!" there shall be no more posts like THIS.

Choose wisely, Grasshopper, the fate of a nation the WORLD/NATION is in your hands.

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The End of Week Two - The Obamoron Failures Linkdump (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: I am beginning to think that there is some way that people are reading my posts before they are actually finished. Approximately eight seconds after this was published, I received an e-mail that stated in a roundabout way that for me to keep calling Barry "stupid," was damaging my credibility. Aside from the fact that I do not look for anyone other than me to make my statements "credible," that mentality discounts the fact that there are only TWO reasons that Barry does and believes what he does. A.) He is a simpering dumbass. B.) He is an evil person that wishes nothing but harm on our country. Since I thoroughly believe in our legal system, if Barry WAS an evil person, I would assume that to get to be as old as he is (despite all the media telling us he's young) he would either be in prison, or dead from screwing someone over that he would have to deal with if he were evil. Pick one choice or the other, there are no other options.

I have never glimpsed one iota of evidence that our new president possesses even a small amount of intelligence. He is a Socialist, y'all.

The original post:

It becomes increasingly apparent that we are at the sand line of our country's future. I know that most of y'all think that I am screeching about things that will not matter four years from now when Barry Obama is defeated soundly in his reelection bid because he has turned the economy downward in such a way that eclipses even Jimmah Carter's stupidity. But, there is a chance that the damage caused by the corruption of this administration will not be undone in our lifetimes.

Yes, it is that grave. We have no national media that is even attempting to perform the watchdogs duties that are their immediate charge. We must continue to wake up every morning and fight the nationalization of all the failing businesses to allow our kids and their kids the same opportunities that we had. We are not that far removed from the concepts of individual freedoms to return to that point. If we fight this power grab by people that HATE our country. It is your choice, do we offer our kids the same freedoms that we had growing up, or do we allow them to return to the same philosophy that allowed the Democrats to enslave and oppress whole races of people?

Remember, we are just TWO WEEKS removed from the marginally successful presidency of George W. Bush. No matter what you think about Bush, his was a good tenure in office. Yes, he allowed the Democrats to run roughshod over the Constitution and he increased spending to the stupid point, but he was a very successful war time president. Even though we have half the country that wants to bow down to the Obamessiah and belly up to our wallets to take stuff that they did not earn, there are still some folks that are not deadbeat LOSERS. Respect still exists in this country, for some.

In an article from Big Hollywood, this line jumps out at me....

When I don’t have to work at something, I always start to wonder if there’s something wrong.

That is the mentality that I have. Good, important things are never easy to do. It is always easier to sit around, growing moss, and let others perform the tasks that I need to do in order to take care of myself. But, there is no such thing as a free lunch. We have free lunchers running the country now, placed in office by free lunchers. It is a sign of the times.

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was turned out of office yesterday in a unanimous vote from the Illinois State House. If you think that there is any reason he was removed other than to protect Barry Obama, YOU ARE INSANE. Hot Rod's ties to Barry include fur-lined handcuffs, a horsetail anal plug, and a spidergag, folks. HE IS BARRY.

And in case you get your news from the typical media outlets, you probably don't know that there are oo-koodles of Democrats going to prison right now. They have always been indicted at a rate around six times that of Republicans, but the high profile of all of the recent arrests has been kinda overlooked by the Times and the Three Letters. Here's a roundup of Democorruption. And it doesn't even list the huge sting in Mississippi that went down early last year when all of the Democrat Party bigwigs were arrested. By the way, most of them were Biden supporters.

Here's another story that you will not read much about except for the supposed racism. Judge uses racial epithets, wonder what color judge is? Wonder which political party judge generally marks on her ballot?

Since you probably didn't hear from the Barrystream Media about Slow Barry trying to enter the White House through a window, here's a comparison of media coverage between Bush's attempt to open a locked door v. Barry trying to get inside through a window. Yes, Barry is obviously the smartest president that we have ever had. (I think that I just peed my pants laughing at that. In case you did not know this, the new president is borderline retarded. Roderick called it "Idiocracy II.")

To let you know exactly how far removed from reality the new President Moron is, all you have to do is check his thermostat. President Obama keeps the temperature so hot in the Oval Office, that his staff wears floral jams and wife beaters daily. Also, in an attempt to bribe Republicans to accept Socialism, President Corruption invited them to a steak dinner to wine and dine them. Hopefully it failed and we shall have at least one side of the political aisle that really doesn't want to work the cotton. Barry has jumped the shark. Wonder if all the climate doomsayers will step up and SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT? (Remember, this is a HUMOR BLOG.)

Stupid, idiotic crap like the above insanities is probably the reason that Predident Stupid's approval rating has PLUMMETED fifteen points since he was sworn in. The first time.

Iowahawk attempts to help the new ignoramus out with some sloganeering to motivate the Meat Jello. Yes, Barry really does have an "Egg of Power." Back in the day, we called stupid shit like that egg thingy, "Stupid shit." What do you expect from a mental midget?

Before you get all upset about me telling the truth about Barry's limited intelligence and call my posts "HATE!" this shall give you an idea of what exactly constitutes hate. Wear a cup, they are cussing out Michelle Malkin. As usual.

More newspaper awesomeness! The Los Angeles Times has increased the price for their paper and reduced content. This business model is the standard for newspapers in the last twenty years. Look for the bailouts to continue.

Now, the Welfare for Welfare Bill talking.

Grandma Grandpa oh Hell, an Amibiguous older person lurves him/her/undecided some Barry Obama! (Any idea to what sex this person ascribes? Really, I cannot tell. "We're going to see GrandPAT!")

First up, ECONOMISTS purchase advertising in newspapers to let the country know that this Welfare for Welfare Bill is A BAD IDEA. It is telling when someone that makes a living studying economics has to BUY advertising space to inform the public on the actual truth of legislation. TELLING.

Gateway Pundit points out EXACTLY why I call it the WfW Bill. I read four hundred pages deep in the bill before I finally happened upon something that might not DECREASE employment.

Since the welfare housing thing contributed mightily to the economic meltdown, why not give some MORE government money to it? Uh, uh, I just can't even make these two things get in the same universe, here....

Do you think that the Northeast Republicans will stab us in the back again? It is HIGHLY possible. Protect those jobs! Well, your Senate job and those of your staffers, anyway.

What exactly is this "Welfare for Welfare Bill?" Why it is simply a move from the Democrats to enact ALL of their pet projects in the guise of economic EMERGENCY recovery.

How is it possible that we have gotten to the point of enacting legislation that will KILL the economy? It is simply an exercise in DUMBING DOWN OUR POPULACE.

Here's a Rachel Lucas rant about the current state of affairs. Money shot:

I don’t think I have ever been so bored with the national news in my entire life. Everywhere I go, all I see are headlines about Rush Freakin’ Limbaugh and Nancy Pelosi’s STD money. Which is not as hot as it sounds.

DRUNK NEGRO HEADS!!!!! By the way, "Negro" is the accepted 1960s terminology for the black race. It was used after "colored" and before "black" and the ridiculous "African American." Since this baker is obviously a FARNER, you really cannot say that his usage of the word is racist. Remember, FARNERS are fucking stupid.

