Sunday, May 31, 2009

On the Alleged "Separation" Clause

With the murder of Dr. Tiller earlier today, the morbidly ill lefties that are joyous over his death have renewed their HATRED of Christians and religion in general. Please ignore the fact that Dr. Tiller was MURDERED in CHURCH, so the abortionist was even trying to save his soul from Hell.

I cannot COUNT the number of times that I have seen "separation," "church," and "state" typed today. Once and for all, HERE is the ONLY Place that had been UTTERED until around 1940 or so, when our descent into Communism started.

Jefferson's Letter to the Danbury Baptists

To messers. Nehemiah Dodge, Ephraim Robbins, & Stephen S. Nelson, a committee of the Danbury Baptist association in the state of Connecticut.

Gentlemen

The affectionate sentiments of esteem and approbation which you are so good as to express towards me, on behalf of the Danbury Baptist association, give me the highest satisfaction. my duties dictate a faithful and zealous pursuit of the interests of my constituents, & in proportion as they are persuaded of my fidelity to those duties, the discharge of them becomes more and more pleasing.

Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," thus building a wall of separation between Church & State. Adhering to this expression of the supreme will of the nation in behalf of the rights of conscience, I shall see with sincere satisfaction the progress of those sentiments which tend to restore to man all his natural rights, convinced he has no natural right in opposition to his social duties.

I reciprocate your kind prayers for the protection & blessing of the common father and creator of man, and tender you for yourselves & your religious association, assurances of my high respect & esteem.

Th Jefferson
Jan. 1. 1802.


This was written to a group of men in Connecticut to REMOVE the federal government from a STATE debate concerning some legal issues. The letter was written for a specific purpose and if you read it, yo can PLAINLY see that President Jefferson was saying that the federal government had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY about any state religion.

From this one little letter, we now have TOTAL FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTROL of our lives. When the leftists lie about something, WE HAVE TO CALL THEM ON IT.

No matter how frustrating it is.

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The Murder of an Abortionist

If any of y'all are watching the news, I am assuming that you are getting minutely updates on the murder of Kansas abortionist, Dr. George Tiller.

On Twittah, the leftist idiots are doing their usual trolling on Top Conservatives on Twittah (#tcot), but with a somewhat different slant. They are ghoulishly GLEEFUL that Dr. Tiller was MURDERED. It is sickening that they are exhibiting a SUICIDAL bent. They are literally joyous over the fact that this man is dead.

Never mind the FACT that I vehemently oppose every single thing that Dr. Tiller did, never mind the fact that an abortionist was in church when he was murdered, never mind the fact that obviously his murderer opposed Dr. Tiller's actions enough to kill him, THE MAN WAS MURDERED.

The left has even compiled a list of Tweets celebrating Dr. Tiller's death and are placing the blame at the feet of TCOT. Here's the list of the Tweets that they accumulated so far. Of all the Tweeters that are linked on that page, ONLY ONE has EVER added the #tcot hashtag. ONE. The rest have NEVER used that hashtag.

I read them ALL. They are LYING.

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The Sunday Cluebat

It never ceases to amaze me exactly how screwed up the "brains" of those on the left can get. Yet again this morning, the Party of the Morons has been out in full force pushing the GAY MARRIAGE ISSUE. Look, ambiguous people, you could do yourselves and everyone else a favor, if you would simply adopt the LIMITED GOVERNMENT model of marriage.

NO GOVERNMENT SANCTION OF ANY MARRIAGE AT ALL. There exists only one reason for government to recognize anything, and that is to TAX IT INTO OBLIVION. Why is it that ALL gay protesters seem to be blithering morons? Well, it is because THEY FRIGGIN' ARE. Just think, when FAR-FAR-LEFT Moronifornia got the opportunity to VOTE on Proposition Eight, y'all LOST in a landslide. You really should take a glance at the facts, Tom Cruise.

On to the DUMP.

The big story overnight is that President Moonbat took Man Arms up to Manhattan to GRAZE and see a play. I appreciate the need to bounce up-out the White House after a grueling week of FAIL, but to chunk the QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLAR BILL on the already over-taxed Republicans, is kinda silly. You know, since you are already in DC which has all the amenities of Nuevo York (<--Hat-Tip: Racist "Hispanic" moron judge). But, that IS just me talking, you know, someone that has always had to WORK for what I have. But, you probably would never understand that concept. Your date night cost MORE than the annual raise Man Arms got at the University of Chicago once you got elected Senator.

Dear Barry, speaking of that racist judge that you nominated to INFEST our Supreme Court with her WIZE Puerto Rican vagina, it is very funny how your Barrystream Media is all up in arms about her not wanting to kill enough babies for them. You know, kinda like they did with President Rapist's pick of Woody Allen Ginsburg. There is a photo on that link of President Rapist trying to figure out HOW MANY BAGS he would have to put on Woody's head to get the old meatsicle ready to PLOW. Final answer? SIX.

Another meme from the Party of the Morons is that Judge Racist has a better track record of getting overturned than Justice Alito. You know, since having SEVEN cases be sent to the Supreme Court is much BETTER than just TWO. Alito had both of his rulings overturned by the Supremes, Moron Racist is going to only have FIVE OF SEVEN overturned. Yes, in Idiotland, that is BETTER. Here's what the bloodsucking lawyers say about the two. Hmmm.

Robert Stacy McCain has a judicial roundup concerning the new Democrat member of the Klan. It's a good one, too. Funny how the Democrat steering committee, the Ku Klux Klan, will just about take anyone now, huh? But, it appears that one of the Board Members, Ted Rall, is unhappy about the easing of standards in the hater department of the Klan.

The really fun thing about having a devout anti-intellectual in the White House is that you can pretty much KNOW that every decision he makes is a decidedly BAD one. Let's rattle them off quickly.

That lobbyist ban that was such a big part of the Obamoron's campaign that was quickly jettisoned? How about allowing lobbyists from companies that received bailout money to MAKE FRIGGIN' ECONOMIC POLICY? Absolutely NOTHING can go wrong with that, yo.

What about the blaming of those PREDATORY lenders and sub-primes being the cause of the economic melt-down? Back to business as usual for the Party of the Morons. Yee-HAW! They are soooooo smart.

Still MORE corruption is recognized from the Chrysler bankruptcy. Obama wouldn't pay off Hillary's campaign debt, but those dealers will. Democrat back washing, it's what's for dinner.

Still another mash-up on "healthcare." From the "King is dead, long live the King" file. Insurance companies are inherently bad, so the government should be an insurance company. It just gets nuttier and nuttier with morons running the show.

Also, later on in the week, President Douchebag decided that white people do not have any civil rights anymore. His justice department dropped the investigation into the Black Panthers intimidation suit. But, of course, those returning military folks are STILL terrorists, according to the Obamorons.

If you shall notice, that above link is from the Canada Free Press, and the Obamoron Administration has decided to attempt to punk out all of the media that is not in their pocket. Kinda like the Robert "Bee Gee" Gibbs thingy with the UK press. Either you are FOR the Obama's method of Communism or you are against it.

Here's a glimpse into the future with a president that HATES this country. The cancer is spreading.

