Well, for one thing, Homer, it means go look in the mirror.I BLAME OBAMA.
*Click it to see it BIGGAH.*
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Monday, August 31, 2009
Um, Uh....
Well, for one thing, Homer, it means go look in the mirror.I BLAME OBAMA.
*Click it to see it BIGGAH.*
Please take the time to comment.
Drive-by Blogging - Linkdump
Busy as Hell today. So many things to take of and not enough time in the day. I simply must be ready for Thursday, you know?
THREE DAYS LEFT!!!!
Superman channels Obama.
Keith Olbermann, the fired Four Letter dumbass, LIES about the Dead Kennedys.
WOW! An entire Iraqi air force was found in Serbia? Wonder if there were some WMDs? Wonder if the Russians have a clue on where the WMDs are? Wonder if they could be persuaded to cough up that information? Wonder why the CIA all of the sudden is under fire from the Obamoron Administration? Any answers?
Maybe the answers are here with concern to WAR. Or not.
David Brooks is CONSERVATIVE? So is John McCain, then.
Which ideology is the violent one, again?
G_d is gonna get you.
Toys for little WHORE girls. No, not Harry Reid.
Victor David Hanson on Obamanomics. Read it.
Drake chimes in on the bank failure count. I think these must be those 'green shoots' everyone keeps talking about.
The Fed is monetizing the debt. This is B-A-D and again, they are lying about it.
When even CNN sees through your lying, you are very, very stupid.
The morning market update from Not Tucker Carlson. DJIA is down -68.70 right now, by the way.
The President's approval rating is inextricably tied to the market, too. If you do not want Barry to FAIL, you hate PROFIT.
Luckily, things are looking up for PROFIT. Obama is barely above the approval rating for W. Bushitler at the END of his reign of terror.
Right Girl, she that refers to me in the most affectionate terms imaginable, has Brass Balls Radio 64 - The Dead Kennedys edition ready to roll. Get it, listen, experience joy.
Please take the time to comment.
THREE DAYS LEFT!!!!
Superman channels Obama.
Keith Olbermann, the fired Four Letter dumbass, LIES about the Dead Kennedys.
WOW! An entire Iraqi air force was found in Serbia? Wonder if there were some WMDs? Wonder if the Russians have a clue on where the WMDs are? Wonder if they could be persuaded to cough up that information? Wonder why the CIA all of the sudden is under fire from the Obamoron Administration? Any answers?
Maybe the answers are here with concern to WAR. Or not.
David Brooks is CONSERVATIVE? So is John McCain, then.
Which ideology is the violent one, again?
G_d is gonna get you.
Toys for little WHORE girls. No, not Harry Reid.
Victor David Hanson on Obamanomics. Read it.
Drake chimes in on the bank failure count. I think these must be those 'green shoots' everyone keeps talking about.
The Fed is monetizing the debt. This is B-A-D and again, they are lying about it.
When even CNN sees through your lying, you are very, very stupid.
The morning market update from Not Tucker Carlson. DJIA is down -68.70 right now, by the way.
The President's approval rating is inextricably tied to the market, too. If you do not want Barry to FAIL, you hate PROFIT.
Luckily, things are looking up for PROFIT. Obama is barely above the approval rating for W. Bushitler at the END of his reign of terror.
Right Girl, she that refers to me in the most affectionate terms imaginable, has Brass Balls Radio 64 - The Dead Kennedys edition ready to roll. Get it, listen, experience joy.Please take the time to comment.
The Warmth of Family
This is my cousin, Matthew. Matthew is a big-time basketball corch for the University of Kentucky Lady Wildcats. I have not laid eyes on the boy in YEARS, but at the time when we were both going through some low times in our life, Matt bunked at my house.Matt was actually present the first time that I ever kissed Carla, so there is that.
Anyhoo, he finally added me on Facebook, and he was one of the very few people that I actually requested as a friend, because I really don't Facebook. I think that I requested that add a month or so ago. I had forgotten about it, entirely.
I went and checked out his photos thinking that he would have some photos of his daughter that was very small the last time I saw her, and found this GOLDMINE. (Seriously, I cannot look away from the comment from Danny, I have laughed non-stop at that for HOURS.)
*Click it to see how we roll.*
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Sunday, August 30, 2009
Contradictions?
Does anyone find it ironic that the New Moron President gave the eulogy for Tumor-Head Kennedy and is also best buddies with a dude that dedicated a book to Tumor-Head's brother's murderer?
FUCK. AND. NO.
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FUCK. AND. NO.
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Preparing for the Media Orgy
Guess what tomorrow is? Yes! You're right, the twelfth anniversary of the death of "Princess Di." How the Hell did you know that?
On August 31, 1997, Diana Spencer and one of her numerous boyfriends at the time, Dodi Al-Fayed, hurried out of a hotel and sped to their deaths. Their driver was drunk allegedly.
I do believe that I shall make myself unavailable for comment tomorrow. She will be honored in the most grotesque way possible. Get out the Shaw-Wow! Oh, by the way, did she ever do anything at all amazing other than get married to a horse-faced, big-eared goober that has never done anything in his life other than get born to the "correct" family? NOPE. Cancer? She did not cure it.
Just another DISTRACTION for us. We are seriously headed down the wrong path, well away from the ideology of freedom and opportunity, but let's hear all last week about a douchebag dying and NOW we will hear all about another one this week. JOY.
Oh, do you know why they called The Dead Kennedy, "The Lion of the Senate?" Here's your answer.
Do you know how we can just do away with all legitimate news and stuff? Let's let the federal government CONTROL the blarqy-nets. This sounds like a really GOOD idea, huh?
Oh, if they can get that censorship bill passed, then we would never have to hear how terribly Obama and his Merry Band of Morons are handling the War on Islam. August 2009 was the deadliest month in the entire eight point five years in Afghanistan. Ain't no HOPIUM or CHANGEABA going on in A'stan except for Muslim terrorist's HOPIUM and more bad stuff to our soldiers' CHANGEABA. Not to point out the obvious, but this is EXACTLY why we should refuse to elect Democrats, you know they hate OUR country, right? (And obviously, the censor the internet bill already passed because I did not find this story at cbs.com, abc.com, nbc.com, etc....)
Wonder what morale is like at the CIA, you know the ANTI-TERRORISM law enforcement agency? Patently UNGOOD.
What could our military men and women possibly think about the new CiC? Oh, WE HAVE THE INTERNET, we can actually find out. Erick Brockway reports.
Gribbit pushes an idea that we should get our Congressmen/women to sign onto a Pledge containing five items. The sad thing about this is that it is actually needed.
Just over four days left to the start of COLLEGE FOOTBAW!!!! Jan is already in full game mode and her trash talking has been picked as Pre-Season All American, too! Sometimes it is good that pro-baw starts earlier to give us some practice before real-baw starts.
Oh, in case you were one of the two people in the world that missed the redistribution of freedoms under our new federal government, this ain't America NO MO'.
Time to get angry MOB.
Please take the time to comment.
On August 31, 1997, Diana Spencer and one of her numerous boyfriends at the time, Dodi Al-Fayed, hurried out of a hotel and sped to their deaths. Their driver was drunk allegedly.
I do believe that I shall make myself unavailable for comment tomorrow. She will be honored in the most grotesque way possible. Get out the Shaw-Wow! Oh, by the way, did she ever do anything at all amazing other than get married to a horse-faced, big-eared goober that has never done anything in his life other than get born to the "correct" family? NOPE. Cancer? She did not cure it.
Just another DISTRACTION for us. We are seriously headed down the wrong path, well away from the ideology of freedom and opportunity, but let's hear all last week about a douchebag dying and NOW we will hear all about another one this week. JOY.
Oh, do you know why they called The Dead Kennedy, "The Lion of the Senate?" Here's your answer.
Do you know how we can just do away with all legitimate news and stuff? Let's let the federal government CONTROL the blarqy-nets. This sounds like a really GOOD idea, huh?
Oh, if they can get that censorship bill passed, then we would never have to hear how terribly Obama and his Merry Band of Morons are handling the War on Islam. August 2009 was the deadliest month in the entire eight point five years in Afghanistan. Ain't no HOPIUM or CHANGEABA going on in A'stan except for Muslim terrorist's HOPIUM and more bad stuff to our soldiers' CHANGEABA. Not to point out the obvious, but this is EXACTLY why we should refuse to elect Democrats, you know they hate OUR country, right? (And obviously, the censor the internet bill already passed because I did not find this story at cbs.com, abc.com, nbc.com, etc....)
Wonder what morale is like at the CIA, you know the ANTI-TERRORISM law enforcement agency? Patently UNGOOD.
What could our military men and women possibly think about the new CiC? Oh, WE HAVE THE INTERNET, we can actually find out. Erick Brockway reports.
Gribbit pushes an idea that we should get our Congressmen/women to sign onto a Pledge containing five items. The sad thing about this is that it is actually needed.
Just over four days left to the start of COLLEGE FOOTBAW!!!! Jan is already in full game mode and her trash talking has been picked as Pre-Season All American, too! Sometimes it is good that pro-baw starts earlier to give us some practice before real-baw starts.
Oh, in case you were one of the two people in the world that missed the redistribution of freedoms under our new federal government, this ain't America NO MO'.
Time to get angry MOB.
Please take the time to comment.
Four Years Later
On August 29, 2005, Hurricane Katrina came ashore on the Mississippi Gulf Coast never hitting New Orleans at all. It has been four years. New Orleans is still the same shitheel place it always was.
The Mississippi Gulf Coast was kicking ass. Well, until Barry and his merry band of idiots in the Congress killed the economy.
HERE's my first post after the hurricane made landfall.
My first post about the bed-wetters in NOLA.
The post that (Dead) Tommy 5 sent in after he got access to electricity. (Yes, he is a Coast Rat, I am so ashamed.)
Bush visits NOLA.
Meeting some of the helicopter pilots and rescue teams, DRUNK. In a bar.
What hurricane damage looks like, for those of you that only saw NOLA.
A side-by-side comparison of downtown NOLA and Long Beach, Mississippi, on September 2, 2005.
Hurricane Gustav starts heading ashore.
Provisions for hurricane preparedness.
Please take the time to comment.
The Mississippi Gulf Coast was kicking ass. Well, until Barry and his merry band of idiots in the Congress killed the economy.
HERE's my first post after the hurricane made landfall.
My first post about the bed-wetters in NOLA.
The post that (Dead) Tommy 5 sent in after he got access to electricity. (Yes, he is a Coast Rat, I am so ashamed.)
Bush visits NOLA.
Meeting some of the helicopter pilots and rescue teams, DRUNK. In a bar.
