Wednesday, April 29, 2009

WTW - The Economy and Banking for Rednecks

With all the crap going on in the world and never knowing where your next can of Skoal is coming from, I thought that it would be a good idea to let y'all know where my money is.

YES, IT'S REAL.

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HERE's the original WTW lineup, go pester the crap outta them until they start doing it again.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Drive-By Blogging - President Moron's Flyover

The story THIS week is how absolutely stupid Obama is for flying one of his Air Force One planes over Lower Manhattan. Remember, there are two different ways to view the Obamoron.

One: He is seriously FUCKING stupid.

Two: He is EVIL.

In this case, I do not believe he was stupid. I think that whoever is the brains in his operation to destroy the security of our country and to deliver our freedoms to all those that oppose us, simply told him that they were doing it for a photo-op.

AND BARRY IS A FUCKING MORON, so he believed it.

But, the ultimate reason they did the flyover is to remove the cautious FEAR that people have of Muslim terrorists.

Now, the NEXT time that a huge friggin' passenger airplane flies over Lower Manhattan, the people will think that it is just Barry being an idiot again and ignore it. And then the Muslims can fly THAT PLANE into another big building and kill a bunch of people.

Folks, there is absolutely NO WAY that Barry Obama is AS STUPID as he appears to normal people. He could NOT have made it this far. He has had to have the undying loyalty from an adoring media to get this far, but if he had done STUPID things DAILY, as he has since he was inaugurated, those people that hate this country would have had to find someone else to take his place. They wouldn't have been able to cover these types of things up forever.

Just know, this Moron President is the worst one that we have ever had. Jimmy Carter was better, because Carter was just plain DUMB and his cabinet simply FECKLESS. But, Barry is just a PUPPET being controlled by a far more sinister element that is bound and determined to kill United States citizens.

If you want to see the video of President Idiot's plane flying over Lower Manhattan and buzzing the Statue of Liberty, GO HERE.

And if you want to see graphical representation of EXACTLY how BAD the economy gets every single time Democrats are in charge, GO HERE.

Be forever vigilant, Democrats HATE you and the country that you love.

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Drive-By Blogging - The NON-Story

Seriously, folks, has our country become such a nation of morons that the Miss USA Pageant's contestants answers are actually NEWS? I so desperately wanted to avoid posting on this, but it is obviously not possible to do that.

There were TWELVE stories about this stupid crap in my reader this morning. TWELVE of a total fifty-four.

Lemme just chime in, too. That "thousand monkeys" thing, you know?

The Miss USA Pageant is to find the supposedly prettiest moron in the country. They do not even have a talent part. It is, quite simply, a tits and ass thing. The only reason that they actually ask these girls a question is because most folks would get upset if the "pageant" just placed a stripper pole on the stage.

Do you want to know what the girl from Cali wants to do with her life? She wants to be a motivational speaker. How do you even arrive at that conclusion at the age of twenty-one? My kid is nineteen, which is basically twenty-one, for all practical purposes. He possesses the ability to motivate a rake through some pine straw. Or to motivate some boxes into the attic.

Get a damn grip.

Perez Hilton is a DAMN BLOGGER whose page is only remotely interesting because he might slip up and tell his readers about swallowing a meatsicle every once in a while. IF you find that sorta stuff interesting, and you MIGHT, if you have the desire to hear the answers to stupid questions from twenty-one year old GIRLS.

Yes, a gay dude is judging a beauty pageant. WITH WIMMEN!

This whole non-story is very disheartening.

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Saturday Week in Review (with commentary!)

Sorry folks, I have allowed this blog to fall into disrepair over the past couple of weeks. That is not necessarily a bad thing because it keeps my creative juices ginned up to throw out venom at the drop of a hat. (And it does wonders for my mixed metaphors, too!)

Because us "rightwing extremists" are so hate-filled, angry, and bigoted, you know. The little dip in output has let my HATE bubble over.

The first thing that I want to link is this video that TxMarko sent in from our Republic of Tejas headquarters. Here we see Mississippi native Annie Jenkins giving a deposition in a little court hearing. Oddly enough, Ms Jenkins is well known in the local music circuit, but I was unaware of her fame having been out of the loop for quite some time. Stein hoist to the Long-Haired Engineer for giving me a little update on her.

In a closely related note, another incoherent rambling from someone of dubious intelligence and limited communication skills, we see panty-wearing Clinton booty-boy, James Carville, slaughter the English language with his brand of lunacy concerning the tax day Tea Parties.

You shall also recall that right before the FREE CITIZENS organized a grassroots protest on tax day, the federal government released a Department of Homeland Security report basically trashing ANYONE with any intelligence. Strangely, some of our elected officials want to see the DATA used to arrive at the conclusions. My guess is that there is NO DATA. Leftists hate facts, science, math, and physics.

And we had Earth Day, too. Most folks know how silly the environmental nutbasket ideology is with regards to science, but this takes the silliness to a new level.

On another related note, today is "Malaria Day." Dumb people are contributing money to send mosquito nets to poor folks all over the globe. It is just like Leftards to ignore the PROBLEM and try to attack a symptom of it. SEND DDT INSTEAD. KILL THE MOSQUITOES instead of allowing them to continue to live, you morons.

Now, the biggest story of the entire week has been the Obamoron's administration releasing documents in the attempt to make it easier for Muslims to kill us. Torture. Torture. Torture. While I keep trying to place this HIGHLY POLITICAL move in the context of NOT being an idiot, it just will not fit. Here's what waterboarding one of the Muslims accomplished.

Andy has a great post on that "torture memo" release. It is really obvious that some people understand this Muslim problem and want to use DDT to kill the mosquitoes instead of just keeping them at bay for the time being with United Nations resolutions.

NOW, the philosophical argument in SUPPORT of waterboarding terrorists.

Leftists must marginalize the MORAL SUPERIORITY of the United States. Their entire ideology (or lack thereof) rests upon the premise that right and wrong do NOT exist. This premise reaches much, much farther than most people are willing to admit. We simply do NOT want to accept the fact that people exist that HATE life and other people. But, that is the truth.

Those of us that follow a path that is developed from a standpoint of intelligence accept some very basic premises to arrive at our philosophy. One of those premises is that violence is never to be initiated BY US. We do understand that there exist people that do not adhere to our principles, but we also recognize that we must adhere to THEIRS when we are forced to do so.

Let me say this, "Waterboarding is TORTURE." I do not necessarily believe that, but the statement must be made to support my opinion and thoughts on the concept. The next premise is that TORTURE may be morally right in certain circumstances that are FORCED by one's ENEMIES.

There exists a definitive RIGHT and a definitive WRONG. The Muslims hijacking planes and flying them into occupied buildings on Manhattan falls into one of those categories. The left does NOT believe that the Muslims were WRONG in killing people living their daily lives. Couple that opinion with the NEED to continually tear down our country and you have the ultimate recipe for failure.

The left believes that anything that the United States does is inherently BAD. And conversely, all other countries are inherently GOOD, unless they side with the United States. Hence, the automatic leftist jizzing of skivvies when Obama apologizes for the United States of America's RIGHTEOUSNESS to all of our ENEMIES.

Where does the recognition of these FACTS lead us?

Two "wrongs" DO make a right.

