Saturday, February 28, 2009

Blackuary 28, 0001 AB - Race Riots

On this day in 67 BB, in the little hamlet of Obamatroit, the Democrats lined up in opposition to dahkies moving into the 'Hood and started killing. Before this time, relatively few blacks lived anywhere near Nevada and Fenelon streets, a white Democrat neighborhood filled with union (UAW) folks. But, the Federal Government came in and built the Sojourner Truth Housing Project in the area to house the great influx of blacks looking for work in the munitions plants. Remember, President Roosevelt had just signed on to increase the length of the Great Depression, so folks went where the jobs were.

Needless to say, the white Democrats did NOT want blacks in their neighborhood. Remember, Democrats HATE black folks.

Now, who was Sojourner Truth? Born Isabella Baumfree, she was a black slave that became a staunch abolitionist later in life. Obviously, her story is rife with all kinds of fairy tales and exaggeration, but for the most part, it is a compelling tale. READ MORE.

READ MORE on the Democrats in Detroit killing black folks. Or HERE. One thing that is continually ignored in the telling of the race riots in Detroit is the involvement of none other than Paul Robeson. We can remember Robeson from early Blackuary posts as the Communist that tried to say that he was against fascism in the United States. In other words, Robeson was a MORON.

I am done for yet another year on Blackuary and the end could not come soon enough for me. Too bad that we did not get to enjoy Lily-White Cracker Day this year, just another three years to go!

Let's check on the new Paul Robeson contingent and see how they are destroying our country today!

Of course since yesterday was Friday, that means it was time for President Moron and his merry band of simpering imbeciles to get some work done to KILL BABIES! And this time, they accomplished a Two-Fer! They shat upon the First Amendment, too! More dead babies and more destroying of the Constitution, man these guys are friggin' awesome! Saloth Sar was a PIKER!

Even some of the Obamabots are getting up in arms with their Messiah. One of Barry's BFF sent Barry and his drones some AIDS blood. Want to bet this AIDS guy learns exactly what torture REALLY is?

The National Guard abandons New Orleans. Hell, I do not blame them one bit, if there ever existed an unwinnable war, Nawlins is it, baby.

Intel decides that their SEVEN BILLION DOLLARS can be spent somewhere better than California. The shocker in this story is that Intel ever thought it was a good idea to BE in California. Obamanomics is alive and well in California, though. Wonder how that is working out for those morons?

No one in Barry's Department of Education can add. Hmmm. That means that they are continuing business as usual. Barry is Conservative?

Thankfully, Barry has NOBEL WINNING ECONOMISTS saying that his economic plan is sound. Paul Krugman is the Al Gore of the money racket. Paul Krugman is to economics, what Helen Thomas is to beauty pageants.

What can be done to combat the Idiotarianism of Obama stupidity?

Tea Party!!

Tea Party - St. Louis. (I cannot believe that they dumped POLLUTION in the Mississippi River.)

Tea Party - Atlanta, Chicago, Nashville, Tulsa.

Iowahawk responds to those Tea Party whiners. STFU.

Warren Harding invented the phrase, "Founding Fathers."

If you are planning your gay wedding, better get the GREEN JEWELRY. Just wondering, is there really a MORE ecologically sound diamond? Ask a Rock Doctor.

How to debate a liberal. Trust me, it is a whole lot easier than it looks. They usually eschew meat in their diet (sorry, Andy) so that means for the most part they are not very tough. The funniest thing that I shall ever hear is a violent man, after attacking a little woman, screaming, "Eeeeek! Eeeeeek! Get off my head, get off my head!" (I watched that at least twenty times and it got funnier every time.)

During CPAC this week, the Democrats had their own meeting. Debate was somewhat heated. Obama is Da Man!



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Friday, February 27, 2009

Blackuary 27, 0001 AB - Da Law

I usually try to find a different thing to bring to the forefront every day in Blackuary, but today is too damn important to black history to ignore. While the Fifteenth Amendment was ratified on Blackuary 3, 139 BB, it was not recognized by Congress until TODAY 139 BB.

And the first Negro, REPUBLICAN Thomas Mundy Peterson, voted on March 31, 139 BB. Immediately upon this happening, the Moonbat Wing of the Democrat Party launched into their hysterics and has never ceased their idiotic crying since that date. And still the Republicans FIGHT the Democrats for equal rights for all people. This includes fighting black Democrats to keep black Democrats from taking away rights from black Democrats.

Read more:
Despite the efforts of groups like the Ku Klux Klan to intimidate black voters and white Republicans, assurance of federal support for democratically elected southern governments meant that most Republican voters could both vote and rule in confidence. For example, when an all-white mob attempted to take over the interracial government of New Orleans, President Ulysses S. Grant sent in federal troops to restore the elected mayor.

And so it goes the exact same way to this very day, Democrats continuing to keep the black man in his place by nothing but race based politics. Please keep in mind that Democrats hate black people, even the black Democrats hate black people.

Obama's War on Achievement.

Thank G_d there is only one more day of Blackuary and we can return to the important stuff.

Phyllis Schlafly fell and broke her hip on Tuesday. We pray for her speedy recovery.

Brits are STILL dumb as a box of rocks. This douchesicle has been Tweeting me all damn day. Obviously to Stupid McTudordumbass, Barry Obama is a grown-up, while people that are against having all of their income confiscated to pay for deadbeats is BAD. How did that work out for those Brits the last time they tried to tell Americans how to handle their shit? NOT. TOO. GOOD. STFU, Neville or I shall swim the fucking Atlantic and knock a knot on your knoggin'.

Segue.

Today is the Tea Party day. It seems that the folks that have jobs have decided to actually meet up and protest the stupidity that is the Obamoron Presidency and Welfare for Welfare LAW. It is about time for the responsible people to get pissed enough to actually do something. Sorry, the protest in my area was held at the State Capitol. I do NOT go into Jacktown on the last Friday of any month. Too many Democrats are out cashing their checks and stealing cars. And by "Democrats" I mean CRIMINALS.

CPAC links.

For those of you that are unsure exactly what kind of Federal Government lunacy awaits your area with the Spendulous Law, here's a Google map SHOWING EVERYTHING, except Puerto Rico.

I love the phrase "with all due respect." After using those words, you can add in the next phrase, "but, your mother is a whore," and no one can get mad. With all due respect, President Jughead's mother was a whore.

What does the Obama administration think about photographing our fallen soldiers? They agree with the ideology of John F'n Kerry. They think that disrespecting THESE GUYS is a good idea. The leeches in the Democrat Party think that it is perfectly fine to allow images of our fallen soldiers to be added to the pages of The New York Times. Don't worry, nothing bad could possibly happen with that. It's all good, yo.

What has the Obamoron done to make utterly sure that medical personnel cannot form their own opinions or HAVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION? He has recinded a Bush policy to allow doctors and other medical staff to refuse to perform procedures that contradict their beliefs. What about that First Amendment? FUCK IT, FUCK IT TO DEATH.

Obama's Secretary of State is anti-Semitic? Holy crap, WHO KNEW? American Jews are seriously STUPID and SUICIDAL.

Obama's Cap and Trade. Good ideas, one and all from the Moron President.

Ross Perot even knows that Barry is a moron.

Earliest human-like footprints found in Kenya
. I have at least ten million dollars that says this will be found to either be a hoax (most likely) or actually be something completely different than the original explanation.

Wonder how long it will take to get this built with the idiot in the White House?


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Thursday, February 26, 2009

A Clarification on What I Believe

The more that I contemplate my ideology and the effects of my beliefs about politics, the more that I cannot allow the description "conservative" to be used for me. "Conservatism" is the ideology of staying with the same old, same old. Barry Obama and his government model is what DEFINES conservative. Grow the government, raise taxes, increase the reach of federal programs, that is the epitome of conservatism. Same old, same old.

