Sorry folks, I have been covered up, but I really appreciate those of you that have been annoying the shit outta me about posting. It was almost like being MARRIED.
Since there is NO news other than four dudes DRINKING BEER at the White House, I thought that I would relay a little story on why you do not do financial business with your friends (that you have known for 25-30 years) that have degrees in finance and shit. Remember, I told y'all that I was going to use The Obamanomics in my personal life, and this is what a successful person that knows a thing or two about building wealth told me.
Me: Hey dude, you suck.
Watermelon Head: You were a great teacher.
Me: I want to open a line of credit to pay off all my outstanding debts.
WH: You have 58k of outstanding debt that you are not paying off anyway. And it is less than four percent and you are getting about six on the money. To pay that off would be like really fucking stupid.
Me: But, I want to use the Barry plan.
WH: Are you not paying attention? The guy is a TWATWAFFLE. (Uncontrollable laughter ensues.)
So, now I know that my banker reads this blog.
Not to give this guy any MORE of a reason to have an abnormally large head (he has to use a custom made shower head), but he is NOT A DUMBASS and he said, "There is no sane or rational reason that the market is in a rally. It is like the folks investing are trying to cram as much into the market before the federal government makes it illegal to invest."
Also, after just participating in a Big Papi ROID Summit with The Nation, talk turned to the economy as well. The Nation happens to believe that when companies reduced earnings expectations last year and have met their expectations this year, it kinda skewed the whole perception of making money tied to P&E. I buy that, it makes sense. (Even if I explained it in FAILBOAT mode like the idiot that I am.)
On to da NEWZ.
Think about this for a second, the elephant-eared world's most powerful man (that has a vagina) invited a policeman and a racist to come DRINK BEER at the White House. And MSNBC had a ticker on the screen for the whole day counting down to the BEER SUMMIT! Folks, if you watch MSNBC you are an imbecile. No, seriously. (By the way, the cop is an Obamabot, too, you know. That is the only reason this went down. ONLY. REASON.)
Now, why exactly would the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES want to take time away from destroying the economy to drink beer with a couple of dudes? Can you even picture Skip Gates drinking beer? Can you picture Barry Obama drinking beer? Geez, that was the DUMBEST thing he has done since being elected and that is saying a whopping mouthful.
Here's a transcript of the BEER SUMMIT.
Even more transcript.
Here's the best explanation and opinion in regards to the BEER SUMMIT.
Here's a photo-montage of the BEER SUMMIT. (This is a must-see!)
FUCK. ME. BEER. SUMMIT. Barry Obama has made this country the laughing stock of the entire planet. And that includes Liberia and France, but I repeat myself.
By the way, Skip Gates drinks Red Stripe which is seriously the WORST BEER in the world. When I went to Jamaica that is the only frigging beer they had and seriously I would rather drink URINE from a crack whore. Just saying. (Hat-Tip: Doubleplusundead)
More HOLY SHIT! news about how poor you are getting.....
While it has always been my desire to get wealthy by masturbating and eating Cheetos in bed, I do believe my chosen lifestyle is quickly coming to an end. The market rally is a psych-job.
The recession is NOT over, by the way. This post is kinda READ-Y. (Hat-Tip: Jackson Jamablaya)
Here's some Tax-y pictures that give you an idea of who CARRIES this country on their backs.
Maybe it is the projected BANK FAILURES that are fueling this market climb.
Since this involves my chosen profession, I kinda keep an eye on this. "Good" news in the housing market! Sales are OFF 21% from last year is the thing that you should take from this article. And in case you are a LIBERAL, that means IT IS BAD NEWS.
A little more on the state of the Barry-conomy.
Almost as FUCKTARDED as a BEER SUMMIT.
Guess who is to blame for Barry Obama even being president? SARAH PALIN.
On the "healthcare" front, we have yet another update on the ever expanding layers of government between you and your physician. This is SURE to reduce costs, right? Right?
Maybe we should come up with a way that black folks can see black doctors and white folks can see white doctors. This sounds like a really good idea! This reminds me of that time that Fred Sandford would only let the WHITE dentist give him a check-up.
But, we can always count on a rational argument for "healthcare" reforms from those BRILLIANT folks on the Left.
In case you want to see a good example of a BLOG/STATE/PRETTY WOMAN BEATDOWN, this post gave me joy. That is what happens when the beatdown professionals are given a four "D" cell Maglite and are allowed to PERFORM.
No, I am NOT GAY, but this shit from Crashingtosh is too frigging cool not to post. And GAY.
And in Reggie Bush news.....Latina JUGGS!!!!
Here's a Facebook invite from my section of the Drinking, Smoking, Cussing Wing of the Republican Party. If you lost a bet and have to go to DC on September 10, you might want to find these folks and get hammered. When in DC, enjoy the local cuisine, WHISKEY.
Good enough for y'all bitching wifey types?
Please take the time to comment.
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Because Other People's Pain is Funny
I received an e-mail just a few moments ago that had me rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off. (Can someone see if HR3200 covers off-asses?)
From my friend, the incompetent moron:
So, laugh at someone else's misfortune, it hurts much less than your own.
Please take the time to comment.
From my friend, the incompetent moron:
Oh I forgot to tell you: Last Saturday I was nailing a box in the ceiling joist for a smoke detector and my hammer slipped and hit me in the face. I chipped a tooth (got fixed today) and busted my lip. D's sister brought me some of that liquid band aid shit, and let me tell you, that shit BURNS like a mother fucker. That stuff hurt worse than hitting myself in the face with a hammer. Oh, and the weekend before that I almost knocked myself out on a wooden brace in the attic. No shit, I saw stars and everything. I hope I don't hurt myself this weekend, the chipped tooth cost me $95. Insurance wouldn't pay because I just got some work done on that same tooth in May.
So, laugh at someone else's misfortune, it hurts much less than your own.
Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
A Little Help for the Brain Challenged
I penned a post the other day about the fact that HR3200 makes private medical insurance IMPOSSIBLE. This morning I received a link to an obviously very intelligent post from one of our friends on the Left. Remember, to call someone on the left "intelligent" can mean they are so sandpoundingly stupid as to defy the presumption that they would have already been thinned from the herd by sticking their head into a FIRE.
Anyhoo, I shall link to brain dead idiot's post so you can see the awesomeness that is mental deficiency. Wear rubber boots, it is a shitstorm of typical leftist ridiculousness. Now, into the fray with you!
Here is the rub, I did not post the text of the Bill because it is a .pdf file. You cannot just cut and paste, but for the sake of clarity, I shall actually type the stuff out. Here you go, from page 16, from line 11 to line 16, the Bill reads VERBATIM:
This is exactly, word for word what the Bill says. So, any private insurer CANNOT add a single person to any existing plan after the first year that the LAW is in effect. What this means, to explain it to obviously brain dead idiots, is that the private insurance company MUST have all of the purchasers in the plan before the end of the first year the LAW is in effect.
By the way, there are some other provisions in that section, too, but none actually strike out this NO NEW PARTICIPANTS clause. If you want the Bill, gimme your e-mail address and I will send you the damn thing.
After year one, you may NEVER get a new person into the plan. That means the number of your customers never increases, ever. Of course, the number of your customers will always decrease because as of now, humans do not live forever.
Also, further down in this same section, by the end of Year 5, your plan must meet all federal government guidelines for medical insurance or you shall be fined. The minimum fine for ANY infraction in this Bill is five hundred thousand dollars PER INFRACTION.
Also, this does not limit any NEW companies from offering another plan that meets the provisions of the government plan, either. BUT! If you were a capitalist and you wanted to start a medical insurance company, while strapped to exactly what you must offer and the amount you must charge for it, how long would you stay in business?
You see, Meatbrain, the Bill does not have to use the actual word "illegal" nor the word "impossible" to accomplish just that. If you require even further explanation, I cannot help you because I seriously have no clue on how to be more plain than that.
Good luck to you, and keep your head away from FIRE.
Please take the time to comment.
Anyhoo, I shall link to brain dead idiot's post so you can see the awesomeness that is mental deficiency. Wear rubber boots, it is a shitstorm of typical leftist ridiculousness. Now, into the fray with you!
Here is the rub, I did not post the text of the Bill because it is a .pdf file. You cannot just cut and paste, but for the sake of clarity, I shall actually type the stuff out. Here you go, from page 16, from line 11 to line 16, the Bill reads VERBATIM:
(A) IN GENERAL.--Except as provided in this paragraph, the individual health insurance insurer offering such coverage does not enroll any individual in such coverage if the first effective date of coverage is on or after the first day of Y1.
This is exactly, word for word what the Bill says. So, any private insurer CANNOT add a single person to any existing plan after the first year that the LAW is in effect. What this means, to explain it to obviously brain dead idiots, is that the private insurance company MUST have all of the purchasers in the plan before the end of the first year the LAW is in effect.
By the way, there are some other provisions in that section, too, but none actually strike out this NO NEW PARTICIPANTS clause. If you want the Bill, gimme your e-mail address and I will send you the damn thing.
After year one, you may NEVER get a new person into the plan. That means the number of your customers never increases, ever. Of course, the number of your customers will always decrease because as of now, humans do not live forever.
Also, further down in this same section, by the end of Year 5, your plan must meet all federal government guidelines for medical insurance or you shall be fined. The minimum fine for ANY infraction in this Bill is five hundred thousand dollars PER INFRACTION.
Also, this does not limit any NEW companies from offering another plan that meets the provisions of the government plan, either. BUT! If you were a capitalist and you wanted to start a medical insurance company, while strapped to exactly what you must offer and the amount you must charge for it, how long would you stay in business?
You see, Meatbrain, the Bill does not have to use the actual word "illegal" nor the word "impossible" to accomplish just that. If you require even further explanation, I cannot help you because I seriously have no clue on how to be more plain than that.
Good luck to you, and keep your head away from FIRE.
Please take the time to comment.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Intentionally Vague E-mail Stuffs
Here is a good example of "taken out of context."
All of you folks that read this AWESOME! blog every day pretty much know everyone here. I also correspond with most of y'all on the downlow, too, so I think that we are all friends and the circle keeps getting bigger.
I received this little line in an e-mail from a casual reader and need a bit of translation. If you know what it means, do not blow it for everyone, mmmmmkay?
She says, "You would LOVE my booper!"
TRANSLATIONS NEEDED IN THE COMMENTS. POINTS SHALL BE ADDED FOR FILTH.
All of you folks that read this AWESOME! blog every day pretty much know everyone here. I also correspond with most of y'all on the downlow, too, so I think that we are all friends and the circle keeps getting bigger.
I received this little line in an e-mail from a casual reader and need a bit of translation. If you know what it means, do not blow it for everyone, mmmmmkay?
She says, "You would LOVE my booper!"
TRANSLATIONS NEEDED IN THE COMMENTS. POINTS SHALL BE ADDED FOR FILTH.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
HR 3200 Clarification for MORONS
There is a push for the IDIOTS of the left to slam home the point that HR 3200 does not make private insurance illegal. This is TRUE. NOWHERE in HR 3200 can you find the word ILLEGAL. Well, unless it is unsearchable.
However, if a bill makes something IMPOSSIBLE, doesn't that pretty much accomplish the same thing? (Remember, I have only read 200 pages of this Bill, so there might be a clause in there that says, "OH! About that first 200 pages? FUCK THAT SHIT!!! We were just kidding!" I am pretty sure that it doesn't, though.)
From HR3200, page 16, Line 11-16, says that a "Grandfathered" private insurer CANNOT enroll new people into their program after year one. So, if you are NOT in a private plan before year one is over, YOU CAN NEVER GET IN ONE. So, what does that do? It makes private insurance IMPOSSIBLE because they can NEVER sign up new clients. GET IT, MORON?
Plus add to that the fact that private insurers who DO have clients already enrolled in their plans, CAN NEVER INCREASE PREMIUMS WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
No, HR3200 does NOT make private insurance illegal. But, it KILLS the industry by ensuring that they can never have any more clients or purchasers of their products. It doesn't make it illegal for private insurance to exist, IT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE.
That is the exact same thing.
Please take the time to comment.
However, if a bill makes something IMPOSSIBLE, doesn't that pretty much accomplish the same thing? (Remember, I have only read 200 pages of this Bill, so there might be a clause in there that says, "OH! About that first 200 pages? FUCK THAT SHIT!!! We were just kidding!" I am pretty sure that it doesn't, though.)
From HR3200, page 16, Line 11-16, says that a "Grandfathered" private insurer CANNOT enroll new people into their program after year one. So, if you are NOT in a private plan before year one is over, YOU CAN NEVER GET IN ONE. So, what does that do? It makes private insurance IMPOSSIBLE because they can NEVER sign up new clients. GET IT, MORON?
Plus add to that the fact that private insurers who DO have clients already enrolled in their plans, CAN NEVER INCREASE PREMIUMS WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
No, HR3200 does NOT make private insurance illegal. But, it KILLS the industry by ensuring that they can never have any more clients or purchasers of their products. It doesn't make it illegal for private insurance to exist, IT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE.
That is the exact same thing.
Please take the time to comment.
Rethinking My Personal Economy (and flat-out pimping)
I have decided to institute The Obamanomics in my personal life since the Smartest President in History™ says that his ideology is the greatest thing since a pocket on a tee-shirt.