If you like your politicians with a smoking degree of HOTNESS, go give some money to the smart chick from the Tundra. She's normal and could usher in a new wave of MORE smart people. (Nevermind the fact that she is my age and has held up almost as well as I have. Yes, I am more smoking hot than her. We just cannot debate that I am smoking hot. If you disagree, you are wrong.)

One last thing, I have started microblogging at Twittah and have somewhat decreased my daily output here. This is not a trend, but a necessity of the swampiness of work right now. If you have not tried Twittah, I think that you might like getting the links to BREAKING news and stuffy stuff on it. New Twittah tools are coming out daily for Firefox and the service has increased usage by 800% in the last year. Give it try for a couple of days and you will see that getting in touch with your friends and checking the news is made much simpler by the service. (Just so you know, the thing is actually called "Twitter," but since I am a redneck, cracker honky from the South, it is typed just as it is pronounced. It's called "Artistic Voice." Just saying.)

MY TWITTAH THINGY.

And I don't know about you, but this Religion where you have to breed with goats underground, kinda creeps me the Hell out. Is there ANY logical explanation for the existence of this photo? Tell me what you think in the comments.

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Active Participation in your Government is Required

Well, the Welfare for Welfare Bill passed the House yesterday with all Republicans (with one "not voting") voting against this economy killer. The Republicans are obviously of a mindset that they accomplish more when in the minority and I certainly see that truth. Folks, our government has been broken for a long, damn time and this bill shall have no lasting effect on the submissiveness on the population. This is just another in the very long list of government power grabs.

Malkin has more.

Do you want an example? The Department of Energy. The DOE was FORMED in 1977. This agency is only thirty-one years old and already has 16,000 fed employees, but over 100,000 contract employees. The sole purpose of this government agency? To reduce our country's dependence on foreign oil. How is that working out? Well if you look at the fact that we now import 65% of our oil, and at the time, we only imported 15% of our oil, you would have to say that it has been a total failure. SHUT IT DOWN. Do not privatize it, SHUT IT DOWN.

For the life of me, I cannot figure out why anyone would want to take a government agency that has failed in its mission and PRIVATIZE it. That will lead to government subsidy of a supposedly private enterprise and open the flood gates to even more big government. If an agency is a failure, SHUT IT DOWN. Do understand I am well aware that this shall never happen. We have allowed our government to take over everything. In the Welfare for Welfare Bill, there is actually a twenty-five million dollar appropriation to start a NEW agency to oversee the overseers on the welfare money. ARE YOU FRIGGIN' KIDDING ME? The government freely admits that they cannot do their jobs of overseeing tax money, so we should let them create ANOTHER government agency to oversee the people that are supposed to oversee the money? REALLY?

Justin Higgins takes on the Post Office. He says privatize.

There has to be a tipping point to this madness when the situation arises that the government becomes such a top-heavy, bloated do nothing organization and the people revolt. THAT TIME IS NOW. Do your damn part to save your kid's money. Pick up the phone, call your Congressmen and scream at them for being so damn stupid. DO IT NOW.

On the news front, we have the SMARTEST President we have ever had, have a problem determining what is a window, and what is a door. Folks, Barry Obama is a moron. No two ways about it. Further documentation of said stupidity. Wonder if this dumbass has any clue what in the Hell he is doing?

Well, obviously he does know what he is doing. One hundred dollars a pound for steaks. Barry's just looking out for the little guys, you know.

Remember when the post-racial president said, "There ain't gonna be no damn white-man lobbyists in my posse?" Well, he kinda lied about that. Seems, what he meant to say was, "There are ONLY going to be lobbyists in my administration."

Do you live in California? Sorry. Did you overpay your state taxes in 2008? Sorry. Your refund shall be an I.O.U. SUCKERS!

We interrupt this seriousness to bring you comments on the Obamessiah, courtesy of Chris Matthews Leg.

Michelle Obama is a gay man that looks like an old lesbian? Or is that a bust of Pat Summit?

Obama retakes (and retakes, and retakes) the Oath of Office. Dumb as a barrel of hair. Bookmark that site folks, Sid Bridge, the editor of that site, e-mailed me yesterday and asked for some help building his traffic. I agreed.

Back to the Welfare for Welfare stuff. It seems that the First Amendment is not that important to newspapers when they want to stay in business. The Philadelphia Inquirer begs for government alms. Do not nationalize the friggin' newspapers, please do not do this.

As y'all well know, the philosophy behind the action draws my interest behind most circumstances. MUD contemplates the rightness and wrongness behind the Welfare for Welfare legislation. It's like your grandfather giving you life lessons. (But, a really young grandfather...which in itself is kinda weird.)

Urban Redneck decides it's time for a parenting test. I really don't think that he is advocating another government agency, though.

Good common sense from Gribbit. He points out the important stuff and asks the obvious questions. Is there any chance at all that anyone is listening?

Does anyone else find it odd that the second Barry Obama becomes president, all of the secret Muslims in our intelligence services decide they can now practice their religion and start raping women? You know, since the Quran says that women are nothing but penis pin cushions anyway.

In case you are the last remaining human alive that has not heard of Twitter, here's a new business model that focuses service in the 140 character limit. Dudes, this shit is taking off for certain people.

Also, Hulu used social media to deliver an apology to their users for a simple mistake. They admitted their mistake, got the message out as quickly as possible and offered a temporary solution. You must admit, they did the right thing, there is no way that anyone of these folks that handled this crisis voted for Barry.

BRING ON DA CRAZY!! What in the Hell is that language they're speaking?



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Flags at Half Staff (UPDATED!!)

Lynyrd Skynyrd pianist Billy Powell died this morning.

From the July 4, 1977 show in Oakland.



Dang.

UPDATE: Uh, skye, this video was filmed in 1977. This was a mere seven years AFTER color television began to outsell black and white television. I am sorry that it doesn't have the quality of a friggin' Beyonce video, but WTF? Please kill yourself immediately.

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As the Market CLIMBS - A Linkdump

Okay, we must seriously begin to understand that those involved in the financial market are suicidal. There is no logical explanation why in the mortal Hell the stock market should be going UP with the huge financial boondoggle winding its way through Stupidityville at the Capitol. This bloated bill shall do everything to ruin our economy, but those guys in the Wall Street labcoats are still moving along like a bunch of Democrats at a Robert Byrd bridge dedication. Folks, if you have money in the market, GET IT OUT NOW!!! Yes, I know a take will hurt the economy badly, but the quicker we can get through this, the quicker we can all start making money again.

Yes, folks, I know that Barry is going to be the Worst. President. Evah.™, but assassination talk talk is just NOT HELPFUL. First, you have to understand that there is a Order of Presidential Succession that is to be followed upon the death of our president. Joe Biden is second, Nancy Pelosi is third, Robert Byrd is fourth, Hillary Clinton is fifth, well, you get the picture. And it continues to get worse as you drop down the list. If you want the bare bones truth, Barry is the SMARTEST guy in the entire lineup until you get down to about 189,000,000th in the order. By the way, that would be me, but don't get any crazy ideas, okay? The carnage would make me unable to continue to wear Crocs daily.