But, we are stuck with the words and their perverted meanings.

I am an individualist. I could not care less what you do, UNLESS it infringes on my rights to do as I please. At one time, my ideology was called "liberalism." Now, the liberal is the person that screeches for more and more government control. By this definition, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Castro, Chavez, Mussolini, and their philosophical brethren are liberals. So, I cannot be called a liberal.

I am an individualist. That is what I am and that is what I shall always be. I always refer to my guys and gals are "normal" people. We are the ones that offer every single thing to this world and ask only that we receive just compensation for that which we produce. We do not want anything from you EXCEPT for your payment for the services we deliver. We shall accept nothing less than what is owed to us for our accomplishments. We do not desire to be paid anything that we did not EARN.

Elizabeth Alexander is NOT one of my people.

This is where I part ways with what is considered a "conservative" of today. Supposedly, today's conservatives are the ones that desire limited government. What is limited government? It is the utter refusal of allowing the government to step in where it is unwanted or unneeded. Conservatives have moved away from that ideology and have started to ask the government to legislate things that they desire (or don't desire) for themselves. This is NOT limited government. Asking for legislation on ANYTHING is NOT limited government.

We have broken the term down into parts as well. This is asinine. A "social" conservative and a "fiscal" conservative? Please, this is just dumb. If you consider yourself a "social" conservative, what does that mean? Well, of course it means that you want the government to OUTLAW abortion. Asking the government to INCREASE legislation is NOT conservative, folks.

Granted, abortion is WRONG. Don't do it, but do you need the government to tell you to not kill babies? How does abortion affect me? Well, it affects me when a woman gets pregnant and she receives government subsidy FROM me, against my will, to kill the baby.

Guess what, if the woman gets pregnant and HAS the baby and they receive money FROM me, against my will, it affects me, too.

What else? I am not homosexual, so guess what? I won't get involved with another man. Know what else? I do not need a law to tell me NOT to do that. Pretty simple. How does gay marriage affect me? Well, it affects me if two dudes get married and they receive government subsidy FROM me, against my will, to live their lifestyle.

Guess what, if a different sex couple gets married and receives government subsidy FROM me, against my will, it affects me, too.

Do you see where this is going?

The limited government model is the ONLY one that guarantees FREEDOM, people. You CANNOT legislate those "social" conservative things without BIGGER government. The two ideas do not work together.

What is "fiscal" conservatism? It is supposedly the government NOT wasting money on stupid things. Let's be serious for a second. Can you come up with one single solitary thing that the government DOESN'T waste money on? When any government contractor supplies anything to the government, they know that they can charge a premium price and still figure in further up-charges throughout the process. Has there ever been a government job to come in under time and under budget?

See: Architecture, Of, By, and For Dumbasses.

Now, the solutions. Face it, Democrats are morons. Their party can NEVER be saved and cannot deliver a single good thing unless you are a deadbeat and desire total government control of your life. Theirs is the party of asinine ideology that has never worked at ANY time in the past and shall never work at ANY time in the future. They are completely and utterly devoid of any intelligence or original thought at all. However, there are a minuscule few that can be helped and brought into the intelligent fold with the right philosophical approach.

The third parties are fringe and shall never have enough of a following to help. There are most definitely a bunch of folks in those parties that need to be on our side.

That leaves the Republican Party as the ONLY party that can make a difference. You know, like they did for the twelve years they controlled Congress and everyone was rich as all get out.

How do we take back DC? By using the limited government model. This means LIMITED GOVERNMENT.

HERE, read what limited government MEANS.

Excerpt:
''The taxing power of Government must be used to provide revenues for legitimate Government purposes,'' Mr. Reagan said. ''It must not be used to regulate the economy or bring about social change. We've tried that and surely we must be able to see it doesn't work.'' This declaration brought a loud burst of applause.

Get it? And the outcome? The longest peacetime expansion of our economy in HISTORY.

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Blackuary 26, 0001 AB - Religion of Peace Update

On this day in 45 BB (the year that produced the smartest people ever recorded in history) a boxer named Cassius Clay pissed on his heritage. In case you did not know, this boxer was named after his father, who was named after an abolitionist, Cassius Marcellus Clay. The moron boxer actually stated that he was giving up his "slave name." Kinda ironic, huh?

Yes, Muhammad Ali converted to the Religion of Peace on this day, which triggered all kinds of fallout in the entire country. Starting with his refusal to serve in the military because of his cowardice and subsequently being stripped of his title.

Ali made hating this country cool again. We salute you, TRAITOR.

Also on this day in Blackuary 81 BB, Antoine Dominique Domino was born in Nawlins. At the height of his popularity, this dude was somewhat large. Today, his stage name would be "Average" Domino. During the debacle of flooding in Nawlins back in 2005, Fats was actually rescued by Coast Guard helicopter and then he was picked up by JaMarcus Russell at a Baton Rouge shelter. Here's a photo of Fats hanging out with George Bushwhen Bush was returning Fats' stuff that he stole with Hurricane Katrina. (Hat-Tip: Andy. I gotta say that Andy's profile photo on his blog makes me laugh every single time I see it.)

FUCK IT, THE NEWS.

There is so much denial going on in the media about the "Fairness Doctrine," that it is just beyond my imagination. The Barrystream Media keeps saying no one is calling for it, yet TODAY there are TWO votes on various FD stuff. Senator Jim DeMint TWEETS about it. but, but, but, the Barrystream keep saying no one wants it, I guess Dick Durbin is NO ONE, huh?

This week Barry has been SPEECHING about cutting the money spent and owed by government. This is somewhat disingenuous since he has in effect doubled (or more) the deficit and spending in what shall become to be known as the "Worst Month Ever in the History of the United States." Folks, the Moron President is quite possibly the most lying liar to ever be born in Kenya and that is NO SMALL FEAT.

Let's go to the transcript of his speech the other night. Now that we know EXACTLY what Barry said in his speech, let's check out how he proposes to reduce the amount of money that is owed and shall be owed.

By getting the Moron Congress to pass YET ANOTHER FOUR HUNDRED TEN BILLION DOLLARS in spending. Okay, this seems contrary to his goal, but let's roll with it.

And how is Barry's concept of REDUCING the deficit working out? How about THIS?

While I was watching the Dow ticker yesterday, we experienced a fall of 130 points in about sixteen minutes. Guess what happened? Yep, Barry gave a speech RIGHT FRIGGIN' THEN. (with video of Barry alongside the Dow ticker)

Another piece of Barry's digging out of the economic problem is to INCREASE unemployment to the point we haven't seen since Jimmy Carter's policies were being overturned. Wow, we all thought that it would take a couple of years for Barry to destroy our wealth. WE WERE WRONG.

What does Senator Klan Kleagle Robert Byrd (Dumbass-WV) have to say about Barry? Trust me, it has the "N-Word" written ALL over it. Barry has forgotten his place.

In an effort to make collecting YOUR money much easier for Barry's Brown Shirts, he has his folks in Congress working overtime to facilitate those collections by taking your protection away.

Bobby Rush jumped ahead of President Jughead a little in the planning, HERE's HR 45 to ban ALL GUNS basically.

And since we are not going to be able to protect ourselves, how does the Department of Homeland Security propose to reduce the amount of illegal, CRIMINAL aliens flooding into the country? By making it against the Regs for ICE agents to arrest Mexicans.

But, those Democrats are the MOST. ETHICAL. CONGRESS. EVAH.