Gribbit pits Dr. Thomas Sowell against Barry Obama. This comparison is so utterly unfair as to rip a hole in the space-time continuum. If you want a fair comparison of Barry Obama and something, might I suggest a FERN or a week old dog turd?

Here's Barry in one of his smarter moments, just to be fair to him. Hell, he IS the President. Fair and balanced is definitely the way to go through life, son. Chris Muir's take on the carnival in the White House.

Finally, here is yet another good glimpse into the past and a comparison of where our country is headed with Barry driving it around with the turn indicator on. Left, left, left, left. You get the picture.

I linked, on Friday, Patterico's documentation of Bill O'Reilly's comments section. Oddly, Patterico got banned from the O'Reilly site even though he had PAID for the service. Check it.

To end this shitfest on a good note, here's some Sarah Palin looking and talking all MILF-y and stuff.

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Son, Believe Half of What you See

This past week has been crazy on the webbytubes, what with a devout fascist running our country. All kinds of crazy stuff spewing forth, folks.

The biggest story of the week, for me at least, was the Mancow waterboarding HOAX. That's right, it was all a damn hoax. Kathy Shaidle at Five Feet of Fury has the link. Does it shock ANYONE at all that Mancow would do something to boost his ratings? Including the attempt to become the darling of the leftist nutroots watching Keith Olbermann's show at MSNBC? You know, the show that Keith got AFTER being fired from ESPN? Yes, Keith Olbermann is so absolutely fucking stupid that he got fired from ESPN.

Speaking of what are assumed to be conservative folks that suck in my opinion, Bill O'Reilly went off on Hot Air about a COMMENT on their blog. To return the favor of blaming bloggers for COMMENTS, Patterico has been documenting the douchebag comments on O'Reilly's very own site. By the way, I have never thought that Bill O'Reilly was conservative. His past doesn't support the claim. But, again, as a journalist, you STILL have to make money and being a conservative journalist is where the money is. As a disclaimer, I do not read Hot Air.

Also, the Chrysler dealership closings are almost 100% political pay-off from the Obamoron Administration. More stuff continues to POUR out. Like not only are they closing Republican dealerships, but they are OPENING MORE Democrat ones. I am simply SHOCKED that a DEMOCRAT from CHICAGO is corrupt! What are the chances of that happening? Actually it is EIGHTY PERCENT! (In Illinois governorships, the conviction rate of Democrat governors is 100%, the Democrats HAVE A PERFECT RECORD!)

How about a BONUS Chicagoland Democrat, with ties to the New Moron President, getting busted? The good news just keeps coming about Barry Obama. At some point, Bill Clinton is going to look angelic by comparison.

Further evidence of exactly why Barry Obama is so absolutely irresponsible with money and spending comes from the fact THAT IS THE WAY HE IS IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE. I am STILL waiting for one piece of GOOD news about Barry. Still. Waiting.

What about Barry's great uncle that was the subject of all of Barry's bragging about liberating Buchenwald? Come to find out, that great uncle has NEVER spoken to Barry about it, EVAH. Wow! Barry is a politician!

And Barry is GAY, too? Strange, a dude married to a MANIMAL wants another DUDE?

The overwhelmingly CRIMINAL Executive Branch of government has also added another feather to their bonnet, one of UTTER RACISM. To readers of this blog, that comes as no surprise because we have actually taken the time to debunk the mysteries of the Dixiecrats and the Ku Klux Klan here. And we have studied the ONLY member of the Klan that is an elected Senator, too.

And now, the Party of the Klan has added another racist organization to their fold. Yes, a group of Panthers is called a KLAN. Funny how that language works out, huh?

Kevin Jackson explores why Colin Powell maintains his Republican moniker. I think that Powell is scared to go to any Democrat functions because Powell is BLACK and Democrats kinda HATE black folks.

Here's an original video produced by The Black Sphere on the future of the car industry.

On Memorial Day, a government employee was FORCED to remove a United States flag from her office. Something is seriously screwed up in this country.

In yet another installment of "why are the newspapers failing?" We received THIS.

As far as the HUGE interwebbybloggynets news is concerned, Google has released the information surrounding their latest awesomeness, Google Wave. Watch the video, it explains EVERYTHING.

I am always looking for web extensions and stuff to reduce my online footprint and consolidate all things into one package. iGoogle is really cool because you can create widgets for pretty much everything, but with Wave, all of those functions shall be Realtime. Awesome. And there is even going to be a Twittah function called Twave. Suh-weet!

By the way, HERE's Google Reader for your desktop.

Uh, WHY?

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

It's Okay to HATE White People

I have a major problem with Democrats, OTHER than their devout worship at the altar of racism. They are friggin' stupid.

The reason that I say this is they cannot even say what they mean. From some spirit of perversion, they find the need to completely mask every underlying meaning to their words. NEWSPEAK, so to speak.

Point in case, RACISM. Our language and our definitions have deteriorated to the point that we call people that are BLACK, African American. What in the mortal Hell does that even mean? Does that mean someone that is FROM Africa? Of course not. Does that mean that their ancestors originated from Africa? Well, yes, but is that NOT the friggin' CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION?

What is the cut-off for the term?

What I mean is since every single person alive can be traced back to ancestors in Africa given a perfect scenario, what is the MATH required to perform the RACE BAITING?

Twenty generations? Thirty? Or does African American ONLY apply to black people? If the latter is the case, WHY NOT JUST CALL THEM BLACK PEOPLE?

This all stems from the skivvy-jizzing over the idiot that Barack Obama nominated for the Supreme Court. Sonia Sotomayor is being heralded as the first Hispanic (or Latina) nominated. What does that even mean?

It means from the Iberian Peninsula. IT IS NOT A RACE. In the modern MORONIC terminology of idiot Democrats, it means people that are from the Spanish colonies. HOLY SHIT, that means that everyone that is SPAWNED of ancestors from colonies that were ruled by Spain are also eligible to be of the VICTIM "race" of Hispanics!

THAT MEANS ALL OF THE AMERICAS. REMEMBER?

If you use the current term, every single justice that we have EVER had is Hispanic, so that is useless.

If you use the CORRECT term of being from the Iberian Peninsula, she is NOT the first either. Justice Benjamin Cardozo's family was from Portugal, ON THE IBERIAN PENINSULA.

So, yet again, the Obamoron is lying to you and so are his cultists in the press.

Oh just forget the fact that her PERCEIVED "RACE" is inconsequential to her ability to SHIT all over our Constitution.

The absolutely WHITE nominee, Sotomayor, believes that POLICY is made at the appellate level. Kinda makes her WRONG. And WHITE.



AND ugly as a mud fence. Between her and Ginsburg (another WHITEY), there is NOT enough Viagra in the world to produce a stiffy.

It's okay to hate WHITE people, remember?

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Even a Moron Knows Joe Biden is a Moron

video

Just so you know, YES, Beretta DOES manufacture shotguns, but dang, Biden is an absolute imbecile if Jon Stewart can see that Biden is stupid.

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Obama CONTROLS the DJIA (UPDATED!!!)

With General Motors filing bankruptcy, they probably will SHALL get kicked out of the DJIA. The stock closed today at 1.15, down 0.29 or -20.14%. This is a HUGE opportunity for the Obamoron to really jump start the Dow.