Let's check in on Directive 10-289, shall we? Here's some quick hits on stuff other folks found.

Seventy-Five Million for smoking cessation. Obama shoots self in filter. Not really sure how this helps the FREE! healthcare provided by cigarette taxes, though. Could this be a contradiction?

Just curious about this Stimulation of the Economy's Junk Bill is so damn important, but most money is not going to be spent this YEAR? HURRY UP AND WAIT!!! Eeeek!!!! Emergency!!! DANGER!!!! SMOKE A BLUNT!!!

FOUR HUNDRED MILLION for Chlamydia testing? FORTY FIVE MILLION for ATV trails? Puh-lease, WHAT THE HELL? Seriously, what in the mortal HELL?

I touched on this yesterday or the day before. HOW IN THE HELL does the Fed having my medical records help the economy? Why, if this bill is so damn important to jump start the money train again, does Barry have to have access to my surgical record to make us some money? He doesn't, this is a power grab plain and simple to FORCE us to submit to the government. They want to SPY ON YOU!

And why, if the Stimulatification Stuff is so goll darn important, is some MORON introducing legislation to FORCE camera phone manufacturers to make their product CLICK when a picture is taken? Seriously? Folks, get your pitchforks and shovels and meet me at the Capitol. These morons have decided to attack us, let's fight fire with ass whuppings. Are they FUCKING kidding?

We all knew that Barry was a purse carrying pansy, but when y'all voted for President Douchesicle, did you know that he was going to place our national security in utter jeopardy? You did? Did you know that he was going to immediately SURRENDER to Russia?

I found this hilarious. Our good buddy MUD marginalizes Maya Angelou. The funniest thing is that Maya's words are a friggin POEM! What a moron.

Here's a 4000 square inch fanny pack full of widgets for your blog. I like stuff like this, but I always get bitched at because they slow the pageload down to almost FIVE FRIGGIN' SECONDS! "Two Dogs, I love reading your blog, but it takes almost as long to load as it takes me to blink! I want my mediocrity instantaneously, doofus. SERVICE!"

Bizarre Obama's Twitter Feed. A snippet: Shanté, The White House Psychic said I would be visited by the ghost of Nixon's dog, Checkers tonight. I put a Snausage under my pillow.

If by chance, you already have everything in the world, this site is exactly where you should spend your remaining lifetime. Included, one full 3-D Barry Obama vector head. Oddly enough, Barry's WHITE HALF is more prominent.

Harry Potter handicaps the Super Bowl. Thank goodness he/she got rid of those dorky glasses.

I thought that I would give y'all one architecture link that demonstrably showed how insane architects are. "Oh Topher, screw the buildings, we are here to change the WORLD!" They have officially become journalism professors. Thank goodness this is happening in a Third World Country, Canada, instead if the United States. (Just kidding, Canada has yet to grow to become a TWC, yet.)

Well, get on with your day, and kick a Democrat in the teeth today! They want you DEAD.

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Talking Back to Morons - Part CIX

Since I read the worst newspaper in the world every day with pleasure, I get the opportunity to read really stupid commentary on a daily basis. The Clarion Ledger has successfully rid itself of that pesky "news" that was just cluttering up their propaganda. Thank goodness we have done away with that crap.

Anyhoo, today's dog trainer had a column by the simpering dunderhead Cynthia Tucker and I thought that it deserved a little talking to.

In Tucker's moonbat screed of today, entitled "U.S. moves ahead only if science does," she first attacks Dale and Leilani Neumann, the couple that lost their daughter to untreated diabetes. While I do not agree with their decision to refuse to treat the illness because of their religious views, they are GUARANTEED the right to believe as they determine. That is kinda part of the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. Just saying.

Cynthia Tucker believes that the Neumanns should be tried for committing a crime. That is because Cynthia Tucker is a far left, Barry-worshiping Democrat that thinks the federal government should rule you with an iron fist. In other words, Tucker still has her slave mentality and wants to go back to the era of Democrat rule before the 1860s.

And she blames George Bush for the whole thing. Tucker actually believes the asinine concept of AGW. In other words, Tucker is braindead. Read the rest of her stupidity, HERE. The fact that Cynthia Tucker has a job other than controlling the caulk gun that dispenses sour cream at Taco Bell, friggin' scares me.

Also, late last week, another one of the morons that publishes in the Clarion Ledger, Leonard Pitts, wrote an asinine blathering about hating Rush Limbaugh. Again, again, again, I say, I rarely listen to Rush because despite the fact that he is funny, I cannot stand the number of commercials that run during his program. If I wanted to listen to forty-five minutes of Life Lock and Sleep Number Bed commercials, I would just download those commercials and burn me a damn disc.

Leonard is all pissed off because Rush said that he hoped Barry failed as president. And Leonard's article trashes Rush and goes all over the sanity highway before slamming into the guardrail built to catch the stupid people. What Leonard fails to understand is that there are MILLIONS of us that hope Barry fails, too. Barry Obama hates the philosophy upon which this country was founded. Barry Obama is a Marxist and anyone that accepts his philosophy is my ENEMY.

Anyhoo, the whole point of this post from me is that if we continue to read articles published by the likes of Tucker and Pitts, we can only expect to get dumber by osmosis. If we as individualists do not start standing up and taking our money away from these people that hate our country and all it stands for, we have no one but ourselves to blame for their popularity and the ultimate failure of our beloved country. It shall again be our fault because those on the left are too stupid to know what the Hell they are doing.

Just so you know, I canceled my subscription to the Clarion Ledger today. Do as I have done and take a stand against our enemies.

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Sometimes I Question My Competence (not really)

Alright, back from the computer store with my wallet somewhat lighter, but I was able to get my actual portable drive placed in a new, more awesomatic cabinet for the wee charge of SIX BILLION DOLLARS! Thank goodness I brought my Citi Card.

This new cabinet is sleek, black aluminum that is about half the size of the old cabinet and has much sturdier cable, too. My new portable drive cabinet is tres sexy.

The post from earlier this morning was somewhat light due to the fact that I wanted that "Obama is a traitor and should be tried for treason" post to stand alone for posterity. I called it first on January 27, 2009; Barry shall be the very first US president ever tried for treason.

Let's delve a little more into this most corrupt government GANG, shall we?

Here's the complete Communist Manifesto Bill meandering its way through the Democrat Congress right now. Also, on this page you shall find breaking news regarding the Democrat Party's attempts to nationalize every business with this bill. Bookmark the page, the battle may take years to undo when the adults regain the helm.

I have been studying the bill somewhat intently for the last four days and I have yet to find ONE SINGLE BENEFIT of passing it. Zero. There are plenty of other folks that are doing the same thing that I am and most of those folks find the very same thing. Gateway Pundit has video of some stunning findings.

Here is a list of John Boehner's statements concerning the bill. Folks, this bill is not only a huge power grab by the Fed, but it is directing money in the most stupid areas of government imaginable.