What hurricane damage looks like, for those of you that only saw NOLA.
A side-by-side comparison of downtown NOLA and Long Beach, Mississippi, on September 2, 2005.
Hurricane Gustav starts heading ashore.
Provisions for hurricane preparedness.
Please take the time to comment.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Yeah, Changed my Mind AGAIN
Since I thought that I could never accomplish anything more with this here blarg after clawing my way to the top of The Google search for "Gavin DeGraw penis," I seriously fretted over just throwing the keys to this place away.
UNTIL I SAW THIS. Go read it. I'll be right here.
Kinda unnerving, huh? But, do you want to know how demented my brain is? The first thing that I thought about while reading that, was THIS GUY.
Come to find out, I am not the only one that thought that, too.
My second thought was kinda like THIS.
As I grow older and hopefully more wise, my thoughts are never just surface scratchers, I sometimes lie awake for hours just reflecting on things and sometimes I resolve a situation or two. My problem? Dammit, I just love everything about everything. I simply cannot disconnect enough to NOT care.
I got a comment on a Facebook post that asked, "Why are you so negative?" After a cursory glance, I can say unequivocally, that I am the exact opposite of that. Even this title of this Height of Mediocrity™ blog is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the way others view me. It is certainly NOT the way that I view myself.
Do I see the difficulties facing us every single day? Why, of course I do and I point them out with regularity. The folks that label themselves "Progressives" are quite possibly the biggest drag on society in general. I mean really, ANOTHER Woodstock movie? Progressive? Do you realize that band jam was held August 15-18, 1969? FORTY FRIGGIN' YEARS AGO. That was the PINNACLE of the ideology of Progressives and they return to that as if it were their Hajj.
When your ideology centers around getting together to get beachfront property stoned, sexed up, and muddy as Hell, maybe you need to rethink your ideology. But, they got together to allegedly advocate for PEACE, LOVE, and WORLD HARMONY. Ignore the fact that is kinda hard to accomplish when you are stoned outta your gourd. Rational thought becomes kinda difficult when you are trashed.
All that said, Woodstock did NOT end the Vietnam War. If you would like to assign an accomplishment to those days of hippie free-love and stonerism, you can say that it launched a generation of sexual deviants that eschewed the decency of history, gave us a moral equivalence that promoted and enabled the spread of AIDS and other STDs, unraveled years of increasing family harmony, lowered the intelligence barre, and basically returned us to the aesthetic of the CAVEMAN. WOW! What a weird love connection, huh?
By the way, YES! I did lurve the music, but dammit, that was forty years ago. Do you realize that there have been a couple of good albums released since Woodstock, Hippie? Just for a reference for you younger folks, AEROSMITH had not cut their first album and dang, those guys are your GRANDPARENTS!
Do you want to know the really, really funny part about the Woodstock festival? It was a MONEY MAKING VENTURE to finance the building of a recording studio!!! EVIL CORPORATE CAPITALISM!!! But, as all Progressive ideas end in utter calamity, Woodstock followed the only path of all of those ideas, it was an utter and total FAILURE. By the way, try to find ONE single Progressive idea and subsequent methodology that has led to success. (I'll die from old age, my kid shall die from old age, his kids, which have yet to be born yet, shall die from old age while you search.)
Read the whole damn Wiki.
Now, can we agree to let Woodstock die the hideous, shuddering, brutal, blood-letting death that it so rightfully deserves? Let's focus instead on the next Woodstock, Jubilee Jam. (Yes, it has been an utter failure, too, because it is following the same ideology.)
By the way, this guy's parents had not even hit puberty and had probably never met when Woodstock was ten years in the past. Music certainly has come a long way in FORTY FRIGGIN' YEARS!
Please take the time to comment.
UNTIL I SAW THIS. Go read it. I'll be right here.
Kinda unnerving, huh? But, do you want to know how demented my brain is? The first thing that I thought about while reading that, was THIS GUY.
Come to find out, I am not the only one that thought that, too.
My second thought was kinda like THIS.
As I grow older and hopefully more wise, my thoughts are never just surface scratchers, I sometimes lie awake for hours just reflecting on things and sometimes I resolve a situation or two. My problem? Dammit, I just love everything about everything. I simply cannot disconnect enough to NOT care.
I got a comment on a Facebook post that asked, "Why are you so negative?" After a cursory glance, I can say unequivocally, that I am the exact opposite of that. Even this title of this Height of Mediocrity™ blog is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the way others view me. It is certainly NOT the way that I view myself.
Do I see the difficulties facing us every single day? Why, of course I do and I point them out with regularity. The folks that label themselves "Progressives" are quite possibly the biggest drag on society in general. I mean really, ANOTHER Woodstock movie? Progressive? Do you realize that band jam was held August 15-18, 1969? FORTY FRIGGIN' YEARS AGO. That was the PINNACLE of the ideology of Progressives and they return to that as if it were their Hajj.
When your ideology centers around getting together to get beachfront property stoned, sexed up, and muddy as Hell, maybe you need to rethink your ideology. But, they got together to allegedly advocate for PEACE, LOVE, and WORLD HARMONY. Ignore the fact that is kinda hard to accomplish when you are stoned outta your gourd. Rational thought becomes kinda difficult when you are trashed.
All that said, Woodstock did NOT end the Vietnam War. If you would like to assign an accomplishment to those days of hippie free-love and stonerism, you can say that it launched a generation of sexual deviants that eschewed the decency of history, gave us a moral equivalence that promoted and enabled the spread of AIDS and other STDs, unraveled years of increasing family harmony, lowered the intelligence barre, and basically returned us to the aesthetic of the CAVEMAN. WOW! What a weird love connection, huh?
By the way, YES! I did lurve the music, but dammit, that was forty years ago. Do you realize that there have been a couple of good albums released since Woodstock, Hippie? Just for a reference for you younger folks, AEROSMITH had not cut their first album and dang, those guys are your GRANDPARENTS!
Do you want to know the really, really funny part about the Woodstock festival? It was a MONEY MAKING VENTURE to finance the building of a recording studio!!! EVIL CORPORATE CAPITALISM!!! But, as all Progressive ideas end in utter calamity, Woodstock followed the only path of all of those ideas, it was an utter and total FAILURE. By the way, try to find ONE single Progressive idea and subsequent methodology that has led to success. (I'll die from old age, my kid shall die from old age, his kids, which have yet to be born yet, shall die from old age while you search.)
Read the whole damn Wiki.
Now, can we agree to let Woodstock die the hideous, shuddering, brutal, blood-letting death that it so rightfully deserves? Let's focus instead on the next Woodstock, Jubilee Jam. (Yes, it has been an utter failure, too, because it is following the same ideology.)
By the way, this guy's parents had not even hit puberty and had probably never met when Woodstock was ten years in the past. Music certainly has come a long way in FORTY FRIGGIN' YEARS!
Please take the time to comment.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Your Number ONE! News Source for.....
...well, um, I have really been thinking about shutting this place down. Methinks that my work could possibly be done NOW.*Click it to see the BIG ONE!*
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Final Week to College Gameday
If you check the countdown timer, you shall see that we have six days remaining. SIX WHOLE DAYS!!! I swear I cannot wait six days, I am spending today watching old You Tubes of last year's games. Oddly, I cannot find a single video of any PAC-10 games. I am beginning to believe that the PAC-10 does not even exist. You know how dishonest and irresponsible the national media is, maybe sports media is no different!
SIX DAYS!!!!!
There are only 1241 more days of Barry Obama's presidential clusterf*ck. Get that countdown widget HERE. (Hat-Tip: The Imaginary Mother of my non-existent children and hottest MILF to ever exist.)
While reading the news this morning, I could not help seeing more of the Teddy Kennedy fluffing and it has jumped into the realm of the asinine. Yes, even more than yesterday. HuffPo says that Mary Jo Kopechne would have willingly given her life so Teddy could continue Camelot. The money shot of this article for me was the idiot that wrote it actually opinined on what Teddy actually thought of killing Mary Jo. Conveniently enough, with the WebbyWorldNets, we actually know that Teddy found great humor in Kopechne's death. This is audio of one of Teddy's best FRIENDS talking about how funny Teddy thought Chappaquiddick was. Seriously, WTF?
Mercifully, this was the only circumstance where Teddy showed less than stellar judgment. Wait! You mean he actually body-slammed a waitress on a table, too? I wonder how many other Congressional Medal of Honor recipients (correction: Presidential Medal of Freedom [Hat-Tip: MUD])can claim screwing a lobbyist in a cloakroom on their resume? Before the next 1241 days have elapsed, I envision the New Moron President awarding a Congressional Medal of Honor to Osama Bin Laden.
Please keep in mind, that any Democrat that receives a CMoH is a criminal already because they are a Democrat. Just saying.
But, when Pete Stark is one of your club members, intelligence cannot be a part of any corner of the group. Check out Pete's "controversial" statements on Wiki. You might remember that Pete Stark is the idiot Democrat (redundant) from California (doubly redundant) that actually tried to file homestead exemption in Maryland.
Grassroots rise up against Obamoron Controlled Thuggish Folks. Why do none of the tactics that Obama uses to strong arm people into submission NOT surprise me? Oh yeah, that whole "He's a Democrat from Chicago" thingy. Never forget that Barry is minimally one million times more white than black. NEVER FORGET and TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, too.
There is at least one anti-idiotarian on Capitol Hill. (Hat-Tip: (Dead) Tommy 5)
My battery in my laptop, that is not yet two years old, has decided to shoot its last wad. Instead of replacing the battery, I have decided to purchase one of these laptops instead. Three grand? Dang, my FIRST laptop was more than that, you know? My second was almost twice that much, too.
CROWDER!!!
Please take the time to comment.
SIX DAYS!!!!!
There are only 1241 more days of Barry Obama's presidential clusterf*ck. Get that countdown widget HERE. (Hat-Tip: The Imaginary Mother of my non-existent children and hottest MILF to ever exist.)
While reading the news this morning, I could not help seeing more of the Teddy Kennedy fluffing and it has jumped into the realm of the asinine. Yes, even more than yesterday. HuffPo says that Mary Jo Kopechne would have willingly given her life so Teddy could continue Camelot. The money shot of this article for me was the idiot that wrote it actually opinined on what Teddy actually thought of killing Mary Jo. Conveniently enough, with the WebbyWorldNets, we actually know that Teddy found great humor in Kopechne's death. This is audio of one of Teddy's best FRIENDS talking about how funny Teddy thought Chappaquiddick was. Seriously, WTF?