Replace it with Google, which closed the day at 405.56, UP 1.20.

See? Get it? Obama can RECOVER the economy simply by forcing businesses into bankruptcy.

Here's some of the folks that Dow Jones is considering to replace Obama's FAILED car company. Please note that the article talks of RECORD HIGHS in the DJIA in October of 2007, right after fiscal year 2008 started. Wonder what happened to cause the economy to start crashing down around our ears?

There is just NO POSSIBLE WAY that it could have anything to do with the Democrats taking control of Congress in January 2007, could it? I thought Democrats were good for the economy.

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HuffPo Links THE BLOG

All of the sudden my inbox blew up with assclown e-mails and I had no clue why.

Dang, boy, those folks sure are friendly, you know!

But, this explains everything, huh?

THIS is what MoronPo linked.


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WTW - Banjo



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Joe Biden is Nostradamus!!!! Kinda.

Do you remember when the Number Two Moron said that the Obamoron would be tested within six months of taking office with an international incident?

What about North Korea ditching the armistice that ended the Korean War?

What will Barry's response be? Will he arrest Bill Clinton for selling nuclear technology to the Norks? Will he get his head unstuck from the bucket long enough to fall down the grand stair at the White House? Tune in to watch, "As the Moron Implodes!"

Michelle Obama decides she just doesn't like the University of Chicago even though they gave her a raise that doubled her salary to over 300k when Barry was elected Senator.

Barry's good buddy, Roland Burris, called Barry's good buddy, Illinois Governor Roddeninjailovich, less than two weeks after Barry won the election to offer a check for the Senate seat. TRANSPARENCY! ACCOUNTABILITY! Oh, and utter corruption, can't forget that.

Since Dick Cheney has completely DESTROYED the Obamoron in his appearances in the last two weeks, the Barrystream Media must respond in the only way that liberals know how. Cheney is just a dick. When you expose the Obamoron Administration for their corruption and lying, YOU ARE BAD.

Kevin Jackson on Obama's "capitalism."

Barbara Howard nails it, Obama "thinks he knows more than everybody, including all 43 presidents before him." That has got to leave a mark, if Barry EVEN understands what it means.

A never ending stream of gaffes from the NEW WORLD CHAMPION, Barry Obama, and his feckless minions!

Ten stores that are totally run by Obamabots. FAIL.

Watch this old timey Capitalist cartoon, it explains everything in simplistic terms even a moonbat can understand.

Last week's Crowder:


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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Science - A Scientific Study

There exists a Hierarchy of Scientists, shown in descending order:

1. Mathematicians

2. Physicists

3. Chemists

4. Biologists

5. Physicians

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11. Psychologists

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18. Sociologists

19. Circus Clowns

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44. Ghost Hunters

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102. GWAR

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216. Climatologists

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347. Evolutionary Biologists


I hope this clears things up a tad.

By the way, I wonder how Barry Obama figured out which Chrysler dealerships to close? Campaign contributions, maybe?

Those two apparently diametrically opposed topics are directly connected. Can you posit a theory why, and then back up your theory?

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Monday, May 25, 2009

From the Other Side of the Fence- The Bean Take on Memorial Day

The name Memorial Day is philosophical in meaning. What is a memorial? Is it a grim day for many? Or a celebration for all? From a Bean's eye view, it is a celebration of the few that can no longer stand and teach me to rise in the ranks, much like death is a celebration in New Orleans. I will not forget that those before me gave their lives. But I will not be saddened,even though there is much in my life to be sad about. Instead, I choose to celebrate the joy that they allowed me to have. Memorial day remembers those that are great. And I celebrate their greatness.

I celebrate their families. It is true that families sacrifice the most. Being a spouse, a loved one or a child of a military member is hell and I thank all of you who chose to drive through that hell to stand by your serviceman/woman's side. Thank you to all of the moms, dads, wives, husbands and children. You make joy and peace during war.

I celebrate the civilians who come to work everyday on base. You keep our world going when we are gone. You make continuity when we move to all parts of the world. You teach us civility, respect and good job values. Many of you are veterans and for that I appreciate you even more. Thanks for holding down the fort.

I celebrate the men and women who wake up each day proud to support the men and women who serve. Thank you from the deepest part of my heart. Despite all of the crazed free willie hippies running around, you make me glad that there are a handful that still understand what reality is, that still appreciate that what my brothers and sisters in arms do makes "High Flight" a reality. Thank you for the handshakes, thank you for the texts, thank you for the blog snips, and thank you for just appreciating, because you don't ever have to, yet you choose to.

And to the liberal free willie hippies- Thank you. I will keep fighting so that you may throw your chants, spit and crazy news in my face. I will fight so that you can live until you either die from old age, or wake up to reality. But you will never die from lack of freedom, slavery or those things which my predecessors and current brothers and sisters in arms die to prevent.

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Memorial Day - 2009

I never know what exactly to say to anyone when they lose a loved one, it is the most uncomfortable feeling one could possibly have. You have a dire need to offer that person some kind of relief to their grief, but at the same time, you know that everyone else has said the very same thing.

Here's the way that I see things. I am Catholic, which means that I believe that your spiritual life continues after your physical death. If you are a righteous person, your life continues in Heaven. I have some ideas of what Heaven is, and that it is more wonderful and amazing than I can possibly imagine. When you love someone, you want that person to have the best that can be offered. Heaven is exactly that.

So, for me to suffer from the loss of a loved one is unwarranted. They are in the best place that can ever be realized. How do I tell someone that has lost a loved one what I believe? It is too damn hard to do that.

Memorial Day is to honor our war dead, those men and women that lost their lives protecting freedom and our way of life. To me, this is NOT a sacrifice in the truest sense of the word, it is an HONOR. To die in the fight protecting one's values is the highest honor that there can ever be.

Today, honor those that have died giving their very lives for the protection of their most important values. Salute.

Here's my Memorial Day post from 2005.

Here's the Memorial Day posts from some of those folks in my reader. Enjoy.

Denise from Grandma's House.

Nigel from This Goes to 11.

Jim Hoft from Gateway Pundit.

Christina Jade from Conservative Hippie Chick.

Andy from Andy's Place. (formerly Urban Redneck)

David Drake from the blog formerly known as Mrs. Satan.

Herb at Prudentia Sit.

Van Helsing at Moonbattery.

From Blue Collar Muse.

Basil from Basil's Blog.

Kingfish from Jackson Jambalaya.

The staff from Newsbusters.

Malkin.

Never forget.

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!

Is it STILL not September 3rd.

Dammit.

But, ooooo, Jackson State! Good Lord.

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

The One Thousand (1000) Shares Post - More Gloom and Doom

There has been much yee-hawing in this past two weeks about the economy starting to recover. Again, nothing could be further from the truth. This is, quite simply, the Barrystream Media protecting their Messiah. Our media is corrupt, our government is corrupt, and our President is decidedly anti-wealth.

The new meme from the media has been to tout this past April as THE BEST April on record since 1938 for the S&P 500. How did they arrive at that conclusion? Because the S&P 500 gained more (percentage-wise) than in any April since that time. However, the percentage is only ONE metric of the actual VALUE of the S&P 500.

Lemme explain.