Until the United States accepts the terms that Muslims have DEMANDED from the world, we are ignoring how to solve the problem. Muscle is no opposition for muscle backed with intelligence. We simply MUST play the game by the rules that our opponent demands, that is the only way that they understand the game.

And we must regret having to play their way.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Calling a Spade a Spade

Democrats see themselves as "pragmatists." From Websters, we find the definition to read, "a person who is oriented toward the success or failure of a particular line of action, thought, etc.; a practical person."

Do you see the perversion of our language?

There has never been, in the history of the Democrat Party, a single idea, thought, action, or a piece of legislation emerge that deals with success or thought, other than to run from them. From the post yesterday, you saw Evan Sayet just flat-out say that they were wrong on EVERYTHING. This is so obviously true that one simply must wonder if it is by design.

It becomes increasingly obvious also, that it IS by design. Democrats want everyone to be poor, uneducated, living in hovels, and coming to Democrats to receive their paltry piece of government cheese.

Everything that Democrats do, say, or believe is WRONG. Completely.

Daily, I have taken to listening to the ABC Market Watch segment on the news. There has never existed a "news" broadcast that has ever been so damned wrong on everything that they state as news. There cannot BE any possible way that they are MORE wrong.

From yesterday's Market Watch at noon: "Stocks are mixed on the good news from automakers."

In case you did not know this, automakers announced YESTERDAY MORNING that sales are DOWN 33% from this very same time last year. GOOD NEWS? You decide.

Also, YESTERDAY, General Motors announced a temporary SHUTDOWN at thirteen plants across the Midwest. Good news? What about Chrysler announcing YESTERDAY that the Treasury Department is preparing the bankruptcy filing for Chrysler. Good news?

From yesterday's Market Watch at noon despite the "news" that stocks were MIXED: "The DOW has returned the gains that were made earlier this week."

At the time that they made that ASININE statement, the DJIA was DOWN 232.50. FOR THE WEEK! Just so you know, RIGHT NOW, the DJIA is DOWN 174.27 for the week.

Since it is overwhelmingly obvious that Democrats have absolutely NO FRIGGIN' CLUE who makes money, creates wealth, employs people, or provides innovation, one has to wonder if there is any reason for them to exist. How is it even possible that they can exist in a sane world?

Folks, I simply cannot turn a blind eye to this. I know that it is frustrating to y'all to read this same message daily from me, but dang, dang, dang, I am trying to get rich while there are decidedly STUPID people running this country whose sole goal is to make everyone poor. They even blatantly LIE on news reports to make themselves APPEAR knowledgeable on issues.

They even point to other folks that pointed out the Democrats WRONGNESS as part of the problem. You know, calling this economic calamity "George Bush's fault." And also, just so you know, that is a flat-out LIE, too. Bush went to Congress numerous times to tell them that Fannie and Freddie were going to cause a crash in the housing bubble.

Democrats vehemently stated there was NO BUBBLE.

From June 27, 2005, the Supreme Moron Representative Barney Frank (Dumbass-Masshole). This is just flat-out stolen from Gateway Pundit.



Ignore his words about ACTIVELY seeking to destroy the housing market and to ignore credible lending standards, Barney Frank actually says, "Speculation is never a good thing."

From Websters again: speculate - invest at a risk.

All investments bear a risk. All of them. To invest MEANS to speculate. In other words, to Barney Frank, no one should invest in anything. Wow, just wow.

In case you are unaware, Barney Frank is the Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee and believes that investing in ANYTHING is "never a good thing."

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

The New Leftist Philosophy - An Update

When work calls and time is short, something must give to allow for the MAKING OF MONEY. Nothing that I can do with my time contributes more to my happiness that a FAT WALLET. No, I am NOT getting rich, I am merely performing enough work to eek out the living necessary for the time being. When this corrupt government implodes from the overwhelming weight of their evilness and stupidity, the contacts that I have made in the interim shall profit mightily for me and my family.

I just HOPE that there are enough producers left to help pick up the pieces of this AGAIN attempted FAIL MODEL of governing.

News is coming in fast and furious about the complete contrarian-ness of the DC politicians' ideology. Remember, there is a definitive right and a definitive wrong. We see this daily. And damn, is it not frustrating to see our elected officials attempt to legislate FAILURE?

I have stated in no uncertain terms on this blog that I want the government out of my life. I do understand that there are certain functions that government MUST perform to allow the citizens of this country to live the lifestyle that we are GUARANTEED by the Constitution. Yet, those that we have elected have chosen to follow a path that is in direct conflict with their assigned duties. This must not be allowed to stand.

What do we do in the interim while those politicians are busy destroying our future? We must remain forever vigilant in DOING THE RIGHT THING. When the very leaders of our country are honor bound to destroy everything that is important to us, we must put our heads down and run through the line anyway, even when the blocking has broken down. Failure is not an option for us. It never has been.

Another thing that we must realize is that there has never been anyone, that truly understood our philosophy, leave our philosophical group. NEVER. NOT ONCE. There exists no man that is capable of independent thought that has decided to abandon independent thought. True, we are always in the minority, but we have never lost someone that shares our ideology. That is not possible.

What does the left believe these days? NOTHING. Not one thing. They do not possess the morality nor the intellectual capacity TO believe anything. You know this, yet are unwilling to believe that these folks want all other people to be miserable. No matter how overwhelming the evidence. We simply do not believe that anyone could be that evil, yet we see them doing things that normal people DO NOT DO.

For instance, in my field, cavity wall insulation makes good sense, yet there are definitely people that do not have cavity wall insulation. It makes your house more energy efficient, saving you money, yet still there are people that do not take advantage of the savings. That is your individual choice. The Left wants to FORCE you to use that insulation or GO TO JAIL. On the surface, this seems to be a good idea, it saves you money, reduces the demand for energy, and CONSERVES resources, but is that why the Left wants this legislation?

It is NOT.

The reason that the left wants this legislation is to allow for the further acceptance of their JUNK SCIENCE of Anthropomorphic Global Warming. They continually screech that the data is irrefutable, yet there is literally no data that supports the idea that there is ANY global warming. You know, like ACTUAL WARMING.

Why is it that the Left demands that normal people accept their ever-changing conception of science, mathematics, philosophy, morality, honor, value, or ethics based on nothing but a daily whim? There simply must be a reason, doesn't there?

There is a reason and it is very unpleasant.

Those on the Left have accepted an "ideology" that states simply there are no FACTS. This notion is not one that just cropped up yesterday either, it has been developing for the better part of one hundred years. Yes, there exist those in this world that allow the notion that knowledge cannot be gained. They write books about it, they give lectures on it, and they espouse it daily in their opinion columns.

They argue mightily against anything that is proven to be true. And they have a vested interest in you denying that there are undeniable truths. They have developed very successful methodologies to ensure that you do not speak against their LACK OF STANDARDS.

I am not the only person that sees the evidence that supports my theories. Take the forty-eight minutes necessary to watch this video. It is telling.



Do you want further PROOF of the Left's absolute lack of morality? How about a BABY SHAKER GAME for your iPhone? Folks, dang, just dang.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

TD knows how much I utterly dislike Beyonce' (even though he seems to think that she is hot). So he sent me a love message that made my day!! I peed my pants on this one!