Tomorrow morning, I shall hire forty attorneys and three hundred agitators to take twenty-one percent credit cards and pay off my low interest debt. Then, these people shall only pay the monthly minimum payment on those high interest credit cards. I think this is a really good plan, too.
Just so you know, I started reading HR 3200 (better known as QAHCAA) last night and got through 200 pages. Not once in this first 200 pages was anything related to reducing costs or increasing quality of medical care even mentioned. The only thing covered in this first 200 pages was penalties, taxes, and governing bodies that are able to audit bank statements and records of private citizens and businesses.
A tidbit, the only people and businesses that shall not be taxed to cover this RAPEFEST shall be those making less than 133% of the Federal Poverty Level and businesses that have less than 250K in payroll. Just for an example, if your cow milking business employs more than seven people making minimum wage, YOU ARE TAXED for this idiocy. IT UTTERLY SCREWS ANYONE TRYING TO BUILD A BUSINESS.
I stopped reading and started searching instead. Here are some startling facts about the Bill. The word 'doctor' is not in the bill at all. The word 'penalty' is included ninety-nine times. The word 'tax' 172 times. The word 'physician' 213 times. The Bill also includes a very extensive portion regarding 'home infusion therapy' designed to remove VETERANS from the hospital as quickly as possible.
Folks, this bill is NOT about improving medical services, it is about making a BIGGER BOONDOGGLE of obtaining those medical services that are necessary. Oh, and hiring attorneys and accountants to audit personal bank accounts and business records. OH YES!!! I can see how this is going to help something.
If you are planning on doing ANYTHING regarding medical, dental, or your health, you better do it RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!!! If this passes, doctors, insurance agencies, pharmaceutical companies, and anyone involved in medical equipment manufacturing or sales shall be relocating as far away from the United States as they can get.
Remember, President Smarty-Smart says that this 1017 page shitstorm shall REDUCE costs and INCREASE choices. The reason he says this is because HE. IS. STUPID.
And, honesty is NOT something that is found near Democrats.
Here is a very personal account on why QAHCAA is a really bad idea.
A very personal account on why Barry is a moronic, racist TWATWAFFLE.
Uh oh, it seems that Kleagle Henry Gates is the typical Far-Left thief and liar. Oh, he is a friend of the Paper President, that explains things.
More on Gates and his sticky fingers and The Obamoron's BUDDIES.
We gotta pay for those Federal Gummint high interest rate credit cards somehow, you know. Selling a bunch of Treasuries can ONLY HELP!
A very thorough linkdump on the economy. Take some time to read this, please.
AND FINALLY, the crazy person continues to push the idea that the WHOLE Obama Birth Certificate kerfuffle started at this little mediocre blog as a joke. Just so you know, I prefer to be called a "Nirther" instead of a "Birther." I think that "Nirther" is supposed to be more demeaning in the hollowed out shell of a Leftie's brain and it gives me joy to know that they have no idea how to invent derogatory words. That is because they are idiots.
Please take the time to comment.
Tomorrow morning, I shall hire forty attorneys and three hundred agitators to take twenty-one percent credit cards and pay off my low interest debt. Then, these people shall only pay the monthly minimum payment on those high interest credit cards. I think this is a really good plan, too.
Just so you know, I started reading HR 3200 (better known as QAHCAA) last night and got through 200 pages. Not once in this first 200 pages was anything related to reducing costs or increasing quality of medical care even mentioned. The only thing covered in this first 200 pages was penalties, taxes, and governing bodies that are able to audit bank statements and records of private citizens and businesses.
A tidbit, the only people and businesses that shall not be taxed to cover this RAPEFEST shall be those making less than 133% of the Federal Poverty Level and businesses that have less than 250K in payroll. Just for an example, if your cow milking business employs more than seven people making minimum wage, YOU ARE TAXED for this idiocy. IT UTTERLY SCREWS ANYONE TRYING TO BUILD A BUSINESS.
I stopped reading and started searching instead. Here are some startling facts about the Bill. The word 'doctor' is not in the bill at all. The word 'penalty' is included ninety-nine times. The word 'tax' 172 times. The word 'physician' 213 times. The Bill also includes a very extensive portion regarding 'home infusion therapy' designed to remove VETERANS from the hospital as quickly as possible.
Folks, this bill is NOT about improving medical services, it is about making a BIGGER BOONDOGGLE of obtaining those medical services that are necessary. Oh, and hiring attorneys and accountants to audit personal bank accounts and business records. OH YES!!! I can see how this is going to help something.
If you are planning on doing ANYTHING regarding medical, dental, or your health, you better do it RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!!! If this passes, doctors, insurance agencies, pharmaceutical companies, and anyone involved in medical equipment manufacturing or sales shall be relocating as far away from the United States as they can get.
Remember, President Smarty-Smart says that this 1017 page shitstorm shall REDUCE costs and INCREASE choices. The reason he says this is because HE. IS. STUPID.
And, honesty is NOT something that is found near Democrats.
Here is a very personal account on why QAHCAA is a really bad idea.
A very personal account on why Barry is a moronic, racist TWATWAFFLE.
Uh oh, it seems that Kleagle Henry Gates is the typical Far-Left thief and liar. Oh, he is a friend of the Paper President, that explains things.
More on Gates and his sticky fingers and The Obamoron's BUDDIES.
We gotta pay for those Federal Gummint high interest rate credit cards somehow, you know. Selling a bunch of Treasuries can ONLY HELP!
A very thorough linkdump on the economy. Take some time to read this, please.
AND FINALLY, the crazy person continues to push the idea that the WHOLE Obama Birth Certificate kerfuffle started at this little mediocre blog as a joke. Just so you know, I prefer to be called a "Nirther" instead of a "Birther." I think that "Nirther" is supposed to be more demeaning in the hollowed out shell of a Leftie's brain and it gives me joy to know that they have no idea how to invent derogatory words. That is because they are idiots.
Please take the time to comment.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Epiphany of Why Liberals Hate Humans
Since the past is indicative of the future events in a SANE world, I check past results to determine the most logical future performance. Buckle up, this might be fun.
Do you recall in the 2004 elections when all the Liberals said that they did not know anyone that voted for George W. Bush for President? This is a very good CLUE in why Liberals push all of their pet projects that thinking people know would cost HUMAN LIVES. I mean, other than the fact that they are ridiculously STUPID.
They hang out with other people that even they HATE. Who the Hell would not want to rid the planet of human beings if the only humans they knew were like Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, or Hillary Clinton? Dang, I cannot believe it took me this damn long to recognize that blatantly obvious fact!
Yeah, I do have liberal friends, but HELL! I never ask them their opinion on anything other than at which restaurant they want to dine, or if they like a song, or not. I would never ask their opinion on anything that requires thought, that would be mentally suicidal. Who the Hell wants to listen to the babbling of an obvious lunatic that sounds like this?
I also have a nineteen year old son and NEVER ONCE have I asked him about investing my money or whether I needed to do some refinancing or something similar. The same LOGIC exists when speaking to a Liberal, they do not have a grasp of REALITY that allows them to understand FACTS, MATH, OR SCIENCE.
Just yesterday, I received notification that my medical insurance shall not be renewed at the end of this contract. The reason for this is that the insurer sees the writing on the wall and they are SPECULATING on the direction of the medical insurers industry. They do not want to assume the risks involved in covering every ridiculous bullshit malady that those on the Left invent daily.
HOLY SHIT! Restless Leg Syndrome needs to be covered? Oh, I know it is a terrible malady, but it is in your damn HEAD. Grow some nuts and keep your fucking leg still, Moonbeam or get a job test riding bicycles.
Y'all pretty much know the stuff I read daily because I am a linker to the stuff that strikes my fancy. This morning at Gateway Pundit, Jim Hoft has a post about the EXTENSIVE LIES from the Obamoron Administration concerning their "medical insurance" bill. Read the comment thread, there is a definitive liberal there that possesses the intelligence of a carnival stuffed prize.
Folks, make no mistake, this Bill is NOT about reducing costs of medical services. If it were, they would address the moronic regulations that government has placed on the medical profession and insurers. It would also address some form of tort reform to keep John Edwards from channeling another dead baby in the courtroom. It is not even about control in my opinion, it is about reducing population. It is about KILLING poor people, undesirable minorities, philosophical opponents, and the elderly and handicapped.
Furthermore, every single proposal that has come from this administration and the Congress is about reducing success and freedom. For crying out loud, they RULED that Carbon Dioxide was a pollutant! What kind of idiot would do that? TELL ME!!!
Why would Obama continue lying about what the Democrats are trying to FORCE on the citizens of our country?
I was really curious to know how this program would cut costs, UNTIL I READ THIS. Welcome to Epiphany Saturday on Twittah!
By the way, here are the THREVE* HUNDRED THOUSAND MILLION BAZILLION folks that currently are uninsured.
Please take the time to comment.
* This is an unknown number, somewhere between three and five.
Do you recall in the 2004 elections when all the Liberals said that they did not know anyone that voted for George W. Bush for President? This is a very good CLUE in why Liberals push all of their pet projects that thinking people know would cost HUMAN LIVES. I mean, other than the fact that they are ridiculously STUPID.
They hang out with other people that even they HATE. Who the Hell would not want to rid the planet of human beings if the only humans they knew were like Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, or Hillary Clinton? Dang, I cannot believe it took me this damn long to recognize that blatantly obvious fact!
Yeah, I do have liberal friends, but HELL! I never ask them their opinion on anything other than at which restaurant they want to dine, or if they like a song, or not. I would never ask their opinion on anything that requires thought, that would be mentally suicidal. Who the Hell wants to listen to the babbling of an obvious lunatic that sounds like this?
I also have a nineteen year old son and NEVER ONCE have I asked him about investing my money or whether I needed to do some refinancing or something similar. The same LOGIC exists when speaking to a Liberal, they do not have a grasp of REALITY that allows them to understand FACTS, MATH, OR SCIENCE.
Just yesterday, I received notification that my medical insurance shall not be renewed at the end of this contract. The reason for this is that the insurer sees the writing on the wall and they are SPECULATING on the direction of the medical insurers industry. They do not want to assume the risks involved in covering every ridiculous bullshit malady that those on the Left invent daily.
HOLY SHIT! Restless Leg Syndrome needs to be covered? Oh, I know it is a terrible malady, but it is in your damn HEAD. Grow some nuts and keep your fucking leg still, Moonbeam or get a job test riding bicycles.
Y'all pretty much know the stuff I read daily because I am a linker to the stuff that strikes my fancy. This morning at Gateway Pundit, Jim Hoft has a post about the EXTENSIVE LIES from the Obamoron Administration concerning their "medical insurance" bill. Read the comment thread, there is a definitive liberal there that possesses the intelligence of a carnival stuffed prize.
Folks, make no mistake, this Bill is NOT about reducing costs of medical services. If it were, they would address the moronic regulations that government has placed on the medical profession and insurers. It would also address some form of tort reform to keep John Edwards from channeling another dead baby in the courtroom. It is not even about control in my opinion, it is about reducing population. It is about KILLING poor people, undesirable minorities, philosophical opponents, and the elderly and handicapped.
Furthermore, every single proposal that has come from this administration and the Congress is about reducing success and freedom. For crying out loud, they RULED that Carbon Dioxide was a pollutant! What kind of idiot would do that? TELL ME!!!
Why would Obama continue lying about what the Democrats are trying to FORCE on the citizens of our country?
I was really curious to know how this program would cut costs, UNTIL I READ THIS. Welcome to Epiphany Saturday on Twittah!
By the way, here are the THREVE* HUNDRED THOUSAND MILLION BAZILLION folks that currently are uninsured.
Please take the time to comment.
* This is an unknown number, somewhere between three and five.
AGW – Rise of the Horsepucky (A Guest Post)
This is the third in the Classical Liberal contract for posts for this mediocre blog. The contract had to be terminated because he is increasing the level of discourse here and we want to maintain our FIFTH GRADE READABILITY STANDARDS. (Please understand that at any time in the future, we might just stroll over to his place [or anyone else's] and just cut and paste without any credit given to the author. Because that is how WE FUCKING ROLL.)
When 'I Told You So,' Just Doesn't Go Far Enough...
What do you call a person, educated or not, who in the face of rising empirical data which suggests their stance on an issue, at a very minimum requires re-examination, and yet remains steadfast in their position? A fool! Does it matter if it is just one person staring in the face of evidence or 10,000? No! And yet, even with the reams and reams of research indicating that AGW is as real as the Tooth Fairy, they cling to their theory.
Make no mistake, AGW is the platform for which 'Economic Equality' and large aspects of Socialism have been built. Here's how I get there. If the very substance which plant life on this planet needs in order to survive, something we, ourselves, create as a by product of merely living can be classified a pollutant, the government gets to step in and regulate that substance. How does the government regulate anything? They appoint a bureaucracy to oversee any entity which manufactures that substance during the course of their business. They then assign punitive monetary values to the output of the substance. This, in turn, penalizes those companies who are in markets where this substance is a large by-product, and it penalizes those nations who are large generators of this substance.
The substance in question, is of course, Carbon Dioxide. The companies, in most cases are energy companies or agriculture concerns. The countries are the largest, most prosperous nations on the face of the earth. Why? Because they require more energy and agriculture to fuel their economies. So here is where the economic equality and socialism come into play. It's not fair that the United States of America is the most prosperous nation on the planet, therefore, the United Nations and those who are jealous of our prosperity can impose, through CO2 regulation, large punitive fines and damages which must be paid to the UN, developing countries or even multi-national corporations specializing in carbon credits or offsets, whose funds ultimately are spent or dispersed to these developing countries. Now you have economic equality, penalize the big guy, and force him to give some of what he's earned to the small guy. This concept is also known as 'spreading the wealth.' When you take money from those that have earned it and give it to those who have not, you get socialism.