This is the graph from April 2009 for the S&P 500. You can plainly see that the S&P gained 61.73 through the month. This represents a percentage gain of 9.29%.

If you take into account ONLY the percentage gain, it is a VERY good month. Honestly, I did not go back to past 2005 to check further because I disproved their statement by just LAST April. BUT! From all I found, they could be right as far as PERCENTAGE gain.

But let's look at the money, because MONEY is ultimately what we desire to MAKE when we invest, not PERCENTAGE. If you assume that you hold ONE SHARE of an S&P index fund that is rigidly tied to the gain, you made 61.73 dollars throughout the month. That is what that percentage represents. Not bad, that is one meal at a nice restaurant.

But. Most people do NOT invest in index funds for a single month.

Over the course of the last year, ending at the end of April, the S&P is DOWN 442.41 or a grand total of 33.64%. That has nothing to do with what "they" said about April though, I just threw that in there, for reference.

Here is April 2008. You can plainly see that last April we only made 6.28% on our investment, so this year we made 3.01% MORE money, right?

Not exactly. You also notice that the S&P GAINED 82.62 points last April, so we made 82.62 DOLLARS. That is 20.89 MORE than we made this year. Thirty-three percent MORE MONEY.

Now, which month was better? April 2008 or April 2009?

Yeah, I thought so.

One more thing, what do you think that all the spending is doing to our currency? Yep! The low of 2009 is kinda making Standard and Poor rethink the VALUE of our money. Who is Standard and Poor? Yep, the very same folks that put together the S&P 500.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Liberty and Tyranny - I Can Read!

There has been much, much publicity surrounding this book, so I made a special trip to Borders to grab it with my free six million dollar gift card. Seems that I did not need that much. Cover price is twenty bucks with a thirty percent discount.

You might say, "That is not much money for a hardcover book!" It is not a very big book, it took me four hours to read it. It shall take quite a bit longer for me to research the footnotes, but I am going to start that tonight.

In case you are unaware, Mark Levin is an attorney. The true story is in the footnotes in ANYTHING that an attorney writes. Most people refer to this as "the fine print." Get with the program, the truth is in the links.

Anyhoo, the book is a very simple read. Nothing in the book is earth-shattering, all concepts are stuff that an intelligent fourth grade student KNEW when I was growing up. In other words, to the Statist, as Levin calls them, everything contained within is SHEER HERESY.

This book is a very good book to give to your leftist friends. Cheap, simple to read, and everything is completely apparent to even the most dense reader. There is no possible way to debate the things contained within, they are simple facts that are easily understood.

But, to call this book something that is going to transform the world is laughable. The only idea I have of even why this book was written was to inform those people on the left, known to us as "morons," on the way things really are. They will not read it unless you give it to them. Give it to them, maybe you can transform ONE person with the book.

If you want to order it, it is on Amazon for less than fourteen bucks.

Here's Mark Levin's Wiki. He seems like a normal enough guy.

All in all, this book is not adult reading, it is a school book for really young people. Or for "Statists," all of whom have the intellectual capacity of fourth graders.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Booming Linkdump Wednesday

In the last two days the news coming out is akin to a fire hose pointed at a teacup. It is literally too much to follow, but I am doing my best. The most important news is certainly related to the economy since the Obamoron White House has decided to start the mantra that "the economy is definitely showing signs of recovery."

This is a blatant FALSEHOOD. In other words, Obama is LYING. Big shocker there, huh?

The first metric, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is again DOWN over the past two weeks. Yes, we had a BOUNCE yesterday, but is decidedly DOWN. That cannot be what the Obamoron administration is studying.

At the very same time that we are watching the DOW march downward, the Barrystream Media continues to loudly proclaim that the economy is heading back, screeching every time the market gains, but never placing that in perspective of the WHOLE picture. ABC Market Watch is the MORON standard in this endeavor, too. Listen to it at lunch, it is hilarious.

The Fed also was predicting the unemployment rate to end in 2009 between 8.5% and 8.8%, HELL we reached 8.9% in April. This is also ignoring that yet again in July, on the 24th to be exact, the minimum wage shall again be raised, further increasing unemployment. AS. IT. ALWAYS. DOES.

We will be very lucky to end the year with unemployment BELOW ten percent. Remember, this is actually a FAKE number, unemployment is REALLY about five percentage points higher. So, right there you have TWO really bad indicators about the economy.

The laughable thing yesterday from ABC Market Watch was that the market was responding to better than expected construction news yesterday. What exactly was that GOOD NEWS? That building permit applications were DOWN twelve percent in April from just one month prior. Here's the Census PDF. I guess in that same vein, those applications were DOWN a really HEALTHY 50% from the same time last year.

In other words, the GOOD NEWS was actually horrifically BAD NEWS. Are you a contrarian investor? Tune in to ABC Market Watch, they are exactly what you NEED.

Yesterday there was a special election in Dumbassafornia on a bunch of ballot initiatives. They were ALL defeated except for one. (You might get a pop up.) The only one that passed refuses pay raises to state elected officials in deficit years. Well, that SOUNDS like a good idea. Malkin has more on the ballot initiatives. But, doesn't the Republican Party need to become more like the Democrat Party? You know since Democrats are actually HONEST about wanting to steal all of your money.

The point of bringing that up was the fact that all of the states that have had the Obamoron model of government in place for years are experiencing RECORD deficits and as a result, the rich are fleeing those states to avoid higher taxes. I guess those evil rich folks kinda want to keep THEIR OWN DAMN MONEY. They are just evil!!!

Guess what is going to happen to when the Obamoron raises taxes on profit making businesses? THEY ARE GOING TO FLEE THIS COUNTRY. The United States has one of the HIGHEST corporate tax rates in the industrialized world. Why would any company continue to do business here when they could make MORE MONEY somewhere else?

THEY WON'T.

You know who is NOT experiencing the problems with the economy right now? People who do not work. So, in order to NOT feel the effects of a bad economy, the AP tells us that we should just sit on our asses, be poor, and we shall never know the difference. GREAT IDEA! Why didn't I think of that?

Also in the news, Douchey McMoron has stated that he wants to increase the gas mileage required for car manufacturers to achieve with new vehicles. Since cars built in the US are already much more expensive than their foreign counterparts because of labor unions, and the companies are bankrupt and having to get bailed out by the government, why NOT go ahead and increase the MAGIC required from those manufacturers?

Barry is going to attempt to REGULATE those DINGDANG railroads, dagnabbit. Of course, government regulations of the railroads gave us the cars and the OTR truck, so maybe, the crippling regulations from the Obamoron will give us the FLYING HORSE or something similar.

Ah yes, "green" cars. Here's a review of the Honda Insight. I am going to rush right out and buy one right this minute! (Hat-Tip: Doubleplusundead)

We have also found out beyond any doubt this week that the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (Dumbass-Moronifornia), is a lying Democrat. But, I repeat myself. It seems that she is saying that the CIA lied when they said they had briefed her on the waterboarding thingy. Watch this video and see who YOU think is lying. See? Barry Obama is not the only articulate and clean Democrat!

By the way, THIS is real torture.

Still ANOTHER Democrat goes to jail. Shhhh, the Barrystream Media might get mad.