Mercifully, this was the only circumstance where Teddy showed less than stellar judgment. Wait! You mean he actually body-slammed a waitress on a table, too? I wonder how many other Congressional Medal of Honor recipients (correction: Presidential Medal of Freedom [Hat-Tip: MUD])can claim screwing a lobbyist in a cloakroom on their resume? Before the next 1241 days have elapsed, I envision the New Moron President awarding a Congressional Medal of Honor to Osama Bin Laden.
Please keep in mind, that any Democrat that receives a CMoH is a criminal already because they are a Democrat. Just saying.
But, when Pete Stark is one of your club members, intelligence cannot be a part of any corner of the group. Check out Pete's "controversial" statements on Wiki. You might remember that Pete Stark is the idiot Democrat (redundant) from California (doubly redundant) that actually tried to file homestead exemption in Maryland.
Grassroots rise up against Obamoron Controlled Thuggish Folks. Why do none of the tactics that Obama uses to strong arm people into submission NOT surprise me? Oh yeah, that whole "He's a Democrat from Chicago" thingy. Never forget that Barry is minimally one million times more white than black. NEVER FORGET and TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, too.
There is at least one anti-idiotarian on Capitol Hill. (Hat-Tip: (Dead) Tommy 5)
My battery in my laptop, that is not yet two years old, has decided to shoot its last wad. Instead of replacing the battery, I have decided to purchase one of these laptops instead. Three grand? Dang, my FIRST laptop was more than that, you know? My second was almost twice that much, too.
CROWDER!!!
Please take the time to comment.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Big News Day
Since The Dead Kennedy Fluffer-o-Rama continues, we gotta have some important stuff going on that the Barrystream Media can say was less important than "American Royalty" dying. Let's check in on it.
But first, it seems that the normal people kinda don't think Teddy is all that. CBS kinda forgot to tell the truth about The Dead Kennedy, too. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Hey! The Bamtard is gonna throw Israel under the bus. Well, DUH, we kinda knew that.
More digging on the Green Czar. Oh, he's a black militant? I got a bunch of friends like that. But, wait, they do not have the power to destroy the economy. Maybe this is BAD. But, prosecuting Democrats or black militants is kinda against Obama policy.
Here's just a tad more corruption for the record. Can Obama exceed the number of Clinton cabinet members that went to jail? It appears very, very likely, but then again, they are Democrats, they are ALL CRIMINALS.
True redistribution numbers. Y'all might remember the day that I got the chubby over Marilyn vos Savant before.
What the Hell is up with AIG? Isn't this really hinky?
Really, even the FDIC is hemorrhaging money, too? Obamanomics is the surefire means to the poor house, folks.
British "healthcare" failures equal EXACTLY the same percentage of people that are NOT covered by insurance that cannot afford it and do not receive Medicaid. Ain't that weird? Try the math on this in the comments, folks. Please show your work, because I done did mine.
Oddly, ObamaFAILcare has already been ruled unconstitutional, too.
The Barrystream Media refuses to accept advertising dollars that are anti-ObamaFAILcare.
One of my Senators was on The Senate Doctors' Show today. Senator Roger Wicker (R-MS) is exactly like all Senators, boring as FUCK.
Whatever you do, make sure you carry an ID to your townhall meetings, because spineless, chickenshit Democrats want to see it for you to speak. To vote? Oh, fuck that.
Is it too late to vote for the old, decrepit, loser, leftie, white guy that was running last November?
Please take the time to comment.
But first, it seems that the normal people kinda don't think Teddy is all that. CBS kinda forgot to tell the truth about The Dead Kennedy, too. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Hey! The Bamtard is gonna throw Israel under the bus. Well, DUH, we kinda knew that.
More digging on the Green Czar. Oh, he's a black militant? I got a bunch of friends like that. But, wait, they do not have the power to destroy the economy. Maybe this is BAD. But, prosecuting Democrats or black militants is kinda against Obama policy.
Here's just a tad more corruption for the record. Can Obama exceed the number of Clinton cabinet members that went to jail? It appears very, very likely, but then again, they are Democrats, they are ALL CRIMINALS.
True redistribution numbers. Y'all might remember the day that I got the chubby over Marilyn vos Savant before.
What the Hell is up with AIG? Isn't this really hinky?
Really, even the FDIC is hemorrhaging money, too? Obamanomics is the surefire means to the poor house, folks.
British "healthcare" failures equal EXACTLY the same percentage of people that are NOT covered by insurance that cannot afford it and do not receive Medicaid. Ain't that weird? Try the math on this in the comments, folks. Please show your work, because I done did mine.
Oddly, ObamaFAILcare has already been ruled unconstitutional, too.
The Barrystream Media refuses to accept advertising dollars that are anti-ObamaFAILcare.
One of my Senators was on The Senate Doctors' Show today. Senator Roger Wicker (R-MS) is exactly like all Senators, boring as FUCK.
Whatever you do, make sure you carry an ID to your townhall meetings, because spineless, chickenshit Democrats want to see it for you to speak. To vote? Oh, fuck that.
Is it too late to vote for the old, decrepit, loser, leftie, white guy that was running last November?
Please take the time to comment.
Teddy Kennedy v. Ronald Reagan - A Comparison
Um.
Uh.
Hmmmm.
Well.
Yes, I am kidding, yo.
Please take the time to comment.
Uh.
Hmmmm.
Well.
Yes, I am kidding, yo.
Please take the time to comment.
(Dead) Tommy 5 Reports
READ THIS FIRST!!!This is from a South African commercial for Gaviscon, an antacid. It illustrates what can go wrong when someone who is ESL (English as a second language) writes the punch line for the advertisement.
*Now click it to see the full thingy.*
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Zebra Jesus Ascends to Camelot Helm
I refrained from posting on Dead Ted yesterday (other than to point to it briefly) because I wanted to make sure that my lead link was from none other than the Dead Kennedy loving David Drake. You see, anti-idiotarians do NOT idolize the Kennedys because the Kennedys have always been scum. Yes, even Saint John.
Most people point to John Kennedy being the one to broach the topic of Civil Rights for black people even though the ONLY reason he voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1957 was because the 'Jury Trial Amendment' was added that killed 100% of the bill's teeth. You see, John Kennedy was probably the FIRST (excluding the idiot FDR) of the shitty Democrats to hit the national stage. Thankfully he did not accomplish a single part of anything that he wanted to accomplish as President. Add to that the FACT that the only reason he even became President was because of some kind of hinky shit going on with voting in Illinois. SHOCKER, huh? The King of America's royal family ONLY won the Presidency because his Daddy BOUGHT it for him. Sound familiar?
While you are watching the entire fluff-fest that our corrupt media shall no doubt inundate us with for the next two weeks, try to think about exactly who the FUCK Teddy Kennedy was. He was a TRAITOR that empathized with the Soviet Union during the height of the Cold War. He very literally was willing to sell our country to the Soviets. In other words, TREASON. Wrap your head around that. Can you? Why is it that every single HERO of the Left hates the United States of America. Any explanation for that?
Funny that for some reason, Teddy was kinda contradictory in all that he did, that is what happens to people that have no morals at all. Erick Erickson actually interviewed Teddy and comments on those contradictions.
Right Girl's Dead Kennedy post. I (heart) Right Girl, you know.
Malkin.
Tawhmy gives his take on The Dead Kennedy. Only in Dumbassachusetts.
In fact, Chris Matthews, who worked for Jimmy Carter, actually said yesterday that Barry Obama was the last of the House of Camelot. Matthews said this because he is an idiot.
My thoughts? Naming the "healthcare" bill after The Dead Kennedy is the best idea that I have ever heard uttered by Nancy Pelosi. The bill sums up everything that Teddy was, a fat, bloated, idiotic, government-ese spewing imbecilic bureaucrat thingy that is destined to kill people. The only thing missing is drunkenness. Get over it, Libtards, your hero was a huge POS that would have been killed in a car wreck in 1969 if G_d actually intervened in daily world affairs.
Consider the Dead Kennedy thing BROUGHTED.
While touching on the exact wrongness of all things liberal, I stumbled across a post showing how difficult it is for an actual scientist to buck the established government PAID science industrial complex. Wonder why Anthropomorphic Global Warming is accepted by the majority of scientists? Because the government is what gives them their CHEESE. Should we start calling "scientists" that accept AGW as fact, "Dead Kennedys" because of their utter corruption and dishonesty? Smart folks say "YES!"
And then we check in on Cash for Clunkers yet again. Not only does the program remove good used cars from the economy, but it also puts TAXABLE income on the people that are providing the cars. I am still trying to find a single good thing to come from leftist ideology and trust me, I have plenty of friends that are lefties and I like hanging out with them, UNTIL the conversation turns to politics and I realize that they are idiots. Usually, I laugh alot when I am around lefties because I simply cannot believe that they actually believe what they do and I find it humorous to the point of belly laughter.
If you want to see what actually happens in the mind of a leftist, check out these cartoon frames. You can click them to see them full screen, too. I suggest printing them out and giving them to your kids so we can kinda slow the increase in stupidity that is financed in this country. It is amazing how much FAILURE proof that we have with regard to leftist ideology, yet our government agencies and their dependents refuse to see the truth.
Now, in today's political climate, we have brought back the ideology that was such an utter failure that President Jimmy Carter was attacked by none other than Dead Kennedy. A 100% failure rate is amazing, unless that is your goal.
If you actually believe that contradiction can exist in the real world, then the Obamoron Administration should be a veritable Skeetfest for you. Dumb and Dumber looks like physics equations by comparison to the idiocy coming from our federal government right now.
The economic news of the day? Well, of course it is totally contrarian as well. Gold standard, oh screw THAT! Money should never have a value above that of the paper, you know.
What is up with the housing market? It is certainly getting better according to the Barrystream Media. But, according to facts, it is getting much, much worse. Weird how those two cannot exist at the same time, huh? I am pretty sure there is a word for ideologies that are the exact opposite of each other, but for some reason I cannot come up with that word. Does it rhyme with "contradictory?"
In case you were unsure, I have stated one brazillion times that Bill O'Reilly is not a conservative. Stacy McCain is the first person that I have ever heard, read, or seen that agrees with me.
By the way, someone is kinda covering up for the Obamoron as usual. Lefties simply must prop up idiots at all turns. Always.
Remember, if you want to reduce the crime rate, take the registered Democrat voter rolls and go round up everyone on the list. Problem solved. WAIT!!! Charlie Rangel is a criminal, too? Who knew? (Oh, dammit, I missed the 'D' behind Charlie's name. I though he was an 'R.')
Wonder if your Democrat elected officials are sharing your personal info with the Idiot White House? Sheer coincidence right?
The new methods for torture of Muslims. Harvey did a great job, go help him come up with more.