It doesn't matter how many reports come out which state AGW is flat out wrong, or grossly inaccurate, some will continue to cling to it as if it were their religion.
Please take the time to comment.
When 'I Told You So,' Just Doesn't Go Far Enough...
What do you call a person, educated or not, who in the face of rising empirical data which suggests their stance on an issue, at a very minimum requires re-examination, and yet remains steadfast in their position? A fool! Does it matter if it is just one person staring in the face of evidence or 10,000? No! And yet, even with the reams and reams of research indicating that AGW is as real as the Tooth Fairy, they cling to their theory.
Make no mistake, AGW is the platform for which 'Economic Equality' and large aspects of Socialism have been built. Here's how I get there. If the very substance which plant life on this planet needs in order to survive, something we, ourselves, create as a by product of merely living can be classified a pollutant, the government gets to step in and regulate that substance. How does the government regulate anything? They appoint a bureaucracy to oversee any entity which manufactures that substance during the course of their business. They then assign punitive monetary values to the output of the substance. This, in turn, penalizes those companies who are in markets where this substance is a large by-product, and it penalizes those nations who are large generators of this substance.
The substance in question, is of course, Carbon Dioxide. The companies, in most cases are energy companies or agriculture concerns. The countries are the largest, most prosperous nations on the face of the earth. Why? Because they require more energy and agriculture to fuel their economies. So here is where the economic equality and socialism come into play. It's not fair that the United States of America is the most prosperous nation on the planet, therefore, the United Nations and those who are jealous of our prosperity can impose, through CO2 regulation, large punitive fines and damages which must be paid to the UN, developing countries or even multi-national corporations specializing in carbon credits or offsets, whose funds ultimately are spent or dispersed to these developing countries. Now you have economic equality, penalize the big guy, and force him to give some of what he's earned to the small guy. This concept is also known as 'spreading the wealth.' When you take money from those that have earned it and give it to those who have not, you get socialism.
It doesn't matter how many reports come out which state AGW is flat out wrong, or grossly inaccurate, some will continue to cling to it as if it were their religion.
Please take the time to comment.
Stainless Steel Sterilized Linkdump
Less than three word links. Think about the words and lemme know if I condensed these posts correctly. Mmmmmmkay?
Worst. Song. EVAR.
Country=UNEMPLOYED.
Anti-Reverse Racism.
Continued.
MORE Democrat Racism.
Racism 101.
Racists p0wned.
Eco-terrorists.
MOM Jeans FAIL.
AGW Video.
Obama SUCCESS?
Clintonesque 101.
Cheney DEATH SQUADS.
Obama terrorism.
Obama Carter.
Barry the Deadbeat.
Housing Handbasket.
Jackmalia Record Plundering.
Democrat Censorship!!!!
Atheist Creationism.
NOT INDIAN MOUND.
Facebook Feather Troofers.
Threesome FTW!!!
Confederacy v. Union.
21st Century Drunkdialing.
Redskin AWESOME.
Please take the time to comment.
Worst. Song. EVAR.
Country=UNEMPLOYED.
Anti-Reverse Racism.
Continued.
MORE Democrat Racism.
Racism 101.
Racists p0wned.
Eco-terrorists.
MOM Jeans FAIL.
AGW Video.
Obama SUCCESS?
Clintonesque 101.
Cheney DEATH SQUADS.
Obama terrorism.
Obama Carter.
Barry the Deadbeat.
Housing Handbasket.
Jackmalia Record Plundering.
Democrat Censorship!!!!
Atheist Creationism.
NOT INDIAN MOUND.
Facebook Feather Troofers.
Threesome FTW!!!
Confederacy v. Union.
21st Century Drunkdialing.
Redskin AWESOME.
Please take the time to comment.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Drive-By Blogging - Pimping the Commenters
As usual, I don't even know what I want until I am told. I wanted to be NUMBER ONE on The Google for "bobby bowden on gameday."Thanks, Andy for giving me that honor. Look for a little extra on your check next week, son!
And I have another AGW post from Classical Liberal to post as well, and I am going to post it tomorrow. I hate doing that, but the debate is still raging on that topic and it needs to be posted. SO, since CL is one of us, please take the time to ignore the family for a minute and give it a read and comment.
Oh, and check out both of their blogs, well unless you are them, so then you should check out the other one of y'alls blogs. Well, you know what I mean.
Please take the time to comment.
Democrats Made Me Poorer Today
As most of y'all know, today the hourly rate for ignorant people was increased today to a WHOPPING $7.25 an hour. That is an increase in the cost of ignorant person labor from JUST YESTERDAY in the amount of 10.7 percent. IN ONE DAY!
MY SALARY did NOT increase since yesterday.
In preparation for the reduction of my wealth from the increase in ignorant person pay, yesterday I dined in the FINE ESTABLISHMENT aptly named McDonald's.
Just yesterday, my meal, the Number Four, the Double Quarter Pounder Meal was six dollars, ZERO eight cents ($6.08).
Today, I again dined at that fine establishment and again ordered the Number Four, the Double Quarter Pounder meal and purchased it for six dollars, seventy-five cents ($6.75).
Get this, the minimum wage rate was increased by 10.7% and my meal price was increased by 10.03%. WOW! So, if the person that received an increase in their minimum wage earnings buys the EXACT SAME THING, they (nearly) are WORTH THE SAME MONEY!!!
BUT! I am poorer. SHOCKER!!!!!
Now, you must understand another little tidbit that messes things up even more.
JUST YESTERDAY, there were some folks that were making SEVEN DOLLARS an hour, which was forty-five cents MORE than minimum wage. Today, they got a raise of twenty-five cents an hour to the NEW minimum wage, YET ARE LITERALLY WORTH LESS MONEY!!!!
Folks, Democrats are some FUCKED UP MORONS.
Please take the time to comment.
MY SALARY did NOT increase since yesterday.
In preparation for the reduction of my wealth from the increase in ignorant person pay, yesterday I dined in the FINE ESTABLISHMENT aptly named McDonald's.
Just yesterday, my meal, the Number Four, the Double Quarter Pounder Meal was six dollars, ZERO eight cents ($6.08).
Today, I again dined at that fine establishment and again ordered the Number Four, the Double Quarter Pounder meal and purchased it for six dollars, seventy-five cents ($6.75).
Get this, the minimum wage rate was increased by 10.7% and my meal price was increased by 10.03%. WOW! So, if the person that received an increase in their minimum wage earnings buys the EXACT SAME THING, they (nearly) are WORTH THE SAME MONEY!!!
BUT! I am poorer. SHOCKER!!!!!
Now, you must understand another little tidbit that messes things up even more.
JUST YESTERDAY, there were some folks that were making SEVEN DOLLARS an hour, which was forty-five cents MORE than minimum wage. Today, they got a raise of twenty-five cents an hour to the NEW minimum wage, YET ARE LITERALLY WORTH LESS MONEY!!!!
Folks, Democrats are some FUCKED UP MORONS.
Please take the time to comment.
Six Months Four Days - And Hell Followed With Him
No, I am no Biblical scholar, I am Catholic, remember? But, taken from the King James version of the Bible, Revelation 6:8 seems to pretty much cover all of President Incompetent's plan for our country.
Now, if I think that Barry is a delivered from G_d to bring about the vengeance from above, then I have to believe that so were his "intellectual" brethren like Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and AIDS.
Then, I have to accept that this future predicted by Revelation is going to take a damn long time and it is going TO HURT.
Please take the time to comment.
(For some reason, Bible verses look better in italics to me. SKRANGE.)
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
Now, if I think that Barry is a delivered from G_d to bring about the vengeance from above, then I have to believe that so were his "intellectual" brethren like Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and AIDS.
Then, I have to accept that this future predicted by Revelation is going to take a damn long time and it is going TO HURT.
Please take the time to comment.
(For some reason, Bible verses look better in italics to me. SKRANGE.)
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Shower Solutions
As most smart folks do, I usually solve all of the world's problems while showering. This is where I developed the idea of the World's Worst Sandwich™ contest, too. Just so you know, it is banana and horseradish, for reals, trust me.
Anyhoo, with the "healthcare" thingy in my head, I entered the Think Tank this morning. As usual, I cut the ever-loving SHIT out of my throat while shaving. The morning delirium tremens usually provide the shaky hands that make shaving inherently dangerous. Being an incredibly heavy drinker (read Catholic) there are some quality of life issues that take a nutpunch in the morning.*
Now, this morning's game show attacks the "healthcare" VICTIM hierarchy. With the throat cut-ty thing going on, I wondered how I would place in the RIGHT to medical services. So, I decided to develop in my opinion the ULTIMATE PATIENT. You take a shot in the comments, too!
Here's my PRIORITY PATIENT: An illegal Haitian Muslim immigrant parolee on the sexual predator list from a child rape conviction, that is a transgendered homosexual with full blown AIDS, who pulls a HAMMY while running from the police after committing a gun murder during a botched drug deal in the 'Hood.
Your turn.
Please take the time to comment.
*Yes, I basically quit drinking again about two years ago, soooo.
Anyhoo, with the "healthcare" thingy in my head, I entered the Think Tank this morning. As usual, I cut the ever-loving SHIT out of my throat while shaving. The morning delirium tremens usually provide the shaky hands that make shaving inherently dangerous. Being an incredibly heavy drinker (read Catholic) there are some quality of life issues that take a nutpunch in the morning.*
Now, this morning's game show attacks the "healthcare" VICTIM hierarchy. With the throat cut-ty thing going on, I wondered how I would place in the RIGHT to medical services. So, I decided to develop in my opinion the ULTIMATE PATIENT. You take a shot in the comments, too!
Here's my PRIORITY PATIENT: An illegal Haitian Muslim immigrant parolee on the sexual predator list from a child rape conviction, that is a transgendered homosexual with full blown AIDS, who pulls a HAMMY while running from the police after committing a gun murder during a botched drug deal in the 'Hood.
Your turn.
Please take the time to comment.
*Yes, I basically quit drinking again about two years ago, soooo.
Uh, He's the SMARTEST President Ever!
I am really beginning to think that this Barry guy is a terrible person that is sandpoundingly dumb. Really, his grasp of reality is so far removed from the real world that it is like watching a kitten try to understand the intricacies of nuclear physics.We all know there are no intelligent folks left that think Barry is NOT a simpering imbecile.
Anyhoo, the fourth episode of 'Barry's Friends' came on last night and was titled, "How to Crush Medicine and Destroy Lives: Killing Old and Poor People." Just so you know, the SITCOM was not limited to just trying to kill as many people as possible, but it also took a walk on the RACIST SIDE when Barry said that the police officer that arrested the IDIOT Harvard professor was STUPID. Why does Barry hate white people so much? I mean ALLEGEDLY he is half white and was always raised by his white family. Of course, since we have very little factual information about Barry, we can only go on the published words from whomever wrote his books.
SO, the bill that Barry commandeered the airways to PIMP was the appropriately named QAHCAA. Say it. The acronym means "Quality, Affordable Health Coverage for All Americans." [Insert appropriate reference to a steaming pile of dogshit right here.]
Now, since none of us are morons that worship at the Altar of Fail, we all know that we do not want a any MORE government involvement in our medical business. Especially a bill that includes these little TIDBITS.
Folks, the bill could be worse, but NOT MUCH. Let's just ignore it, okay? Because we are the kind of folks that just roll over and take it when the government rolls in and takes over everything. That is the AMERICAN WAY! Wait, no scratch that, reverse it, and then BURN DOWN THE SWITCHBOARD!!!!!
Ann Coulter chimes in on the 'healthcare' takeover by the imbeciles.
I am really FEELING this "Death with Dignity" thingy. The last time that I went to the doctor, I was sitting in the waiting room thinking to myself, the one thing that is missing from this experience of anticipation of what amounts to basically a stranger sticking their fingers in my ass and juggling my nuts is MORE FUCKING LAWYERS AND BUREAUCRATS!!! (I really do appreciate the staging of the examination, though. Checking your throat BEFORE checking your ass is probably the natural order, well unless you are into that kind of thing, you sick fucking DEMOCRAT.)
Oddly enough, the Monarchy of
And folks, when you think about who is going to be running the Gummint Doctoring show, just take a gander at this Ghettofantabulous IDIOT that Barry has picked for Surgeon General. As far as I can tell, her entire claim to fame is centered around her ENTIRE FAMILY dying from preventable illnesses and receiving a MacArthur Grant. By the way, Sambo Mockbee, the director of the Rural Design Studio at The Barn's (Auburn) School of Architecture received a MacArthur Grant, too. Sambo was by definition, AN IDIOT. I make this determination from actually having a conversation with him regarding building houses out of CARDBOARD. He was PRO, I was CON.
I cannot wait until the Statist Doctoring Legislative Body runs up against something like this. Who is the BIGGEST VICTIM in this scenario? (Just know, I have a Google Alert for "Torn Genitals." It is ALWAYS cringe worthy.)
Now, how exactly will the FAILBOAT Administration push through this Intended Killing of People Bill? Well, they will send Congresscritters home for the August break without the economic data that is usually released in July. That is unless the idiots decide to ram it through before the break, which is HIGHLY possible.