Wonder when we will get around to investigating THIS? OH NOES!!! The Obamessiah is CORRUPT! SHOCKA!

And from the "Muslims like to kill everyone of the face of the Earth" file, an Al Qaeda leader captured in Iraq kinda states that he received orders from Saddam AND Al Qaeda and was getting his financing from MUSLIMS. BUSH LIED!!!!....oh wait....

Anyhoo, the WAR IS LOST! And with that defeat might come Harry Reid's defeat.

The "Blacks lurve them some gays" stuff. Contradictions cannot exist in the real world.

From the "WEIRD apostrophes in the headlines" file, comes an article saying Bill O'Reilly is a mean person because he said that liberalism is what is ruining the newspapers.

Democrats passed regulations increasing the number of bedbugs
. FOR THE POLAR BEARS!!! Somehow, I think that ABC Market Watch will use this the next time that there is a market rally.

Breaking the rules made to diminish our Constitutional Rights is GOOD.

In case you were at church or building a shrine to aborted babies, you might have missed the discovery of the DEFINITIVE MISSING LINK to evolution. This is so absolutely laughable as to split your ribcage. You know, the one that men have less of than women. (NO, they both have the same number. G_d ordered another for the one he used from the man. He just didn't have one in the shop at the time.)

HEALTH CARE and HITLER!!!!

And if you know anything at all about medical services, you know to HATE, HATE, HATE this guy. If anyone is to blame for britfarr coming back to professional footbaw, it is SATAN.

If you have yet to formulate your plans for vacation this summer, this is getting GLOWING reviews. I love cruises.

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WTW - Roadwarrior Days



Me and a bunch of my friends are getting together to ride out the Barry Obama presidency. Check out our My Space page!

Jim Howie got out in his shop and welded us up a car to drive when we get there, too. Jim Howie is purdy damn handy with a welder.

(He's purdy damn handy in the garden, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. That might make our time out in the desert a little happier!)

The car rides about as good as a 1972 F-100, but that just means it's FUN.

Two city councilmen got a little too close for comfort while he was welding, so Jim Howie had to add them to the car. Politicians are sometimes almost lifelike. But, for some reason the front of their pants are always wet, kinda like a Bammer football fan when you mention Bear Bryant.

We run outta whiskey, so I bet them old boys are getting kinda hungry, though. Maybe it's time to head down to Earl's Package Store and get them something to eat.

The reason we decided to JINE up with the rest of the gang in the desert was because the new president done made us modify the Interceptor to conform to Peanut Farmer Dumbass's old timey CAFE standards. We caint even catch a kid on a damn bicycle, now.

Funny thing about that boy in the White House, they changed the word COOL to now mean SISSY.

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Monday, May 18, 2009

We Got JOKES - Part Uno

This was sent in by our good friend, Christina Jade. I laughed.

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?'

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, 'In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny.'

Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.'

Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have every thing figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?'

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.'

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.


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Getting Back to Basics

When this blog was enjoying the greatest traffic, I was spending all day, every day talking about the stupidity of racism. From all parties involved. Since I have lost almost all of the daily traffic, I decided to continue the model that has caused me to lose all the traffic.

Yes, this blog has OFFICIALLY decided to follow the model set by the new Moron President. If something doesn't work, double down and keep trying that very tactic. I anticipate that traffic shall start booming again, very soon.

So, let's linkdump.

I am struggling to get a grip on exactly what the ramifications are for Chrysler dumping dealerships. Oddly, Chrysler is trying to dump under-performing dealerships, doesn't this DIRECTLY CONTRADICT the economic plan of the Obamoron? Why would the Obamoron Administration sign off on a bankruptcy plan that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what they are trying to accomplish on a national scale?

My favorite part of this? The LOSER DEALERSHIPS are suing. Come on, when Democrats EAT Democrats, it is funny and you know it. Yes, all losers are Democrats. Facts are important here, you know.

In case you were unaware, every time that the Democrats control government, everyone gets poorer. This is a known FACT, proven beyond any doubt with math. Anyone want to take me up on the bet of the FACT that unemployment will skyrocket right around the end of July?

The big dust-up over the weekend was the Obama-Sex-Fest at Notre Dame. Being a Catholic, I have never understood how other Catholics could actually vote for Democrats. I have never understood how Blacks, or Jews, or Asians could vote for Democrats either, but that is unimportant to this diatribe. You see, the outreach arm of the Democrat Party, the Ku Klux Klan, actually assaulted and killed Catholics almost as often as they killed Blacks, Jews, and Asians, so in order to support the Democrats, you must support the Klan. Why Democrats embrace the Klan is beyond my comprehension, but I have never been an idiot or a moron, so I guess I do not have to understand what idiots or morons do.

Here's the best post that I saw regarding Barry Obama's "Graduates, You Have to Kill More Babies" speech at Notre Dame.

By the way, yesterday when I posted that about NOT watching Barry's speeches, I did not take into account that maybe there are even more sinister elements at work here. Gateway Pundit has a You Tube video of the protesters that actually has 175 comments, yet only 308 viewers on the You Tube counter. Wow! A comment ratio that high has never been achieved in the history of the world! Oddly, it is simply MORE proof that there are no truths or facts surrounding the alleged support for this president and his policies. SHOCKER!

While Barry was in South Bend promoting the slaughter of the unborn, Doddering Joe Biden was drunkenly stumbling around DC, assaulting Black people, raping women, and divulging NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETS. When Barry said, "Nobody messes with Joe," he meant that nobody ever wants to hear Joe speak, see Joe in the immediate area, or ever hear anything about what Joe has ever done in his lifetime. I have just been sent the actual questionnaire that the search committee used to pick the Vice Presidential candidate. It had one question, "Who is the MOST fucktarded, imbecilic, douchebag that has ever been to DC?" There was only one possible answer. (Plus, you gotta love that photo on the linked page. I mean really, that guy even looks like a pompous asshole with DEAD eyes. Damn, that photo creeps me the Hell out!)

When we heard all that hub-bub about all the stimulus money that was going to be spent for "infrastructure," I really never thought about the FACT that there would be "Obama for President" propaganda involved with every single project. But, THERE is. Dang, we need to get busy on producing that ONE BILLION dollar bill with Barry's FACE tattooed all over it.

Belittling link of the day: Obama is SPOCK! The Spock in the Special Olympics!

Coffee Bean has a post up at her political blog asking the all important question, "What do you think is the most important or several most important things to pay attention to right now in regard to American politics?" Obviously, the answer is "Paper or plastic?"

Here's some Twittah hashtag services. Without the Twittahers using hashtags, I would never know who to ignore. That is important to know when you are the NUMBER ONE Twittaher in Jackson, Mississippi. INFLUENCE, it's what's for dinner. (Yes, I am more influential on Twittah than the largest newspaper in the state of Mississippi.)

Finally, Girl on the Right and Brass Balls Radio has their FIRST ANNIVERSARY EDITION posted for your enjoyment. Mark Steyn guest hosts, too! It is just like Rush Limbaugh! I haven't listened to it yet, but that Mark Steyn guy talks funny. Odds say that he ain't from around here.

IMPORTANT MUSIC:



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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Dammit! Why Don't People Think?