This came from Mitchieville: Beyonce is a Great Singer.**

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**Drink warning

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A Change of Pace for my Post - Poor People

I usually get up, do some work to get that in my mind to keep me from playing internet watchdog all day, brew some coffee, and then read the news. My post usually comes after that. A comment from last night has been gnawing at me, though, and I decided to mix the schedule up a bit.

Thanks, Patrick, a lot of what you say makes me think about things that I normally wouldn't think about.

Let's talk about poor people and ways to genuinely help them to NOT BE POOR.

Our economy is a very mixed bag here in the United States. We have the federal government pouring over all kinds of data to try to accomplish certain things. Now, remember, government employees are usually morons. Why would getting the Fed involved in the economy EVER be a good thing? To have morons in charge of the MONEY THINGS the WORLD over is probably a bad idea.

Witness the New Moron President. He has not made one move that any intelligent person would make on any issue, the economy is no different. Just a little history, when Democrats are in charge of this country, everyone LOSES money. Even the poor people. Why is that and what can we do about it?

The obvious answer is to never elect Democrats, but the Republicans also went on a spending spree when they were in charge. So, they cannot be trusted much more than Democrats, who can NEVER be trusted.

Since I firmly believe that every problem has a solution, I thought about poor people. I really thought about it, to the tune of losing about thirty minutes of sleep. You see, I am NOT a moron, so solving problems doesn't take fifty years for me.

For poor people to stay poor they have to continue to do exactly what people that are poor do, which is NOTHING. There are plenty of folks that lose their jobs, have very little money for a short period of time, and then get another job. They suffer setbacks. But, the folks that are perpetually poor do not follow that model.

If you want poor folks to enjoy the success that UNpoor folks enjoy in this country, QUIT GIVING THEM FREE STUFF. Just stop doing it.

If you look back across the years, you shall notice that instead of reducing the number of poor folks in this country, government subsidies have INCREASED them to the point of entire families never having hit a lick at a snake. I have seen this exact thing with three complete generations of a family living in a Section 8 housing complex for their entire lives with no one in the family ever having a job.

Patrick commented, "Why did you climb Everest?" Because it was there. "Why are you on welfare?" That answer is definitely obvious.

I remember back in my youth, my parents would tell me to stay away from the bums, they were not good people. Now, there are entire government and private agencies set up to EXALT the bums. Folks, that is screwed up.

We have gotten to the point of actually allowing others to make us feel guilty for NOT wanting to help people that obviously DO NOT want to do anything for themselves. When the Democrats closed down all of the mental institutions back in the 1960s, of course we suddenly got a glut of those folks that could not work. THEY WERE CRAZY!!!!

Now, we have entire cottage industries set up to EXTORT government money to help those folks that are NOT crazy, but are too damn lazy to work. Stop giving these people money, and you will help eradicate the homeless and poor people problem in this country.

And for the love of G_d, quit sending money to the Third World dictatorships around the globe, maybe if they are left to their own devices, they can become human beings again.

I am dreadfully tired of picking up the paper, on a daily basis, and reading some sob story about some mother that has thirteen children with thirteen different fathers, and no source of income. She did it, no one else did.

Cut them off.

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Monday, April 20, 2009

Just Flat OUT Blog Pimping -Lesson One

There are a few regulars here that comment daily and they feel like family. The post about the Liberal Utopia prompted a comment trail like I haven't had since the very earliest days of this blog before FEEDS.

Anyhoo, a liberal took offense at my post and commented a few times disputing the "facts" behind my post. Just so you are FULLY aware, if you use Mississippi as the standard for what is purchased with your tax-for-welfare dollars, we are getting robbed BLIND. The overwhelming MAJORITY of the people that I deal with on gummint assistance are fully capable of supporting themselves, THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO.

Anyhoo Squared, TXMarko brought up the Katrina "victim" in New Orleans that was bitching about her "ghetto" apartment and having the big screen television. Yes, I have that photo on this blog somewhere, but I posted so much stuff about Katrina, I would have a hard time finding it.

Andy the Urban Redneck
to the rescue! His very first blog post had the very same photo plus some more stuff about this poor, poor woman that was suffering so badly.

Just so you know, I WORKED for a management company that owned eleven gummint subsidized housing projects in Mississippi from around 1988-1993 or so. Believe me, this woman is NOT the exception, but the RULE.

They are DEADBEATS, through and through.

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ABC News: DJIA Sharply Lower Because of "Profit Taking"

Occasionally, I hear stuff on the news that is aired for no particular reason, but I have started to listen to the market report on ABC daily. It is a F*CKING laugh riot.

Today, at noon, ABC News stated that the Dow Jones Industrial Average is sharply lower today because of "profit taking." Let's just look at where the "profit" is with regards to the DJIA. Because, just from memory, I know that window for those "profit takers" is somewhat small. Let's find it.

Now, recall, we are talking about the Dow Jones Industrial Average companies, these are not the day trader stocks, these are Blue Chips that people buy to KEEP. And the DJIA is DOWN today, BECAUSE OF PROFIT TAKERS.

From the last week (April 13-20) and then the last Month:
Wow, we are getting slaughtered this past week. Profit is not there, huh? Let's hang on to these, maybe we can make it up.

In the past month, we are seeing a good return on expensive stocks, maybe it is a good idea to sell off these things. Over six percent is a pretty good return in one month, but REMEMBER, these are Blue Chips, we buy and hold them.

Let's hold them.










Now, let's look at the last three months and then six months:

Shit, shit, shit.
















How about the last year and then the last two years:

Yeah, it's profit takers that have run down the DJIA today. It could NOT possibly be the fact that we have a admitted MARXIST in the White House and the most anti-business Congress that has ever existed in this country.

Profit taking, INDEED. Folks, Barry Obama can say all he wants to about the economy coming back, BUT when the market is decidedly DOWN, (not just today, either) unemployment is continuing to skyrocket, banks are being seized by the FDIC, production is plummeting, new housing starts fall by eleven percent in the month of March, we have a new minimum wage increase slated to hit in three months, and government spending has gone through the roof, quintupling the deficit, there is ABSOLUTELY NO HOPE OF THE ECONOMY GETTING BETTER.

Plant a damn garden, TODAY.

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Moving Day












Two weeks ago, I embarked on a huge journey to life improvement. I left my two bed/two bath apartment to move onto the base. My life collection of crap is minimal, at best, and as you can see, all of it could have fit into my smallest bedroom. :(

I opted to move on the base because it offered the comfort and security of a leave it to beaver community, a kick ass backyard for my kid (really and truly its just my crazy dog) and a closer step to my friends since as of late I have been falling into a saddened state of existence :). The pictures above reflect my meager life collection. What I can say about having a little bit of belongings goes a long way in the desire to pack items. I can also say that I don't remember having as deep a hatred for moving as I do know (probably because my folks did 99% of the work when I was a kid).