Watch this, you sheeple and send it to all your WoW friends, too!
Please continue to sound the alarm that Democrats and all that back them are MORONS and have only bad answers to easily solved problems.
Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
More Silliness from Leftards
Seriously folks, I search in vain to find a single leftist that has any clue on anything. It would please me no end to find one single liberal that could back their beliefs with any facts or any philosophical beliefs.
They have none. Their brains do not function properly. They are, quite frankly, really stupid or certifiably insane. There is NOT ONE SINGLE idea that they have that is correct on ANY TOPIC.
Pick anything and ask a lib, they could not be more wrong on their reply if they tried to pick the most asinine solution. Again, they are either stupid or certifiably insane.
Point in case, the economy has been struggling for almost three years now. Something happened in that time frame that caused that decline. For the left, who worships government like normal people worship G_d, they have determined that the problem was former President Bush. Good choice.
For idiots.
You see, the President has very little to do with the federal government absconding with MONEY from those that have it. The Congress does that. And since January 2007, the Congress has been controlled by the Party of the Stupid Idiots. Some people call them Democrats, but I call them what they are, MORONS.
In just six months, the Party of Ridiculously Moronic Stupid Libtards will have controlled the Congress for three years. The exact same length of time that the economy has been going to shit.
Now the media is telling you that the economy is actually recovering and they point to the market to "prove" it. The funny thing is the market shows us the EXACT opposite. On July 20, 2007, the Dow Jones Industrial Average stood at 13,907.25. It is DOWN 4991.31 since that time. In other words, FUCKING BAD.
They also tell you that the unemployment percentage is going to grow higher throughout the year and start falling next year. What they do NOT tell you is that already the unemployment percentage is fully two clicks higher than they said it was going to be.
AND....
On Friday, the minimum wage shall be increased for the third time in less than three years. Minimum wage shall be raised to 7.25 an hour on July 24th. Please understand that this is going to EXPLODE unemployment wide FUCKING open. We are already at about ten percent, look for it to be around 12 or 13 percent by the end of the year. That is almost DOUBLE what Barry Obama and his merry band of moronic dipshits predicted.
If you want to really have fun looking at unemployment, find the US Labor Statistics for cities controlled by Democrats and compare them to ones controlled by Republicans. The difference is DRASTIC. Point in case, Rankin County, Mississippi, totally controlled by Republicans, has the LOWEST unemployment and the HIGHEST average income, while neighboring Hinds County, completely controlled BY IDIOTS, has the opposite on both metrics. SHOCKER HUH?
Also, understand this, when minimum wage is increased, people lose jobs, BUT the more important thing is that the folks that make more than minimum wage in effect receive a SALARY CUT. You still receive the same amount of money for your work, but ALL PRODUCTS GET MORE EXPENSIVE TO COVER MINIMUM WAGE. So, the least talented and least intelligent people make effectively the same money. They are NOT HELPED AT ALL, but at least they receive close to a zero sum gain.
YOU LOSE MONEY.
Now, the leftist imbeciles will tell you that you are heartless and cruel if you do not help the least competent and according to STUPIDITY they are correct.
Here is the true solution to the poor problem, to the "healthcare crisis," to the unemployment problem and pretty much all of the other things that DUMB FUCKING PEOPLE whine about.
GET THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OUT OF OUR LIVES. In order to attempt to do exactly that, Ronald Reagan introduced "Supply-Side Economics" that removed government meddling and returned money to the people that earned it. Of course, the Democrats in Congress kept spending until they were turned out in 1994. From 1994 to 2007, the DJIA went from around 3000 to over 13,000.
Final thought, Supply-Side Economics is based on the fact that those of us that PRODUCE are the catalyst to the economy. This has been proven to be true every single time it is tried. Keynesian Economics or The Economics of TWATWAFFLES is the idea that demand for certain things miraculously PRODUCES them and has NEVER worked whenever it is tried.
Y'all will have to pardon me for a while, I am off to try some Keynesian philosophy and see if my DEMANDING really tall, twin, Asian, cheerleaders, with green eyes, and large breasts and asses produces the supply. I'll let y'all know the SUCCESS of the Keynesian way, tomorrow.
Please take the time to comment.
They have none. Their brains do not function properly. They are, quite frankly, really stupid or certifiably insane. There is NOT ONE SINGLE idea that they have that is correct on ANY TOPIC.
Pick anything and ask a lib, they could not be more wrong on their reply if they tried to pick the most asinine solution. Again, they are either stupid or certifiably insane.
Point in case, the economy has been struggling for almost three years now. Something happened in that time frame that caused that decline. For the left, who worships government like normal people worship G_d, they have determined that the problem was former President Bush. Good choice.
For idiots.
You see, the President has very little to do with the federal government absconding with MONEY from those that have it. The Congress does that. And since January 2007, the Congress has been controlled by the Party of the Stupid Idiots. Some people call them Democrats, but I call them what they are, MORONS.
In just six months, the Party of Ridiculously Moronic Stupid Libtards will have controlled the Congress for three years. The exact same length of time that the economy has been going to shit.
Now the media is telling you that the economy is actually recovering and they point to the market to "prove" it. The funny thing is the market shows us the EXACT opposite. On July 20, 2007, the Dow Jones Industrial Average stood at 13,907.25. It is DOWN 4991.31 since that time. In other words, FUCKING BAD.
They also tell you that the unemployment percentage is going to grow higher throughout the year and start falling next year. What they do NOT tell you is that already the unemployment percentage is fully two clicks higher than they said it was going to be.
AND....
On Friday, the minimum wage shall be increased for the third time in less than three years. Minimum wage shall be raised to 7.25 an hour on July 24th. Please understand that this is going to EXPLODE unemployment wide FUCKING open. We are already at about ten percent, look for it to be around 12 or 13 percent by the end of the year. That is almost DOUBLE what Barry Obama and his merry band of moronic dipshits predicted.
If you want to really have fun looking at unemployment, find the US Labor Statistics for cities controlled by Democrats and compare them to ones controlled by Republicans. The difference is DRASTIC. Point in case, Rankin County, Mississippi, totally controlled by Republicans, has the LOWEST unemployment and the HIGHEST average income, while neighboring Hinds County, completely controlled BY IDIOTS, has the opposite on both metrics. SHOCKER HUH?
Also, understand this, when minimum wage is increased, people lose jobs, BUT the more important thing is that the folks that make more than minimum wage in effect receive a SALARY CUT. You still receive the same amount of money for your work, but ALL PRODUCTS GET MORE EXPENSIVE TO COVER MINIMUM WAGE. So, the least talented and least intelligent people make effectively the same money. They are NOT HELPED AT ALL, but at least they receive close to a zero sum gain.
YOU LOSE MONEY.
Now, the leftist imbeciles will tell you that you are heartless and cruel if you do not help the least competent and according to STUPIDITY they are correct.
Here is the true solution to the poor problem, to the "healthcare crisis," to the unemployment problem and pretty much all of the other things that DUMB FUCKING PEOPLE whine about.
GET THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OUT OF OUR LIVES. In order to attempt to do exactly that, Ronald Reagan introduced "Supply-Side Economics" that removed government meddling and returned money to the people that earned it. Of course, the Democrats in Congress kept spending until they were turned out in 1994. From 1994 to 2007, the DJIA went from around 3000 to over 13,000.
Final thought, Supply-Side Economics is based on the fact that those of us that PRODUCE are the catalyst to the economy. This has been proven to be true every single time it is tried. Keynesian Economics or The Economics of TWATWAFFLES is the idea that demand for certain things miraculously PRODUCES them and has NEVER worked whenever it is tried.
Y'all will have to pardon me for a while, I am off to try some Keynesian philosophy and see if my DEMANDING really tall, twin, Asian, cheerleaders, with green eyes, and large breasts and asses produces the supply. I'll let y'all know the SUCCESS of the Keynesian way, tomorrow.
Please take the time to comment.
Monday, July 20, 2009
AGW – All the Cool Joo Haters Do It! (A Guest Post/Response)
I recently published a blog post on AGW, Anthropogenic Global Warming, and many of you were kind enough to read all the way through and comment on the post. A very special thank you goes out to each of you who took the time to read the post! One of our favorite commenters, One Salient Oversight raised several questions in the comment section, I am proud to present AGW II: A New Heap.
There exists a consensus amongst scientists that AGW is real. This pseudo-fact is tossed about quite liberally. Let’s dissect this statement just a smidge, shall we? We need to define a couple of terms, just so we’re all on the same page, mmkay?
1. Consensus - An opinion or position reached by a group as a whole
2. Opinion - a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty
3. Science - A branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws.
4. Fact – Something that actually exists; reality; truth.
5. Law – (Science) a statement of a relation or sequence of phenomena invariable under the same conditions.
Now that we have the terms defined, let’s translate the previously mentioned statement supplanting actual definitions.
There exists a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty, reached by a group who study a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of reality/truth, systematically arranged and showing the operations of phenomena invariable under the same conditions, as a whole that AGW is real.
Plain English: There is a belief resting on grounds insufficient to produce certainty, amongst those who dedicate themselves to studying facts and laws that are repeatable under controlled conditions that AGW, something which cannot be repeated under controlled conditions, exists.
A belief in spite of truth… Isn’t that what many scientists and liberals accuse Christians of employing?!
Consensus implies that the position held on AGW was ‘reached by a group as a whole,’ and yet we know that there are more than 30,000 scientists including some 9,000 PHD’s who do not subscribe to the AGW myth… Therefore, the statement, as grammatically incorrect as it already is, is patently false on its surface.
So, for the record, and you can quote me: “THERE EXISTS NO CONSENSUS AMONGST SCIENTISTS THAT AGW IS REAL.” AGW is not science, it is at best theory and at worst a hoax of the most despicable kind.
Speaking of science and AGW, where are all those results of laboratory tests showing that AGW is indisputably real, fact and by definition: science?! Oh, that’s right, there aren’t any… Even the computer models make Algore look like an ass on a stick.
Polar Ice Caps – Oh noez! they’re all melting, and we’re all gonna die!!!!!!!1!1! Except, that’s not true… The Antarctic sea ice is expanding at a record level. Oh yeah, and the Arctic sea ice… it’s still there, too.
It’s warmer than it’s ever been, ever! Really?! This planet has been around by some estimates more than 10,000,000,000 years. (As an aside, if you spent a dollar a day for each day that the earth has been in existence, you still wouldn’t have spent as PeeBo has flushed down the economic toilet with the Porkulus Bill, but I digress) The most reliable measurement of global temperatures has been in existence since 1850. Now that may seem like a long time because it predates the Twinkies in your pantry by about 3 weeks, however, in the scheme of the overall age of this planet, that’s what we call statistically insignificant. It would be data non grata… worthless without MAJOR extrapolation. The longest instrumental temperature recording has been around a whopping 350 years. Assuming the earth is 100 times younger than the oldest estimates, 10,000,000 years, 350 years represents 0.000035%. That number is so small I’d be guessing when I said it’s 35 thousandths of one percent. (As another aside, 35 thousandths of one percent would be the number of US voters who voted for Dennis Kucinich in the last election) So, based on 0.000035% of data available, we are ready to declare, unequivocally, the earth is warmer than it’s ever been… I’d call that highly irresponsible, but then I’m not Algore.
The reality is that this earth has been though violent extremes in temperature and will continue to do so, regardless of you taking your Tahoe down to the Piggly Wiggly to grab some Ho Ho’s and a case of Mt. Dew.
If you’re curious about the whole AGW thing, be very careful! Belief in AGW is indisputably rooted in anti-Semitism! Damn joos are responsible for everything bad! Belief in AGW has also been proven to cause the following; a decrease your sperm count, back hair, midget infestations, anal seepage and cock fighting, amongst others!
Please take the time to comment.
This is Classical Liberal's response to comments received from his LAST POST. Y'all worry the shit out of him to get started on his own blog. He already has the site set up with nothing on the damn thing.
There exists a consensus amongst scientists that AGW is real. This pseudo-fact is tossed about quite liberally. Let’s dissect this statement just a smidge, shall we? We need to define a couple of terms, just so we’re all on the same page, mmkay?
1. Consensus - An opinion or position reached by a group as a whole
2. Opinion - a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty
3. Science - A branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws.
4. Fact – Something that actually exists; reality; truth.
5. Law – (Science) a statement of a relation or sequence of phenomena invariable under the same conditions.
Now that we have the terms defined, let’s translate the previously mentioned statement supplanting actual definitions.
There exists a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty, reached by a group who study a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of reality/truth, systematically arranged and showing the operations of phenomena invariable under the same conditions, as a whole that AGW is real.
Plain English: There is a belief resting on grounds insufficient to produce certainty, amongst those who dedicate themselves to studying facts and laws that are repeatable under controlled conditions that AGW, something which cannot be repeated under controlled conditions, exists.
A belief in spite of truth… Isn’t that what many scientists and liberals accuse Christians of employing?!
Consensus implies that the position held on AGW was ‘reached by a group as a whole,’ and yet we know that there are more than 30,000 scientists including some 9,000 PHD’s who do not subscribe to the AGW myth… Therefore, the statement, as grammatically incorrect as it already is, is patently false on its surface.