As an aside, the Twittah security flaw is still oozing pus and you can get sick if you play with Twittah without protection. I guess that goes for the whole internet, though.
And if you want to check out a blog written by a buddy of mine that is in possession of the greatest hair in history, check out Texodus. Yeah, he's a leftie. Everyone go to his blog and comment. Let him know that I am continuing to carry him through life.
Please take the time to comment.
Most people point to John Kennedy being the one to broach the topic of Civil Rights for black people even though the ONLY reason he voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1957 was because the 'Jury Trial Amendment' was added that killed 100% of the bill's teeth. You see, John Kennedy was probably the FIRST (excluding the idiot FDR) of the shitty Democrats to hit the national stage. Thankfully he did not accomplish a single part of anything that he wanted to accomplish as President. Add to that the FACT that the only reason he even became President was because of some kind of hinky shit going on with voting in Illinois. SHOCKER, huh? The King of America's royal family ONLY won the Presidency because his Daddy BOUGHT it for him. Sound familiar?
While you are watching the entire fluff-fest that our corrupt media shall no doubt inundate us with for the next two weeks, try to think about exactly who the FUCK Teddy Kennedy was. He was a TRAITOR that empathized with the Soviet Union during the height of the Cold War. He very literally was willing to sell our country to the Soviets. In other words, TREASON. Wrap your head around that. Can you? Why is it that every single HERO of the Left hates the United States of America. Any explanation for that?
Funny that for some reason, Teddy was kinda contradictory in all that he did, that is what happens to people that have no morals at all. Erick Erickson actually interviewed Teddy and comments on those contradictions.
Right Girl's Dead Kennedy post. I (heart) Right Girl, you know.
Malkin.
Tawhmy gives his take on The Dead Kennedy. Only in Dumbassachusetts.
In fact, Chris Matthews, who worked for Jimmy Carter, actually said yesterday that Barry Obama was the last of the House of Camelot. Matthews said this because he is an idiot.
My thoughts? Naming the "healthcare" bill after The Dead Kennedy is the best idea that I have ever heard uttered by Nancy Pelosi. The bill sums up everything that Teddy was, a fat, bloated, idiotic, government-ese spewing imbecilic bureaucrat thingy that is destined to kill people. The only thing missing is drunkenness. Get over it, Libtards, your hero was a huge POS that would have been killed in a car wreck in 1969 if G_d actually intervened in daily world affairs.
Consider the Dead Kennedy thing BROUGHTED.
While touching on the exact wrongness of all things liberal, I stumbled across a post showing how difficult it is for an actual scientist to buck the established government PAID science industrial complex. Wonder why Anthropomorphic Global Warming is accepted by the majority of scientists? Because the government is what gives them their CHEESE. Should we start calling "scientists" that accept AGW as fact, "Dead Kennedys" because of their utter corruption and dishonesty? Smart folks say "YES!"
And then we check in on Cash for Clunkers yet again. Not only does the program remove good used cars from the economy, but it also puts TAXABLE income on the people that are providing the cars. I am still trying to find a single good thing to come from leftist ideology and trust me, I have plenty of friends that are lefties and I like hanging out with them, UNTIL the conversation turns to politics and I realize that they are idiots. Usually, I laugh alot when I am around lefties because I simply cannot believe that they actually believe what they do and I find it humorous to the point of belly laughter.
If you want to see what actually happens in the mind of a leftist, check out these cartoon frames. You can click them to see them full screen, too. I suggest printing them out and giving them to your kids so we can kinda slow the increase in stupidity that is financed in this country. It is amazing how much FAILURE proof that we have with regard to leftist ideology, yet our government agencies and their dependents refuse to see the truth.
Now, in today's political climate, we have brought back the ideology that was such an utter failure that President Jimmy Carter was attacked by none other than Dead Kennedy. A 100% failure rate is amazing, unless that is your goal.
If you actually believe that contradiction can exist in the real world, then the Obamoron Administration should be a veritable Skeetfest for you. Dumb and Dumber looks like physics equations by comparison to the idiocy coming from our federal government right now.
The economic news of the day? Well, of course it is totally contrarian as well. Gold standard, oh screw THAT! Money should never have a value above that of the paper, you know.
What is up with the housing market? It is certainly getting better according to the Barrystream Media. But, according to facts, it is getting much, much worse. Weird how those two cannot exist at the same time, huh? I am pretty sure there is a word for ideologies that are the exact opposite of each other, but for some reason I cannot come up with that word. Does it rhyme with "contradictory?"
In case you were unsure, I have stated one brazillion times that Bill O'Reilly is not a conservative. Stacy McCain is the first person that I have ever heard, read, or seen that agrees with me.
By the way, someone is kinda covering up for the Obamoron as usual. Lefties simply must prop up idiots at all turns. Always.
Remember, if you want to reduce the crime rate, take the registered Democrat voter rolls and go round up everyone on the list. Problem solved. WAIT!!! Charlie Rangel is a criminal, too? Who knew? (Oh, dammit, I missed the 'D' behind Charlie's name. I though he was an 'R.')
Wonder if your Democrat elected officials are sharing your personal info with the Idiot White House? Sheer coincidence right?
The new methods for torture of Muslims. Harvey did a great job, go help him come up with more.
As an aside, the Twittah security flaw is still oozing pus and you can get sick if you play with Twittah without protection. I guess that goes for the whole internet, though.
And if you want to check out a blog written by a buddy of mine that is in possession of the greatest hair in history, check out Texodus. Yeah, he's a leftie. Everyone go to his blog and comment. Let him know that I am continuing to carry him through life.
Please take the time to comment.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Britney Spears Back Tits
I honestly can imagine no explanation for this position to ever be attempted. EVAH. Seriously.Annnnddddd, the back tits. Not much smaller than the front ones are now, so at least you wouldn't have to look her in the eye. I mean, like if you are into taking that risk. Or if you are a Haitian refugee, I guess that she would be taking a risk. MAYBE.
Whole slideshow here.
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(Really, the only reason that I posted this is that I found myself lacking in posting under the "Tramps" tag. We have standards to maintain here, you know?)
WTW - Hatfields and McCoys
There is violent upheaval in Alabama right now. Let's play the FEUD!
By the way, a true hero of White Trashdom has moved on to the Great Moonpie and RC Cola party in the hereafter. Bow your head for the passing of Hall of Famer, White Trash Teddy Kennedy. Here is the White Trash eulogy by another Soon-to-Be HOF White Trasher.
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The violence began on Sunday night when a fight fueled by the families' bad blood erupted after a basketball game, and at least one shot was fired.Alabama, FUCK.
By the way, a true hero of White Trashdom has moved on to the Great Moonpie and RC Cola party in the hereafter. Bow your head for the passing of Hall of Famer, White Trash Teddy Kennedy. Here is the White Trash eulogy by another Soon-to-Be HOF White Trasher.Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
How Much Does Obama Suck? Tricycle.
Yeah, I just do NOT know. I got nothing. But, it does bring back memories of SEVEN.I mean really folks, I spend a few minutes gone to a meeting and we lose all of the ground that we have gained?
Okay, we had pretty much placed the final nail in the AGW coffin with the BULLSHIT science and the craziness of being afraid of CO2, now it is OXYGEN? Really? Do you know what HUMANS have to have to survive? Yeah, right. Why don't the Libtards just say, "We are going to start killing ALL humans."?
And of course, killing people is exactly what ObamaFAILcare is all about. Thank goodness that people are starting to WANT the healthcare bill to PASS. WTF, MSNBC, do you think that maybe, just maybe, you could actually report the TRUTH just once?
Maybe the fact that now The Obamoron is pushing the Christian angle gives us an idea on how they plan on getting medical services destruction legislation passed. Where's the support? RACISM!!!
Luckily, there are still six people in this country other than us that are not friggin' imbeciles.
Guess what? Since the Idiot Federal Government is attempting to kill people, they might as well starve old people to death, too. Mmmmm, Hopium is GUUD. Wonder why they HAVE to kill old people? Well, they bought a bunch of road signs and shit which bankrupted the country entirely.
Guess what other ways the Obama White House has determined that Americans need to die? Let's do away with that friggin' pesky interrogation of Muslim terrorists and prosecute those people that have kept our country safe for the last eight years. SAFE is BAD. And what do the idiots at Demotarded Undereducated say about this stuff? LAUGH RIOT.
If anyone really wanted to clean up all the crime in the world, they would simply arrest ALL Democrats, but that would just be too easy. And the Clintons would have already been put to death for their crimes against humanity.
In case you forgot, our President is a simpering imbecile and he bolsters that fact daily. Who made out like a bandit with his Cash for Clunkers fucktasticfuckarama? Really, no one in this country!
Instead of THIS SHIT, you know what is a really good idea? On September 11, 2009, let's get together and plant some fucking Muslims in the ground for their murdering of 2996 of our family. Am I HURT? NO. Bean has to redeploy to Islamitard Country because we simply refuse to eradicate them from the planet. Pray for her, by the way.
The 'Sip newz.
Christina Jade sent me the link to this Twittah profile, really READ IT.
All of this doesn't seem possible in such a short period of time, but I did leave the BrittFarr Retirement Watch to The Nation for a total of thirty-six hours and he blew that shit. Yes, if you are looking for someone to blame for BrittFarr coming back, it is a "FRIEND" of mine. Not only that, The Nation was actually in New Orleans, practically ON TOP of BrittFarr. He should have thrown himself in front of the plane when it was on the damn runway. By the way, The Nation avoided my calls for four whole days afterward. This is what I got when he finally answered.
*Ring, ring ring*
Him: Dude, you cannot blame me. I was DRUNK. IN A BAR.
Me: Couldn't you have gotten one of the guys back home to slit his hammy OR SOMETHING?
Him: You really should turn on The Four Letter, it is like BrittFarr Orgam-O-tastic all day long. I am suicidal.
If you are looking for the ROOT CAUSE of the Return of BrittFarr, blame this guy.Please take the time to comment.
The Daily Lickskillet
If you are not reading "Lickskillet" daily, you are dead to me. *Click it to see it FULL SKREEM.*Check it HERE. Daily, or choose dead to me.
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CAN.....NOT.....BREATHE........(THUD!)
OH.....MY......G_D.......I had to wear shoes for over an hour today. Please, pardon me while I go weep in the corner and pee on my belly. I have no clue how you wage slaves endure this daily.
WITH SOCKS!!!! I cannot believe that this inhuman torture still exists in the United States of America.
I blame Obama.
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Dammit, No Time for the News
Got a meeting this morning and y'all know how much I LURVE me some meetings. I'll be back in the bunker-cave a little later.