It took ten people exactly 15 minutes to move my belongings and a very gracious NCO with a huge ass trailer (yes) for the charge of pizza and soda.
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Flash forward to the awesomeness that is now a 1500 square foot house with a yard!!! Now I can lay out in my yard as my dog prepares to race in the Indy 500 looping mad dog circles around the fence! It now takes 2 minutes to get to work and 5 minutes to get to the heart of the town. Trash, landscaping, utilities, and water are all included and I own my own trash can!! I have a garage and a backyard shed. Did I forget to mention that everything in the house has been refurbished, i know who my neighbors are and I don't have to hear goth people try to have sex (it's a very creepy sound at night).
The only thing that's missing is the most important guy in my world...

Saturday, April 18, 2009

A Utopia for the Leftists

I have been giving this Utopia thing a lot of thought and when I concentrate on a problem, I can usually solve it. I think that I hit a homerun with this one, too.

Let's look at the laundry list of what liberals want for themselves.

1. Free healthcare
2. Free housing
3. Free food
4. Free clothes
5. Free education
6. Total equality
7. NO SMOKING!!!!
8. Homosexual sex all day, every day
9. No babies
10. Rules made by a central authority
11. Everyone makes the same amount of money
12. NO BIG BUSINESS!!!
13. Abolition of fossil fuel consumption.
14. No hunting
15. Outlaw all firearms
16. NO CHURCHES, EVAH!!!!
17. Any and every pet project ever mentioned by liberals.

My solution is to give them exactly what they want. I present, the ULTIMATE LIBERAL UTOPIA!



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Week in Review

This week has proven to be chock-filled with running hither and yon, never enough time to complete a DAMN thing, and barely keeping up with work. Aw Hell, I did not keep up with work at all.

Here's a quick recap of my week. Monday, into Jackson for two meetings, dinner with the kid, back home at 10:00pm to work. Tuesday, into Jackson for two meetings (one with the accountant), back home at 5:00pm to work. Wednesday, into Jackson for still another THREE meetings (one ended in me writing a damn check for taxes), Navy swearing in with the boy, Jackson Tea Party, dinner with the boy, back home at 9:00pm to work. Thursday, work, then into Jackson for a meeting and then dinner with the boy, visit his sister in the hospital until 10:30pm, back home to work. Friday, work, then scoop the boy and off to McComb, dinner with the boy's uncle, who is keeping boy until Tuesday because boy has drill in McComb, home at 8:30pm to work. Today, work, then annual crawfish boil until about 3:00pm, then home to work.

I am not bitching, BUT...during that whole screwed up week, I just knew that there were people sitting on their couch at home, eating gummint cheese, watching Orpah on their big screen television, waiting on their government check to go buy alcohol and cigarettes with MY (and your) DAMN MONEY.

Sadly, I think that my philosophical brethren are fighting a losing battle against those that want their gummint cheese paid for by my philosophical brethren.

The problem with fighting back against those deadbeats that sit at home and rake in our money is that WE are working while they are protesting and lobbying Congress for STILL MORE GUMMINT CHEESE.

Wednesday was awesome. Those folks that did attend a Tea Party KNOW it, too. Those of us that work and support all of those that don't finally made a stand on a workday, in the middle of the week, on a church night, that happened to be Tax Day. And we showed up in droves. I have seen all kinds of estimates for exactly how many of us attended, but PJTV has the estimate set the highest that I have seen, at 618,068 nationwide. Here is Mississippi.

What was this thing about for me? It is about the fact that I am self-employed, trying to eek out a living for me and my family, while getting taxed to ever-loving death. Here's a startling news story about the percentage of folks that say their taxes are "about the right amount." That number of people oddly represents the EXACT NUMBER of people that DO NOT PAY TAXES. Isn't it funny? NOT. TO. ME.

Oddly enough, with President Obama's HUGE, HUGE, HUGE spending program, Illinois is going to receive one ninth of ALL federal money spent on infrastructure. Population of the United States is 306 million folks, Illinois has 12.4 million of the total US population. That is slightly higher than ONE TWENTY-FOURTH of the population. Membership DOES have its privileges, huh?

But, while Obama is on the flat-out, insane spending spree, strangely tax receipts have plummeted by fourteen percent, while spending has increased by thirty-three percent. Also, through the first quarter of 2009, the deficit is UP TWO HUNDRED SIX PERCENT! Yes, President George w. Bush and the Democrat Congress spent our money unwisely, but compared to Barry Obama and the Democrat Congress, Bush was a fiscal conservative HAWK. Obama has doubled the deficit of the entire HISTORY of our country in less than three full months. In case you are unsure, this is decidedly BAD. Obama is already the WORST. PRESIDENT. EVAH.™

Most intelligent folks knew that Barry Obama was a really, really stupid guy even before he began his run for the presidency, but there were not only intelligent folks voting. It seems that when you add the really dumb folks that actually have jobs, around seven million, to the sixty-two million DEADBEATS that voted for Obama, you do have a majority of the population. Sadly, he was elected. At least we now know that there are at least 69.4 MILLION really, really stupid people in this country. It helps us smart people to know how many stupid folks there are here, you know.

In this past week, while I was busy taking care of business, paying my taxes, and lending my son to the protection of 69.4 million stupid people, Barry was yucking it up with Hugo Chavez, the Communist dictator from Venezuela. That is INSULTING, folks. Chavez first gained popularity with stupid sheeple, the philosophical brethren of Barry Obama's ideology, in 1992, when he attempted a violent overthrow of a democratically elected government. Oddly enough, the revolution starting receiving support after Venezuela starting implementing policies EXACTLY LIKE THOSE PUSHED BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION. Contradiction? Leftist? Aw, Hell to the naw. Thought and facts? What are those to a leftist?

What can you say about Obama hanging with Chavez? At least he didn't bow to the murdering dictator of a Communist country. YET.

What is the good news from Hollywood this week? 'Che,' the movie loosely based on Barry Obama's HERO, has even underperformed 'Heaven's Gate,' the standard for a money losing project out of Hollywood. Still, 'Che' is getting the glowing reviews that 'Brokeback Mountain' received.

Folks, you just cannot make this stuff up.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

A Day in the Life - Dang! (UPDATED!!!)

UDPATE: The video I linked below was the CNN broadcast on their network. Below, Founding Bloggers posted their own video of the VERY SAME CNN REPORTER just after her broadcast. I posted that link below. Watch what CNN broadcast and then watch what happened RIGHT AFTER.

Today has been something else. My son did his swearing in for his Navy service and we got the the Jackson, Mississippi Tea Party just in time to participate in the Pledge of Allegiance. Folks, I was stunned. Stunned. *Click the images to get them SWOLE*

For those of y'all that are NOT familiar with Jackson, Mississippi, it is a burnt out husk of a city, much like St. Louis. Completely run and controlled by Democrats since the DAWN OF TIME. There are virtually no businesses downtown, and the State Legislature is NOT in session right now, so even those folks and their aides are not around. I anticipated 300 people, MAYBE.

My son and I had just left the MEPS building and drove the six or so blocks toward the Capitol and people were EVERYWHERE. We quickly turned down a couple of side streets and parked near the Archives and History Building about four blocks away from the Capitol.

The aerial shows approximately the size of the crowd when we finally got there. Seriously, I got chill bumps, folks. I was really wondering if anyone would show up at all. DANG!



Having never attended a protest in my life, I had no idea what to expect and my boy and I were really pressed for time. I banged off a few photos for y'all with my phone. Sorry, I did not plan ahead.