So, for the record, and you can quote me: “THERE EXISTS NO CONSENSUS AMONGST SCIENTISTS THAT AGW IS REAL.” AGW is not science, it is at best theory and at worst a hoax of the most despicable kind.
Speaking of science and AGW, where are all those results of laboratory tests showing that AGW is indisputably real, fact and by definition: science?! Oh, that’s right, there aren’t any… Even the computer models make Algore look like an ass on a stick.
Polar Ice Caps – Oh noez! they’re all melting, and we’re all gonna die!!!!!!!1!1! Except, that’s not true… The Antarctic sea ice is expanding at a record level. Oh yeah, and the Arctic sea ice… it’s still there, too.
It’s warmer than it’s ever been, ever! Really?! This planet has been around by some estimates more than 10,000,000,000 years. (As an aside, if you spent a dollar a day for each day that the earth has been in existence, you still wouldn’t have spent as PeeBo has flushed down the economic toilet with the Porkulus Bill, but I digress) The most reliable measurement of global temperatures has been in existence since 1850. Now that may seem like a long time because it predates the Twinkies in your pantry by about 3 weeks, however, in the scheme of the overall age of this planet, that’s what we call statistically insignificant. It would be data non grata… worthless without MAJOR extrapolation. The longest instrumental temperature recording has been around a whopping 350 years. Assuming the earth is 100 times younger than the oldest estimates, 10,000,000 years, 350 years represents 0.000035%. That number is so small I’d be guessing when I said it’s 35 thousandths of one percent. (As another aside, 35 thousandths of one percent would be the number of US voters who voted for Dennis Kucinich in the last election) So, based on 0.000035% of data available, we are ready to declare, unequivocally, the earth is warmer than it’s ever been… I’d call that highly irresponsible, but then I’m not Algore.
The reality is that this earth has been though violent extremes in temperature and will continue to do so, regardless of you taking your Tahoe down to the Piggly Wiggly to grab some Ho Ho’s and a case of Mt. Dew.
If you’re curious about the whole AGW thing, be very careful! Belief in AGW is indisputably rooted in anti-Semitism! Damn joos are responsible for everything bad! Belief in AGW has also been proven to cause the following; a decrease your sperm count, back hair, midget infestations, anal seepage and cock fighting, amongst others!
Please take the time to comment.
This is Classical Liberal's response to comments received from his LAST POST. Y'all worry the shit out of him to get started on his own blog. He already has the site set up with nothing on the damn thing.
Democrats Bring the Awesome!
Since I grew up in Mississippi, I know from personal experience that Democrats run the show here. Remember, to this very DAY, both sides of our state house are controlled by Democrats, most all local positions are held by Democrats, and most people are registered Democrats. But, the national media continues to tell you that Mississippi is a Republican state. SKRANGE.
Anyhoo, Mississippi has one of the poorest areas in the entire country, the Mississippi Delta. It is really odd that the Delta is also some of the most fertile farmland in the world, yet has a very high unemployment rate. Another SKRANGE thing.
Just so you know, the Delta has ALWAYS been run by Democrats at the local level, state level, and even the national level. Yes, Barry won the Delta counties by landslides and the Representative is Bennie Thompson who is right up there with the DUMBEST people in DC. Oh, Bennie is also CHAIRMAN of the Homeland Security Clusterfuck in the House, because intelligence is eschewed in all forms by government.
Just so you can see the Democrats in their natural habitat, Conservative Belle posted videos of the Leland, Mississippi Board of Aldermen over at Doubleplus Undead. HOLY SHIT, you gotta see this!!!!!! The videos make the Dallas School Board look sane, NO SHIT.
Democrats are AWESOME I tell ya.
Please take the time to comment.
Anyhoo, Mississippi has one of the poorest areas in the entire country, the Mississippi Delta. It is really odd that the Delta is also some of the most fertile farmland in the world, yet has a very high unemployment rate. Another SKRANGE thing.
Just so you know, the Delta has ALWAYS been run by Democrats at the local level, state level, and even the national level. Yes, Barry won the Delta counties by landslides and the Representative is Bennie Thompson who is right up there with the DUMBEST people in DC. Oh, Bennie is also CHAIRMAN of the Homeland Security Clusterfuck in the House, because intelligence is eschewed in all forms by government.
Just so you can see the Democrats in their natural habitat, Conservative Belle posted videos of the Leland, Mississippi Board of Aldermen over at Doubleplus Undead. HOLY SHIT, you gotta see this!!!!!! The videos make the Dallas School Board look sane, NO SHIT.
Democrats are AWESOME I tell ya.
Please take the time to comment.
I Be Bored
I have made the attempt to begin to sleep like normal humans, so I am back to that dreaded five hour a night sleep cycle in an attempt to have even more energy. This is having a negative effect on my awesomeness because now I no longer have the huge bags under my eyes and the Thorazine Shuffle walk that has become one of my trademarks.
In the morgue over this past week, Walter Cronkite. In case you were unaware, Cronkite was a POS Libtard. I can remember my grandfather losing his shit over Cronkite being a Communist as far back at the late 1960s. Pop hated Cronkite even more than he hated Dan Rather, too, which is an awful lot. You see, my grandfather was a great American. Unlike >99% of our national media folks.
Also, today is the fortieth anniversary of the lunar landing and the first man walking on the moon. Back in 1969, my family and I went to Daytona Beach for the family vacation, we went to Silver Springs, some whale-jumping bullshit place, hung out on the beach, and traveled to Cape Kennedy to satisfy the whims of an ALMOST five year old little boy. During the trip to Kennedy, I went through a mock-up of the lunar landing module, the splashdown capsule, and actually took photographs of Apollo 11 on the launching pad. I need to get those photos scanned, too. No one believes that I actually have those, but y'all shall see, you unbelievers.
Anyhoo, the American exceptionalism is gone, now. That trait has been replaced by a needy, spoon-fed bunch of pantywaists that are quickly moving to appease those that are honor bound to destroy the spirit of success that has been Americana since the beginning of this country. Please understand that John F. Kennedy had NOTHING to do with the lunar landing, he had been dead and buried for over five years when Neil Armstrong stepped out of the landing module. Kennedy was a precursor to the precursor of President Disaster. Yes, during World War II, John Kennedy proved his mettle. After World War II, John Kennedy proved that the Kennedy KLAN was POS Libtards that hated this country. Teddy Kennedy, the murdering drunk, continues that legacy.
By the way, it needs to be pointed out that we now have the most inept Executive Branch than has ever existed in this country, the biggest spending Congress that we have ever had in this country, and the most corrupt national media that has ever existed on the planet, INCLUDING the propaganda arm of the Soviets. But, Obama and his cohorts still claim that this economic meltdown is because of Republicans. And the media continues to publish the government's lies. In case you are wondering, yes, Obama is a record-setting imbecile.
To inject some sanity into your day, here's some Ann:
Until normal people cast off the shackles and start speaking up about the corruption at the federal level, more failure is guaranteed. One point one-nine MILLION US dollars for two pounds of ham, for the love of G_d, man.
By the way, can someone please tell me why it is easier to just remove the deployment orders for ONE SOLDIER instead of just simply producing a legitimate birth certificate FOR THE FRIGGING PRESIDENT?!?!?!? HOPE! CHANGE! TRANSPARENCY!
Please take the time to comment.
In the morgue over this past week, Walter Cronkite. In case you were unaware, Cronkite was a POS Libtard. I can remember my grandfather losing his shit over Cronkite being a Communist as far back at the late 1960s. Pop hated Cronkite even more than he hated Dan Rather, too, which is an awful lot. You see, my grandfather was a great American. Unlike >99% of our national media folks.
Also, today is the fortieth anniversary of the lunar landing and the first man walking on the moon. Back in 1969, my family and I went to Daytona Beach for the family vacation, we went to Silver Springs, some whale-jumping bullshit place, hung out on the beach, and traveled to Cape Kennedy to satisfy the whims of an ALMOST five year old little boy. During the trip to Kennedy, I went through a mock-up of the lunar landing module, the splashdown capsule, and actually took photographs of Apollo 11 on the launching pad. I need to get those photos scanned, too. No one believes that I actually have those, but y'all shall see, you unbelievers.
Anyhoo, the American exceptionalism is gone, now. That trait has been replaced by a needy, spoon-fed bunch of pantywaists that are quickly moving to appease those that are honor bound to destroy the spirit of success that has been Americana since the beginning of this country. Please understand that John F. Kennedy had NOTHING to do with the lunar landing, he had been dead and buried for over five years when Neil Armstrong stepped out of the landing module. Kennedy was a precursor to the precursor of President Disaster. Yes, during World War II, John Kennedy proved his mettle. After World War II, John Kennedy proved that the Kennedy KLAN was POS Libtards that hated this country. Teddy Kennedy, the murdering drunk, continues that legacy.
By the way, it needs to be pointed out that we now have the most inept Executive Branch than has ever existed in this country, the biggest spending Congress that we have ever had in this country, and the most corrupt national media that has ever existed on the planet, INCLUDING the propaganda arm of the Soviets. But, Obama and his cohorts still claim that this economic meltdown is because of Republicans. And the media continues to publish the government's lies. In case you are wondering, yes, Obama is a record-setting imbecile.
To inject some sanity into your day, here's some Ann:
Until normal people cast off the shackles and start speaking up about the corruption at the federal level, more failure is guaranteed. One point one-nine MILLION US dollars for two pounds of ham, for the love of G_d, man.
By the way, can someone please tell me why it is easier to just remove the deployment orders for ONE SOLDIER instead of just simply producing a legitimate birth certificate FOR THE FRIGGING PRESIDENT?!?!?!? HOPE! CHANGE! TRANSPARENCY!
Please take the time to comment.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Milestone Post - Number 1872
Yes, I know that you thought today would NEVAH come, but we have now reached Post Number 1872. Please note that 1872 was a kickass year, except for the fact that the Little Girl's Game, soccer, was played for the first time. Oh, and Helen Thomas was born in 1872.
Last week marked a continuation of President Disaster's reign and still more of the FAILBOAT model of governance. The more that I watch these idiots, the more attraction and respect I have to and for Jimmy Carter. Yes, even Jimmy Carter is NOT AS STUPID as these morons. Shall we take a gander at where we are headed?
History has a tendency to be a good indicator of the future, except not only does this administration HATE history, but they also HATE mathematics and science. Can anyone point me to some topic on which this administration is learned? Anyone? Anything?
Oh! Yeah! "Healthcare!" Wait, they are really completely WRONG on medical services. But, since Barry's popularity is plummeting like a stone in a very small pool, let's hurry up and do something about a non-existent problem! There are ZERO intelligent people in this country that agree with Barry on "healthcare." ZERO. And polls are beginning to show that folks are coming to grips with the fact that Barry is an idiot. At least they masked their racism long enough to elect a HALF-WHITE guy.
By the way, Democrats HATE Black people. Always have, always will. Articulate, clean, and HALF-WHITE.
According to Barry, they are saving so many jobs that we should just bask in his awesomeness. But, according to the stuff that they hate, like math and science, the only jobs being created are in government.
What about Anthropomorphic Global Warming? Seriously, folks, there is NOT a bigger farce in existence right now and the MORON'S computer models just get sillier.
The most fun that I have with Libtards is the fact that they always like to call me a Nazi, racist, or hater, even though Nazis are Socialists like them, the Klan has always been on their side, and hate is always from the Left. The reason for this is that the Morons do not like factual anything. This is what they are about.
The only intelligent thing that I have ever seen from our Idiot President is that he seriously searched for someone MORE STUPID than him for Vice President. Oddly, Doddering Joe Gaffetastic is STILL NOT as stupid as Obama. Seriously.
When the Democrat Party has a Klan Kleagle as its longest serving Senator, why NOT have a murderer as the Second Longest Serving? Is Teddy going to completely escape justice? WELL, NOT IN HELL. More on the murdering Kennedy.
In case you are looking to make an investment that shall become increasingly the sign of the times of the Obama Fail, try speculation in California IOUs. Someone should look into creating a market for the futures of United States IOUs, because Obama is doing the exact same things that Moronifornia has done. FUCK YOU HISTORY!!!
By the way, Walter Cronkite is fucking dead. I remember him reporting on Vietnam and showing his seething hatred for our country way back when I was a kid. Walter, say "Hello" to your suck buddies, John Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson when YOU get to Hell.
By the way, Janeane Garofalo is the smartest person on the Left. This means that she is ALMOST an imbecile.
Please take the time to comment.
Last week marked a continuation of President Disaster's reign and still more of the FAILBOAT model of governance. The more that I watch these idiots, the more attraction and respect I have to and for Jimmy Carter. Yes, even Jimmy Carter is NOT AS STUPID as these morons. Shall we take a gander at where we are headed?
History has a tendency to be a good indicator of the future, except not only does this administration HATE history, but they also HATE mathematics and science. Can anyone point me to some topic on which this administration is learned? Anyone? Anything?
Oh! Yeah! "Healthcare!" Wait, they are really completely WRONG on medical services. But, since Barry's popularity is plummeting like a stone in a very small pool, let's hurry up and do something about a non-existent problem! There are ZERO intelligent people in this country that agree with Barry on "healthcare." ZERO. And polls are beginning to show that folks are coming to grips with the fact that Barry is an idiot. At least they masked their racism long enough to elect a HALF-WHITE guy.
By the way, Democrats HATE Black people. Always have, always will. Articulate, clean, and HALF-WHITE.