So, here's a song about acar some dudes that wear high heels.
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Monday, August 24, 2009
Ten Mo' Days!! (UPDATED!!!)
Here we have a photograph from the Erin Andrews spread in GQ. This was obviously taken in the locker room of uSCCC, because only in SoCal can someone see a dirty, hot female and be as oblivious to her presence. Check out shoe tying dude. His friggin' shoes are more interesting than Erin. At least Homo Love Connection has has SOME heat. I mean you know those boys are about to get freaky. Shoe dude? Not so much, UNLESS he has some weird fetish with his OWN feet. I am NOT being judgmental, my feet are wicked awesome.And that concludes today's lede. May we segue directly into the final week rundown to the Fulmer Cupdate?
It appears to all concerned that South Florida will begin the year with the most folks being criminals. But, dang, the 'Cocks are surely trying their damnedest to finish strong!
UPDATE: It is obvious that THIS is the most perfect Saturday afternoon college footbaw watching-nest food evah invented. (Hat-Tip: Chrissy-BooLanium)
This post is a work in progress, keep hitting F5.
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Sunday, August 23, 2009
Sunday Shirtless Posting
It is official, I shall never wear another shirt except the one my buddy Flip is wearing. Until I own this shirt, I shall go through life topless. Dang, I am going to get so dark, too! I am going to look like a n....ative!The weather in The 'Sip is SICK, folks! We are experiencing a record setting COLD wave. Wait, it is heat wave, right? So, cold SNAP. I am guessing that there might not be too much to this Anthropomorphic Global Warming. Oddly, Greenpeace agrees with me.
And when we have this fall weather, you know what. Skunkfeathers gives you more.
Every flight I have been on has ended pretty much this way that is IF! I am not on a plane headed to The Colicky Baby Convention, loaded with participants.
Six MORE toes.
Chicks, sports, sammiches, FAIL.
An explanation to architect's consultants. Damn good one, too.
Gambling with your Twittah followers, because isn't that REALLY what they are there for?
The Google releases MUSIC SEARCH!!!! YESssssssss! Google Listen.
Would Sarah Palin ummm, maybe, well, you know, have sex with YOU? (Not after she met me and YES, she totally wants to bang me.)
When you get out of bed from Sarah, notice that Barry's numbers are STILL falling like a rock. Seriously, WORST. PRESIDENT. EVAH. Proven by actual MATH. If you are an Obamabot that is suffering buyer's remorse, there is hope for you yet, SIGN UP.
Classicaliberal tackles the guns and protests topic. Since I am no longer wearing a shirt, concealed carry is kinda hard for me.
The Clintons chosen homeland is getting richer.
Finally got this Blank Canvas to work properly. If you are using one or more G-Mail accounts, load this Bad Boy. Well, unless you are using MacApple.
Ayn Rand's two greatest character speeches, in one place.
Crowder and Zo. The New Brat Pack.
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A Facebook Shocker Tonight
One of my friends posted this on Facebook tonight.*Click it to see it BIG, yo.*
You can imagine that I was immediately skeptical of MY OWN death. Plus, the added thingy from Kitty about "He always tried to make others feel better" kinda threw me off. Kitty is the type of person that would never say a cross word about anyone, though. Let's be honest, I have never tried to make a single soul feel better about anything. Well, unless it was me.
The first comment was from yet another friend of mine that is a big, tough copper type, too. He went all weak-kneed. What a big baby!!! But, I am touched.
The fun part? Kitty and I actually have SIX mutual friends and my phone HAS NOT RUNG ONCE since she posted this!!!! Dang. Just dang.
Anyhoo, the Paul Mitchell that passed away is from an area of the state where I have extended family, so hit your knees for the GOOD Paul Mitchell's family.
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Saturday, August 22, 2009
The Seven Month Two Day Trainwreck Continues
Here it is in a nutshell, at no point in my entire life have I relied on government to feed, clothe, shelter, or transport me. I have never gone to the mailbox with any idea that there would be a government check waiting there for me. I have never filed for unemployment, I have never asked for food stamps, never asked for any government handout of any kind.
There have been plenty of times in the past where I was eligible and as a matter of fact, I was shooting to pick up Earned Income Tax Credit last year. FAIL.
I have never had a nanny, never had a maid, never had a yard boy, pool boy, cabana boy, the list is endless what I have never had.
I do NOT want government controlled medical service, EVER. I do not want to have to go to a bureaucrat to find out if I can get the new anti-Viagra. I do not want to have to ask someone other than my physician if I should start taking pills to stop or minimize the voices. I do not want to have to call my federal commissioner to find out if I can get a doctor to shove her hand up my ass. And conversely, I do not want a government agent to call me at home, during supper no doubt, and inform me that it is time to go get a human hand shoved up my ass.
Quite simply, I refuse to do that. If the almighty federal government wants to take my money to pay for someone else to get FREE shit, I shall stop making money entirely. I shall throw my hands up in disgust and call it a day. I shall make arrangements to handle my taxes on my property and my money/wealth shall vanish.
It has been many, many years since government actually performed their constitutional duties. There is a way to force them to do just that.
Monday morning, go into the bookkeeper's office and change your withholding. Seriously, claim fifty dependents and yourself. It will take ONE MONTH to force the fed to understand that we shall NEVER put up with this shit and start their literal crawfishing.
Call everyone that you know and convince them to do the same. STARVE THE MOTHER FUCKERS. They cannot survive without your money. Take the additional money and send it to a non-profit that supports our military. Do not spend it for a single consumable good at all. Take that money out of the damn loop so the fed gets NOTHING. Within two months of this national initiative, the fed will be so economically upside-down they will be unable to do anything but capitulate or bring out the guns. Either way, our side gets more supporters. We are RIGHT.
And since we are supporting the military with our own money while doing this, maybe Obama's return to the Clinton Era policy of attempting to talk our veterans into DYING might be another failure of Barry's.
Tier two, if you work for the federal government, use up all of your leave. Quit going to work. Just stop. They cannot do any more damage if there is no one there to enforce their directives. Do you honestly think that our elected representatives actually DO anything? Hell to the Naws, they have you fed employees to do the actual work of running things, while they sit around drinking single malt for lunch.
Even IRS auditors are doing what they are mandated to do by those idiots on Capitol Hill. Let's end it. Let's take our country back from the deadbeats and FORCE those imbeciles that cannot even deliver the friggin' mail to listen to WE THE PEOPLE.
Those elected to SERVE do so at our request. Withdraw the request, inundate your representatives with your thoughts, your desires for FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT, and your ideology. Burn down the phone lines. They are on their way back shortly, let's be ready to stand on their throats until they know beyond any doubt, that WE are the engine that drives this country.
If the DC elected officials want to provide medical services for illegals, deadbeats, and people that would rather spend their own money on rims and tattoos, let those representatives spend the money to do that OUT OF THEIR POCKETS, not from ours.
Do you want to know what set me off about this medical services issue tonight? The Obamoron Administration is spending TAX MONEY to hire lefty organizations to SPAM the country to increase backing for FAILCARE. And the worst part about it is that THEY ARE LYING.
Come on, y'all gotta be shitting ME!!! Are you serious? The PEOPLE are up in arms to tell you NOT to do something and you take even MORE TAX MONEY to send propaganda out promoting the ideology that the PEOPLE do not want? How fucked up is that, you friggin' morons in the White House? Is there a single one of you idiots on the president's staff that is not fucking fucktarded?
Can y'all please take a short glimpse at what you are doing to this country? You have GUTTED the job market. DESTROYED IT. Not only that, you are actively attempting to remove employment for more and more people. The AP had an article in today's local dog trainer about layoffs falling in JULY, but oddly, mass layoffs in manufacturing INCREASED by 81%. How can they BE MORE WRONG?
You want to see something even more FUNNY? They were WRONG on the deficit. That makes the Fed's track record a perfect 100% WRONGNESS. Who in their right mind would think that this retarded band of halfwits can do anything without record-setting failures? Drake has more on this failure to carry the friggin' ONE!!!!
Look, I am not blaming Obama totally, because he cannot even tie his friggin' shoes, that is why he married Cameltoe Armbot, so he/she/WTF? could do it for him.
What more could the most corrupt Congress in history do to make their FAILED programs stay afloat for another minute? What about CONFISCATE state pension funds to buy some toothpicks to prop up Social Insecurity for another minute? Is everyone going to just sit idly by and watch THIS shit happen?
Seriously, this continuous, non-stop barrage of bullshit is unbelievable. Did you ever think that we would ever reach a point where the thought of a federal government overthrowing and subsequent tarring and feathering of elected officials was seriously beginning to look necessary?
Someone PUH-LEEZE tell me who exactly these douchebags on Capitol Hill are representing? Because it sure as Hell ain't me.
Please take the time to comment.
There have been plenty of times in the past where I was eligible and as a matter of fact, I was shooting to pick up Earned Income Tax Credit last year. FAIL.
I have never had a nanny, never had a maid, never had a yard boy, pool boy, cabana boy, the list is endless what I have never had.
I do NOT want government controlled medical service, EVER. I do not want to have to go to a bureaucrat to find out if I can get the new anti-Viagra. I do not want to have to ask someone other than my physician if I should start taking pills to stop or minimize the voices. I do not want to have to call my federal commissioner to find out if I can get a doctor to shove her hand up my ass. And conversely, I do not want a government agent to call me at home, during supper no doubt, and inform me that it is time to go get a human hand shoved up my ass.
Quite simply, I refuse to do that. If the almighty federal government wants to take my money to pay for someone else to get FREE shit, I shall stop making money entirely. I shall throw my hands up in disgust and call it a day. I shall make arrangements to handle my taxes on my property and my money/wealth shall vanish.
It has been many, many years since government actually performed their constitutional duties. There is a way to force them to do just that.
Monday morning, go into the bookkeeper's office and change your withholding. Seriously, claim fifty dependents and yourself. It will take ONE MONTH to force the fed to understand that we shall NEVER put up with this shit and start their literal crawfishing.
Call everyone that you know and convince them to do the same. STARVE THE MOTHER FUCKERS. They cannot survive without your money. Take the additional money and send it to a non-profit that supports our military. Do not spend it for a single consumable good at all. Take that money out of the damn loop so the fed gets NOTHING. Within two months of this national initiative, the fed will be so economically upside-down they will be unable to do anything but capitulate or bring out the guns. Either way, our side gets more supporters. We are RIGHT.
And since we are supporting the military with our own money while doing this, maybe Obama's return to the Clinton Era policy of attempting to talk our veterans into DYING might be another failure of Barry's.