There is a conservative projectile shitting mess going down on Twittah today about Barry's commencement address at Notre Dame. All the folks are screeching about, "I can't believe he just said that..." Dang, why are some people so damn blind to what THEY ARE DOING?

The Barrystream Media is going to lurch to the news tomorrow with the "MOST WATCHED COMMENCEMENT IN HISTORY!" headlines. Nevermind that half the folks are disgusted by Notre Dame inviting Barry to speak. BUT. ARE. STILL. WATCHING.

I am just dumbfounded by those that are vehemently opposed to Barry's policies actually SUPPORTING him by tuning in to watch his speeches and IMPROVING ratings on these idiotic spectacles.

How to PROVE your opposition to his brand of fascism? TURN IT OFF. Do not support any business, university, politician, special interest group, ANYTHING that says anything remotely positive about the guy.

Show your disdain by refusing to deal, support, or finance ANYONE that supports him. Businesses cannot survive without MONEY and that includes UNIVERSITIES.

Folks, please dig your heads from your asses.

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

This is Either Really Cool......Or Not.



While this is REALLY NOT COOL.



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Wild-Ass Linkdump - With No Storyline

Just cleaning out the linkdump folder. Buncha mishmash here. No cohesion, much like David Lynch movie.

The Black Sphere: Obama Appoints Himself CEO of Chrysler. (I seriously cannot wrap my brain around this Chrysler thingy.)

Anti-Strib: Tax Increases Could Kill the Recovery.

Mashable: Google Answers the Twittah Threat.

Mashable: Trackle It, Offer Instant Notification to Your Site's Visitors.

Big Hollywood: Obama is just NOT FUNNY. (With Michelle Obama ARM pr0n!!!!)

Malkin: Obama's 108 BILLION IMF Bailout Scheme.

Malkin: More Leftie "Ex-Military" LIARS.

Guns Rights 4 US: The Best Way to Track Down Old Service Buddies. (What I need is a way to track down folks that I served jail time with.)

BlackFive: Happy Armed Forces Day!

Newsbusters: Only "Anonymous" Republicans Speak Out Against Cheney. (Dick Cheney is quite possibly the smartest VP that this country has ever known. To compare Cheney with the current VP is like comparing Nuclear Physicists, that solved the mysteries of the universe, to week old DOG TURDS.)

Newsbusters: AP Covers Up Deficit Accounting Errors for the Obamoron.

Gateway Pundit: Pelosi is an Accomplice to Torture.

The Racial Slur Database. (My favorite is "Smoke Jumpers.")

And finally, since I am obviously trying to reduce readership to ZERO and succeeding beyond my wildest dreams, LOL Blacks!

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Shutting Chrysler Down

Since Chrysler has failed, I have a few questions.

1. Why keep them up and running at all? Is it to give Fiat a bunch of factories in the United States?

2. Since over 85% of the Obama voters do not work in the private sector, is Barry going to force government employees to buy Fiat automobiles?

3. Chrysler is scheduled to shut down 700 dealerships across the country. If those dealerships were not making a profit, how did they stay open in the first place? And if they WERE making a profit, why shut them down? Is profit so bad to the Obama administration they must weed it out wherever it occurs?

4. Do the hundreds of thousands of new unemployed from the closing of the dealerships COUNT as creating new jobs or something? How exactly does Obamamath WORK?

Read Kevin Jackson's post on this.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Legion of Doom Issues Barry Obama Super Villian Costume

Since blog traffic has officially plummeted to less than sixty unique hits daily, output must resume. Strangely, I have picked up RSS readers without posting much and I assume that those folks are not coming to the blog itself. So, let's say traffic is right at 100 hits a day with those folks thrown in.

It's time to reopen the can of philosophical whoop-ass.

Folks, our federal government has just gotten exponentially more stupid in the last month. Daily I read articles of comments made by our elected and appointed officials that just boggle the mind. Such as Ben Bernanke saying that he expects the economy to be doing BETTER by the end of this year. He doesn't believe that, and you know it. There exists NO SANE PERSON that thinks the economy shall get better with the direction that we are heading currently.

Certainly NOTHING shall get marginally better with the move toward a government controlled economy and healthcare system. There cannot be one person on the planet that thinks our federal government could do anything to correct the problems that THEY have caused.

And the head of the federal government TODAY, Barry Obama, is a stuttering imbecile. Face it, our national press wants everyone to think that Barry is smart so we can get bigger government in control. Y'all know Barry is not smart, but you know that if you speak up, the left is going to shout you down. DO NOT LET THEM. You know that you are right, Barry IS A MORON.

Also, those employed by the federal government are BLATANTLY DISHONEST and CORRUPT. We are currently operating under a SYSTEM THAT CANNOT BE MAINTAINED. There is not one single person that does NOT know this in the very center of their being, yet still more folks keep thinking that somehow, someway, the federal government is going to reverse this trend. Folks, IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

Read this on the deficit and the Obamoron's new revised numbers. READ IT.

Not only is our federal government spending all kinds of money on buying votes from people that do not work, they have INCREASED hiring of MORE federal government employees. These are NOT low paying jobs, either. Government employees tell you that they do not make a lot of money, that they do get good benefits, though. SOMEONE PAYS FOR THOSE BENEFITS AND THEY ARE INCOME! Just wait until Congress passes legislation to tax private businesses insurance and profit sharing benefits as income. I shall bet you one hundred dollars to a day old donut that federal employees are exempted from that tax. Hide and watch.

Last week it was reported that jobless claims PLUNGED. Yeah, if by "plunged" you mean that they INCREASED by over five hundred THOUSAND. Everything that our media tells us is a FLAT-OUT LIE. Currently unemployment is as great as it was at the beginning of the Reagan presidency. You know, right after Jimmy Carter did exactly what Barry Obama is doing NOW.

They "saved" 150,000 jobs. But, look at how many they lost.

And speaking of that moron, Jimmy Carter, he has urged the NEW MORON PRESIDENT to follow the energy policies that Carter enacted when he was president. For those of you that do not remember, or were not even born yet, CARTER WAS TRES FAIL ON ENERGY. The Department of Energy was basically formed during the Carter Administration to reduce our dependency on foreign oil. Now, total employment at the DOE is over eighteen thousand with an additional one hundred thousand contract employees. And foreign oil dependency has NEVER BEEN HIGHER. Want to know how to reform the Department of Energy? DON'T. SHUT IT DOWN.

But, since we have entered the new era of NO GOOD AMERICAN SPOKEN EVAH, nothing is going to change for the better. Yes, change is crashing down on our chests like a burning couch, but is that really GOOD?

Our country is firmly in the hands of the elitist, anti-math, anti-science, anti-business party that shall do anything to stay in power. The only way that they accomplish this is make sure that everyone is poor, hungry, tired, and submissive. But, while we are in that state, they shall jet off to an anti-science conference in hopes of stealing more power and more of our money.

In an effort to divide us even further, they shall stoop to lower and lower depths to promote the victimhood of entire races. (The top part of this post is about Wanda Sykes, skim over it, the juice is at the bottom.)

On the Wanda Sykes hatred, check in on what the leftists think about her.