According to Barry, they are saving so many jobs that we should just bask in his awesomeness. But, according to the stuff that they hate, like math and science, the only jobs being created are in government.
What about Anthropomorphic Global Warming? Seriously, folks, there is NOT a bigger farce in existence right now and the MORON'S computer models just get sillier.
The most fun that I have with Libtards is the fact that they always like to call me a Nazi, racist, or hater, even though Nazis are Socialists like them, the Klan has always been on their side, and hate is always from the Left. The reason for this is that the Morons do not like factual anything. This is what they are about.
The only intelligent thing that I have ever seen from our Idiot President is that he seriously searched for someone MORE STUPID than him for Vice President. Oddly, Doddering Joe Gaffetastic is STILL NOT as stupid as Obama. Seriously.
When the Democrat Party has a Klan Kleagle as its longest serving Senator, why NOT have a murderer as the Second Longest Serving? Is Teddy going to completely escape justice? WELL, NOT IN HELL. More on the murdering Kennedy.
In case you are looking to make an investment that shall become increasingly the sign of the times of the Obama Fail, try speculation in California IOUs. Someone should look into creating a market for the futures of United States IOUs, because Obama is doing the exact same things that Moronifornia has done. FUCK YOU HISTORY!!!
By the way, Walter Cronkite is fucking dead. I remember him reporting on Vietnam and showing his seething hatred for our country way back when I was a kid. Walter, say "Hello" to your suck buddies, John Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson when YOU get to Hell.
By the way, Janeane Garofalo is the smartest person on the Left. This means that she is ALMOST an imbecile.
Please take the time to comment.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Movies I Watched Last Night (UPDATED!!!)
Since NO ONE reads blogs on the weekends, I try to publish my most important posts on Saturday. This one is NO exception.
A few weeks/months/years ago, MUD wrote a post about seeing the movie Gran Torino. (I know that I read about this movie in one of Denny's posts and went back to try to find it,too. No luck, even after searching from January 2009 to present.) Since reading his post, I have wanted to see the movie and rented it yesterday along with a few others.
Gran Torino was a very, very good movie. One of the bizarre things that I read about in the typical movie reviews of Gran Torino was that Clint Eastwood played a bitter, old man that was the epitome of a racist. Sorry, I saw zero evidence of that and gleaned the EXACT OPPOSITE from the movie. Strange how some folks are a bunch of panty-wearing sissies that miss the overwhelmingly OVERT philosophies even when they are SPOON-FED the truth. Seriously, UP is DOWN, RIGHT is WRONG, and IDIOTIC is INTELLIGENT these days in the Orwellian United States of America. However, in Gran Torino, RIGHT is RIGHT. A must see.
Next up, Taken. Even though Liam Neesen is utterly unconvincing in the role of a badass, the movie was STILL good. Again, this movie has the underlying RIGHT is RIGHT theme and it is hammered home over and over. This one is very watchable and keeps you interested. A could stand to see.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. I have NO FRIGGIN' CLUE why I continue to rent these Underworld movies. They are friggin' terrible. WAIT! I am lying, I rent these damn suckass movies because Kate Beckinsale is FIYAH! And she wasn't even IN this damn movie except for ten WET seconds at the very end, I just assumed she was! As usual, a startling record of ZERO for THREE, this MOVIE BLEW GOATS. If you have a life length debt that is OVER about two hours, watch this movie, there is two hours wasted that you shall never get back. Kate, call me, you owe me five dollars and I want to BARTER a dealio.
(In case you are unclear of the meaning of that last line, Mr. Movie Reviewer Person, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH KATE BECKINSALE and am willing to pay at least five dollars for that.)
Please take the time to comment.
UPDATE: Paul Blart-Mall Cop was not as bad as I anticipated. Even though I never laughed NOT ONE TIME during the movie, it was merely terrible. My apologies for assuming that it would be as bad as Queen of the Damned. Sometimes I am wrong in my assumptions.
A few weeks/months/years ago, MUD wrote a post about seeing the movie Gran Torino. (I know that I read about this movie in one of Denny's posts and went back to try to find it,too. No luck, even after searching from January 2009 to present.) Since reading his post, I have wanted to see the movie and rented it yesterday along with a few others.
Gran Torino was a very, very good movie. One of the bizarre things that I read about in the typical movie reviews of Gran Torino was that Clint Eastwood played a bitter, old man that was the epitome of a racist. Sorry, I saw zero evidence of that and gleaned the EXACT OPPOSITE from the movie. Strange how some folks are a bunch of panty-wearing sissies that miss the overwhelmingly OVERT philosophies even when they are SPOON-FED the truth. Seriously, UP is DOWN, RIGHT is WRONG, and IDIOTIC is INTELLIGENT these days in the Orwellian United States of America. However, in Gran Torino, RIGHT is RIGHT. A must see.
Next up, Taken. Even though Liam Neesen is utterly unconvincing in the role of a badass, the movie was STILL good. Again, this movie has the underlying RIGHT is RIGHT theme and it is hammered home over and over. This one is very watchable and keeps you interested. A could stand to see.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. I have NO FRIGGIN' CLUE why I continue to rent these Underworld movies. They are friggin' terrible. WAIT! I am lying, I rent these damn suckass movies because Kate Beckinsale is FIYAH! And she wasn't even IN this damn movie except for ten WET seconds at the very end, I just assumed she was! As usual, a startling record of ZERO for THREE, this MOVIE BLEW GOATS. If you have a life length debt that is OVER about two hours, watch this movie, there is two hours wasted that you shall never get back. Kate, call me, you owe me five dollars and I want to BARTER a dealio.
(In case you are unclear of the meaning of that last line, Mr. Movie Reviewer Person, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH KATE BECKINSALE and am willing to pay at least five dollars for that.)
Please take the time to comment.
UPDATE: Paul Blart-Mall Cop was not as bad as I anticipated. Even though I never laughed NOT ONE TIME during the movie, it was merely terrible. My apologies for assuming that it would be as bad as Queen of the Damned. Sometimes I am wrong in my assumptions.
Friday, July 17, 2009
The Jack-troit Morning Excursion and Thoughts Regarding Same
I had a thingy to do in Jack-troit this morning at 8:00am, so I got up early to try to beat the rush hour traffic. Folks, there is no rush hour traffic going into Jack-troit anymore. This should tell you something. I could not even imagine what traffic must resemble heading into Madison County in the morning, but I can tell you that there was very little traffic heading that way FROM Jack-troit this morning.
In case you are curious, it is probably the fact that very few people remaining in Mississippi's Capitol City WORK. And there are relatively few jobs remaining in the city even if those few folks that still live in Jack-troit actually wanted to work. By the way, Jack-troit is NUMBER TWO in the country in property crimes per capita and NUMBER FOUR in homicides.
Which brings us to today's spew.
On the local radio station they were talking about crime. See the BCS standings for Jack-troit in the paragraphs above. They also made the comment that the police department was doing all that they could to reduce crime. Lemme just say this. Jack-troit appears to have lost HALF of its population, but has INCREASED the number of police officers on patrol. Yet crime rates still climb.
These statistics simply do not equate.
Police officers in Jack-troit are NOT doing their jobs. They are NOT competent, trustworthy, or dedicated to the task they are given. And now, the new OLD Mayor wants to INCREASE the number of police officers in the city to the levels recommended by a study performed eleven years ago, when people actually remained in the city. Most intelligent people could understand that this shall have ZERO effect on crime in Jack-troit, but those are the typical talking points used by idiots.
Which brings us to the philosophical point. GOVERNMENT IS INHERENTLY BAD. Anything that government officials touch turns to a steaming pile of horseshit and is a train wreck from the jump. It is the same outcome with government schools.
At some point, we must discontinue our protection of government employed school teachers and ADMIT that they are as incompetent as the policemen that are patrolling those HIGH CRIME areas. We should not allow those that are totally incompetent to continue to perform the VITAL tasks required by our country's philosophy and particular form of governance.
Which brings us to today's topical subject, government mandated "healthcare."
Most of those people that are fighting this oncoming boondoggle are using the examples of Medicare, Medicaid, and the Veteran's Administration, as well as the systems in Canada and Socialist Europe as examples of the failure of government to provide even the most basic services in medicine.
These examples are too restricted in their scope. All anyone needs to observe to fully understand what is DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN when the federal government takes over medical services is to look to the most restrictive areas of governance to see the outcome. Go to the metropolitan areas of Detroit/Flint, St. Louis, Cleveland, DC, Chicago, New Orleans, Dallas, Los Angeles, Miami, YES! Jackson, Mississippi, and Pittsburgh and you shall see what your medical services experience shall resemble.
Oh, Detroit is thinking about LEGALIZING PROPERTY CRIMES!!!
I think that everyone can understand these things, but everyone wants to try to temper their comments regarding these things. Normal people had better start speaking their mind, or those very same normal people are going to find themselves locked in their homes, afraid to go out after dark for fear of getting mugged THEN having to find medical attention.
UPDATE: Being the safest precinct in Jack-malia is akin to being the best YOGA INSTRUCTOR in all of Bolton.
Please take the time to comment.
In case you are curious, it is probably the fact that very few people remaining in Mississippi's Capitol City WORK. And there are relatively few jobs remaining in the city even if those few folks that still live in Jack-troit actually wanted to work. By the way, Jack-troit is NUMBER TWO in the country in property crimes per capita and NUMBER FOUR in homicides.
Which brings us to today's spew.
On the local radio station they were talking about crime. See the BCS standings for Jack-troit in the paragraphs above. They also made the comment that the police department was doing all that they could to reduce crime. Lemme just say this. Jack-troit appears to have lost HALF of its population, but has INCREASED the number of police officers on patrol. Yet crime rates still climb.
These statistics simply do not equate.
Police officers in Jack-troit are NOT doing their jobs. They are NOT competent, trustworthy, or dedicated to the task they are given. And now, the new OLD Mayor wants to INCREASE the number of police officers in the city to the levels recommended by a study performed eleven years ago, when people actually remained in the city. Most intelligent people could understand that this shall have ZERO effect on crime in Jack-troit, but those are the typical talking points used by idiots.
Which brings us to the philosophical point. GOVERNMENT IS INHERENTLY BAD. Anything that government officials touch turns to a steaming pile of horseshit and is a train wreck from the jump. It is the same outcome with government schools.
At some point, we must discontinue our protection of government employed school teachers and ADMIT that they are as incompetent as the policemen that are patrolling those HIGH CRIME areas. We should not allow those that are totally incompetent to continue to perform the VITAL tasks required by our country's philosophy and particular form of governance.
Which brings us to today's topical subject, government mandated "healthcare."
Most of those people that are fighting this oncoming boondoggle are using the examples of Medicare, Medicaid, and the Veteran's Administration, as well as the systems in Canada and Socialist Europe as examples of the failure of government to provide even the most basic services in medicine.
These examples are too restricted in their scope. All anyone needs to observe to fully understand what is DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN when the federal government takes over medical services is to look to the most restrictive areas of governance to see the outcome. Go to the metropolitan areas of Detroit/Flint, St. Louis, Cleveland, DC, Chicago, New Orleans, Dallas, Los Angeles, Miami, YES! Jackson, Mississippi, and Pittsburgh and you shall see what your medical services experience shall resemble.
Oh, Detroit is thinking about LEGALIZING PROPERTY CRIMES!!!
I think that everyone can understand these things, but everyone wants to try to temper their comments regarding these things. Normal people had better start speaking their mind, or those very same normal people are going to find themselves locked in their homes, afraid to go out after dark for fear of getting mugged THEN having to find medical attention.
UPDATE: Being the safest precinct in Jack-malia is akin to being the best YOGA INSTRUCTOR in all of Bolton.
Please take the time to comment.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
One Word Linkdump
Yesterday, we had an outage of webnettube that extended into EIGHT FRIGGIN' HOURS. I could not retrieve e-mails or any data with my phone, either. Mexican Terrorists (undocumented workers to the idiots) had dug a tunnel through our perimeter and had severed a fiber-optic cable that serves the intelligence wing of the compound. Luckily, they were captured and destroyed.
Define DESTROYED: given amnesty in the reinforced concrete hideout, free "healthcare," free college education, free food, free housing, a Boggle board game, and a pinata. We now call our new friends, "Antique Farm Equipment."
Today, I broke one half of the innahblarx and could not get posts through The Google Reader. So, when I first started reading, I had in excess of 1000 posts to read. I kinda cheated. By the way, Christina Jade broke the other half of the netgoreweb.
So, since there has been an actual lag of posting for two days that was only interrupted by the high quality writing of that smartass, Classical Liberal, I am giving a one word linkdump. If you LURVE the word, click the link, if you HATE the word, click the link. PRO-CHOICE!!!!
Let's get with it.
CHANGE! (Quit it! I know what you are thinking. Click it.)
ChaMge?
Blaxploitation!
Lt. Worf! (A proper noun counts as one word! New rules!)
Non-ir-in-unprecedented! (To HELL with rules!)
LIES!!!!!!!
GhettoDoctabulous!
AnitidisestablishmentSEXatarianism!
PrompterCIDE!
Obama-UniCakes!
Uberpukeness!
Catho-Demostitution!
Velociraptor!
Palin-tage!
HOMO-marketing! (Insert inappropriate Uncle Ned joke here.)
Colonoscopy!
Alibi-o-graph!
Ewwww! A SISSY!!!!