What do Moron Leftist think about Barry? They think that he is a chimp. Or not, seriously, I can't understand Moronese.

Finally, I have two friends that are celebrating their fourth year of blogging. Actually three, but Pam Meister hasn't remembered hers yet. We all started about the same time and sorta wound up reading each other's stuff.

Geosciblog is four!

David Drake is four!

As an aside, one of the local writers for the Clarion Ledger makes the BIGTIME. Yes, he is an idiot. Yes, his article gets taken down by Newsbusters. Yes, everyone in the country now knows that Robert McElvaine is a simpering douchebag. Millsaps College should be so damn happy and proud of their "professors!"

SPORTS WATCH!! What is former running back Jamal Anderson up to? Puking on a bar.

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

WTW - A Touch of Irony

I am fully aware that there are at least a couple of NASCAR fans that read this here blerq. At the risk of offending those two readers, here is a true DALE! fan watching the void that is NASCAR since the Intimidator Prince ascended. Why exactly would this young fan be shirtless?

They shut down his favorite clothing store.

And he can no longer get his discount:
The Web site sold white tank tops, commonly referred to as “wife-beaters,” and gave a discount to anyone who could prove they were convicted of wife beating.

Maybe this should be added under the heading "Mexican Trash Wednesday?"


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Blackuary 25, 0001 AB - Satan's Ass Puppet

Today, in the year 34 BB, the man allowed to grow the Religion of Peace in the United States moved into his new quarters in Hell. Elijah Muhammad died today and now his body burns forever in a lake of fire without being consumed.

Let's look at Satan's ass-puppet's accomplishments in his life, shall we?

Elijah POOLE was born in Sandersville, GA to sharecropper parents. His father was a Baptist minister as well. Little Elijah had too much HATE in his heart to conform to a peaceful religion, so he INVENTED his own.

To get to that point of utter and sheer hatred, Poole had to take baby steps. One of his first was to JINE up with Marcus Garvey's Universal Negro Improvement Association and African Communities League. You don't know Marcus Garvey? He was a member of WEB DuBois' Pan-African movement and also a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE black separatist. Making sense to you now?

Marcus Garvey is also known as the "Father" of the Rastafari movement. Rastas are yet another movement that teaches "Black Pride." That is the exact same philosophy behind the Democrat Party's Ku Klux Klan, but no one will talk about that. Not even Eric Holder, the Moron Attorney General.

Back to Elijah Poole, though. You see, he created and promoted the Nation of Islam here in the states and started a violently aggressive move toward a black separatist movement that CONTINUES to gain momentum. Nevermind that fact that Black Muslims are not getting together to worship, they are getting together to foment HATE and VIOLENCE. Why else would Poole direct his ministry to prisons and jails to find his followers?

And guess where his ideas for "converting" prisoners originated? Well, obviously it originated while Elijah was serving JAIL TIME FOR SEDITION. Yes, Poole refused to be drafted into the Army during World War II. In other words, he was a PIECE OF SHIT COWARD.

One thing that you should certainly consider. When you build a religion with criminals, rapists, murderers, and thieves, what kind of religion do you think will form? Instead of the "meek inheriting the Earth," Black Muslims desire their minions to RAPE, KILL, and STEAL the Earth. Also, be aware that the NOI operates schools in ALL lower 48 states. Their schools are EXACTLY like the Madrasahs of the rest of the Muslim COUNTRIES around the world.

A few more things about NOI. Guess who helped write the autobiography of Malcolm X? Yep, none other than the LYING Alex Haley of Roots fame.

The NOI now believes COMPLETELY that Elijah Poole did not die, but is perfectly healthy on a spaceship somewhere in the sky.

If you want to know what the NOI desires, HERE's a complete compendium of their ransom demands. HATE.

Louis Farrakhan, born Louis Eugene Walcott, the current Grand Wizard of the Klan that is the NOI, lives down the street in Kenwood, Chicago from President Hopey McChangerson and they are BFF.

And those followers of Elijah Poole like to wear bow ties. I guess they want to look like CLOWNS. MORE about the Nation of Islam and the FRIENDS of this HATE GROUP.

And that brings us to our new president who received early training from his Uncle Frank (Frank Marshall Davis) in the teachings of Marcus Garvey, just like Elijah Poole did! (Does this bother anyone else?)

I missed last night's Barry concert, so I cannot even address that. I forgot that he was performing, so I did not etch out the time for it. Has he learned any new SONGS? I hope so because Barry's approval ratings are not as good as George Bush's were at this point in W's tenure. AND BARRY'S THE MESSIAH! DANG!

I just don't get it. According to the Barrystream Media, EVERYONE hated George Bush and LURVES Barry, but W is more popular than Barry? HOW CAN THIS BE?

Maybe we need to create a website where you can report your parents if they don't lurve the Obamessiah. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? (Hat-Tip: Mitchieville)

Wonder if they have one of those websites in Kenya, where Barry's cousin is Prime Minister? And wonder who that Prime Minister hangs out with?

The market continues to react negatively to anything the Moron President or his Merry Band of Morons says. The Dow is off another 100 and change today. If Barry wants the market to react to one of his actions, may I suggest "Going into Hiding?" "Hiding" is MOST definitely an ACTION. But, how about Barry instead removes HALF of your wealth without having to pass legislation?

And who shall receive this magical NON-money? How about someone that buys an 800k house and cannot afford it. EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS, PEOPLE!!!! She drives a friggin' BUS for a living. EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS, PEOPLE!!!! EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS, PEOPLE!!!!

David Drake continues to do market comparisons with the Moron President v. INFINITELY smarter people. Where's the HOPE? The CHANGE appears to be really bad. Is it wrong to hope that the President just moseys off into the sunset, never to heard from again?

JEWS INFECTING MUSLIM FOOD WITH CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's go to the video of Keith Olbermann's under-the-breath introduction to Bobby Jindal last night. Just listen. Olbermann doesn't believe in G_d!!!!

As long as we are talking about people too dumb to report on sports, let's check in on some others.

Does it scare you that Emmitt Smith is smarter than the man in the White House? At least Emmitt can communicate better than Barry Moron.

EVEN Peter King is smarter than Barry Obamoron. DANG, we are talking about Peter KING, folks.

Here's a quick video of a part of the Barry concert last night, enjoy!



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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

G_d Owes Kevin Kline Something

While ripping music during the day, I came across the soundtrack for The Big Chill and for some reason I felt the need to check up on the bit players in the movie.

Let's just be really honest. Kevin Kline has photos of someone doing something very, very wrong to be able to be with Phoebe Cates all these years. TWENTY YEARS, y'all. We know beyond ANY doubt why he stays with her, can you come up with a single one why she stays with HIM?*

And yes, Phoebe Cates is OLDER than even me. ALMOST a whole year, too. Phoebe runs a STORE in Manhattan now. WEBSITE HERE.

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*I'm just kidding, she obviously jizzes her skivvies over Santa.

Bean's Romance "One-ogy"

Since TD and I never celebrate Valentines day- and ladies, trust me when I say that idea was not one I foster with any like- I have decided to make a public display of affection.

TD,

While I do not comment everyday on your posts, I want you to know that it makes every one of my waking days wonderful to start and end my day with the things that you write on this blog. You are an absolute wonderful writer and reading your posts gives me joy in my life. I love you and I love to read you...

Love Always,
S.Bean--Your #1 Fan and #1 Groupie

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Blackuary 24, 0001 AB - Influencing the Plebeians

The thing that makes this blogging shit so much fun is that you can feed your universe size ego with the most simple little comparisons. Couple that with the fact that for the most part, about ten percent of our population that considers themselves "liberal" cannot figure out how anyone can read your "conservative" blog and they think that everything that you state is just made up whole cloth. Nevermind that I do not even consider myself to be a "conservative."