Also in the news this morning, is another story on already the MOST CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION that the world has ever known. The Obamessiah had campaigned on forcing this administration to be transparent, but so far the only transparency that I have seen is that they are honor bound to be transparent in their total corruption. I expect that the Department of Justice is already investigating themselves if they possess one iota of integrity. Please, I was only kidding, we know they are scumbags that shall cover up all of the illegal activity going on already in Barry's new government.

If you take offense in my statements concerning the new presidential administration, I am sorry, you are a moron. Democrats up until 2007 were indicted at a rate six times the number of Republicans. In the last two years, Democrats have doubled down on their corruption. Here's four more mayors that are BUSTED. If anyone tells you there is rampant corruption in the Republican Party without the disclaimer that Republicans are eight times more honest than Democrats, have that person committed, they are insane.

So far, the only positive thing that is coming out of Barry's corrupt administration is that Jimmy Carter will no longer be the biggest douchebag we have ever had as president.

And this just in...Little Willie asks, "What three sides do you want on that cheeseburger plate, Two?"

Me: "Sausage."



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Dammit, I Kicked Over the Damn Portable Drive Linkdump

Well, this morning is turning out to be friggin' awesome. Bean and I switched portable drives back in November because she doesn't need as much storage as I do. Howevah....my old portable drive was metal and had a Firewire connection. Hers'es was a chunk of plastic with one of those little USB things like on the Motorazr. I knocked the drive off of my bed my huge Teak office desk and it landed directly on that little plug shoving it into the housing. Now, I have to go to the computer place to see if they can fix it. I currently have about 100 gigs of data on that drive. Cross your fingers.

Last night I started digging on the Obamoron's Executive Order to close "Guantanamo." I have yet to hear, see, or read a single media outlet that is properly reporting this stupid decision, so I thought that I should take it upon myself to do just that.

The EO does NOT close Guantanamo. It only closes the detention centers there. Granted, that is stupid too, but we all already knew that this new guy was a friggin' moron and a devout America hater. HERE's the full text of the EO.

Understand that the new Head Moron in Charge of our country has just granted, by Executive Order, CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS to everyone on the planet. This completely opens the door to any single human on the planet SUING the United States for any reason. Debate that all you want, but if Barry grants Constitutional Rights to people that are duty sworn to destroy our country, how in the mortal Hell do you think that Pierre Lafant in France cannot sue the United States because we talked bad about France? Because of this stupid, idiotic, moronic, suicidal thing that Barry Obama scribbled his moronic name on, anyone can sue the United States for any reason because every human on the planet has now become a citizen of the United States.

Ladies and Gentlemen, y'all have elected a MORON as president. A MORON that is one week into his administration and has completely removed our country's sovereignty from the record. HE IS A TRAITOR TO THIS COUNTRY. THIS IS AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE CERTAINLY. AND HE MAY BE SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR IT IF FOUND GUILTY.

That is this man's opinion, but I shall stick to it.

One more thing, the Barry White House is having some e-mail issues. They do not know how to operate PCs, they have only worked on MacApple. They cannot figure out how to use e-mail and they cannot figure out how to use the telephone in the White House either. Folks, this is NOT encouraging. Having the basic knowledge on how to use a phone or a PC is kinda important for someone that has a friggin' job at the auto parts warehouse. Since Barry is quite possibly the SMARTEST president that we have ever had according the idiots in the national media, what standard could they possibly use to determine intelligence?

They do not know how to use a PC or the telephone. Chew on that for a minute.

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A Little Clarification on Hate

I got involved in a discussion tonight over the closing of Camp Delta at Guantanamo and got accused of inciting hate at this here blog. Let me be perfectly clear, hating anyone that does not deserve to be hated is NOT ALLOWED ANYMORE. Remember, your hate must be directed toward a prior approved hating target. Contact management if a particular hate target is unclear.

Cats are always okay to hate. Skin color ain't. Stupid is okay. Girls ain't, well most girls anyway.

Just let me know if you have a particular desire to hate something and let me make sure that it's okay for you to hate it here. We are very fair in our assessments of targets that NEED to be hated. I don't want to get accused of hating anymore unnecessarily, I just hate that.

It's okay to hate this guy as long as it is not because he is a Halfrican American. Hate him because he is dangerously stupid and he is in control of the "Football." (I guess you could hate him because he won't get that CONTINENT cut off his nose, too.)

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Just so you know, it's not me inciting the hate this way, it will be you, and I am good with that. Hate is NOT the opposite of love, indifference is the opposite of love. So, puh-lease, nobody get all indifferent on me, okay?

Let's just call this one, "The Obama Crazy Mash-up!"

This is the mentality of our political opponents. Join the fight.



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Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.

Most people know that this is a direct quote from Jimmy Carter's mother, Lillian Carter. In case you didn't know it, Jimmy Carter is, to date, the worst president this country has ever had. Barry Obama is currently SECOND, but he has only had six days to catch up. Thinking people are pretty sure that Barry Obama shall end up as the Worst. President. Evah.™

Most people that know anything about Jimmy Carter, also know that he friggin' hates Israel and Jews. He is seriously anti-Semitic. He is a Southern Democrat, the Party of the KKK and he's from Georgia, too! But, he's a smiley Hitler. <--NAZI CARD!!!!

Here's his take this morning on Hamas, the Muslim terrorist group that attacks Israel daily. Moron v. Moron.



Why anyone would ever want to listen to Jimmy Carter in regards to anything is beyond my comprehension. I certainly hope that after Barry bankrupts our country and turns the US of A into the whipping boy of the world, no one else wants to talk to his stupid ass, but I am probably going to be disappointed on that.

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(Hat-Tip: Gateway Pundit)

Monday Morning in a New Country - The Linkdump

Today is the day that our Congress takes up HR1, the Obama Socialism Conversion Act (O-SCAt). If you do not know what this is, that is shameful. The 111th Congress has produced preliminary language to do to the economy what the federal government has done to our schools. This is a blatant power grab by the anti-freedom crowd. AND IT IS TERRIFYING TO ME. I have sent the full proposal to about thirty people that requested it over the weekend and now I have finally found it online. This is the link to the pdf text at the Rules Site of our Congress. People, be afraid, be very afraid. We have never faced an enemy as determined to rule our lives since the war that initially delivered our individual freedom from other men. Most of you think that I am joking, that our government would never allow that to happen. Read the BILL. Read it, I am NOT KIDDING.

If you are not terrified by the overwhelmingly restrictive, but still ambiguous bill and the language, you do not love freedom. Today is the day that you can ACT to make sure that your kids are not saddled with the debt of BAD GOVERNMENT. This bill is trying to direct ONE TRILLION DOLLARS to NOTHING. It is completely, one hundred percent, the payoff to those morons that elected this government. It is anti-business, anti-prosperity, and anti-freedom. This bill directs the majority of its proposed expenditures to people that DO NOT contribute to revenues, who DO NOT produce anything of value, and who DO NOT want individual freedom. This is the give money to sheeple bill. IT IS A CALL TO ARMS TO FIGHT BIG FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

Read it, and then get on the phone to your elected officials and scream loudly that you shall NOT stand for this.

Here's the rest of the Dump.