Thirty Ways to Create Twittah Groups.
Microsoft Office 2010 is BUGGY or NOT. SHOCKA!
Google renders your brand spanking new iPhone GHEY and obsolete. This gives me great joy.
Please take the time to comment.
Define DESTROYED: given amnesty in the reinforced concrete hideout, free "healthcare," free college education, free food, free housing, a Boggle board game, and a pinata. We now call our new friends, "Antique Farm Equipment."
Today, I broke one half of the innahblarx and could not get posts through The Google Reader. So, when I first started reading, I had in excess of 1000 posts to read. I kinda cheated. By the way, Christina Jade broke the other half of the netgoreweb.
So, since there has been an actual lag of posting for two days that was only interrupted by the high quality writing of that smartass, Classical Liberal, I am giving a one word linkdump. If you LURVE the word, click the link, if you HATE the word, click the link. PRO-CHOICE!!!!
Let's get with it.
CHANGE! (Quit it! I know what you are thinking. Click it.)
ChaMge?
Blaxploitation!
Lt. Worf! (A proper noun counts as one word! New rules!)
Non-ir-in-unprecedented! (To HELL with rules!)
LIES!!!!!!!
GhettoDoctabulous!
AnitidisestablishmentSEXatarianism!
PrompterCIDE!
Obama-UniCakes!
Uberpukeness!
Catho-Demostitution!
Velociraptor!
Palin-tage!
HOMO-marketing! (Insert inappropriate Uncle Ned joke here.)
Colonoscopy!
Alibi-o-graph!
Ewwww! A SISSY!!!!
Thirty Ways to Create Twittah Groups.
Microsoft Office 2010 is BUGGY or NOT. SHOCKA!
Google renders your brand spanking new iPhone GHEY and obsolete. This gives me great joy.
Please take the time to comment.
AGW - Actual Factual Science (A Guest Post)
It seems to me that when the brothers Gore we writing the fairy tale that we all know now as Global Warming, or Climate Change or whatever clever euphemism they happen to be using this week, Albert Jr., relied heavily upon the knowledge (or lack thereof) of his audience. The problem is that there are too many educated and intelligent people for Liberalism to succeed, and this is the case with Global Warmingism. There are some truly great minds united against the subject of anthropologic GW. I had the opportunity to hear one recently.
A local meteorologist, celebrity and all around good egg by the name of Miles Muzio recently spoke at a luncheon that I attended. His chosen topic for the day was Global Warmongering. He went on to explain how solar cycles, lunar cycles and ocean currents all have an effect on the ambient temperature of this planet.
One thing in particular caught my attention, and Miles blogs about it this month. The Mu Force, or Mu Theory as he called it at our luncheon, which is the direct relation between the Moon’s orbit and an El Nińo year. Y’all remember our last El Nińo back in 1998? For the West coast it was a particularly wet year, with mild temperatures. The El Nińo phenomenon is a warming of the surface of the Pacifc ocean which causes the weather anomalies like we experienced here in ’98. It’s a detailed read, but I suggest you check out Miles’ blog to learn about the effect of the lunar orbit on our weather patterns here on Earth. Any sailor worth his knots knows that the lunar gravitational pull affects the tides; this is what causes high and low tides. Miles hypothesizes that as the moon’s orbit tightens, and it gets closer to the surface of the planet, that same gravitational pull stops the natural cycle of ocean currents. These ocean currents normally act like a big blender, bringing cold sea water from the bottom of the ocean to the surface, and recycling the warm water from the surface, back down to the bottom. When the moon is in its closest orbit, it’s gravitational pull counter acts the normal blender like action, preventing the cooler water from coming to the surface. This results in a warmer surface temperature on the ocean, and thus an El Nińo year.
A few other interesting tid-bits from the lecture:
· Miles called the ‘Greenhouse Effect’ theory absurd, stating; “When was the last time a volcano erupted in your greenhouse, or when was your last hurricane?” He went on to explain that our planet is remarkably good at reflecting heat and energy back out into space, something that does not happen in a true greenhouse.
· Miles stated that CO2 levels do not precede a warming of the weather, but instead follow it, and made it understandable to the layman (me) by comparing it to a soda or beer. You ever notice that the warmer your carbonated beverage, the less oomph it has? That’s because as a liquids temperature rises, the less CO2 it can hold. Thus you open a warm beer, and Tsss! all that fizzy goodness escapes, leaving little carbonation in the drink. The opposite is also true, the colder the drink, the more I burp…
· The amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is around 385 parts per million by volume. Miles, the king of analogies that he is, described it this way: “If the atmosphere were a typical back yard, in-ground pool (approximately 10,000 gallons) the amount of man made CO2 escaping into the atmosphere would be equal to less than one thimble full of water being poured into that pool. Or, think of the atmosphere as the amount of air inside a typical home-“ Miles’ definition of a home, is a little larger than my modest pad, he suggested a 2,500 square foot home. “The amount of man made CO2 would be equal to 1/3 of a postage stamp cubed.”
The reality is that this idea that we can change the atmosphere, or the earth is so pompous, it could only have been born in the mind of a liberal. Maybe a RINO…
Your moment of levity; to which I say, watch where you step!
NOTE: Also on the Global Warming front: 43,000 children are injured every year in bathtub accidents. It’s a national tragedy and no doubt, Obama is hard at work looking for a Czar to take on this challenge. What does this have to do with Global Warming? That’s 43,000 children more than will be harmed by global warming this year…
(Disclaimer: This post was contributed by our good friend Classical Liberal and all cuss words should be directed at him. his curriculum vitae includes never having gotten his head caught in a bucket, which makes him at least an imaginary number squared X smarter than Al Gore.)
(DO NOT think that we are upping the quality of content on this site. We have standards that must NOT be exceeded.)
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A local meteorologist, celebrity and all around good egg by the name of Miles Muzio recently spoke at a luncheon that I attended. His chosen topic for the day was Global Warmongering. He went on to explain how solar cycles, lunar cycles and ocean currents all have an effect on the ambient temperature of this planet.
One thing in particular caught my attention, and Miles blogs about it this month. The Mu Force, or Mu Theory as he called it at our luncheon, which is the direct relation between the Moon’s orbit and an El Nińo year. Y’all remember our last El Nińo back in 1998? For the West coast it was a particularly wet year, with mild temperatures. The El Nińo phenomenon is a warming of the surface of the Pacifc ocean which causes the weather anomalies like we experienced here in ’98. It’s a detailed read, but I suggest you check out Miles’ blog to learn about the effect of the lunar orbit on our weather patterns here on Earth. Any sailor worth his knots knows that the lunar gravitational pull affects the tides; this is what causes high and low tides. Miles hypothesizes that as the moon’s orbit tightens, and it gets closer to the surface of the planet, that same gravitational pull stops the natural cycle of ocean currents. These ocean currents normally act like a big blender, bringing cold sea water from the bottom of the ocean to the surface, and recycling the warm water from the surface, back down to the bottom. When the moon is in its closest orbit, it’s gravitational pull counter acts the normal blender like action, preventing the cooler water from coming to the surface. This results in a warmer surface temperature on the ocean, and thus an El Nińo year.
A few other interesting tid-bits from the lecture:
· Miles called the ‘Greenhouse Effect’ theory absurd, stating; “When was the last time a volcano erupted in your greenhouse, or when was your last hurricane?” He went on to explain that our planet is remarkably good at reflecting heat and energy back out into space, something that does not happen in a true greenhouse.
· Miles stated that CO2 levels do not precede a warming of the weather, but instead follow it, and made it understandable to the layman (me) by comparing it to a soda or beer. You ever notice that the warmer your carbonated beverage, the less oomph it has? That’s because as a liquids temperature rises, the less CO2 it can hold. Thus you open a warm beer, and Tsss! all that fizzy goodness escapes, leaving little carbonation in the drink. The opposite is also true, the colder the drink, the more I burp…
· The amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is around 385 parts per million by volume. Miles, the king of analogies that he is, described it this way: “If the atmosphere were a typical back yard, in-ground pool (approximately 10,000 gallons) the amount of man made CO2 escaping into the atmosphere would be equal to less than one thimble full of water being poured into that pool. Or, think of the atmosphere as the amount of air inside a typical home-“ Miles’ definition of a home, is a little larger than my modest pad, he suggested a 2,500 square foot home. “The amount of man made CO2 would be equal to 1/3 of a postage stamp cubed.”
The reality is that this idea that we can change the atmosphere, or the earth is so pompous, it could only have been born in the mind of a liberal. Maybe a RINO…
Your moment of levity; to which I say, watch where you step!
NOTE: Also on the Global Warming front: 43,000 children are injured every year in bathtub accidents. It’s a national tragedy and no doubt, Obama is hard at work looking for a Czar to take on this challenge. What does this have to do with Global Warming? That’s 43,000 children more than will be harmed by global warming this year…
(Disclaimer: This post was contributed by our good friend Classical Liberal and all cuss words should be directed at him. his curriculum vitae includes never having gotten his head caught in a bucket, which makes him at least an imaginary number squared X smarter than Al Gore.)
(DO NOT think that we are upping the quality of content on this site. We have standards that must NOT be exceeded.)
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Verizon Needs a Mushroom Tattoo
Verizon network FAIL! Dude! No internet! What do I do now?
UPDATE: My blark-a-web was down for almost the entire day. Verizon has a big ol' beatdown coming. And when I told them to just give me a new card to use their service instead of the Alltel service that got switched over this weekend, they informed me that there was a FIVE GIGABYTE limit per month. Dude, I download that much a FRIGGIN' DAY.
Needless to say, after chunking every human being (including other customers) around in the Verizon store for two hours, my web-a-blark-a-sphere magically works now. SHOCKA!
CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!!
UPDATE: My blark-a-web was down for almost the entire day. Verizon has a big ol' beatdown coming. And when I told them to just give me a new card to use their service instead of the Alltel service that got switched over this weekend, they informed me that there was a FIVE GIGABYTE limit per month. Dude, I download that much a FRIGGIN' DAY.
Needless to say, after chunking every human being (including other customers) around in the Verizon store for two hours, my web-a-blark-a-sphere magically works now. SHOCKA!
CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!!
WTW - Hold My Beer
Sent in by the long-haired, guitar-playing, hippie engineer. He also DEMANDED that this be posted today.
Come on, you know this is cool and you wish that you had done it first.
Also, check back later this afternoon for the first installment of "Holy Shit, Hiring Scientists to Make Blog Posts Gets Expensive." Keep hitting that Pal Pay, y'all! Deddy's wallet done took a shellacking.
AND MORE WTW at Six Meat Buffet!
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Come on, you know this is cool and you wish that you had done it first.
Also, check back later this afternoon for the first installment of "Holy Shit, Hiring Scientists to Make Blog Posts Gets Expensive." Keep hitting that Pal Pay, y'all! Deddy's wallet done took a shellacking.
AND MORE WTW at Six Meat Buffet!
Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Pardon Me While I Go Punch The Neighbor's Kids in the GULLET
All morning long, the neighbor's children have found the need to rid themselves of the surplus fireworks that their moron parents have purchased. Good thing that it has been raining for the past two days here, otherwise Mrs. Leary's FUCKING cow couldn't have done as much damage as these little psychos.
Let's be honest, there needs to be a test to spawn and if you fail, you shall be leaving a few body parts at the DAMN testing center. Can I get a ruling on disciplining the neighbor's children? Am I allowed to actually DRAW BLOOD while administering the beatdown that they so aptly deserve?
I started typing this post at about 2:00pm and they are still going strong. Would it be rude to walk out the front door and blast a .50 caliber Desert Eagle into the air a few times?
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Let's be honest, there needs to be a test to spawn and if you fail, you shall be leaving a few body parts at the DAMN testing center. Can I get a ruling on disciplining the neighbor's children? Am I allowed to actually DRAW BLOOD while administering the beatdown that they so aptly deserve?
I started typing this post at about 2:00pm and they are still going strong. Would it be rude to walk out the front door and blast a .50 caliber Desert Eagle into the air a few times?
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This Just In!!!!
We have just signed a LONGTERM contract with a highly regarded writer that covers some science-y stuff. He is like smart and shit, too!
Stay tuned for some really smart-y like science stuff coming right here!
Because you know that you want it, and BAD.
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By the way, hit the Pay-Pal hard and heavy, this professional shit ain't free, you know?
Stay tuned for some really smart-y like science stuff coming right here!
Because you know that you want it, and BAD.
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By the way, hit the Pay-Pal hard and heavy, this professional shit ain't free, you know?
Monday, July 13, 2009
Yes, Regarding Sarah Palin
I have been asked five million times about my opinion on Sarah Palin, whether she was a good pick for The McCainiac, whether she would make a good President, about her resignation as Governor of Alaska. Ad nauseum.This shall be my definitive response. I do not know Sarah Palin, but everything that I have seen and read does make me think that she does not need to be in politics, AS A CANDIDATE. She does not appear to be corrupt in any form, she does not appear to be willing to sacrifice her personal life to the powers that be, and she is HOT, even though she is MUCH, MUCH older than me and MUCH, MUCH younger than our New Moron President.
The bottom line is that the Theory of Evolution FORCES the dumbest, most unattractive, and most inept into the realm of politics and leaves the most intelligent, beautiful, and competent in the private sector. Let us NOT mess with the leftards favorite CRAZY science, okay?
And Sarah, I prefer the hair DOWN, let's make that happen more often.