This hunk of shit blog is ranked in the very top ONE PERCENT of blogs in the friggin' world. Amazing, especially when you consider that according to most estimates, there are anywhere between 100 and 200 million blogs currently on the webblee-netty-blargs. Technorati says they have indexed 133 million blerks since 2002.

Being number 156,336 makes this blog AWESOME. And with that awesomeness comes a HUGE responsibility of delivering the knowledge of Blackuary. We willingly tackle that task with the viciousness of an SEC defense playing a Mountain West team. Well, all of the SEC teams MINUS the Bammeroids.

On this day in 145 BB, Rebecca Lee Crumpler became the first female "President" in the United States to earn an M.D. degree. She was also the only "President" to graduate from New England Female Medical College. Needless to say, shortly after she graduated, the powers that be, shut that FRIGGIN' school down, baby. Boston University took in all those "Presidents" punted from NEFMC and we all know how wonderfully those Bostonians treat the dahkies.

Just so you know, Crumpler stayed in Boston a FULL year and then bailed to Virginia to help out with the Freedmen's Bureau. Nowadays, morons call that "giving back to the community." Non-morons call it, "trying to show poor, slow, dumb morons that anyone can be successful if they try."

Please note that near the end of every Blackuary, I become bitter from the attention spent to find the most obscure black history that cannot penetrate the stupidity celebrated by most during this month. Seriously, I saw a white teacher from Spann Elementary dressed as one of those morons in RUN-DMC for Blackuary yesterday. Yes, a friggin' TEACHER dressed as a rapper for the celebration. DENSE.

How much WEB DuBois scrota can we gargle this month?

HERE, bailout your friends. I'm sick of hearing about it. Just do it yourself.

We will probably hear the new White House guy talk about no earmarks again tonight. ZERO is EQUAL to NINE THOUSAND.

But, that's okay, at least Barry is NOT the government. Well, not to The New York Times anyway.

And Barry will certainly talk about TAXING THOSE RICH FOLKS and he'll try to appear Reaganesque while LYING.

Guess which Barry suck-buddy is in trouble NOW? Captain Gaffetastic, Joe Biden. MOST. CORRUPT. ADMINISTRATION. EVAH.

How are Barry's policies working out in California/Mexifornia? NOT TOO GOOD.

If you are tired of listening to your typical daily radio stuff, try out RFC Radio. Just know, there is a link to Ted Nugent playing The Star Spangled Banner. Not kidding.

Good Eats:



For all of your news that IS bacon.

And I always weep when I see supposedly educated folks falling for the same old, tired RAPPY-HIPPY-HOP. Not this time.



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Bagging the Moron Limit - A How-To Lesson

In an effort to let you know where the highest concentration of morons exist in our beloved country, I found a map. There are metrics too numerous to mention of how exactly these places wind up with a higher concentration of idiots, but the proof is undeniable. *Click the image to see it BIG.*

In areas that are the DARKEST BLUE, you experience the HIGHEST crime rates, the HIGHEST unemployment rates, the LOWEST intelligence quotients, the GREATEST disparity in incomes, the LOWEST concentration of religious buildings, the GREATEST number of government buildings, the LOWEST performing school districts, the LOWEST number of manufacturing jobs, the HIGHEST number of bureaucratic jobs, the HIGHEST number of home foreclosures, the HIGHEST tax rates, while still maintaining a LOWER number of taxPAYERS, the HIGHEST rates of government corruption, and the list of BAD STUFF is endless.

Not only that, but those DARKEST BLUE areas receive the HIGHEST amount of federal dollars that just so happen to come from the DARKEST RED areas.

By contrast, reverse all of the statements in the second paragraph and that is the environment that you experience the DARKEST RED areas. Wonder where this map originated and what exactly could it POSSIBLY mean?

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Frank Walks

Dude, seriously, you just have to live in Central Mississippi to grasp the BATSHIT craziness about to spew in the local dog trainer, The Clarion Ledger. Ronnie Agnew, the executive editor of the paper is a screeching unhinged MOONBAT of Biblical proportions that has been completely 100% against DEMOCRAT Frank Melton, Jackson's mayor. Ronnie has not written an article for the past three years that was not completely trashing Frank.

It is beyond comprehension exactly how friggin' wigged-out Ronnie is at this very moment. I can picture Ronnie BUTT-ASS nekkid, running around the paper building, shitting all over desks, while wearing a Barry Obama mask, screeching at the top of his lungs, "HOPE-CHANGE!" Once again, Frank Melton has escaped from a courtroom without being convicted of charges. I think that Frank's record is like 1000-0. Trust me, I have no dog in this fight, well other than watching a "newspaperman" lose his shit. Which Ronnie will certainly do, now.

Here's the TILT of the current story:
In 2007, they beat state charges connected to the raid.

Just understand, the Clarion Ledger ceased to be a "newspaper" years ago, now they compete with the Jackson Free Press as the preferred cage liner of choice of the Jackson intelligent people crowd. JFP leads in this endeavor because they are a free paper.

Here's the comment I left on the article:
That really LOUD POPPING sound that everyone just heard was Ronnie Agnew coughing up his skull. How unhinged can Ronnie possibly be now?

And hilarity ensues.

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Monday, February 23, 2009

How to Avoid Having Kids - Part III

Job Degradation:

Yep. Every kid has the innate ability to keep you grounded by always providing the one remark that brings your happy meter back down to earth levels.

Actual Conversation:

Me: Did you have a good day?

Kid: Yes. Ms. Sabrina?

Me: Yes? (as my hat falls from my head from the wonderful OK wind) My hat. Hold on...

Kid: (laughing) Your hat looks like the McDonald's Hat! (resumes high pitched laughter)

Me:...

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How to Avoid Having Kids - Part II

When your kid can do this, it's time to consider birth control. This is the future original gangsta reborn...I think "NWA" was playing when they had this kid....either that or the future Gary Coleman- "Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?"

video

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Ripping Da Music

In an effort to reduce the size of my CARBON footprint, I am ripping all of my music to my portable drive. I noticed that I have a great many discs from the 1991-1996 era. And I have a disproportionate amount of chick singers. I like wimmen voices, especially if they are STRONG female voices, like Gladys Knight. Anyhoo, there was a band out in the early nineties called "4 Non-Blondes" and the lead singer was Linda Perry, who could wail. Here's Linda singing their one hit with piano. Linda is kinda weird, by the way.



The band didn't hang around for a follow-up, so I checked to see what they were doing. Linda Perry has been writing and producing for some of the more popular chicks in music today, Christina Aguilera, Pink, some other folks, but here's Linda from the Aguilera video "Save Me from Myself." She looks EXACTLY like Slash.



Well, maybe not EXACTLY like Slash, but DAMN close.



HERE'S MORE.

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Comparison - The Dow-Jones Industrial Average

There is STILL an occasional MORON that says the failure of the economy can be blamed on Republicans. What they fail to even attempt to recognize is that even THEY are saying that government is the problem. Another thing that they FAIL to admit is that even though they unwillingly admit that the sole problem is government, they DO NOT admit where the problem lies. IN CONGRESS.

To take a very simplistic view of the economy, I have taken the screengrab of the Dow-Jones Industrial Average. When the Republicans took control of Congress back in 1994, after Bill Clinton tried to turn us into a socialist nation, the DJIA was hovering around 3400. In the twelve subsequent years of Republican control of Congress, the DJIA increased a WHOPPING 350%. Coupled with a plummeting unemployment rate, we enjoyed TWELVE SOLID YEARS of unprecedented economic expansion. UNPRECEDENTED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

The economy of the United States was firing on all cylinders BECAUSE OF REPUBLICANS. Not because of Bill Clinton, even though the media outlets preached that it was Clinton that caused this expansion, it was the limited government model of the Republicans that CAUSED and SUSTAINED this growth.