I counted four hundred fifty people on just ONE SIDE of the main walk to the Capitol steps. You can ask Matt Friedeman, I had CHILL BUMPS on my arms. I had never felt anything like it to actually KNOW in the deepest recesses of my mind that there are other people, JUST LIKE ME, fed up with the taxing and spending.






We did not walk around too much because the speakers had already started. I walked up onto the hill next to the steps near the end of that red line in the aerial. Standing over the crowd was actually breathtaking. Folks, you just do not know what a ghost town Jackson is, especially on a Wednesday at 4:00. These people had to come into the area from all points on the compass. They were NOT already downtown. I saw one car tag from Lee County, which is about 200 miles away. I am not sure if there was a Tea Party in Tupelo, but if the Jackson one was any indication, I would assume there was.

When we were leaving, I asked two Mississippi Highway Patrol officers if there were any problems. NONE. I asked two more Capitol Police officers. NONE. I did NOT see a single news van in the area, but there were ambulances parked nearby with a trailer rig for an emergency hospital. KUDOS to the folks that put this on. Great job, perfect job.

These were the two best looking people at the Jackson, Mississippi Tea Party, although there were a bunch of other people that were pretty damn close to being as handsome.











My thanks to you, son. I couldn't be more proud of you.









One final thought. What do you think this CNN reporter is thinking while at the Chicago Tea Party? CNN is no longer a legitimate news source. If you watch CNN, you are watching agitprop delivered to you from the federal government.



This is the video of the CNN reporter and what happened AFTER she went on the air. BIASED? AW, F*CK NAW.



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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Uh, Evolutionists Lurve Science!

I have no clue why Darwinists seem to gravitate into my orbit of serenity, but they do.

Quickly now, if all matter was condensed in an orb of all matter, HOW DID IT GET THERE?

This is BEFORE the Big Bang.

HELLO?!?!?!?!

"That matter has always been there."

Uh, okay. How in the mortal Hell is that possible? An effect without a cause?

Evolution is the farthest thing from science imaginable.

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Sunday, April 12, 2009

Beans Topical Rant

Normally, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt. I was always raised to believe innocent until proven guilty, that is until about, October of last year, when my world fell into this blackened oblivion that exists today. As a person of 24 (going on 25), I have learned that many of my friends are failing quickly in the friend department. I am sure that most of it attributes to my attempt at having some moral value that I am no longer willing to sacrifice. Since October of last year, my friend count has been on a sad decline. It is unfortunate, but it will either end in my creation of a bitter future self or end in the attainment of what, in my life, I consider most precious to me (TD).

Since I am not married, my invitation to the married couples parties is very rare. I do not consider myself single so my refusal to party the night away with the single folks is extremely high. Basically, I spend most nights at home on my couch snacking on carrots (I lost four pounds---yeaaaaa). It is a tiring roundabout of solitude...I digress....

I have lost a few guy friends out of stupidity. Maybe it's me. Maybe I say something that gives them the impression that I want to be alone with them...or maybe they are just stupid..notice where I am leaning to? So about a week ago, at a CGO event, I had a buddy of mine say:

HIM: "We should totally hang out."
Me: "Uhhh...No"
Him: You busy?"
Me: No.
Him: " Well, why not?"
Me: "Two things. One, I consider myself involved with someone and I think its foul to hang out with another man without him here. Two, perception. I don't want people assuming we are together. You and I hanging out is a bad idea. I enjoy my reputation. We are friends, but within limits."
Him: "Why would he get mad. It's not like I wanna hook up with you. You know that. You're just my bud."
Me: "Doesn't matter. I am not willing to break that rule. Some things are more important than friendship."

Parents, please teach your sons that it is never okay to hang with a girl unless he is dating her. The concept of a man and woman hanging out as friends is stupid.

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I Shall Be at the State House on Wednesday

Most of you are well aware that the New Moron President has decided to try to shift our country to the FAIL model of government even more so than his predecessors. In an effort to push back against an even larger federal government, those that are limited government types have organized Tea Parties across the entire country to protest this federal government expansion. Philosophically, I am in their camp, but I am not the protesting type.

UNTIL NOW.

I am an individualist that seeks like-minded people with whom to TRADE. I am also a Billy Badass that defends those who share my own philosophy because I stand to benefit from their individual success.

And NEVER, I mean EVER, threaten women with violence anywhere around me. Billy Badass DOES NOT play that shit.

Lemme show you the "reasoned debate" from someone that wants to FORCE you to support them.
From Huffington Post: Video of Tea Party insanity: "Burn the books!"

From HonestAmerican: The #teaparty violence is coming. Keep children at home.

From jimnnoke: Hey tea baggers, going to send back the Obama Stimulus middle class tax refund check when it comes?


From Cody_Kessler: RT Shoq: RT cindyscott54: SUCK IT #TCOT !!

From tqjones44: Fox News is going dn 4 inciting violence & anarchy..massive calling effort underway in2 every single 1 of their advertisers

Here's the rub in this, they honestly think that they are RIGHT in their hatred. Plus, they are too stupid to understand or too incompetent to think past WHAT THEY WERE TOLD.

Lemme impart a little wisdom.

It is NOT WRONG for you to want people to SUPPORT THEMSELVES.

It is NOT WRONG for you to want to MAKE A PROFIT.

It is NOT WRONG for you to WORSHIP G_D.

It is NOT WRONG for you to KEEP WHAT YOU EARN.

It is NOT WRONG for you to DEFEND YOUR FAMILY FROM CRIMINALS.

It is NOT WRONG for you to EAT MEAT.

It is NOT WRONG for you to ENJOY AIR CONDITIONING.

It is NOT WRONG for you to PRAY IN PUBLIC.


However, it IS WRONG for you to try to FORCE others to do as you decide to do. That is the nature of being a liberal. The liberal mindset is that humans must be FORCED to do as liberals say.

I REFUSE. I want to take this opportunity to tell all liberals, "YOU ARE NOT MY MASTER. I AM."

Join me.

Find a Tea Party close to you, and BE THERE.

Take the kids, too. If violence happens, let them see who it is that starts it, and let them see who stops it. They need to witness what is RIGHT and what is WRONG.

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

One More Day or So...

I am about finished with the overwhelming amount of slavery that I grabbed in the last month, so hopefully a BIG SLEEP is in my near future. I have no clue what the first of the week shall bring with two reviews to handle.

I hope that both clients will be satisfied and PAY ME. Money, profit, and income are ALWAYS good things.

Of course, in lieu of actual webbywordyblarking, I have been pumping Twittah full of awesome over the past two weeks and have had marginal success in the ranking of my mediocrity. TwitterGrader currently shows "meanolmeany" ranked at 12,295 out of 1,970,743. Our Twittah is also ranked FOURTH in Jackson and NINETEENTH in Mississippi. So, we are getting PURDY DANG SKRONG on Twittah. Please note on the Jackson and the Mississippi rankings, we are DIRECTLY behind the Clarion Ledger, the world's WORST newspaper. That's funny.

Oh, add the DAMN FEED to this blarq, too. I can't figure out that damn feed, one day it's at 22 readers and the next it is at 60 readers. Little hepp on that from a KNOWY person?