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And in SPORTS News from L.A.
(Dead) Tommy 5 brings this cliff-hanger from the annals of sports HISTORY of Lower Alabama.
While he was trying to incite a riot over alleged cheating in a local golf tournament, (Dead) Tommy 5 reports:
In case you have never played golf, hitting Dunlop golf balls is like hitting a concrete block with an aluminum baseball bat.
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While he was trying to incite a riot over alleged cheating in a local golf tournament, (Dead) Tommy 5 reports:
I tried, but I guess they didn't hear me. The whole argument started because a girl won the longest drive and the short mullet man thought everyone should tee off from the same box for the longest drive. The girl said she did and that she has hit from the white tees every since her grandfather died. I guess she did want him to be the only one hitting from the red tees??? Then it went from that to the whole team cheated. I was really wanting to see short mullet man and the dead man's granddaughter fight it out. I did win a door prize, 18 Dunlop golf balls.
And for the record, I think that the girl would have won the fight, too!
In case you have never played golf, hitting Dunlop golf balls is like hitting a concrete block with an aluminum baseball bat.
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ONE WHOLE DAY!!!
I do believe at this point we can all agree that the people that read this blog and the smartest, most beautiful people in the world.At the start of yesterday's run for the gold, we were not on the first twenty pages of The Google for the search COLLEGE GAMEDAY, today the race looks much, much different. Front page y'all!
There shall be a little extra in your checks this week.
The Four Letter is terrified of y'all.
Note: Some folks have the subtlety of a sledgehammer with a chainsaw blade when doing the same thing we did.
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Sunday, July 12, 2009
Footbaw - You Bet! (College Gameday)
I really have no idea where these guys play, the college name is Flarda State and I have never heard of it. I have looked through the entire schedule and the only place that I even see Flarda State is on the schedule for the Gates as their last game of the regular season.Anyhoo, I think these dudes are walk-ons. Good thing, too. I mean if you only play one game a year, what is the use of having a bunch of scholarships and stuff?
So, everyone knows by now that the season of the reason for living kicks off on September 3, 2009 and it promises to be a doozy. FIFTY-THREE DAYS!!!! South Carolina's 'Cocks open the season with NC State and from there the season can only GET BETTER. Seems like I recall that NC State is "The Fighting Upholsterers," but I could be wrong on that.
I anticipate that for the 2009 World College Footbaw Championship Game, we shall have The Gates in the East and (Alabama or LSU, hmmmmm) GEAUX TIGERS! in the West. Here's another weird prediction that I am going to make, Ole Miss shall win eight games and lose in their bowl game, prompting calls for the firing of Houston Nutt. You know, since the Klansmen HATE, HATE, HATE black people.
On the HOME FRONT, I shall state for the record that I think that We Suck shall average 4.3 wins a season FOREVAH. But, I am certainly glad that they penned that By the way, if you want a quick lesson in The How-Not-To of web design, Lesson Numero Uno starts at We Suck's schedule page. They should have just used My Space.
Let us now commence the p0wning of The Four Letter for the Google Search for COLLEGE GAMEDAY! (A tidbit of how far up the rankings we have to come this year, this blark is not on the first 20 pages of The Google. I guess last season's final polling doesn't count for this year, for COLLEGE GAMEDAY. And the BCS should be the exact same metric as The Google ranking for "College Gameday.")
Please take the time to comment. All comments MUST include the words, "College Gameday."
Oh, Sylvester Croom!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
The Week in Review
First let me apologize for being a bad, bad blog buddy this week. I have been jumping through flaming hoops of KILL and have had little time to comment much on anything. Most of my replies in my own comment section were penned while driving hither and yon on the highways and byways of G_d's Favorite State. Hopefully I did not misspell too many words or otherwise all of the ditch cleanings and crashes were for NAUGHT.
Now, straight to the news. This shall be a linkdump of EPIC proportions. Or not.
With the World's Smartest Human™ in the White House and the former holder of the title as SecSate, we are experiencing a bumper crop from the FAIL GARDEN.
But, also since the WIN ADMINISTRATION controls media outlets, a full fifty percent of the population thinks that we are doing just fine. Oddly, this percentage roughly equals those folks that do not work or are either in school. Weird how things work out, huh? Kinda like having a friend that thinks "You are like the smartest dinosaur" is a compliment.
A Market Update: The week of July 6-10, DJIA down -134.22, NASDAQ down -40.49, S&P 500 down -17.29. One thing that capitalism needs to be successful is CAPITAL. When a government is installed that is decidedly ANTI-business, they tend to slaughter people with starvation and rewards for NOT working. Just so you know, the DJIA is down -134.70 since the President was sworn in to sign the legislation that kills jobs, capital, and progress. But, let's keep saying that there is some magical metric that tells us things are getting better while all the REAL metrics are telling you otherwise. DO NOT TRUST YOUR LYING EYES!
By the way, if you are using the old adage of "It is management against labor," you are ignoring that the two are the same thing. Plus, even though there is CAPITAL and there is LABOR, MANAGEMENT is a part of LABOR, y'all. Yet, the success of either, CAPITAL or LABOR, is inextricably tied to the other. Sorry Democrats, intelligent people do not vote for you. But, fuck me to Hell, stupid people DO! Give me back my money, you thieves!
I really have trouble understanding how it is that there are actually people that do not know these factual things that are so easily found with a minimum of effort. It is dumbfounding.
BUT......Robert Reich, FOOL.
John Cougar Mellencamp, MOONBAT. I like calling an old guy a COUGAR. That is fitting.
I have been wanting to respond to Cynthia Tucker's weekly tidbit of cuh-razee moonbattery, but I have just not had the time. Read it for yourself, add some really funny thought bubbles to it, and pretend that I wrote it. EFFICIENCY!
When you start an e-mail with the greeting "Dear YOU," things are getting progressively worse. Michael Steele has been nothing less than an utter disappointment as RNC Chair and finally people are seeing that for what it is. Kevin Jackson admits that the only reason he was in the Steele camp is skin color. Good on you, Kevin, now help bring the intelligent people into the fold. I am not talking about Steele, you know?
The more things CHANGE with regards to RACISM, the more they stay the same. If there is anyone left on the face of the Earth that doesn't know that Democrats are ALL racists, this is your FINAL NOTICE. Get a grip, folks.
A follow-up on the Pedophile President. Keep in mind that Barack Obama is the same general age as 80% of our presidents in the past, and is checking out the package of a child. He is so Clintonesque, but he is a Democrat, you know.
By the way, I am a fan of the ASS, too.
And not only does Obama like having sex with children, he is delusional and obviously wigged-out crazy, too. And his wife is an alcoholic that is no longer sober, so there is THAT.
Terrorist Dictator? Profuse apology.
I am certainly glad that our prison system is finally banning HATE TRACTS. Weird that one is called "Dreams from my Father" and another is called "The Audacity of Hope," though. Those sound like Obama book names, huh? Maybe with that banning, GANG participation shall drop.
Greenpeace? Still operating like crazy people. "Hey, Topher, let's deface Mount Rushmore!"
David Brooks has utterly gone insane. No one finds him attractive, seriously. NOT. ONE. PERSON.
In case you missed it, President Moonbat hates our military and is driving the suicide rate through the roof.
Wonder why Barry's approval numbers are in the shitter? Well, that is because it is Barry, no one with any intelligence likes him.
Seesmic launches their web-app and mobile-app. I checked it out briefly early this morning and it seems pretty cool. I still like Grid best, I wish it was more stable, though.
Will a player break down and Tweet mid-game? Odds say NO, but the fact that there are even odds, lends me to believe that someone will.
More on Chrome OS. Folks, things are still heating up and money may be made.
Is it Todd or Heywood?
If you are wanting the economy to improve, we need to push it over quickly. Spend zero money for the next ninety days and we shall escalate this Obama/Dem Congress debacle and get back to making money.
And saving money has just been made easier since you never have to see Star Wars now.
Please take the time to comment.
Now, straight to the news. This shall be a linkdump of EPIC proportions. Or not.
With the World's Smartest Human™ in the White House and the former holder of the title as SecSate, we are experiencing a bumper crop from the FAIL GARDEN.But, also since the WIN ADMINISTRATION controls media outlets, a full fifty percent of the population thinks that we are doing just fine. Oddly, this percentage roughly equals those folks that do not work or are either in school. Weird how things work out, huh? Kinda like having a friend that thinks "You are like the smartest dinosaur" is a compliment.
A Market Update: The week of July 6-10, DJIA down -134.22, NASDAQ down -40.49, S&P 500 down -17.29. One thing that capitalism needs to be successful is CAPITAL. When a government is installed that is decidedly ANTI-business, they tend to slaughter people with starvation and rewards for NOT working. Just so you know, the DJIA is down -134.70 since the President was sworn in to sign the legislation that kills jobs, capital, and progress. But, let's keep saying that there is some magical metric that tells us things are getting better while all the REAL metrics are telling you otherwise. DO NOT TRUST YOUR LYING EYES!
By the way, if you are using the old adage of "It is management against labor," you are ignoring that the two are the same thing. Plus, even though there is CAPITAL and there is LABOR, MANAGEMENT is a part of LABOR, y'all. Yet, the success of either, CAPITAL or LABOR, is inextricably tied to the other. Sorry Democrats, intelligent people do not vote for you. But, fuck me to Hell, stupid people DO! Give me back my money, you thieves!
I really have trouble understanding how it is that there are actually people that do not know these factual things that are so easily found with a minimum of effort. It is dumbfounding.
BUT......Robert Reich, FOOL.
John Cougar Mellencamp, MOONBAT. I like calling an old guy a COUGAR. That is fitting.
I have been wanting to respond to Cynthia Tucker's weekly tidbit of cuh-razee moonbattery, but I have just not had the time. Read it for yourself, add some really funny thought bubbles to it, and pretend that I wrote it. EFFICIENCY!
When you start an e-mail with the greeting "Dear YOU," things are getting progressively worse. Michael Steele has been nothing less than an utter disappointment as RNC Chair and finally people are seeing that for what it is. Kevin Jackson admits that the only reason he was in the Steele camp is skin color. Good on you, Kevin, now help bring the intelligent people into the fold. I am not talking about Steele, you know?
The more things CHANGE with regards to RACISM, the more they stay the same. If there is anyone left on the face of the Earth that doesn't know that Democrats are ALL racists, this is your FINAL NOTICE. Get a grip, folks.
A follow-up on the Pedophile President. Keep in mind that Barack Obama is the same general age as 80% of our presidents in the past, and is checking out the package of a child. He is so Clintonesque, but he is a Democrat, you know.
By the way, I am a fan of the ASS, too.
And not only does Obama like having sex with children, he is delusional and obviously wigged-out crazy, too. And his wife is an alcoholic that is no longer sober, so there is THAT.
Terrorist Dictator? Profuse apology.
I am certainly glad that our prison system is finally banning HATE TRACTS. Weird that one is called "Dreams from my Father" and another is called "The Audacity of Hope," though. Those sound like Obama book names, huh? Maybe with that banning, GANG participation shall drop.
Greenpeace? Still operating like crazy people. "Hey, Topher, let's deface Mount Rushmore!"
David Brooks has utterly gone insane. No one finds him attractive, seriously. NOT. ONE. PERSON.
In case you missed it, President Moonbat hates our military and is driving the suicide rate through the roof.
Wonder why Barry's approval numbers are in the shitter? Well, that is because it is Barry, no one with any intelligence likes him.
Seesmic launches their web-app and mobile-app. I checked it out briefly early this morning and it seems pretty cool. I still like Grid best, I wish it was more stable, though.
Will a player break down and Tweet mid-game? Odds say NO, but the fact that there are even odds, lends me to believe that someone will.
More on Chrome OS. Folks, things are still heating up and money may be made.
Is it Todd or Heywood?
If you are wanting the economy to improve, we need to push it over quickly. Spend zero money for the next ninety days and we shall escalate this Obama/Dem Congress debacle and get back to making money.
And saving money has just been made easier since you never have to see Star Wars now.
Please take the time to comment.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Yes, Barry Likes That Prime Ass
Everyone on the entire webbysphere has posted the photo of the New Moron President leering at the ass of the female yesterday. You know, the female that had walked toward him for a while long enough for him to see her face. THEN HE SAW THAT ASS.But, he saw that face first. Barry is a shitheel, y'all. He was checking out the ass of a FRIGGIN' CHILD. Yes, she is the one in the maroon in this photo.
In case you were unaware, Barry is almost fifty years old.
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Thursday, July 09, 2009
Not ALL Wrestling Promoters are Geniuses!
When I get oh so curious of what the real intelligentsia is doing, I check out the WRESTLING PROMOTER'S sites. Because they are obviously the MOST BRILLIANT folks in the world. You know, people that promote really bad acting. I do also know that "really bad acting" is like thrice redundant, too.Anyhoo, big ol' boy decided to jump on our girl, Christina Jade, because obviously he is a panty-wearing booty-boy of such monumental proportions that girls are the only thing he can defeat with demonstrations of strength. Oh well, maybe he could battle wet paper sacks full of dogshit in a test of intellectual firepower!
Here's the Paducah Underground Board in case you have a few words to share.
Or in case you really want to stand up for our ladies, here's the wrestling promoter's site. I am certain that words of constructive criticism would be welcomed. Here's the e-mail if you are so inclined: hooper@hooperentertainment.com
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