Tier two, if you work for the federal government, use up all of your leave. Quit going to work. Just stop. They cannot do any more damage if there is no one there to enforce their directives. Do you honestly think that our elected representatives actually DO anything? Hell to the Naws, they have you fed employees to do the actual work of running things, while they sit around drinking single malt for lunch.
Even IRS auditors are doing what they are mandated to do by those idiots on Capitol Hill. Let's end it. Let's take our country back from the deadbeats and FORCE those imbeciles that cannot even deliver the friggin' mail to listen to WE THE PEOPLE.
Those elected to SERVE do so at our request. Withdraw the request, inundate your representatives with your thoughts, your desires for FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT, and your ideology. Burn down the phone lines. They are on their way back shortly, let's be ready to stand on their throats until they know beyond any doubt, that WE are the engine that drives this country.
If the DC elected officials want to provide medical services for illegals, deadbeats, and people that would rather spend their own money on rims and tattoos, let those representatives spend the money to do that OUT OF THEIR POCKETS, not from ours.
Do you want to know what set me off about this medical services issue tonight? The Obamoron Administration is spending TAX MONEY to hire lefty organizations to SPAM the country to increase backing for FAILCARE. And the worst part about it is that THEY ARE LYING.
Come on, y'all gotta be shitting ME!!! Are you serious? The PEOPLE are up in arms to tell you NOT to do something and you take even MORE TAX MONEY to send propaganda out promoting the ideology that the PEOPLE do not want? How fucked up is that, you friggin' morons in the White House? Is there a single one of you idiots on the president's staff that is not fucking fucktarded?
Can y'all please take a short glimpse at what you are doing to this country? You have GUTTED the job market. DESTROYED IT. Not only that, you are actively attempting to remove employment for more and more people. The AP had an article in today's local dog trainer about layoffs falling in JULY, but oddly, mass layoffs in manufacturing INCREASED by 81%. How can they BE MORE WRONG?
You want to see something even more FUNNY? They were WRONG on the deficit. That makes the Fed's track record a perfect 100% WRONGNESS. Who in their right mind would think that this retarded band of halfwits can do anything without record-setting failures? Drake has more on this failure to carry the friggin' ONE!!!!
Look, I am not blaming Obama totally, because he cannot even tie his friggin' shoes, that is why he married Cameltoe Armbot, so he/she/WTF? could do it for him.
What more could the most corrupt Congress in history do to make their FAILED programs stay afloat for another minute? What about CONFISCATE state pension funds to buy some toothpicks to prop up Social Insecurity for another minute? Is everyone going to just sit idly by and watch THIS shit happen?
Seriously, this continuous, non-stop barrage of bullshit is unbelievable. Did you ever think that we would ever reach a point where the thought of a federal government overthrowing and subsequent tarring and feathering of elected officials was seriously beginning to look necessary?
Someone PUH-LEEZE tell me who exactly these douchebags on Capitol Hill are representing? Because it sure as Hell ain't me.
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This Was an OMEN!!!!!
When I rolled over here to recomment to Andy's recomment, AN OMEN!!!!With my speedy trigger finger since I am using a PC instead of a MacApple Crashintosh, I captured the Screengrab. Enjoy, Foo's.
College Gameday.
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Oh Man, Thanks!
Well, okay then!
I can see nothing positive happening from this. Nothing.Click 'em to see the Total Package.
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Because I am as EMO as You Can Get
I have no clue how long this will stay up. Enjoy.
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Friday, August 21, 2009
President Wee-Wee, Racism, and Firearms
Occasionally folks will write in and request for me to expound on certain topics and usually I oblige because that is just the kind of Sonoffab*tch I am. Today is no different.I was asked to give my opinion on this Patterico post that I linked yestiddy. I shall acquiesce because charges of racism always interest me. Especially when they are levied by some pompous moron sitting up in a tee-vee studio in Nork City.
Let's attack my RACISM credentials quickly. To your left, you shall see The Google search results for "black spending habits." (You may click the image to see it full size if you are middle-age, 39, to see it larger.) If you are unaware of what life is all about, it is ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS. So, with fully TWO hits (including #1) on the front page of The Google pointing to this blog and no other source having two hits on the front page, I think that we can safely assume that this blog is the preeminent source for what is important to black folks, even though I am not now, nor have I ever been black. (I did once have a maid that knew a black person, though.)
As far as the dumbest human beings to actually be able to survive childhood, y'all probably know that I think that journalists, college professors, and government officials are the bottom three in IQ, as well. When you have a journalism major teach at a university and then go into politics, you wind up with the MORON TRIFECTA. Anyone come to mind for you? In case you need help, President Wee-Wee jumps to the head of the line.
To those of you that voted for Barry Obama for President because he appears black, I give you kudos because that is the ONLY legitimate reason that I can find. (Mainly because the dude seems to be so stupid as to barely be able to keep his head in a moving vehicle or to keep from doing those motorboat noises at press conferences.) But, seriously, the mathematics of WHAT COLOR HE IS clearly point to him being overwhelmingly white, so y'all got HAD, yo. Oh, and his wife is ugly as a mud fence, too. Guys that like ugly chicks are kinda stupid to me, just saying.
Dang, five whole paragraphs of lede!!! Let's try for SIX!!!!
Guns at protests, hmmm? If you have a carry permit, there must have been a reason that you got it. Maybe you just like being strapped and you want to get gun oil on your best Dickies coveralls. The Second Amendment guarantees you the right to do exactly that. I am of the mind that if you want to carry a gun and you are not a Democrat or a criminal (sorry for the redundancy) it is your right.
Now, as far as the reporting from ANY network, TRUST BUT VERIFY. With MSNBC it is very easy to discredit ANYTHING and EVERYTHING on their network. It is simply a silly, silly place to get news. When a major (tongue-firmly-in-cheek) network comes out and blatantly establishes a philosophy of being pro-government control, you have to question their ability to perform the tasks necessary to fulfill the responsibilities of their guaranteed First Amendment rights.
The press has ceased to be free because of their CHOICE. When you turn on any network to watch any news, you are inundated with true government propaganda. YES! Even FOX News. We have reached a very sad state of affairs when the network that employs Dumbaldo Rivera is called "conservative." SHARK? JUMPED.
MSNBC did one thing with the reporting of the person carrying a rifle at a rally and making statements alluding to the "fact" that the guy was a white racist. They deliberately set out to mislead the public, the very same public they are RESPONSIBLE for protecting FROM the government. That is their friggin' job, protected in a RIGHT granted by our Creator.
Now, as far as punishment for NOT following through with your responsibilities tied to your rights I think that getting beaten with a knotted plow line is not too severe. MSNBC actively sought to mislead the very people they are commissioned with protecting, every single employee should have to endure a bull-whipping delivered by me in the public square. Not only should everyone at the network be subjected to this, but everyone who ever taught these morons in college should be, as well. While we are getting with the bull-whipping, it would probably be a good idea to put the flog to the chosen candidates of these "journalists," too.
I think that might have a tendency to clean some things up once and for all.
By the way, one of the best discussions that I have ever seen regarding race was between Mike Wallace and Morgan Freeman. Mr. Freeman has the highest qualification of all to discuss the race issue, HE IS FROM MISSISSIPPI. Mississippi has always had race problems because Mississippi has always been run by the Party of Racism, the Democrats. Mr. Freeman's secondary qualification is he is kinda dark. Watch how terrified Mike Wallace is because Morgan Freeman is BLACK.
By the way, if you have come to the realization that voting for the Obamoron was a terrible, terrible idea and you want to apologize to all of us that are not f*cking morons, go sign up HERE. Acknowledging your mistakes is the first sign of gaining intellectual prowess.
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
I Find Myself to be a Humorous Sort
Anyone that knows me also knows that I think that I am the smartest, funniest, most attractive human being to ever live. FACTS matter.
Anyhoo, while going through the Reader a few minutes ago, I found myself laughing out loud at a very witty, pithy post that was thoroughly and brutally enjoyable. I scrolled back up to see which genius blog I was reading and IT WAS MINE!!!!!
Narcissism is beautiful.
I am also retarded, because I just wrote the post this morning.
Please take the time to comment.
Anyhoo, while going through the Reader a few minutes ago, I found myself laughing out loud at a very witty, pithy post that was thoroughly and brutally enjoyable. I scrolled back up to see which genius blog I was reading and IT WAS MINE!!!!!
Narcissism is beautiful.
I am also retarded, because I just wrote the post this morning.
Please take the time to comment.
Fourteen Short Days Left!!!!
Two weeks folks. Two weeks, can we make it? I have been walking around the past two days with my helmet on, with mud and grass jammed into the face mask. I am coping, but, albeit, uneasily. FOURTEEN WHOLE DAYS!!!! Good Lord, will it evAr get here?
Let's see if reading the news will take a little of the edge off.
The main thing (OTHER THAN COLLEGE FOOTBAW!!) that has me all up in arms is the insane spending of money by our federal government.
But, do you know how the Obamoron Administration is going to spin the economy when the sh*tstorm kicks off again? They are going to claim that they "SAVED" two hundred sixty-two BILLION by pointing out they were incompetent on counting the anticipated bank failures. Saving money in the Obama Era only requires LYING.
The fun part of being so absolutely feckless in anything is that you have no clue what in the Hell you are doing and can pretty much make any move you want to with absolutely no clue on the results. Remember, the New President is a simpering imbecile that has never done anything but get a bunch of OTHER simpering imbeciles to vote for him. This does NOT say anything about HIS intelligence, it only says something about how F*CKING STUPID people are that voted for him.
Let's look at some more of his ideology at work. Cash for Clunkers is out of money. A bebe could have anticipated that when you GIVE away FREE! money, you are going to run out of MONEY! How much of an intellectual GIANT must you be to see this coming? Barry did not see it coming, need I say more? One other small hiccup, how can you run out of money in a program if you are NOT giving to the people that are participating? The program ran out of money while DENYING eighty percent (80%) of the claims. SHOCKER, huh?
Does ANYONE possibly think that the VERY same thing will happen with rationing of medical services? Since nothing is mutually exclusive, could it just maybe be possible that the Cash for Clunkers program can give you some insight into what the future may hold for medical services? Could there possibly be some kind of MAGIC parallel in two federal government programs resulting in the same ends?
Let's check out a couple of those places have that SUPER-AWESOME! government run medical system, mmmmkay? I have only added links from two countries, but there are so many more to be had, that Blogger's servers would crash. Let's NOT do that again.
Canada.
Mediocre Britain.
How about Cali, The Land of the Moonbats, showing how to waste taxpayer money.
Just do not believe what they are telling you, that is the only way to be certain of not getting screwed over.