Linky dumping to follow:

I have been a G-Mail player for a few years now and really think that it is awesome. Over the past month, they have been adding features like mad and one that I really like is the improved search tool. That search has gotten so much better that at some point in the very near future, labels might be all but irrelevant. Google developers are DAMN competent.

The Mayor of Mitchieville was running a series this past week called, "Why Can't I Find a Damn Jobby-Job" and it was quite possibly the highlight of the Interspacywebbs this month. Seriously, why anyone would even SPEAK to a Democrat, must less hire one, dumbfounds me.

You all know how much I like Kevin Jackson's The Black Sphere, and this video of him punking out FDR is no exception. Watch it. Here, Jackson takes on Barry's desire to control the weather.

In the United States, NO national media outlet will say a single derogatory word about the Obamoron. Gladly, they do not have that same problem in the United Kingdom. Pantywaist?

Even with the New Moron President and his merry band of feckless idiots setting new stupidity records, Hillary Clinton stands alone in the Hatetard class.

Billy Bob Thornton interviews Joaquin Phoenix. Wouldn't take open a BLACKHOLE of idiocy?

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Friday, April 10, 2009

A Day in the Life

Since the minimum wage is quickly lurching toward ONE MILLION DOLLARS PER HOUR, here's an excerpt from an actual conversation:

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: Hey, buddy, you got a coupla dollars?

Me: Certainly. (As I continue to get into the car.)

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: (Walking up to the car window.) Well, are you going to give it to me?

Me: I shall give you two dollars to wash my car.

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: (Arching eyebrows to scary proportions.) Are you serious?

Me: Absolutely.

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: You are only going to pay me two dollars to wash a car?

Me: Yup.

Dirty, filthy, homeless type dude: Fuck you dude.

Me: Bathe first, you might have a chance.

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Yes, Obama is WRONG on Everything (UPDATED!!!)

I saw an asinine article this morning that quoted Obama as saying that the economic recovery has been in full swing, yet SOME indicators are lagging behind. I seriously searched for ONE SINGLE indicator that said that a recovery was even in the works, but I cannot find one. AT ALL.

This graph shows the Dow for the last YEAR, since the major fellating Barrystream Media picked that indicator to trash Bush for the last two years of his presidency. Ignore the fact that the Democrats were running the show during those two years, we are of the mindset now that a President is the one that spends "GOVERNMENT" money.

You see, the typical IMPORTANT person that is living in this country wakes up in the morning (or evening) and GOES TO WORK. They are somewhat informed in what is going on in the world, but they do not search for even more stuff like I do, they simply do not have the time. They expect the national media to perform the job that is the media's responsibility from the media's rights granted by the First Amendment. Yet, those typical working folks do not get a single story that is not bent to protect the Collectivists that are running the government now.

(Make NO mistake, even if you simply serve tables in a restaurant, YOU are the MOST important person in the damn world in relationship to the BETTERMENT of the ENTIRE world. You are the very epitome of a success story.)

Know in the deepest pits of your soul, the Barrystream Media HAS A MISSION. They are from the government funded colleges of journalism and are Hell bent on remaking this country in the image of some Third World Country. Success and achievement are NOT in their agenda anywhere.

Look at it this way, any money that the government spends MUST come from somewhere. They do not print tee-shirts or bumper stickers, nor do they even sell coffee. That money was MADE by someone else in the private sector.

In other words, for government to spend ONE SINGLE PENNY, that money must be taken from the economy for them to even have it. The money that they spend is AT BEST a zero sum gain. This "AT BEST" cannot by definition ever happen, because that money is filtered through NUMEROUS layers of bureaucracy and there is a FEE for that filtering process.

Anyone can understand this simple concept. Anyone that chooses to see it for what it LITERALLY is. If the government takes money from businesses, those businesses do NOT have that money that was earned by them to spend on the things that are important to BUSINESS. The same thing is true for the individual that earns money. If government takes money from an individual, that individual does NOT have that money to spend as they see fit.

See the situation clearly by example. Government wanted to spend TWO years and FOUR million dollars to do what PRIVATE CITIZENS accomplished in EIGHT DAYS.

Private citizens took ONE PERCENT of the time that government required to accomplish what was sure to be less than adequate. Grasp that reality, because IT IS FACT.

Now, if you are of the mindset that you do not want to SACRIFICE your family for the betterment of the government or the people that do not contribute anything to the world, then you better STAND UP and GET INVOLVED. We, the folks that do not want alms from the LOOTERS, must take control of the FUTURE.

NOW.

UPDATE: Uh, Albert Einstein, you do realize that YOU can decide to spend YOUR money on individual projects that YOU deem worthy. If you think that everyone should have someone else provide their medical insurance, CHOOSE a family to provide that insurance FOR. Take it upon YOURSELF to purchase that insurance for that family. As far as I am concerned, that family should provide their own.

Oh, and shut the fuck up.

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Thursday, April 09, 2009

Two Dogs Reads the News AGAIN

Tomorrow is garbage day so I just took my can to the street. Guess what was in my driveway? Yep, today's Clarion Ledger. This is bizarre because it was not there today. It must have been delivered around dark-thirty.

Weird.

But, today there was an article in the paper about the ONE BABY-KILLING CLINIC in Mississippi. It seems they had a "bomb scare."

To translate "bomb scare" into normal "Non-Moronese," it means they found a hobo's clothing bundle.

Money shot:
She said she could not recall any other bomb scare in recent years.
And you know what? THEY STILL HAVEN'T HAD A BOMB SCARE! THEY FOUND SOME HOBO'S CLOTHES! Look at the damn photo, the only person that would think that was a bomb is someone that is dumb enough to make their living KILLING BABIES!

Also in the news in JACKTOWN, THREE GAS STATIONS ROBBED IN A SINGLE HOUR! It sounds like a POH-LEECE officer did it, too!

Detroit, look out, Jacktown is going to catch you in the SUCK DEPARTMENT!

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People Expect Me to be MAGIC

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Client: This is simply too much money, we have to cut the cost.

Me: Not a problem, there are plenty of things we can remove to lower the cost.

Client: OH NOES!!!! All of those things have to be kept, but the price has to be cheaper.

Me: You want me to lower the cost WITHOUT removing anything from the project?

Client: You're the professional, that's your JOB!

Me: You do realize that these things are TANGIBLE items, they are not IMAGINARY?

Client: Why are you such a smartass?

Me: You are asking me to BE MAGIC.

Client: You have been up until NOW.

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Cover of Dr. Akeith's Favorite Sawng



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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Two Dogs Reads the News

Since I canceled delivery of the Clarion Ledger, I still receive the paper about three or four days of every week. Today was one of those days.

While enjoying my Little Willies hamburger and twice baked potato, I enjoyed this GEM on the Op-Ed page of the Clarion Ledger. Read it and hurry back.

That article was written by the nameless, faceless staff moron at the C-L.

Lemme offer a little background on our area.

The Jackson Metro area is exactly like all cities in this country run by Democrats. It is a rotting corpse of what used to be the center of activity in the immediate area. Until the VICTIMS took over.

Since the rise to power of the VICTIM CLASS, there is literally no industry left in Jackson, schools are terrible, crime is so far out of the norm that data sets cannot keep up with it, and pretty much the entire employment base is centered on government. Hell, even CHURCHES that were established in the 1800s are fleeing like rape victims.