RACIST MORONS. Barry is the post racial president, too!

Steve B. finds a bit of a contradiction in the Promoting Communism Bill. Economic stimulus from and to NON-PROFITS? WTF?

Gateway Pundit asks about bailout money and why it is going to buy a new French jet for Citigroup. Price tag: Insanity.

Van Helsing asks about bailout money going to giveaway a bunch of condoms and provide abortions. How does staying home and screwing help the economy?

What about sending some of that bailout money (Billions!) to the organization that turned 2008's Presidential Election into a FRAUDFEST? Barry has to buy off the folks that gave him the White House, you know.

Robert Stacy McCain at Right Wing News shows that the "infrastructure bill" delivers a whopping THREE PERCENT of the money to infrastructure. Might as well call it the Fluffy Unicorn Bill.

The Wall Street Journal points out that the Obamoron Government pushes "Renewable Energy" but ONLY if it happens where it is just flat-out stupid and must be government subsidized. Do what I say, do not try to make ME do what I say that you must do. Welcome to Soviet Russia, folks.

Gribbit offers up three "cartoons" depicting the new administration's direction on the War on Islam. Cartoons that are NOT funny by the way, just true.

Doug Ross submits the ever growing list of corruption in the new administration. This post gives you the list of subpoenas issued in the Obama Administration over the weekend. Already, Barry's sets the record for being the most corrupt presidential administration in the history of our country. Less than ONE WEEK in the White House. How does this help worldwide opinion?

Here's a little look back at the team that caused the financial meltdown. And they are all still working for more meltdown, too. Do NOT forget to arrest John McCain when the shit comes down, please.

The Guardian weighs in on the folks responsible for the meltdown. It's a pretty good list, too. No, the guardian is NOT in the United States, why? (Hat-Tip: Protein Wisdom)

Here's another McCainiac story blaming Conservatives and Sarah Palin for Johnny's own loser philosophy. FUCK YOU, JOHN MCCAIN.

One of my favorite blogs, Marginalizing Morons, compares the philosophy of FDR, with the current philosophy surrounding the economy. True, it's just so damn true.

Oddly enough, already in the Era of the Post-Racial Administration, Mrs. Black President admits she hates black people. SHOCKER!

CNN proves that they have a vested interest in lying about how the economy works. Please understand that CNN has NEVER been a news network. They have always been the propaganda arm of the Democrat Party.

Lifted directly from The Fountainhead, my professional peers choose to sup at the loser table. Government bailouts for architects and income based solely on NON-PRODUCTION. See why I hate architects?

Since they worshiped Frank Gehry for so long and that accomplished nothing, let's turn to worshiping Barry Obama and the FAILURE IDEAS for a while. I am so sorry, folks. I hang my head in shame.

Stupid things architects say.

Respect your elders and heed their advice. Usually, they learned their lessons the hard way, by screwing up and learning never to do that again.

Take a twenty dollar bill and go buy a Blackfive t-shirt. I mean it.

Finally, the music portion of the show. This is what all future music videos are destined to become in the Age of the Obamoron. IF YOU DO NOT GET BUSY FIGHTING IT. (Hat-Tip: The Mayor of Mitchieville)



Going to claw my eyes out and my ears off now.

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Vomit Hat - An Artist Review

What do you call a collectivist slave that worships an admitted Socialist that wants to remove the freedoms from individuals, destroy all vestiges of capitalism, and nationalize the entire economy?

Why of course you call her an ARTIST.

An artist that wants to SELL her terrible art depicting her asinine adoration of the above mentioned Socialist. She shows her support of someone that hates capitalism by trying to capitalize on the remaining remnants of capitalism.

Contradiction? NAW! (By the way, my dog has shit works of art better than hers. Yes, then she sometimes eats it.)

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(Hat-Tip: Darleen Click)

Dissecting Barry's Directive 10-289 (Updated!!)

UPDATE: I was googly eyed when I started reading and writing this post, so I skipped one little tidbit. Page 4 of this behemoth that turns our country into 1940s Soviet Russia, states, "this bill is designated as emergency for purposes of pay-as-you-go principles." What that means is that PAYG principles do not apply. So, Barry did NOT lie when he said that was his philosophy, he just removed that from the table by stating this was an EMERGENCY.

Been piecing through Barry's proposed House Resolution 1. It is a cacophony of craz-ee. I now honestly believe that our new president is stark raving insane, since he backs this legislation. It is 647 pages of complete, utter, overwhelming, dictatorial, federal government nationalizing of the entire country. I am not kidding, at all. I'll e-mail it to you if you do not believe me. I am not posting it on Scribd, because it is just too big. If I put it on this page, it would take forever to load. Speed is everything.

Just a couple of highlights. Of the grahibrillions of dollars that will have to be seized to put this regulation in place, fully 218.5 million goes into federal government administration, off the top. And that sum is sure to increase by a factor of ten, because this program runs until 2013.

Page fourteen denies any money to Illinois until Bagojevich is removed from office. Wonder why? Do you think that the federal government is trying to force Illinois to ditch Blago? Naw, that can't happen in this country. You know, where the federal government dictates who can be in a state government. That just cannot be, huh? We are the upside down pyramid, remember?

Also, some more funny stuff. All projects much be built with United States produced steel. Well, unless US steel is more expensive and cannot be delivered on time. Whatever is in the best suits the "public interest." Seriously, the language is lifted part and parcel from Atlas Shrugged. Orren Boyle would jizz his skivvies. Again, I am NOT kidding. I'll e-mail it to you if you do not believe me.

As far as labor is concerned, Davis-Bacon is in effect. Understand, Davis-Bacon allows ILLEGAL immigrants to work as contract employees. They DO NOT pay taxes, FICA, or Medicare. However, they are fully capable of receiving unemployment or Workman's Compensation. I know this because I am currently involved with eight Davis-Bacon wage projects on the Gulf Coast. No one on those jobs pays a PENNY of any of the withholding taxes.

The majority of the small amount of infrastructure money is directed to "persistent poverty counties." This means that SPECIFICALLY, the federal government is going to spend money in areas where no industry currently exists and there are no workers to support new industry. Also, by the same token, none of this money can benefit casinos at all. But, they have also attached a great portion to Indian reservations. Do we see a small contradiction there?

People, this is a serious call to arms. Pick up the goddamn phone and call your Congressman. Do it now. Do it over and over until they collapse from your badgering. This bill will destroy this country. You will wake up in Soviet Russia if this bill passes.

Again, I'll e-mail it to you if you do not believe me.

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Drive-by Blogging - Stupid Cliches

Some folks use terminology that irks the crap out of me and some folks use cliches incorrectly or in circumstances where those cliches simply sound dumb. Let's look at a few of them, because today I have seen one reoccurring with startling regularity. And Bean knows about my hatred of that one, because she used to say it all the time.

"Think outside the box." I have heard this phrase so many times TODAY that I couldn't posit an intelligent guess the number. And DAMN, that is a stupid saying. The very statement attempts to motivate you to use your brain in creative ways, but if you even remotely use your brain, why would there ever be an image of a box at all? Doesn't this mental picture deny the activity of any intellectual thought from the onset?