Ideology and philosophy are KEY to understanding the situation that we are facing. It has NOTHING to do with racism because we have already established the FACT that Barry is at least one million times more white than black.
BUT! Still the Barrystream Media must go all out to try to make this into some kind of divisive thingy about skin color.
Here's the lede from Protein Wisdom.
Here's the money shot from Patterico. Funny looking WHITE GUY, huh? Or, is our Barrystream Media lying to us?
Why would the media folks try to continually divide? Maybe it is so they can CONQUER? Seriously, the federal government is in an all-out attempt to take away your freedoms and it is simply too obvious if you take the time to see it.
Just read this and understand that it does NOT stop with granddaughters. There always remains a philosophy behind actions or otherwise you become Barry Obama and then there is no limit to the extent of your stupidity.
In case you were not paying attention during the campaign, Barry made a crack about seances and referred to Nancy Reagan, even though the seances were held by Hillary Clinton. AND! All the while, Grandma Arms is running some kinda voodoo worship ceremonies in the White House. Click through the link at the bottom. (Hat-Tip: UberAgitator stilettoGOP)
A quick Religion of Peace update.
A new Twittah tool. See Twittah like someone else. Role-playing is good.
That record setting bank takeover last week set more records than were imagined. Is Barry actually a criminal? Well, DUH.
Words of wisdom from Ben Bernanke. Seriously, this is the smartest sh*t he has ever uttered.
Please take the time to comment.
Let's see if reading the news will take a little of the edge off.
The main thing (OTHER THAN COLLEGE FOOTBAW!!) that has me all up in arms is the insane spending of money by our federal government.
But, do you know how the Obamoron Administration is going to spin the economy when the sh*tstorm kicks off again? They are going to claim that they "SAVED" two hundred sixty-two BILLION by pointing out they were incompetent on counting the anticipated bank failures. Saving money in the Obama Era only requires LYING.
The fun part of being so absolutely feckless in anything is that you have no clue what in the Hell you are doing and can pretty much make any move you want to with absolutely no clue on the results. Remember, the New President is a simpering imbecile that has never done anything but get a bunch of OTHER simpering imbeciles to vote for him. This does NOT say anything about HIS intelligence, it only says something about how F*CKING STUPID people are that voted for him.
Let's look at some more of his ideology at work. Cash for Clunkers is out of money. A bebe could have anticipated that when you GIVE away FREE! money, you are going to run out of MONEY! How much of an intellectual GIANT must you be to see this coming? Barry did not see it coming, need I say more? One other small hiccup, how can you run out of money in a program if you are NOT giving to the people that are participating? The program ran out of money while DENYING eighty percent (80%) of the claims. SHOCKER, huh?
Does ANYONE possibly think that the VERY same thing will happen with rationing of medical services? Since nothing is mutually exclusive, could it just maybe be possible that the Cash for Clunkers program can give you some insight into what the future may hold for medical services? Could there possibly be some kind of MAGIC parallel in two federal government programs resulting in the same ends?
Let's check out a couple of those places have that SUPER-AWESOME! government run medical system, mmmmkay? I have only added links from two countries, but there are so many more to be had, that Blogger's servers would crash. Let's NOT do that again.
Canada.
Mediocre Britain.
How about Cali, The Land of the Moonbats, showing how to waste taxpayer money.
Just do not believe what they are telling you, that is the only way to be certain of not getting screwed over.
Ideology and philosophy are KEY to understanding the situation that we are facing. It has NOTHING to do with racism because we have already established the FACT that Barry is at least one million times more white than black.
BUT! Still the Barrystream Media must go all out to try to make this into some kind of divisive thingy about skin color.
Here's the lede from Protein Wisdom.
Here's the money shot from Patterico. Funny looking WHITE GUY, huh? Or, is our Barrystream Media lying to us?
Why would the media folks try to continually divide? Maybe it is so they can CONQUER? Seriously, the federal government is in an all-out attempt to take away your freedoms and it is simply too obvious if you take the time to see it.
Just read this and understand that it does NOT stop with granddaughters. There always remains a philosophy behind actions or otherwise you become Barry Obama and then there is no limit to the extent of your stupidity.
In case you were not paying attention during the campaign, Barry made a crack about seances and referred to Nancy Reagan, even though the seances were held by Hillary Clinton. AND! All the while, Grandma Arms is running some kinda voodoo worship ceremonies in the White House. Click through the link at the bottom. (Hat-Tip: UberAgitator stilettoGOP)
A quick Religion of Peace update.
A new Twittah tool. See Twittah like someone else. Role-playing is good.
That record setting bank takeover last week set more records than were imagined. Is Barry actually a criminal? Well, DUH.
Words of wisdom from Ben Bernanke. Seriously, this is the smartest sh*t he has ever uttered.
Please take the time to comment.
What the Hell Am I - The First Lady Edition
We all know that the Mayor of Mitchieville is a psycho-nutcase with the "What the Hell am I" posts, the "Chicks with Mustache" posts, and the "BACKTITS" week.
Today, he covers the What the Hell Am I - Sports Edition, too! Check that sh*t out, I'll wait.
Not to try to top the Mayor at something that he has years of training that exceeds my relatively elementary skills, but I present, WHAT THE HELL AM I - THE FIRST LADY EDITION.
For the LOVE of ALL THAT'S HOLY! Michelle Obama is a frigging DUDE!!!!
She is literally Denzel Washington in Man on Fire. With mandels.
Rest of the slideshow here. Get a puke bucket, first.
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Today, he covers the What the Hell Am I - Sports Edition, too! Check that sh*t out, I'll wait.
Not to try to top the Mayor at something that he has years of training that exceeds my relatively elementary skills, but I present, WHAT THE HELL AM I - THE FIRST LADY EDITION.
For the LOVE of ALL THAT'S HOLY! Michelle Obama is a frigging DUDE!!!!She is literally Denzel Washington in Man on Fire. With mandels.
Rest of the slideshow here. Get a puke bucket, first.
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Democrat Libtards KILL People
Since I am struggling to develop the BATSH*T crazy trait of understanding Leftist-ology Cause and Effect, I keep listening for those teachable moments.
Well, come to find out, Seung-Hui Cho, the VaTech murderer had been going to counseling. Not only had Cho been bats*t crazy in the past, but he had been seeing a counselor for his batsh*t craziness.
BUT!!!! The college's Head Libtard in charge of psycho-babble stole the records and carried them home to hide them, because he knew that it was his damn fault those people got killed.
On other words, guns do NOT kill people, Liberals DO! Guess which philosophical ideology is in charge of ruining your medical services, TODAY?
Please take the time to comment.
Well, come to find out, Seung-Hui Cho, the VaTech murderer had been going to counseling. Not only had Cho been bats*t crazy in the past, but he had been seeing a counselor for his batsh*t craziness.
BUT!!!! The college's Head Libtard in charge of psycho-babble stole the records and carried them home to hide them, because he knew that it was his damn fault those people got killed.
On other words, guns do NOT kill people, Liberals DO! Guess which philosophical ideology is in charge of ruining your medical services, TODAY?
Please take the time to comment.
BTW - What have We Done?!?!?!
(Hat-Tip: Long-haired Hippie Engineer Guy)
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Going on Vacation!!!!
What the Hell? I just gave them a fake credit card number and my passport is expired. What could possibly go wrong?By the way, that is a real company, too! It is on Google Street!
And I do not see The Google ads because I am using Firefox and have Adblock Plus plug-in. Adblock doesn't work with MacApple Crashingtosh either, so you seven people that have a Mac, enjoy the ads. SUCKAHS!!!!
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WTW - Bounty on His Head
Try to ignore who we are talking about until the MONEY SHOT!!!!
In 1990 (Linked below in Timeline).
In 1991.
In 1996 - Drive By Shooting.
Again, in 1996.
Again in 1996 - and 1997.
In 1999 - Shoplifting.
In 2006 (pdf).
Again in 2006.
Timeline.
By the way, I cannot even find an article about the mysterious death of his sister's husband on the farm and there are so many articles that have additional situations and circumstances that have occurred, it would take me the rest of my entire life to link them all.
With all that said, YAY! The pill-popping, interception-leader, White Trash kartuhbeck is BACK!!!
GITCHUR FREE NEGROES!!!
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In 1990 (Linked below in Timeline).
In 1991.
In 1996 - Drive By Shooting.
Again, in 1996.
Again in 1996 - and 1997.
In 1999 - Shoplifting.
In 2006 (pdf).
Again in 2006.
Timeline.
By the way, I cannot even find an article about the mysterious death of his sister's husband on the farm and there are so many articles that have additional situations and circumstances that have occurred, it would take me the rest of my entire life to link them all.
With all that said, YAY! The pill-popping, interception-leader, White Trash kartuhbeck is BACK!!!
GITCHUR FREE NEGROES!!!Please take the time to comment.
A Little Fairy Troll Update
Y'all might remember the idiot that tried to piggyback on my AWESOMENESS on Twittah and then moved on to linking the sh*t out of this blog to the point of irritation. I think that his handle was "ILoveTheManMeat" or something weird like that.
I got my first hit from his blog. ONE. It has to be him clicking his own link. How irrelevant can one person possibly be?
By way of comparison, Classicaliberal just friggin' started his blog like one whole minute ago and already I have received over one hundred hits from his site.
Scientific study PROVES that liberals are morons and everyone hates them, while conservatives have super charm and get all the boo-tay.
By the way, I cannot sleep. I think I'll take a walk and fight the neighborhood dog pack with a golf club. I have an old pitching wedge with 'Fido' written all over it.
Please take the time to comment.
I got my first hit from his blog. ONE. It has to be him clicking his own link. How irrelevant can one person possibly be?
By way of comparison, Classicaliberal just friggin' started his blog like one whole minute ago and already I have received over one hundred hits from his site.
Scientific study PROVES that liberals are morons and everyone hates them, while conservatives have super charm and get all the boo-tay.
By the way, I cannot sleep. I think I'll take a walk and fight the neighborhood dog pack with a golf club. I have an old pitching wedge with 'Fido' written all over it.
Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Ignorance is Bliss
There are all kinds of posts today about the passing of Robert Novak heralding him as a great champion of proper journalism ideology.
I just want to go on record saying that I have never read anything Novak wrote and have never seen him on television. But, I am sorry he is dead.
So there.
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I just want to go on record saying that I have never read anything Novak wrote and have never seen him on television. But, I am sorry he is dead.
So there.
Please take the time to comment.