With enough LYING AND MANIPULATING, the mainstream media was able to convince the populace that they were not getting richer even though the average wage had increased by a factor of twenty percent in those twelve years and the Republicans were removed from the helm.


The Democrats took over Congress in January of 2007. Since that time, the DJIA has dropped by over forty percent and unemployment has SKYROCKETED. It doesn't take a genius to understand EXACTLY what happened. The first thing that the Party of the Morons did was introduce a minimum wage increase that has hit every July 24th since that time. Almost like clockwork, on August 1st, the unemployment rate has jumped. And the market has PLUMMETED.

Instead of returning to the philosophy that caused economic growth and unprecedented expansion, the Democrats have taken the exact opposite approach that has failed EVERY SINGLE TIME it has been tried. There are even some folks that REFUSE to look back to the end of the 1970s in OUR COUNTRY when this exact same model was tried and FAILED MISERABLY, under the direction of Barry Obama's MENTOR, Jimmy Carter, coupled with the stupidity of a Democrat Congress.

There exist some folks, that even though they see these very policies FAILING AT AN ALARMING RATE, want to STEP UP the implementation of the very ideology that is causing the economy to plummet. Folks, YOU SEE IT in alarming swiftness reducing your retirement to HALF of its value that it held just TWO SHORT YEARS AGO.

It has ONLY taken the Democrat Congress TWO FRIGGIN' YEARS to damn near undo all of the hard work of Republicans for the PREVIOUS TWELVE. There is a solution, but ANYONE with an IQ approaching 65 KNOWS that it doesn't rest in the ideology of the Democrats. How obvious does something have to be?

DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE JAILED FOR THEIR CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR.

Gateway Pundit has more on the market and consumer confidence.

If you want to do these graphs for yourself, GO HERE, and the dates at the top of the charts/graphs may be changed. You can do this for ANY market sign that you want. (Someone decided that I had doctored these graphs and e-mailed me, I challenge anyone to get the info for themselves.)

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Blackuary 23, 0001 AB - Mississippi Readmitted

On this day in 139 BB, post-Civil War control was relinquished and Mississippi was readmitted to the Union. Almost instantaneously, Democrats went right back to their former selves and the Ku Klux Klan began to terrorize Republicans in Mississippi.

Yes, the KKK was NOT a racist organization at the time, they were political. 100% of the members were and still are Democrats. Current membership stands at about 8000. One of whom is Senator Robert Byrd (Dumbass-WV).

What this means to black history is not yet known. Mississippi currently has more elected black government officials than any other state. We still have to receive federal approval of all election law, and we still have busing regulations that require a certain racial make-up of all of our public schools. AND, we still have the lowest median household income and our poor folks are STILL the least educated and the MOST likely to have kids as teenagers.

Sounds like government control is a surefire way to achieve FAILURE, huh?

Also on this day in 18 BB, ground troops rolled across the border into Iraq starting the ground campaign in the First Gulf War.

William Edward Burghardt Du Bois was born on this date in 141 BB. His claim to fame is as the "Father of Pan-Africanism" or "black separatism." What that means is that WEB DuBois is ultimately responsible for the victim mentality of the black race in the United States. Sadly enough, he was not LYNCHED by the black folks of his day and that loser ideology has allowed him to be heralded instead of ostracized. Such is the nature of "education" these days. Oh well. At least he is remembered. Sadly enough, his antagonist, George Washington Carver, is not as well known.

Quick note, DuBois thought that blacks should study liberal arts, Carver thought blacks should study engineering and mathematics. Which idea seems better? Sociology v. Physics.

As usual, Blackuary has made me LOSE THE WILL TO LIVE. Let's check out Barry's daily failures, mmmmkay?

Kevin Jackson takes down the "chimp cartoon." Dang, this guy is good.

Barry is going to institute John McCain's ideas of Cap and Trade this week. AWESOME! How many jobs is that going to cost us? About FOUR MILLION. When he said "save or create three million jobs," he meant that that is all there were be left after three months of an Obamoron presidency.

We keep hearing "Worst economy since the Great Depression." What they really mean is that Barry has created the worst economy since the records were kept on the stock market. Yes, the collapse of the market is ENTIRELY the fault of Democrats and Barry Obama. When the Democrats took Congress, the Dow was standing at 12398.01. Today, it is at 7295.02. The Dow has lost FORTY-TWO PERCENT of its value in TWO YEARS, because of Democrats.

And people STILL think that Democrats are smart. FORTY-TWO PERCENT LOSS IN TWO YEARS!



What else could Barry possibly do to further damage the economy? How about CARD CHECK?

What hurt business? UNIONS. Uh, okay, WHO did not know this? Please, who did not KNOW THIS?

And the typical Barrystream Media folks are STILL saying that Barry is amazing. Terry MORON says that being president is a step DOWN for Barry. And we all thought that there was NOWHERE for Barry to go but up. He was a fucking COMMUNITY ORGANIZER FOR SHITS SAKE.

Even a blind chimpanzee finds a hand on an old lady to eat every once in a while. BUSH DID NOT VIOLATE GENEVA. moonbats, shut the fuck up.

The Elizabeth Alexander inaugural poem is STILL not recognizing brisk sales. Well, NO SHIT, Sherlock. Who did not KNOW THIS? It might as well have been Maya Angelou.

GAY REPUBLICAN? NAW! Seriously, Republicans talk less about their sex lives than Democrats. SHOCKER.

The New York Times releases more classified information. Uh, how in the Hell does the Times get access to this information? Guess. It is because Barry's administration is absolutely incompetent.

American Jews are idiots. Yes, I agree, they hooked up with WEB DuBois to start a Nazi group that came to be known as the NAACP. That could have been a tip off, you know.

On the global warming front, there was a slight miscalculation of ICE at the poles. A miscalculation the size of FRIGGIN' California at the Arctic Circle ALONE. You know, a minor hiccup of 193,000 SQUARE MILES.

I give up, y'all. There is NO intelligent life left here on this planet.

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The Movie Awards Thingy

I had to drop Big Hollywood from my reader tonight because there was obviously some movie awards happening and they were live blogging. I just checked it out on the headline news.

There was a television program on tonight where they gave away an Oscar (sp?) for like movie greatness or something. Let's check those awards out, okay?

The one that won Best Picture was a movie called "Slumlord Dog." Never heard of it, is it another ridiculous thing by that guy that did "Boyz in Da Hood?"

Sean Penn won an award for portraying that gay councilman in San Francisco. Why would anyone make a movie about that? I would assume that Penn won the award for dumbest moron to ever wear pants.

The corpse of Heath Ledger won an award for being in "The Dark Knight." I actually SAW that movie and cannot even remember seeing him in it.

And a woman that has a weird face won Best Actress. HERE's a photo of her. I have never laid eyes on her in my entire life. She was in a movie called "The Reader." Never heard of it or HER.

Wait, on that picture page, it says the movie that won the Best Picture award was "Slumdog Millionaire." That title makes less sense than the one that I said up at the top of this post. The spell checker can't even make it right. Dumb name for a movie. What in the Hell is a "slumdog?"

Wow, movies must really be getting bad. Thank goodness that I can read and don't have to watch them anymore.

Who in the world votes on these awards? Actors or some other morons?