Why is this happening in an area that just thirty years ago was a bustling metropolis of activity?

Because of this one little line in that Op-Ed:
Jackson and Byram should move on and seek cooperation rather than competition.

What those that are tasked with reporting the "NEWS" in our area completely ignore is that COMPETITION is good and brings the most successful to the top. There is a definite WINNER in the battle of ideology.

The only way that Jackson can offer anything to anyone is to WIN THAT COMPETITION. Since the vast majority of people that live in Jackson believe that competition is inherently BAD, much like the nameless, faceless staff moron at the Clarion Ledger, they shall NEVER taste success UNTIL THEY RECOGNIZE THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT!

Even those idiots that think that competition is bad, want to win that competition or either have everything turn out to be a tie.

Now do you recognize the dangers brought about by allowing all the kids to bat and never keeping score? Lemme help, in that scenario, you wind up with only LOSERS.

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WTW - Drive-By Blogging

It's that time of year, folks, the kids are all getting together to have their Spring party known lovingly as "The Prom." Some try to cram as much FAIL in as possible.

These kids from Punahou School succeeded. Oddly, the dumbest kid to ever go to school there is now the leader of the free world.

While the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School is currently partying like it is 1917, those in his FIRST RELIGION are working on figuring out the compass and basic mathematics, how to prepare food, OH! and FIRE.

One of the very first things that the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School has to figure out to control his prom, is the suppression of all news that PROVES him to be stupid. You know, kinda like the Chinese or the other ideologues that Dumbest Kid lurves.

And what better way to start the mass confusion in the media and other places than to start hiring obvious IDIOTS to perform tasks that require INTELLIGENCE and COHERENCE? Folks, FUCKING KUMAR has a White House job. Grasp that reality.

Just so you know, the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School has set the standard for the WORST EMPLOYMENT RECORD EVAH for a new president. The. Worst. Record. Evah. I seriously have tried to figure out a positive way to spin that, FAIL.

Articulate. Clean. Something, something, something.

Even his supporters, when actually sounding like they have something to tell you, SAY NOTHING.

Another little hiccup in the policies of the Dumbest Kid from Punahou School points to the fact that even though the whole damn world supposedly lurves us now, they are all shooting rockets, and killing folks, and shit. Contradictions CANNOT exist in reality, people.

Since there has been some discussion about CONTROL of firearms, let's see what Kevin Jackson has to say.

Now, here's a song about a car.



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Monday, April 06, 2009

Drive-By Blogging - Translating the News

While the sandpoundingly stupid president of the United States, Barry Odumba, tours Europe trying to gin up support for his Communist governing plans, some reporters are beginning to see something that has been blatantly obvious all along.

Since I am currently proficient in ALL languages equally, I thought that I would translate this one that is published in ENGLISH, which most intelligent people thought was a dead language.

"FOR FUCKING BLOODY SHITS, THIS GUY IS A MORON!"

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Oh, and by the way, if y'all shall notice, I have dropped to the number 19 political blog in Mississippi. Oddly, this coincided with a reduced blog posting from my site, so I didn't think anything about it. Come to find out, there is another metric that Blognetnews had added and I was ranking a ZERO while some other blogs were kicking my ass in that metric. We'll see how things shake out next week with all metrics being counted for my blog. Remember, we are only concerned with beating out JFP.

And add the DAMN feed, yo!

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Trolling the news

I was in my car today, driving to Walgreen's when I heard that a leader, one whom will remain unnamed, has overturned an 18 year ban preventing the media from going berserk and photographing a dead soldiers return home....Of all things insane and asinine that are going on since a certain time frame last year, this is the one event that has pissed me off beyond all points.

I have been through heartache, pain, and as of lately a long standing sorrow, but dammit..how does one allow themselves to stoop so low as to ignore the respect and privacy deserving of our fallen men and women...it's a truly dark day when celebrities are provided better treatment than our fallen heroes.

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Drive-By Blogging - Who's to Blame

For the past eight years, there has been one MAN blamed for EVERYTHING that went wrong in the world. Everything that goes wrong in the world now is also the fault of one man.

Here he is at the height of his intelligence. Gosh that brand spanking new tricycle must have cost a mint. And he grew up so damn poor, you remember? Food stamps and all, according to his own words.

Leftards, understand that we now get ALL of our success or failure from the same place. Y'all are the ones that taught us that. There are repercussions to your ideology, find them.

BTW, y'all can't find them because y'all are just plain stupid.

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Saturday, April 04, 2009

Drive-By Blogging - Gun Control (UPDATED!!!)

With the shoot-em-ups going on in the past few days, you better go AMMO UP. There will be intellectually incurious folks calling for the abolition of the Second Amendment on Monday. Buy as many firearms and as much ammunition as you can, even to the point of maxing the credit cards. Those credit cards aren't going to be worth anything in about a month anyway.

Y'all know this is going to cause the morons in Congress to do something really, really stupid. And the fact that we have a gun-grabber in the White House means that our Constitutional RIGHT to defend ourselves is in jeopardy.

Nevermind the fact that neither of the shooters was a law-abiding citizen and one was legally unable to OWN FIREARMS. GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM TO THESE IDIOTS.

Also, understand the progression of what is about to happen. In the United Kingdom, they had to practically go door-to-door to remove the guns from the country. When crime started going through the roof, ANYWAY, they were unable to defend themselves. NOW, the UK morons are going to OUTLAW KNIVES.

Good Lord, we are so screwed.

UPDATE: I was told that this post was less than clear, so I must pithy it up a tad.

This post is about KILLING. Most people understand that in order to be KILLED, you must either be involved in an accident or involved in an act of violence. Yes, a car wreck is an act of violence AND usually an accident.

The ideology that allows people to believe that outlawing guns will work to curb gun violence is the same ideology that allows people to believe that you can outlaw ACCIDENTS. Outlawing guns to decrease gun violence is the same premise as to outlaw accidents to decrease accidental electrocution. Chew on that and then get back to me. If you cannot grasp that concept, we'll have to back up a bit, but I don't mind.

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Friday, April 03, 2009

And The Nation said to Two Dogs - Part II

The Nation and I wasted a good portion of Thursday afternoon solving the current problems of the day in NORMAL ways that shall never be offered from the MORONS in DC. No, neither of us shall ever run for public office because we are too busy trying to find new and inventive ways to MAKE MONEY.

MAKING MONEY is a good thing, in case you are unaware. MAKING A PROFIT IS GOOD.

In today's political climate, the man that earns a profit on his work is considered to be EVIL. The only thing more evil than that ideology is someone that refuses to see that condemning a man for making a profit is WRONG. How did we arrive at the absolutely asinine point of saying that profit is BAD? Obviously, there are people that have a vested interest in everyone being a slave to a ruling class.

Now, on to some other points. The idea that some businesses are TOO BIG TO FAIL came up in our discussion. We agree that this is icing on an already ruined cake. Face it, General Motors and Chrysler FAILED. American International Group FAILED. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac FAILED. Grasp this concept, because there is no other way to understand it. The companies FAILED, folks. The federal government has stepped in to help a FAILED company to continue to do business in the same manner that made it FAIL.