"Closed-minded." Or its equally stupid step-sister, "Open-minded." Of course "closed-minded" is supposed to mean that someone is unable to accept new knowledge, and "open-minded" is supposed to represent someone that is receptive to new things. If you view knowledge as a solid, then a closed mind would be unable to receive anything new, and an open mind would be unable to retain it. Two sides of the same coin, no new knowledge is learned or retained either way. Unless those two terms are not opposites. And the way that they are consistently used, they are not supposed to be.

"It takes one to know one." Sorry, I can acknowledge a murderer without having murdered. (No matter how many times that I have wanted to.)

"Questioning my patriotism." Shut up, just shut up, that is a stupid to thing to say because it makes no sense. If you burn a United States flag, you are not patriotic. No one questions that at all, we see your anti-Americanism.

"Redistributing the wealth." While wealth is certainly a tangible thing when viewed from the standpoint of MONEY, there is certainly a mental process that must be undertaken to produce that which creates wealth. You cannot take the intelligence that created that wealth from someone and give it to another that shall spend the profits of that intelligence. Again, it is just flat out stupid to say that, because it only acknowledges the end result of the mental processes that produced the surplus of money. The proper term is STEALING. When "wealth" is used in its proper definition, it means quality of life. Sorry, taking something from me will not FORCE someone to improve their quality of life. You cannot remove my ambition and motivation and place it in the care of another person.

"The United States does not participate in acts of torture." Well, yes certainly it does. I currently have 53% of my income taken from me to give to people that did not earn it. This is by definition, "torture." Just over half of the time that I am engaged in work is time that I work free of charge to finance things that are patently against my personal philosophy. Maybe you do not cane me, but taking what is rightfully mine and giving it to my mortal enemy kinda defines torture.

"Anti-Abortion" or "Anti-Choice." According to the people that kill babies for a living, those of us that do not support killing babies are referred to by this term. And then they turn right around and state that no one wants abortions to happen. Seriously, a four year old can see the direct contradiction in the Pro-Abortion crowd's terminologies. Also, if you stoop to the ultimate stupidity and use "anti-choice," you assert that there is already ONLY one choice. Choose between this ONE option? Good argument.

"Tax cuts for the wealthy." According to Barry Obama's tax cuts proposals, we are now down to 64k as the cut-off for those that shall receive "tax cuts." This one little problem keeps coming up with this risky scheme from the really stupid people on the left. Those folks that are really wealthy do not need an income. Barry is also only talking about INCOME taxes. If you make zero in income, you pay no taxes to begin with. So, those that are the most wealthy do not benefit from tax cuts anyway. Again, and again, and again, tax cuts can only go to those people that actually PAY TAXES. If you take money from one person and give it to another, that is called STEALING.

Perverting the language performs no beneficial service to anyone except morons. A good way to get back to protecting individual freedoms would be to respect our language and force folks to say what they mean. Furthermore, when they say what they mean and it is something as evil as "redistribution of wealth," call them on what they are advocating.

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Southside Chicago

The more you know, the more Barry Obama appears to be a simpering idiot.

Barry's very first job was as a community organizer in the area known as the Southside of Chicago. Until the Era of Jimmah Carter, South Chicago was a thriving steel mill community. Jimmah's economic policies wrecked the employment opportunities of the area. This utter failure gave rise to the need for government handouts, which in turn gave rise for the need for community organizers like the idiot named Obama.

Now, in South Chicago, there is NO industry. There are plenty of government subsidized office buildings, but no jobs for the poor.

The new Rookie President Barry Obama shall deliver to the entire country what Jimmy Carter delivered to South Chicago, some of the worst schools in the nation, absolutely zero employment except for government subsidized jobs, and literally NO industry. It's a win-win-win situation!

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BCS Roundup Linkyfest - Week Negative 28

I really don't know how many more weeks until college footbaw starts again, but that is a pretty close guess. Twenty-eight more weeks until opening day. Of course, we do have the Super Bowl in eight days, and then baseball, but dang, NO FRIGGIN' sports during this time of year? Some of y'all do watch that Aztec game where a bunch of tall people jump around and act like fools, I just never enjoyed it. And that little girl sport that we called "kickball" is certainly the most boring thing that I have ever had the misfortune to watch. No wonder the rest of the planet sucks if THAT crap is the best they can do for athletic entertainment.

Let's just look at the goings on in the age of the Obamoron instead. You know, since the almighty fed decided that working folks have to surrender even more of their lives to the liberal elitists.

The economic news that leaps off the page is that the Obamessiah is going to create some jobs. This is very doubtful unless tax cuts and a minimum wage decrease is in the works, but that doesn't stop everyone from promoting the idea. Remember from our exercise two days ago, these are NOT jobs for anyone that is white. Blank out the fact that this shall never happen, blank out the fact that government can ONLY create government jobs, blank out the fact that the philosophy behind "sustainable" and "green" jobs is based totally on junk science, blank out the fact that these are not permanent long-term jobs, blank all of that out and you have everyone becoming millionaires. (Hat-Tip: Revit 3D)

Venice tries to decide between DEATH and DEATH.

With Barry's new moronic ideas on architecture, we shall have No More Gehry Greats. I am beginning to like Barry more and more. But.....

Oddly, in preparation for the Age of the New Messiah, architecture billings have dropped to 1890s levels. For those of you not in the profession, architects became somewhat self-important around that time, thinking that they were the saviors of the world. Engineers took over and ushered in a booming building glut that produced in twenty years what architects couldn't accomplish in the prior six hundred.

But, you know why Barry's ideas will work? Because Barry told Republicans to shut up, I WON! He is the post-racial, anti-partisan, political centrist president. And a card-carrying, admitted socialist that is a moron Hell-sworn to overturn the Constitution.

Let's all go get our nails DID with our new Head Moron in Chief's image.

And then we can keep track of all the promises fulfilled by the Rookie President.

Why is Barry ignoring the victims of Hurricane Ike? His administration has proven that they are the most inept government to ever handle a natural disaster. Seriously, why does Barry Obama HATE Texans? This is blatant out and out racism designed to KILL the people of Galveston and Seabrook. Does he NOT realize that his government policies have caused Catastrophic Climate Change to destroy the economy of South Texas? He is an evil, evil man that cares only for lining the pockets of his buddies in Chicago and in the Socialist party. He is the very worst president that this country has ever had and he is running roughshod over the Constitution.

Rookie President Barry Obama and his elitists friends in the Socialist Media are just yucking it up while the country burns. He is lining his pockets with the spoils of his corruption and illegal activity, paying off his cronies and sitting idly by while the swelling Meat Jello of the people that put him in office are NOT getting their gummint checks. Barry Obama HATES POOR PEOPLE.

Luckily, one of Barry's most ardent supporters is giving money to help out those that are benefiting the most from Barry's stolen election. I just cannot allow these things to go unreported, since folks in BIG MEDIA are getting rich on the backs of the Little Guy.

And why will the Rookie President NOT release any information? His illegal administration and corrupt friends are hiding all of their comings and goings. I certainly wish we had the transparency of the George W. Bush administration back. This overwhelming corruption of the Obamabots is pissing me off.