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Blackuary 22, 0001 AB - The Virginia Squires

Born on this day in 59 BB, in Roosevelt, NY, this guy went on to be the 12th pick of the draft in 38 BB. He was picked by the Virginia Squires and went on to be named to the NBA's 50th Anniversary All-Time Team. He is also one of five players in the history of the NCAA to average 20 points and 20 rebounds per game. Currently, he is number five on the all-time NBA scoring list and also played for the Nets and the 76ers.

Today, Julius Winfield Erving II or Dr. J, is fifty-nine years old.

See what I just did?

Let's go to the video on Black History Month.

First up, Morgan Freeman. He should be booted out of the black tribe any day now.



Next, from Bob Parks' Black and Right. If you are not reading his blog daily, you are DEAD TO ME.



I'll try to post again today, but that money is just NOT going to make itself, huh?

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Talking Back to Morons - Are You Serious?

Honestly, I am losing all hope for the human race. This happened a mere two hours ago.

Him: Thank G_d we got rid of Bush and his big business friends, they have crushed the economy.

Me: Seriously, you fucking retard, do you realize that you are wearing a fucking Hollister shirt and sitting in Starbucks?

Him: Yeah, so?

Me: Where is your fucking helmet?

Needless to say, he was having a conversation with an unwashed boy/girl/ambiguous other behind the counter that had plugs in his/hers/undecided's ears the size of a carnival tent's GROMMETS.

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Blackuary 20, 0001 AB - The Obama Induced Depression

In case you are not paying attention, the election of Barry Obama has destroyed our economy. His fecklessness and inexperienced and childish mentality has caused investors to flee the oncoming DOOM. The luckiest thing for us working people to happen is for the Supreme Court to take up the "naturalized citizenship" issue right this minute and get this moron out of government. He is POISON to wealth and success. He must be stopped at all costs before our country becomes like his birth place, Kenya.

I have been watching the Dow-Jones Industrial Average as a sign of what investors think of the financial ideology of our new moron president. It is telling. On the day that Barry was elected, the Dow stood at 9625.28. Today, the Dow stands at 7338.11, a difference of 2287.17. In other words, our top thirty largest companies have lost almost a quarter of their value, twenty four percent actually. This loss cannot be attributed to anything that has happened in the market before Barry, because the market was already unstable, but since his election, the market has ONLY headed one way, DOWN. (UPDATE: 7276.15, a full 25% in the time I wrote this post.)

The fact remains that last year as the election rolled closer, more businesses than ever in the history of our country, relocated and re-incorporated outside of our borders. There is ONLY one reason they did that, to avoid the catastrophe that is a leftist, moonbat administration that doesn't understand freedom and the NEED for companies to make a profit.

Since Barry was sworn in, there has not been one single move by his feckless administration to IMPROVE anything. The ideology of his government is that the answer lies in GOVERNMENT, not freedom and individuality. Yes, we knew these things, but folks wanted the black guy. Too bad that the first Halfrican American president is going to surpass even Jimmy Carter's terrible administration in FAIL.

Maybe in another one hundred years, we will decide to elect another black man to a position of responsibility, but that is not likely to happen in my lifetime or yours.

Why? What governments around the world does the Obamoron's administration actually support? ALL OF OUR ENEMIES.

AND today is the birthday of the wealthy philanthropist that gave Barry Obama a way to hook up with his buddy, terrorist William Ayers and make bank. Leonore Annenberg was born on this day in 91 BB. She was the wife of Walter Annenberg, who formed the Annenberg Foundation that created the Annenberg Challege, the complete and utter failure of a project that virtually DESTROYED Chicago's public school system and made Barry Obama a rich man without ever having to accomplish anything. Barry Obama got rich stealing money from Chicago area school kids and that is the fault of a very conservative, wealthy man, who didn't take control of his money and let others decide the stupid ways they could blow his fortune.

Barry got rich by using a wealthy WHITE guy's money to screw over poor people. And now, he is going to accomplish for the whole country what he accomplished for those poor inner-city kids. Let's just call him, "President FAILBOAT." What a fucking PRESIDENT!

Barry is a monkey.

The dissenter in Oklahoma has some stuff to say about the Obamoron's jack-booted thugs.

In another President FAILBOAT article, his former employer, ACORN, shows exactly what our country is going to be like when the MORONS are in control. Zimbabwe-esque. The President's very own philosophical brethren are stealing and looting in the name of RACE.

And inflation JUMPS LIKE CRAZY IN JANUARY. Jimmah Carter II! YAY!!!!

Moonbat, George Lucas, turns against his Obamessiah and tells us that Barry is an idiot. Wow, Lucas has figured that out a little late don't you think?

Katie Couric kinda disagrees with all intelligence, mathematics, and knowledge. SHOCKER!

And the United States press still refuses to practice their First Amendment responsibilities. The Barrystream Media is now another arm of the state. And that is probably why The New York Times stock is golden, baby.

More Barrystream Media malpractice.

Finally, finally, finally, the intelligent folks have had enough and are taking to the streets, an area formerly occupied only by unwashed hippie morons. Tea Party, anyone?

Are even the Republicans returning to the ideology of fiscal responsibility? Some folks say, "Yes."

What exactly could you buy with the money spent in the Welfare for Welfare Bill? Quite a few things actually.

President FAILBOAT decides to let the EPA eradicate people. YES, really. And President FAILBOAT leads the list of most expensive catastrophes in history.

If Barry and his mental midget buddies have their way, all architecture shall resemble things built in the sub-African desert back in the early 1900s. Architects are idiots.

A conservative named "Moon." Yes, I laughed because I know a few people that talk like that. And I have a good friend that uses the word "lagniappe" all the time. (Yes, you can use The Google to find out what "lagniappe" means if you are uncultured.)

Coulter debates Behar, a lesson in whuppity-ass.

Israel decides that they shall eschew Moonbattery. Welcome back, Bibi, you were missed.

Now, it seems that individual states are kinda telling the federal government what they can and cannot do. Kinda Tenth Amendment like, don't you think?

PUPPIES!

I shall be busy for the rest of the day getting my supplies ready and stuff buried and hidden in my yard. I do hope that the rest of my people are taking care of the same things. It is a battleground out there, arm yourselves.

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Talking Back to Morons - The Free Housing Edition

I received an e-mail today as a response to the housing link in this morning's post. It deserves a proper reply. This shall be a continuation on the "Talking Back to Morons" series, but please understand, I am not calling the e-mailer a "moron." Seriously, they have no clue what they are talking about because they are young and have been firehosed into their teacup with WRONG knowledge.

The original E-mail:
Why would anyone in their right mind take issue with helping people out that are about to lose their family home?

My simple response was: "That is not the business of government." This launched repeated e-mails throughout the day and it became apparent that this person was not a dumbass, they have just been mislead by the left. (College professors mainly.) This situation has the possibility of being eye-opening for this person, so I will dispatch with my normally smart-ass comments and deliver a fine piece of knowledge.

Let's set up a hypothetical based on things that I know to be true.

Suppose two men take the same job making the same wage. Jim and Joe both work as lineworkers at a plant making fifty thousand dollars a year. (Yes, I realize if they are union employees they make three times that for half the work.)

Jim and Joe both head to the bank to apply for financing for a home. The bank approves both of them for 250k for a home loan. Jim quickly signs for the 250k, but Joe heads out to find a cheaper house and finally buys one for 100k.

Jim's payments are 1800 a month for 30 years, but Joe's are 1000 for 15. Jim falls behind in his payments because he simply could not afford that much house on his salary. Joe is making his notes, building equity and sailing through life.