Forget bankruptcy completely, we must pour money into these companies that are "TOO BIG TO FAIL." Even though they have already failed, let's give them money they did not earn, from people that DID earn it, and let them continue to operate with the same FAILED policies with NO COMPETITION.

The federal government has taken control of a large segment of the corporate world, is Hell bent on running that portion, with people that are too stupid to understand that you cannot spend the money that you do not have. The ideology is too bizarre to even attempt to understand for NORMAL people.

Know in the core of your very being that government control of business is a BAD IDEA and has always failed in every place that it is tried. The reason for this is because those in government have a need to continue to get reelected and they must appeal to the larger group of people that will vote for them. Quid pro quo. You vote for me, I give you that which you do not earn. The people that will vote for that politician on those terms do not want to EARN their living, they want their "something for something."

This ideology is the Autobahn to failure. Only those people that are the most deviant shall ever receive anything from that order of belief. The man that has esteem shall never beg for his needs, he EARNS them. The person that rises to the top in our current political climate is the man that has the least to offer as his accomplishment. You see it, you just refuse to see it.

What is going on in DC? Lots of stuff is happening, but there is no intelligence there, we have elected the least of the least to run the show. We continually hear of government shortfalls and the lack of funds to perform the functions of government. What we never hear is that the FAILING departments and functions are going to be cut. Why is this? It is that QUID PRO QUO, folks. Those people in DC have to keep getting elected and the way that they do that is by BUYING votes from those that depend on the handouts.

I am not saying that there are a bunch of folks lying around waiting on their government checks, it is must worse than that. There are entire industries that offer services, UNNEEDED by anyone other than government. How about those GREEN INDUSTRIES?

Unfettered capitalism would lead to new technologies faster and at a greater benefit to the economy and by default everyone equally, but government cannot let that be the case. That gets no one elected, there is no quid pro quo.

More idiotic anti-business and anti-human legislation comes from DC every day. The budget is no different. Please notice that not ONE Republican voted for the budget. I do not think that is because they want to cut out unneeded programs, I think they opposed it because none of their welfare babies were included. Yes, I think that Republicans follow the same tact of getting reelected as the Democrats. Albeit, the Republicans DO offer businesses more incentives to vote for the Republicans and that offers more WEALTH to the country and therefore the world.

Doesn't the fact that the budget got passed in the middle of the night concern you? All legislation that spends money by the damn truckload is passed in the dead of night or on the weekend when no one is watching. Everyone knows that all of those people on the Hill are crooks, why will no one say it aloud? Why? Does that mean that if we do not speak the words that their corruption doesn't exist? That does seem to be the case.

What about the FACT that we continually catch our elected officials in lies? Does it offer you more or less confidence in our government when you see them getting arrested a breakneck speeds and getting caught in fudging data?

Don't your eyebrows raise involuntarily when you hear statistics that you question? The 90% of the Mexican guns come from the US meme? BULLSHIT. Try SEVENTEEN PERCENT.

Where in the world can the current ideology lead? DETROIT. Fresh COONS indeed.

Of course we want some Obama Fried Chicken, too. RACIST!

Does it help any for us to ignore the FACT that we know they are lying? Most people know that TRUE science can only be performed without the oppression of being told what to find as the end result. Green technologies and the asinine concepts of anthropomorphic global warming just eat my very soul. What is the one thing that needs to be proven for global warming to be recognized as a scientific theory? WARMING.

If the science is based on repeatable experimentation that is one thing, but what if there exist no possible ways to perform the same experiments? Folks, that is NOT SCIENCE. Here's the hiccup in the entire "global warming" ideology, no possibility of recreating the experiment.

And those polar bears? Bullshit.

So, let's recap what we have seen since the new Moron President was inaugurated.

Folks, things are bad. Really bad.

Especially in my feed. I cannot understand why the numbers fluctuate so drastically, but add my feed HERE.

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Sorry Sir, There are ONLY Twenty-Four Hours in One Day

The linkdump folder is overflowing onto my desk and all out into the hallway outside my office, so I gotta drop the dump, NOW.

Let's start off with the basic thought processes and logic from the WORLD'S SMARTEST PERSON. Dude, seriously, I thought that I was pretty smart and I realized that just being a stinking genius is completely unacceptable now. Smart chicks RULE. (This link is to the Logic page at Marilyn vos Savant's site. MvS has the highest IQ ever recorded at 228. Skeery smart!)

Let's keep the chicks all in one big pile okay? Rightwing Sparkle gives us an update with the Nationwide Tea Partys. Just so y'all know, RWS, while she lives in Tejas, is actually a Jackson, Mississippi gurl. Hot and smart is a really good combination in my opinion.

HERE's the Google Maps to all the "Government Sucks Like a Hoover" Tea Partys. RWS says that we are currently at around 300+ hundred of them.

Pam Meister eviscerates President Doofus's FAIL at language comprehension. Words mean something.

Since RWS and Pam write for almost every publication in the entire damn world, HERE's a way to find all the media personalities on Twittah.

Twenty Twittah badges to add to your blargs or wobbynetsites. No, don't add them all, just pick one, Kemosabe.

And since we are talking about chicks and stuff, the first thing that always comes to mind for me is sex and spanking. But, this is with DUDES. Democrat DUDES.

I have a ton of links on the current state of the economy and the President Imbeciles moves to crush business, so just a brief description with each one. This is a folder cleaning, you know?

The FDIC has seized yet another bank
. That makes twenty-one this year.

Wall Street sees the combination of bank seizures and the Obama philosophy of forcing companies to fire executives as signs of things to come.

More on the Barry-Auto debacle.

Not only that, but Social Security is in dire straights. Folks, we always knew that was a damn scam.

But, at the same time, stocks rise to end the first quarter. Although the Dow loses 13%. The last time that we had a stretch like this was when we were rising from the ashes of the Johnson Administration.

The 'Tards at The Economist decide that they were wrongy-wrong-wrong-wrong about Barry. I cannot wait to be number one on the Google Search for "wrongy-wrong-wrong-wrong," because you KNOW someone will run The Google on that, too.

Still MORE good news from the fed.

The Obama deficits. Taste it. Barry is INSANE. And dangerous.

In case you were curious, yes Barry DID violate election laws and is an admitted CRIMINAL. But, now he's president, so it's all cool and yes, The New York Times covered it up. No blood, no foul.

On the Eco-Moron front, the stats from the Moron-People-Haters-Useless-Appearance-Fest from this past Saturday have been released. Absolutely STUPID.

By the way, that polar bear extinction thingy? BULLSHIT. SHOCKA!

Coupla movies for y'all.

Chris Dodd is a criminal? WTF? Who knew? How about everybody?

I love this kid's videos. Debating is NOT about graphs and charts and images, it is about your mind and the delivery of your speech. Intelligence v. Leftist. A literal slaughter, facts always win.

Also, Larry and Sergey have started a venture capital corp. It seems that they would have done that years ago, but who the Hell am I to say that?

Lastly, Iowahawk proves to us that the country is in the absolute best of hands. Chill.

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WTW - Ways to Get Around

Just a little Hit and Run Post for DT5. Enjoy the various ways that we get around down here. And since everyone thinks that only motorized transportation is used in the South, I threw in proof that we exercise, too!













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