And if you want to really see how crazy that some really stupid people get about their New Moron President, they will commit crimes, with their small children in tow, to get a friggin' photograph of him. Do you think that people like this should be allowed to VOTE? Shouldn't there be a damn test to pull a lever to elect the MOST POWERFUL LEADER ON THE EARTH?

What would a philosophical post be without some solutions to the problems that we face? It would simply be BITCHING.

The best part about the fact that our government is controlled TOTALLY by the Moron Party right now is that they cannot escape the blame for their utter failure. Here's some more stuff, too. We know that we are right, we KNOW it.

What do we do when we KNOW that we are right? We do not back down, we do not moderate, and we do not apologize at all for BEING RIGHT. Never allow someone to punish you for YOUR VIRTUES.

Keep abreast of the news and commentary from people that you trust, like One News Now. At that link, you can find my friend, Matt Friedeman's radio show, too. Give it a listen, he's a Kansas flatlander, Rock Chalk, that moved to Mississippi.

Sign up for notices on NORMAL PEOPLE protests of BIG GOVERNMENT. Get involved with the Tea Parties, too.

This is going to be a LONG four years if we do not do something, RIGHT THIS DAMN MINUTE.

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Barry is One of Us?

When I first heard someone say that Barry understood HER, she was screaming about not having to put gas in her car or pay her mortgage, anymore. I have honestly tried to find ANYTHING that is similar between Barry and me since hearing that MORON say that.

I have found NOTHING remotely parallel in our lives.

No one knows where or exactly when Barry was born. Barry grew up in a "Hate America" household that contained three generations of people that hated America. All of the family friends were actual members of the Communist Party. The men of the family never worked, the women all allegedly had jobs. Barry went to an elite private school (paid for by his working grandmother) after both of his parents had abandoned him. By the way, his mother only lived in the United States a few years of her entire life. He attended Occidental College on some kind of Communist Party grant and his college records are sealed. After two years, the Communist Party paid for him to transfer to Columbia and he completed his degree in international relations.

I have no clue what that even IS.

Supposedly, Barry took a really low paying job as a community organizer that paid for him to travel the entire world for months on end. Then he came back to the States and went to Harvard Law without them ever seeing his transcripts THAT ARE SEALED.

The only real jobs that he has ever had were clerking for a couple of summers for law firms, but the Harvard Law Review gig got him a book deal.

He actually kept a law license for five years, but did not practice. He lost his license in 2002. There has been much said about Barry teaching constitutional law, but that is untrue, he was a visiting lecturer.

I cannot find one single accomplishment in his entire life that would qualify him to serve as a paperboy, yet he is now President of the United States, a country that his entire family hates.

Fast forward to what he has done since in office.

Raised taxes on everyone in the country. Spent more money than any other president in history, JUST IN HIS FIRST ONE HUNDRED DAYS. Caused greater job losses than at any time OTHER than the great depression. Presided over more bank failures than any other president in history. Nominated the most corrupt cabinet in history, and that INCLUDES Bill Clinton. Has met with world leaders that are very vocal in their hatred of our country and free market capitalism. Seriously, I cannot add everything because I actually have a life.

Anyhoo, the whole point of this post was that Barry Obama is SO UNLIKE anyone that I have ever known that it is insulting to think that he has a marginal grasp of normal life. This was made even more obvious last night at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner when Barry joked about the former Vice President Dick Cheney. Barry said Cheney was writing his memoirs, "How to shoot friends and interrogate people." Utterly classless, but par for the course with this DOUCHEBAG PRESIDENT.

Also, there was a person named Wanda Sikes that told some "jokes" that made Obama laugh. You know, "jokes" about Rush Limbaugh DYING.

Can someone tell me who Wanda Sikes IS and why she would have a forum where she could hope that someone gets a disease and dies. Great job Democrats, y'all elected a tasteless, bitter, hateful, LITTLE BOY to be president.

One last thing, can someone please tell me in what alternate reality is a man that is almost FIFTY YEARS OLD referred to as "young and vibrant?" Seriously, where did that ridiculous bullshit originate? The man is almost fifty years old, yet the only thing that he has ever accomplished is get elected the head of a country that he hates. And the left WORSHIPS him.

Weird.

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Friday, May 08, 2009

A Few Collected Thoughts

Since Democrats are ALL criminals, why is it shocking to some when Democrat organizations keep getting charged with CRIMES? (No, not all criminals are Democrats, but ALL Democrats ARE criminals.)

Dudes that have house cats creep me out. Always have. Even ones that name their house cat "Fat Boy." Scratch that, ESPECIALLY dudes that name their house cat "Fat Boy."

In what alternate universe would any legitimate NEWS SOURCE hire someone has ridiculously stupid as Howard Dean to consult on financial matters?

I really don't think that bulletproof turbans will matter all that much. Fighting with a turban on kinda makes you as big a LOSER as France.

Ben Bernanke says that the economy should be getting better by the end of the year. In other words, Ben Bernanke is a rope-smoking IDIOT. Also, the Barrystream Media is happy about one economic indicator, the US only LOST HALF A MILLION JOBS in April. This is what passes as "GOOD NEWS" with the Obamoron in the White House. Oddly, I agree.

Crowder:



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Thursday, May 07, 2009

Someone Has a Crappy Yard

Our regular commenter Christina Jade has been nominated for WORST yard in her hometown in Nebraskentucksassaw. Another deadbeat in the contest has pulled out all the stops to win UGLIEST YARD and has all kinds of help cheating, so CJ decided to do the same.

Help her out to get YARD WELFARE by voting for NUMBER FIVE right here!!!!!!

And then e-mail all your friends to do the same thing. It is just like stealing from the government!!!

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National Prayer Day

Today is National Prayer Day. In my entire lifetime, there has never been a better time to hit my knees and pray for the future of our country. Please understand that the United States of America is the best, most moral, and most successful country in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

Our poor drive Escalades and have sixty inch plasma televisions. The least of our citizens are equal to most other countries' RICHEST. But, still the worst people in our country desire to take more from the best people in our country.

Even to the point of electing the MOST CORRUPT government EVAH in our history.

And expecting the good people to like it. And to SHUT. UP.

The left throughout the entire Bush Administration was screeching that Bush was taking away their rights. We see for a FACT that statement was untrue because we now have a fully Democrat government that is completely KNEE DEEP in FRAUD, CRIMINAL ACTIVITY, and CORRUPTION.

And there is actually legislation that has made it to the floor that EXPLICITLY removes our individual right to FREE SPEECH. The Democrats make NO BONES about producing, promoting, and bringing to the floor, legislation that abolishes our RIGHT to talk badly about them.

HR1966 (READ IT!!!) silences any dissenting voice, YET! there is absolutely ZERO screeching from the Left about this bill. What is even worse is that the bill is so absolutely vague that it can mean ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL. Where does this slippery slope end?

I would like to believe that this bill was written SPECIFICALLY with this little blog in mind, but anyone with a functioning brain can tell you that this is the very beginning to complete government control over news and information distribution. Only the government approved stories shall be allowed to see the light of day should this bill pass.

It is EXACTLY what the Left accused Bush of attempting. At some point, even the dumbest Leftist, Barry Obama, must recognize that it is the Left's camp that is filled with Fascist, racist, hate-filled, anti-American folks.