The federal government steps in to bail Jim out. That money must come from somewhere, and since Jim is now a subsidy recipient, he is not taxed more, but Joe, since he is paying his bills, is actually taxed more because of his ethical VIRTUE of taking care of his own business.

When Joe gets increased taxes, he finds that the chunk removed keeps him from being able to pay what was previously easily done on his salary and he falls behind now. NOT FROM ANYTHING THAT HE HAS DONE, BUT BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT ADDED TO HIS LOAD.

And soon, he loses his house because of Jim's irresponsibility and the government's need to increase their dependents.

The only people that are PUNISHED are those that have been surviving on their own, but government stepped in to help stupid people at the expense of the smart ones.

You may try to counter this scenario with, "But, the bank should know that they can't afford that much!" This is yet another fault of the government, the fed FORCES banks to give out money to people that cannot afford the loans.

Back in 2000, my wife and I went to our local bank to check on a construction loan. They approved us for over THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. At the time, I was in college, my wife and I were maintaining two households, and my salary was diminished. There was no way in mortal Hell that we could have afforded that amount, but the bank knew that if we took out the money, we would somehow make the notes. Because we always had.

We were good customers.

Barry's homeowner bailout plan was announced as this, "To help out nine million homeowners to keep their houses." At a cost of 75 BILLION dollars. That works out to less than nine thousand dollars per family of government cheese, but that also amounts to about 1000 dollars per working family per year to produce that money. I am unaware of any working family that could come up with ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS of unplanned expenditures for something that is unnecessary, has no benefit to the family, and will continue to be promoted FOREVER.

You know FOR A FACT that no government entitlement has ever been abolished. This whole concept is an attempt to raise taxes on responsible people and redistribute that money to IRRESPONSIBLE people. Can you come up with one way in Hell that will help the economy?

Or worse still, how does that help anyone that is taking care of their own family?

ANGRY RENTERS UNITE!

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Blackuary 19, 0001 AB - Tuskegee

Well, how about a change? "President" is the new "nigger."

I read that today in 1942, the first Tuskegee Airman were initiated. I can find no corroboration on that date. In fact, I have found many, many articles that contradict that date, but what the Hell, this is Blackuary and the truth means nothing as long as we are promoting the superiority of the black folks.

You have also heard a billion stories of how the Tuskegee Airmen never lost a bomber in all of their flying days. That is bullshit as well. They lost minimally twenty-five bombers to enemy fire, but what would black supremacy be without blatant out and out lying? Even our local papers at the time were promoting the "Never lost a bomber" story, even on the very days when bombers were being shot from the sky.

Now, am I trying to marginalize the Tuskegee Airmen? Of course not. I am simply telling the truth. Our airmen and soldiers are the best trained, most accomplished, and most successful fighting force in the history of the world. There exists no reason to lie about their accomplishments, but to actually try to state that the Tuskegee Airmen accomplished something that was too far-fetched for even the Tuskegee Airmen does reduce their accomplishment. They were good at what they did and they accomplished their missions, even while there was a decidedly Democrat racism occurring in this country. Quit the lies, folks, they are unnecessary and destroys all credibility with regards to an heroic group of men that were successful in the harshest of times. Read more.

Barry Obama could learn a thing or two from those heroes.

Trouble on the home-front for Barry and his band of criminals, yo.

Eric Holder, the lying sack of shit that Barry chose for Attorney General is in the news. This is probably because he is going to make Janet Reno look like an accomplished barrister, but let's take a gander at Eric's wins. Deported Elian Gonzales, lobbied for Marc Rich and the FALN terrorists to get pardons, and thinks that Americans are COWARDS.

Remember when Madeline Albright was Sec-uh-tary of State and the entire Middle East hated us? Round Two starts right now. Please recall that every single thinking person in the world FUCKING HATES THE CLINTONS.

What do you expect from an administration that passes the LARGEST GOVERNMENT SPENDING BILL IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! and then states that we must ALL LEARN TO LIVE WITHIN OUR MEANS? I used to just think that Barry was a dumbass, now I know that he is stark raving insane.

But, I have always known that Barry is a criminal. HOME MORTGAGE PROBLEMS for the corrupt idiot.

More folks talking down the economy. Well, you now have the MORON in the White House that thinks Jimmah Carter was a good president, what the Hell do you expect?

But, but, but Barry backs Sharia Law! Thank the sweet Baby Jesus that it is just in Pock-i-Stahn for the time being.

Hopefully, Sharia Law will not happen overnight in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, even though bank robbers and cop killers are wearing burqas now. Yes, Philadelphia is the place that served as our first national capitol. Long way from that now, huh?

Barry's good buddy, Representative John Murtha is embroiled in yet another stealing, corrupt, lying, cheating, douchebag scandal. I think that it is time to actually start prosecuting Democrats for their party affiliation, yo. (Hat-Tip: Malkin)

President Chimpy McDumbasfuckingshit and his moron army are up in arms about this cartoon. Granted, I do not see the humor in the cartoon, but there are boatloads of humor in the lefties responses to it. Does anyone recall the "cartoonist," Ted Rall doing a whole series of "cartoons" depicting Dr. Rice as a porch monkey? Or as a squawking Bush parrot? FAIRNESS DOCTRINE, you assholes.

I am unsure exactly what Al Sharpton is calling for over this cartoon, but I am certain that it cannot include any intelligent statements.

The greenies KILL more Africans. The "Reality-based community" could not even get farther from reality.

How about, "Abortion is SUPER FUN!" Take the time, folks, you will not be sorry.

Can anyone possibly see the problems with the federal government controlling your medical records? Oh yeah, plenty of people see the future of medical services.

What happened to "dissent is the greatest form of patriotism?" Well, that was before the Obamessiah took control. IN OKLAHOMA?

How can you get rich in the Age of Obama? Learn to be a whining, crying, little dumbass douchebag. WIN A PRIZE! Dang, we, the working folks, are DOOMED.

How about a breakdown on who exactly is going to get bailed out on bad mortgages? Yeah, I ain't too happy, neither.

Yet another Democrat says that they are not going to shut up their bitching, whining, complaining, and moaning. There is nothing new under the sun.

Fulmer Cupdate, Update One.

Fulmer Cupdate, Update Two. Mississippi boys make the board! Yay! Gun charges!

Fulmer Cupdate, Update Three.

CGI in the 1970s. We have regressed in my opinion.



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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Just a Music Video - Gov't Mule

...with Dave Schools on bass.



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Blackuary 18, 0001 AB - The Profession

On this day in 115 BB, the architect Paul Revere Williams was born. Oddly enough, this occurred before it was against the law for black people to love this country, hence his name. Since he was orphaned at age four, NO MAMA, NO DADDY, and attended an elementary school where he was the only black child, his victim mentality was unable to fester and grow the crust of failure.

Williams studied at the Los Angeles branch of the New York Beaux-Arts Institute of Design and went on to study engineering at uSCCC and began working as a landscape architect. The racists in California FINALLY allowed him to become an architect in 1921.

Williams was an upside down drawer. This is a technique that Wikipedia says stems from white folks not wanting to sit next to him, but that is absolute bullshit. My friend, The Wetback, can do the same thing. Wait, maybe it is racism! Seriously, when your client sits across the desk from you, it becomes imperative for you to be able to draw upside down, so they can see the things right side up. Get it?

Anyhoo, Paul REVERE Williams went on to design a bunch of buildings in Southern California. He was the first black architect west of the Mississippi, the first black architect allowed to join the American Institutes of Architects (back when that actually meant something), and won awards for his design of the MCA Building in LA.

And he actually had a dude that worked for him named A. Quincy Jones that went on to become an accomplished architect in his own right.