Another Clinton crony is in trouble. Since the Obamessiah is hiring all of the left-over Clinton administration folks into his vast, illegal, corrupt administration, I am certain that THIS GUY shall be the new Catholic outreach guy in the new Criminal White House. Worst. President. Evah.™

Luckily at least one of the Moonbats has realized the need to modify his product to deal with the impending corruption and illegal activity of the illegal administration. I am beginning to think that I need an iPhone.

Baby dogs.

The University of Razorhogs renames their college of architecture after one of their own. I like the work of Fay Jones. HERE's the release on his passing along with a photograph of the chapel at the Picayune arboretum. The chapel is pretty cool and the only time that I have been there, (Dead) Tommy 5 had a cooler full of quail eggs in his car trunk. When he told me about them, I thought he said, "Quaaludes." Go figger.

Linkdump folder is clear once again.

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The Age of Obama - Week One Ends

Okay, I am going to be hating on the Halfrican-American, now.

At the end of the first week, Rookie President and Man Who Has Never Accomplished Anything, Barry Obama, has delivered us a TWO PERCENT drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average. When in the mortal Hell is he going to address the economy? It's like he has no concern at all for reducing the burden on the Middle Class. His presidency is an absolute trainwreck. Barry's Economy Score: 0

In the War Against Islam, Barry has signed an Executive Order to close Camp X-Ray at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba within the next year. There are currently about 245 murdering Muslims housed there. I assume that he is going to import the terrorists into the United States. Articles of Surrender are probably in the works to be signed next week. Barry's National Security Score: 0

The last measure on Rookie President and Man Who Has Never Accomplished Anything, Barry Obama, deals with government services. He is currently working on an infrastructure package that delivers ONE TRILLION dollars to the renovation of infrastructure in our country. A full THREE PERCENT of that money will go to actually improve infrastructure, the rest is for administrative costs. Barry's Infrastructure Score: 0

Just so you know, this is the MOST SUCCESSFUL effort to date on anything that Rookie President and Man Who Has Never Accomplished Anything, Barry Obama, has ever attempted in his lifetime, except for winning the presidency.

Enjoy, George Soros bought and paid for this. We shall suffer the consequences.

But....



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Why We Should Distrust Government (UPDATED!!)

As a disclaimer, Mississippi is a highly Democrat state, despite what the national media says. This article printed here in its entirety is from a Mississippi legislator's blog on the Clarion Ledger website. Democrat Representative John Mayo from Clarksdale moderates his comments, so needless to say mine never get posted. he only allows crazy people to comment. You know, crazy, like him.

I have cropped his ENTIRE post, from HERE, at the Clarion Ledger. This article was printed today in the Clarion Ledger. Representative Mayo shows his record shattering mastery of the English language and shows exactly why we should rebel against our current batch of leaders. Try to resolve all the bad tenses, the incorrect grammar, the ridiculous anti-Americanism, all of the flaws with his overwhelming racism, geez, there are probably more contradictions and stupid statements contained here, than there are words. Folks, THIS is your government.

Forgive me, I could not find a font that accurately depicts the way that I read this crap (I thought I had one called "Insane Blithering Moron," but I was mistaken), so enjoy the italic Trebuchet, highlighted in the huge orangish box to show that I did not write this, Representative John Mayo of Clarksdale, Mississippi did.

I submit, "What more can we ask for?" (Proper grammar? Just saying.) a lesson in insanity by (obviously RETARDED) Representative John Mayo.

There's been and is going to be a lot of print written about the significance of this inauguration. What needs to be kept in mind about all of this is the inauguration of the first African American president is an event. The Presidency is a process.

The making of Character is also a process. If what we see is reality, and I believe it is, soon to be President Barack Obama and his family are more than a role model for African Americans, but they are one for all of us.

Hard work, working smart, applying oneself, taking advantage of opportunities, never giving up...what more can we ask for?

Goal driven, meeting the realities of raising a family, genuinely loving one another, what more can we ask for?

Realizing what you are good at and what you are not, listening to others, heeding their advice, opening a dialogue with people who disagree with you, thinking about what you say before you open your mouth, what more could we ask for?

Fulfilling YOUR dreams, what more could you ask for?

Wow! Just....wow. Wow.

Just so you should know, English IS his first language. And this was printed in our local paper. Wow.

UPDATE: I just reread his article and seriously I have no clue what it is even about. Is it about having a black president? I give up, no clue what Representative John Mayo's article is about. No clue, but someone at the Clarion Ledger obviously does because they printed it. Maybe he typed it on his Blackberry with his teeth while driving?

UPDATE 2: Seriously, do you think that the Clarion Ledger just took random words from various blog posts, strung them together and put his name on it? My DOG can write better than this. Seriously, this guy GOT ELECTED TO SOMETHING?

UPDATE 3: I just thought that y'all should know that my Firefox has an integral "spelling and grammaring checker." There are six words in Representative John Mayo's article that are not underlined. Wow, just wow.

UPDATE 4: Final thought, do you think that Representative John Mayo even proofread this? You know, "Hey, this looks really good, you da man, Johnny-Boy!" That just cannot be possible in a sane world. One of my deranged screeds where I bang out 600 words in five minutes is NEVER this terrible. Can you even imagine what a piece of legislation looks like from this guy? No wonder we have so many damn lawyers. Dangitty, dang, dang, dang.

UPDATE 5: It just dawned on me the only way that Democrat Representative John Mayo of Clarksdale produced this crazy blog post. I REFUSE to believe that an elected official can SLAY the English language that badly. Obviously he wrote it originally in English, since that is obviously the only language that he can speak (poorly), subsequently translated into eight other languages in sequence, and then translated it back to English on a computer that only has the Japanese language engine running. Or either he found a Yoda-Speak program that was just released in Beta. I feel better now having solved that dilemma.

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(I think that two links to the article and one to the paper, plus added BOLDING to scream that Representative John Mayo of Clarksdale wrote this covers my copyright obligations, huh Massive Legal Team?)

Stealing is Now Legal

Here is Donna Brazile telling us point blank what the philosophy of the left actually is. Stealing from the people is now LEGAL. And it is just so funny to morons.

"We have a black president, this is FREE."



(Hat-Tip: Malkin)

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Obama Philosophy at "Work"

There was a comment over at one of my daily reads where I found this craziness. This is a "post-racial" administration, run by BIGOTS and MORONS (in other words, Democrats).



Charlie Rangel thinks that it is a good idea to FORCE states to do things a certain way. Fed FORCES state? States ACCOUNTABLE to the Fed? Wha. da. f......?

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Federal Government - The Two Dogs Way!

Subhead: Rebuilding the Republican Party for Dummies (The Republican Party leadership)

This shall be short.

The Republican Party is asking for suggestions to win back Congress and the White House. Uh, guys, you had both. Where did YOU go wrong? Lemme tell ya'.

You GREW the friggin' government LARGER. That is in DIRECT OPPOSITION to the promises that you made and why we elected you. Do you see the disconnect, huh? Would you like a starting point of how you can build the party?

FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!

There is NO Department of Education, Health, Welfare, Greenie-Green-Green-Green, nothing about abortion, marriage, gay, straight, OR bi-sexual (if that is even possible), no food stamps, free housing, corporate bailouts, no student loans, individual bailouts, animal bailouts, Social Security, or any combination of the above.

FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!

There are no faith-based initiatives, no football stadiums, no NASA, none of these things are in there.

What we want is for y'all to....

FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!

We do not want you to shrink social services, we want them ENDED! We do not want FEMA to handle disaster relief, we want it ENDED. We do not want to send food to Indonesia, Africa, the Sudan, Afghanistan, Iraq, India, or any place in THIS country. We want the Federal Government out of our damn lives!!!

The Fed is there for one purpose, to protect the citizens of this country. Not the criminal aliens that have walked right past you, the true actual citizens. To accomplish this, you need the military, intelligence, border security, and the administrative actions that go along with that.

NOT ONE MORE DAMN THING.

Now, if you do not think that these are CONSERVATIVE principles, you do not know what Conservatism IS. True "Ronald Reagan Conservatism" is for us to take care of the other things ON OUR OWN, without Federal Government ANYTHING.

If you will quit taking MY money and giving it to Democrat bullshit, I shall greatly appreciate it and actually be able to afford to pay for my kid's college, buy a plotter, maybe hire a secretary, and take a friggin' vacation. Guess what? All of the above would benefit someone else in this country, too. BECAUSE I WOULD DO THOSE THINGS HERE, MORONS!

Look, I know that all the touchy-feely stuff is great to get morons to back you, but those are not the people that SWEPT you into office in 1994. By. A. Landslide. Remember The Contract With America? The hope that y'all would fulfill those promises swept you into office. YOU RENEGED. Not us. The party leadership and the elected Republicans screwed up, not us.

Dang, do you even want us back? Or would you rather be a bunch of John McCains that everyone hates? Well, except for the soon to be bankrupt New York Times.

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Speaking Truth to POWAH!

Seriously, I have no idea what that title even means. Every time the morons use it, I just cringe because it sounds like yet another idiotic bromide of the moonbats. Anyhoo, I got a couple of comments from someone that is obviously taking seventh grade economics in a public school, so I thought that I would give them a few thoughts on government, economics, and digging their head from the dark, stinky place.

There are more than two ways to skin a cat. Trust me, I have tried at least seventeen to date and if Dewayne's cat doesn't stop walking on my truck, I am going to try at least one more. With the active mindset that we have developed in acknowledging that there are more than two ways to do something, let us proceed.

If there is a thing that happened AGO, that is called "in the past" or historical PROOF. How history helps us is that it shows us that there are certain ideas that WORK (are successful) and certain ideas that do not work (are failures). When something is a decided FAILURE, you do not do that again. It failed, you see? That means that it was NOT successful and it is BAD.

What the new president does not do very well is understand HISTORICAL PROOF. He is an ideological person that posits an idea, even though it was tried and failed previously, and says that he CAN make it work. Most people call those kinda folks "STUPID" or "MORONS." Instead of using those words to describe the new president, our dead tree media calls him, "the smartest guy to ever serve as president." That makes those in the dead tree media using those descriptive words, "STUPID" or "MORONS."

Now, in regard to the economy, the federal government can do two things to make the economy mo' bettah. They can CUT SPENDING or INCREASE REVENUE. They can also do BOTH or NEITHER. Just so you know, practically everything that the federal government spends money on is UNCONSTITUTIONAL. This means that there is nothing in the CONSTITUTION that gives them the authority to spend money on those things. They made it up whole cloth and we cannot do anything about that.

They can also INCREASE spending, but when they are literally broke, they really cannot spend money that they haven't got. See how that works?

Now, there exist a bunch of these MORONS that think raising taxes on "rich" folks is a good idea. Ask Bubba Clinton how that turned out for him when he pushed through the "luxury tax" and penalized only those that bought expensive things. Almost immediately the Northeast ship building industry went to Hell in a handbasket and the UNIONS made Bubba repeal that idea. No one was smart enough to understand that when you jack up the price on an item solely because of taxes, that item loses VALUE to the people that need or want it.

Also, if you bother to look way, way back to December of 2008, you shall find that the main people that were hit the hardest were the people that were selling LUXURY ITEMS. This has repercussions much further down the line that what Roswell P. Groingtwhait is doing in tha pahla. There are people that produce these items, people that distribute these items, and people that sell these items. Factory workers, truck drivers, and retail salespeople are not "rich" folks, but they are affected FIRST when "rich" folks are robbed by the federal government. All those folks were affected because the "rich" folks did not buy as much. And guess what? The unemployment figures went through the roof, too!

One thing that you must understand at this point is that since the Democrats took back the Congress, we have already had two minimum wage increases. This helps no one. Only those making minimum wage break even. Everyone else that makes MORE than minimum wage in reality takes a hit to the value of their salary in direct proportion to the increase of minimum wage. And the economy stalls, again.

You can look back to the Jimmy Carter administration to see point blank how the economy swiftly plummeted with every increase of the minimum wage. Jimmy increased it FOUR times while president.

A side note here, people that are living off the government tit or making minimum wage buy relatively few luxury items and are more concerned with buying "STUPID SHIT," like subwoofers and rims for their car.

Where I am going is here; some ideas might seem on the surface to be good ideas even though they have always failed to achieve their intended ends. We call those ideas "FAILURES" or "STUPID." Do not try to achieve success by using ideas that have always failed. Tell that to The Smartest Man Evah to be Elected President.

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My Friend Brings the Funny

Long timers shall certainly remember my friend, The Wetback, and he sends this in today. I found it oddly disturbing.















The accompanying letter:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

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Drive-by Blogging - If.....

If having Barry Obama as a president is all about having a "really smart" guy as a president and having all kinds of "opportunities" since he got elected, I guess that I would just as soon have a president as dumb as a washtub and have no chance to do any better in my life.

Just saying.

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Elizabeth Alexander's Ode to...uh...Yeah...No Clue

In the rush to sound like the MOST stupid moron during the entire festivities yesterday, Elizabeth Alexander read what obviously is a "poem" she wrote while high on mushrooms or something. Honestly, we should close all colleges if this is the best of the best of poetry writers. Watch the video and then see below for my very first attempt at writing poems and see which is better. Her...reading...skills...irritating.




Uh, hem....this is a little ditty entitled,

"Mediocrity is Wholly Attainable"

Whoop...whoop...whoop...YEE...HAW!
I'ms izzies writing da pomes....
Monster truck......
Big. Bigger. Biggest.

Tarrs.

Yippie...KIY...Yay.

Plastic...fantastic...lobster...telephone*

Yes, at one point, I had a job that mattered,
now I just sit and watch my ego grow.

Yale, Harvard, Princeton.

All morons and useless to the man that thinks.

Hopeless morons find their success in another person,

WHILE...THEY...STARVE.

Four years of many beers.

And pasture parties to write off as entertainment expenses.

To...keep...my...earnings...MINE.

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* Ian Astbury - Aphrodisiac Jacket