Honestly, I do not care if this bill passes. I shall NEVER follow it. NEVER. Throw me in jail for FOLLOWING THE FIRST AMENDMENT, you fascists.

What is hardest for me to accept about the declining intelligence in our country is that there are so many lessons in history that definitively point out that the direction our country is going is utterly, completely WRONG. But, there exist some folks that see things differently. Sorry, WRONGY-WRONG PEOPLE, just because you have an idea, and your side is greater in number now, DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ARE RIGHT. (See: Anthropomorphic Global Warming)

I was reading my FREE newspaper yesterday and there was an article stating that Ben Bernanke thinks that the economy shall be better by year's end. An article much like THIS ONE. The weird thing about that article was that it was placed on the very same page that had other stories about the rising unemployment rate, additional bank failures, more businesses filing bankruptcy, falling currency value, and additional bailouts of business. Absent from that page was the FACT that minimum wage shall increase a mere two months from now EXPLODING the unemployment rate, yet again. The same as in the past two Julys.

Where in the mortal HELL does Ben Bernanke get the idea that the economy shall get better? There is NOT ONE SINGLE METRIC that could possibly give him that false idea.

Not only that, I watched a video from Glen Beck where he was interviewing the NATIONAL SPOKESMAN for ACORN who was defending ACORN's corruption and FRAUD. If a guy that I have never heard of can get a television show and call out Barry Obama's former employer on fraud and corruption like Beck does, do you see the reason for the "Stifle Free Speech" legislation from the Congress?

Watch the video. We have become a nation of idiots. Beck included.



I have no idea who this Beck guy is, but if this is any indication of how his show is, why would anyone watch it? What kind of idiot would actually INVITE a representative of ACORN to ooze out of his gangster hideout to be shown on television? You might as well invite James Carville or some other moron from the Democrat Party.

It is a sad state of affairs when Bill Clinton appears to be an upright citizen compared to the current presidential administration. Sad indeed.

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

The MOST Reliable Twittah Source in Jacktroit

In an effort to overly stress the importance of this little blog's reach and superiority, I have attached the screengrab of the Twittah Elite in Jacktroit, MS.

Yes, we are NUMBAH ONE!!! The largest newspaper in the state is SECOND and the governor of Mississippi is TENTH!

By the way, from the state rankings, we are at fifteen, directly in front of the Clarion Ledger. Also, there are ZERO Twittahers in front of us on the state list with FEWER followers than we have. We choose quality over quantity.

Fear us.

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WTW - Mexican May Sixth

Yesterday was the day that Mexico celebrates their victory over France. It is a BIG FAT HAIRY DEAL, too. If every country in the world was AS BIG A LOSER as Mexico, we would have celebrations year around to mark someone's victory over France.

Do you know what is funny? The fact that the Arc de Triomphe is in FRANCE!!! Luckily, back in 1970, even France got to the point of saying, "Oui, that is a very dumb name for a monument in France, let's call this thingy the "Place de l'Étoile" from this point forward."

I don't speak French because I am NOT a loser, but I think that Place de l'Étoile means "Panty-wearing booty-boy that AUTOMATICALLY surrenders in front of his own country and then is marched under that GHEY-ASS arch with his hands in the air and his pants around his ankles."

But, I could be wrong.

In honor of the entire WHITE TRASH COUNTRY of France sucking, I post this photo of the only way that a Frenchman can see BOOBS, other than watching Obama and Biden on television.

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Note: By way of comparison of how friggin' SKRONG the army of Mexico was at the time they defeated France, a mere thirty years before they kicked the shit out of France, less than 200 Texans held off about 10,000 Mexican soldiers for over a WEEK. Six Texans could conquer the ENTIRE CONTINENT of Europe.

(Photo Hat-Tip: Crap, folks, someone e-mailed it to me and I do not remember who it was. Take credit in the comments, please.)

Monday, May 04, 2009

BeansTopical Rant















It's another rendition of Beans Topical Rant:

My topic- Traveling in Style!!

This week I am in Arizona on a TDY (temporary duty assignment for the non-mil types). The flight was crusty at best, but I did get to go to a base in the middle of nowhere Texas for a brief mission. Being around the old farts who have been in longer than I have been born, I got to hear some really cool stories about some of the things that occurred at this site. Now, when i say middle of nowhere, I aint kiddin. I give southwest OK an A++ compared to that locale.

Next, it was on to the good ol Az. I give Az a B+. While it surpassed my expectations for what was actually out here, it sucks in the heat department. The weather is hot as hell and even hell must have some humidity compared to the Arizona heat. Now the cacti were a huge bonus. I have never seen flowering cacti before and I think it was absoloutely gorgeous. They are very picturesque for such an ass pain of a flower (pun intended).

Next, I ate at Jimmy Buffets Margaritaville for my first days meal. I give that a grade of Jimmy B"upchuck". My jerk chicken was a jerky chicken. The meat was dry to the point that it actually removed moisture from my mouth, forcing me to hook myself to an IV full of water just to avoid dehydration from food consumption. The sweet tea was "lighlty sugared", making me doubt Arizona's hospitality, since it was clearly lacking the southern touch required to make one feel at home.

But what made my trip was the hotel that I got to stay in. I am staying off post with several other persons and I expected at a minimum a bed, a shower, and a TV. What I got was a mini penthouse suite. The kitchen, while small, has my kitchen jealous. If I could commandeer the table and fit it into my suitcase, it would become a missing item. But the best thing about this room is the LG flat screen TV that swivels from the bed area to the living room area. How hot is that?! Now I have a reason to never go to sleep!!!

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Drive-By Blogging - Humor

There is absolutely no debate to be held, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERWEBS.

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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Two Dogs Reads the News - For FREE!

Most of y'all know that I canceled the daily delivery of the Clarion Ledger, and most of y'all know that I continue to receive it FOR FREE! Sadly, that is exactly what it is worth. In the last six months, they have reduced the volume of content and more recently have reduced the actual size of the paper, all while maintaining the SAME PRICE!!! What a great business model. "Let's see, we have been hemorrhaging readers with the greater content and size, let's try to get more readers by offering LESS! That seems to be a great idea!"

No wonder newspapers are on the way out.

Anyhoo, the local candidates for Tuesday's elections are in today's issue. The fun part about that is those candidates are the very same folks that ALWAYS run and win the elections, there are very few new faces. Surprisingly, the new faces appear (at first blush) to be even MORE incompetent than the existing batch of idiots that currently run Jackson.

The C-L has actually ENDORSED Harvey Johnson for Jackson Mayor, despite the FACT that just four short years ago, Johnson was the target of virtually every article of vitriol spewed by the paper. That was because he had been Mayor for eight years without a single accomplishment!

That was before Frank, though.

Face it Jackson, until y'all stop electing the same folks, NOTHING is going to change. The politicians that are busy destroying your city are not going to miraculously change their ideology when you elect them to higher and higher positions. They are winning because you agree with their BAD ideology.

If you have Jackson, Mississippi on your list of places that you want to visit, scratch it off the list NOW. It is going to be the next Detroit.

Here's a new city slogan that I am offering Jacktown for their visitor's campaigns. I am offering this free of charge, of course.

When you visit, bring your car and your life, and leave them both in Jackson!

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