Also, on this day in black history, the moron Toni Morrison was born and the literature world embraced her crap, further disintegrating literature and marginalizing black folks that have writing talent.

By the way, I found a dating site for all those smoked-out, blazing black folks that love Tupac.

Naw, basketball is NOT a thug sport. Why would you think that? (Hat-Tip:[Dead] Tommy 5)

No matter what you have been taught for the past eight years, it is dreadfully WRONG to compare the president to Hitler. Well, it is now that Barry is president.

But, it is perfectly FINE to compare Barry to Gandhi! Goodness gracious, Barrystream Media, don't you know that Gandhi was a very little man, he is NO BARRY OBAMA!

Vladamir Putin calls Barry out on the Socialism. Uh, Putin calls the US President out on Socialism. Up is down, right is wrong, you get the picture.

TRANSPARENCY ALERT! Is there anyone at all shocked by the dishonesty and fecklessness of the Obama administration? Anyone?

Another Barry Obama buddy goes to the slammer. How many folks does Barry know? And how much is it going to cost us to house all of Barry's friends? MOST. CORRUPT. PRESIDENT. EVAH. (Seriously, if you want to create stimulus in the economy, why not just get all of Barry's friends to pay their taxes and send all of his criminal friends to jail. The construction of the facilities alone will provide millions of jobs.)

I really haven't figured out why Rahm Emanuel is not in jail already. And this doesn't help the case to allow him to continue to walk free. His title is Chief of Staff for the President of the United States. And "felon."

Wouldn't you think that Bernard Madoff was a Republican with all the screeching about him in the Barrystream Media? Well, 85% of his donations went to Democrats. R. Standford Allen is a poser compared to Bernie, but again, Allen is another criminal Democrat. SHOCKER!

Does anyone know exactly why Barry flew all the way out to Denver to sign the Welfare for Welfare Bill? Well, of course, it was to pay off one of his cronies and to promote the stupidity of throwing tax dollars down the "Green Hole." Corrupt to the core.

No, no, no, there are no Democrats calling for the re-institution of the Fairness Doctrine. That is just silly, according to the Barrystream Media.

Another silly thing from the Barrystream Washington Post, Sarah Palin was a drag on that awesomatic John McCain ticket. Folks, John McCain is a dumbass, the Democrats jumped party lines and got that moron nominated. That is certainly not hard to do when there are nearly three times the Democrats in this country than Republicans. 165 million to 58 million, yo. I know of ZERO Republicans that wanted the McCainiac as the nominee. As an aside, why was the election so damn close if there are so many more Democrats, hmmmm?

If budget cuts have to be made to balance your budget, ALWAYS cut services to folks that are LEGAL and speak ENGLISH. never cut those services for illegal, criminal aliens that speak Spanish, you know.

Layoffs continue to pile up in the architecture industry. Could it be because architects are friggin' stupid?

Exactly how stupid are architects? Well, dumb enough to embrace "green technology" and want to turn oil platforms into high dollar vacation spots. "Mildred, I have decided that we shall vacation at Exxon Platform Number 389 in the Gulf of Mexico!"

Design means making something function exactly the opposite of what it looks. Novelty is SMU-ART.

An architect's literal pile of dogshit.

Productivity tools for Firefox.

Twittah tools for Firefox.

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WTW - Ambiguity

My sister's husband, Jimmy Pete, got a siblin' that done got married. Pat found the perfect partnah in Chris. I hope they stay happy a long time.

They can prolly save a bundle on clothes.

And they went out spechul and got they hair did for the pikchur to go in the paper.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

How To Avoid Having Kids - Part I

Things that you never want your friends kids to say while you are in the middle of WAL-MART: (while crying at the top of her lungs) "You pushed my head into the basket and made me hit my lip!"

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my friend's kid actually screamed that today after she and I were playing and she hit her chin on the edge of the shopping cart. Nevermind the fact that my hand was no where near her head when she did this and the fact that she was using her head as the source of play momentum after I had told her to be careful once before.

There are some things in life that prompt people to not want to have kids and this was my shining moment. To have the stares of twenty or so onlookers watching you as if you have just abused a child is probably the most awkward moment in one's life..this is up there with having a child scream out in public, "Don't touch me there!" (which has never happened to me)

What a freakin' day...

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Blackuary 17, 0001 AB - Government Guud

There have been plenty of things that have happened in years past on this day that pertain to black history. However, they all pale in comparison to the Obamoron signing the single largest government expenditure in the history of the Earth.

Jim Brown was born today, Michael Jordan was born today, Huey Newton was born today, Virginia retired their state song today, the USS Jesse L. Brown was commissioned today, Thelonious Monk passed away today......BUT.

President Housenegro Slavery McShacklehead signed the new Slavery-Slave-Slavery Act today in Denver, Colorado. Having been in the car most of the morning, I have heard repeated statements from the moron press about auto-manufacturing having a HUGE effect on the financial markets and how the bottom was falling out of the Dow, S&P, and the NASDAQ. Not one person did I hear say, "President Moron is signing legislation that is making everyone cut their losses and remove all money from the market." Instead, it was about car makers. Disingenuous to say the very least, absolutely dishonest and lyinger-mclying-head at the very worst.

What does GM have to say about things? It is just cheaper NOT TO MAKE CARS. I am not really sure what kind of products that they shall manufacture, but I think that they will be rolling out some Communism in days to come.

Folks, the economy is about to go in the shitter. Not one person on Capitol Hill thinks that this huge waste of our money is going to help the economy. Not one person thinks that, they are all hoping to get rich by bilking the taxpayers and taking away more individual rights. We have effectively ruined our country's ability to survive with this bill. Make no mistake, the stage is set, the roles have been assigned, and now it is every man for himself. If you want your family to survive this, you better start hoarding your money and valuables, because the next thing is redistribution of your tangibles. Those will be the only things left to steal once all of the jobs are gone.

Atlas Shrugged.

Let's check in on the rest of the stuff going on.

Last week Congressmoron Debbie Stabenow (Dumbass-Michigan) called for the re-institution of the Fairness Doctrine. While all of the Barrystream Media talking heads screech that no one has called for the Fairness Doctrine again, Stabenow, Schumer, and their ilk continue to CALL FOR THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE. Stabenow is especially GUILTY, but what the Moron Media doesn't tell you is that her corrupt, lying, sack of shit husband is a huge investor in Moron Radio and Leftwing media outlets. Transparent and ethical, R-I-G-H-T!

While the rest of the country goes BROKE because of Democrat corruption, graft, and theft, Democrat Governor David Patterson's friends get wealthy. There are ZERO ethical Democrats in this country.

President Obama spends your tax dollars to import PALESTINIANS. Hey! It's not like they are murdering Islamic KILLERS or anything, they are poor downtrodden VICTIMS.

Obama's Pock-i-stahn decides to allow Sharia Law in Swat Valley near the Afghan border
. President Doofus is doing a great job folks. He is Jimmah Carter on crack, you know.

An Afghan diplomat decides to practice Islam on his wife. Luckily, he didn't BEHEAD her. Those peaceful Muslims are so wacky. Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart.

Macaulay Culkin Senator Patty Murray is a moron.

Let me just tell you how I would have handled this problem, I would have BEAT. THAT. ASS. I am kinda sick of college professors at this point.

Kansas folks, y'all do not need your tax refunds, the government can spend that money better than you can. Over-pay your taxes, get nothing but shit.

CONTRADICTION! It is a good thing.

We had the "Shining city on the hill," "the new day," and now we had the Obamoron's clusterfuck.

In case you are curious, the Dow-Jones Industrial Average is down almost 1800 (19%) since Obama was elected.

Deddy is sick and tired folks, sick and tired.

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