Obligatory, I Ain't Dead Post
Folks, sorry that I have not been all up in the blorx, but life has called and I had to respond. F*CK YOU LIFE. (I decided to start placing the '*' in the bad words again, because those do not count toward the penance. It is called 'cheating' and it appears that I am going to have to get reconstructive knee surgery from all the D*MN Hail Marys and Our Fathers that I am rolling through.)
When life kicks up and important/difficult things happen, I go into fire-stomping, problem-solving mode and all other things take a backseat. Sorry, but multi-tasking cannot include life and death decisions, they require my full attention and brutality. That said, I still have to find pleasure at the same time and even though this blog is one of my favorite things in this world, alas, it is not the first one.
Before everyone floods my inbox because y'all are seriously the biggest support group, bunch of mothering pansies, and the most concerned folks in the entire world, NO, this circumstance does NOT directly influence my life, it involves one of my close non-virtual friends and I am very concerned and am keeping my ear to the rail in an all out effort to help her the best way that I know.
After being offline for about 39 hours, I got the chance to catch up on my reading this afternoon. Almost 2000 posts that I "read," 30 something that I bookmarked to leave a comment, and quite a few that really touched me. I just do not have the time to do them justice right now, but I shall point to two on completely opposite sides of my emotional realm.
Salute. There is hardly anything in this world that gives me as much joy seeing as the parental pride from an overly emotional father. Kinda wordy post if you look for what is said. The worst part is that Dad kinda blocked comments.
And I read one million sports blogs. College Gameday is awesome. BUT! Pro-sports kinda suck. Suck like Brittfar. It is UNpossible that anyone exists in this world that hates Brittfar like I do. I plan on inventing a GOLFBALL MACHINEGUN to deal with this M*THER F*CKER.
Please take the time to comment.
When life kicks up and important/difficult things happen, I go into fire-stomping, problem-solving mode and all other things take a backseat. Sorry, but multi-tasking cannot include life and death decisions, they require my full attention and brutality. That said, I still have to find pleasure at the same time and even though this blog is one of my favorite things in this world, alas, it is not the first one.
Before everyone floods my inbox because y'all are seriously the biggest support group, bunch of mothering pansies, and the most concerned folks in the entire world, NO, this circumstance does NOT directly influence my life, it involves one of my close non-virtual friends and I am very concerned and am keeping my ear to the rail in an all out effort to help her the best way that I know.
After being offline for about 39 hours, I got the chance to catch up on my reading this afternoon. Almost 2000 posts that I "read," 30 something that I bookmarked to leave a comment, and quite a few that really touched me. I just do not have the time to do them justice right now, but I shall point to two on completely opposite sides of my emotional realm.
Salute. There is hardly anything in this world that gives me as much joy seeing as the parental pride from an overly emotional father. Kinda wordy post if you look for what is said. The worst part is that Dad kinda blocked comments.
And I read one million sports blogs. College Gameday is awesome. BUT! Pro-sports kinda suck. Suck like Brittfar. It is UNpossible that anyone exists in this world that hates Brittfar like I do. I plan on inventing a GOLFBALL MACHINEGUN to deal with this M*THER F*CKER.
Please take the time to comment.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Moonbattery on Parade
Just as an aside, whenever you make a trillion dollars and are elected the MOST POWERFUL man on Earth, get that shit cut from your face, please.In case you were wondering, THIS is what is coming to the entire country if Barry's douchefuckery continues. YAY!
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A College Gameday Post (Not Really!)
We are now a mere 18 days away from College Gameday. As you are well aware, this blog is the main source linked by The Google as your College Gameday headquarters. This college footbaw season, I shall be posting the location for the Four Letter's College Gameday trips, because you never want to be without that information and the actual site IS FLASH!!!! (And we all KNOW how badly Flash sucks.)
Anyhoo, here's the Sunday Link-A-Rama.
If the Blogfather actually finds you important enough to pen a few words about your post, you really do SUCK. Glenn's interpretation is BRUTAL and so very out of character. By the way, I rarely link Instapundit because his blog is mostly a link aggregater anyway, so he should be sending me an e-mail asking if I am okay or off my meds. (Glenn, do not waste the characters, I am going to ignore the e-mail anyway, I have you flagged as SPAM.)
All of y'all know that there is nothing that makes me happy like a TRUE. BLOG. BEATDOWN. Dan Riehl drags out the razor bladed, barbed-wire wrapped 2 x 4 in this one! I virtually cried.
DPUD administers a First Round KO in this one. BUTTHURT.
A reasoned rebuttal from Doug. Unanimous decision.
Patrick takes on the entire Leftist World Body. He goes all in on the Communists.
No Sheeples Here.
Here's a bunch of words that might be silenced in the name of diversity. WTF?
If you were trying to spread a HOAX about some kind of FAULTY SCIENCE, wouldn't you HIDE THE DATA that proves you wrong? The Climatic Research Unit certainly does.
So, even though I never watch or listen to O'Reilly, I still know that he is the kind of leftist that is interested in making money. (YES! O'Reilly is NOT conservative, check him out!) To compare O'Reilly to The Olberdouche really goes beyond the pale. Keith GOT FIRED from The Four Letter. What kinda special idiot gets fired from The Four Letter? Keith.
I have never seen nor read a single Harry Potter movie or book, so I have no clue why he got a tee-vee show. I wish that I didn't have to shave MY face.
More of the Little Wizard Boy.
YAY! Free healthcare! Teeth? Oh, who fucking needs those things?
I lurve me some boycotts! I have been boycotting wimmerns dress shops for my entire life. And for some reason, I have NEVAH stepped foot into a Whole Foods. It must be that I am boycotting them, too!
Do you remember when they were talking about The Obamoron's foreign policy experience? This kid surpasses Barry worldliness and has the certificate to PROVE IT.
Good Lord, I almost coughed up my skull laughing at this. It is simply because I am a racist, too. And here is some EXTREME RACIST FUNNY.
For you women that are looking for the ultimate workout, please get one of these. Use it for a couple of months, then give me a call.
Please take the time to comment.
Anyhoo, here's the Sunday Link-A-Rama.
If the Blogfather actually finds you important enough to pen a few words about your post, you really do SUCK. Glenn's interpretation is BRUTAL and so very out of character. By the way, I rarely link Instapundit because his blog is mostly a link aggregater anyway, so he should be sending me an e-mail asking if I am okay or off my meds. (Glenn, do not waste the characters, I am going to ignore the e-mail anyway, I have you flagged as SPAM.)
All of y'all know that there is nothing that makes me happy like a TRUE. BLOG. BEATDOWN. Dan Riehl drags out the razor bladed, barbed-wire wrapped 2 x 4 in this one! I virtually cried.
DPUD administers a First Round KO in this one. BUTTHURT.
A reasoned rebuttal from Doug. Unanimous decision.
Patrick takes on the entire Leftist World Body. He goes all in on the Communists.
No Sheeples Here.
Here's a bunch of words that might be silenced in the name of diversity. WTF?
If you were trying to spread a HOAX about some kind of FAULTY SCIENCE, wouldn't you HIDE THE DATA that proves you wrong? The Climatic Research Unit certainly does.
So, even though I never watch or listen to O'Reilly, I still know that he is the kind of leftist that is interested in making money. (YES! O'Reilly is NOT conservative, check him out!) To compare O'Reilly to The Olberdouche really goes beyond the pale. Keith GOT FIRED from The Four Letter. What kinda special idiot gets fired from The Four Letter? Keith.
I have never seen nor read a single Harry Potter movie or book, so I have no clue why he got a tee-vee show. I wish that I didn't have to shave MY face.
More of the Little Wizard Boy.
YAY! Free healthcare! Teeth? Oh, who fucking needs those things?
I lurve me some boycotts! I have been boycotting wimmerns dress shops for my entire life. And for some reason, I have NEVAH stepped foot into a Whole Foods. It must be that I am boycotting them, too!
Do you remember when they were talking about The Obamoron's foreign policy experience? This kid surpasses Barry worldliness and has the certificate to PROVE IT.
Good Lord, I almost coughed up my skull laughing at this. It is simply because I am a racist, too. And here is some EXTREME RACIST FUNNY.
For you women that are looking for the ultimate workout, please get one of these. Use it for a couple of months, then give me a call.
Please take the time to comment.
Twittah for the Smile Nazi
Since obviously, I am THE MOST powerful user of Twittah in the entire city of Jack-troit, it must fall on my exceedingly broad shoulders to give everyone the reason that I enjoy and use the service.*Click the image to the left to see how IMPORTANT I am. The Clarion Ledger is the NUMBER ONE NEWS SOURCE? R-I-G-H-T.*
Ultimately I am first and foremost a blogger and I need traffic to increase the conversation on this here thingy. Anything that I can do to drive more folks here to talk the better, and I originally started my Twittah account for that purpose. You also have to know that I ditched my blogger pseudonym after opening the Twittah, so I have enlarged the target on my back one thousand fold and that is somewhat unnerving. I was all too aware that was going to happen, too.
Feh, I have been shot at, no big deal. The powder burns ruined my jacket though.
As far as someone that is using Twittah as a personal communication device, certainly I would protect my Tweets. That is easily done on the very bottom of the "Settings" page of your Twittah account. In case you were unaware, there are some twisted folks on the Worldwide Computer*. Attractive females, ONLY add someone you know completely and totally. Ugly women, add whomever, they will realize that you are not HAWT and never bother you anyway. Well, unless they are so twisted as to be into that sick kinda thing. That is why prisons exist. **
Sidebar: If you really want to know how exposed you are to the world, check out 123people.com, you would be shocked to see how NEKKID you really are. With my name, I am completely obscured by the hair products company, but still....
It was asked how Twittah differs from text-messaging and the answer that I have is that texting is a personal message to a chosen recipient. Twittah is BULK MAIL. I always have trouble figuring out if I am supposed to respond to a declarative sentence in a text.
For instance: "Dammit, there is a long line here at Lowes."
My first reaction to that is "Yeah, well, why would I even care? I am NOT at Lowes." The additionally unspoken part of that exchange is me exclaiming loudly, "I hope you die in a fire while drowning for sending me that useless, boring crap. I'm IMPORTANT!"
When that message is sent through Twittah, it is NOT rude to ignore it. Let's be honest, 98% of the text messages that you send are very unimportant and I am busy being important.
One more thing. Since our military is currently ramping up efforts to restrict social networking, Twittah is close to the only service they can use. I am pretty sure that shall become a thing of the past pretty quickly, too. But, currently, the guys and gals over there can text to Twittah and get it posted. Maybe that will let you communicate a little better. Been there, done that, and HATED not being able to snatch up the phone on a whim to talk to my dimepiece.
Oh, and you might want to NOT use your real name on Twittah unless you are suicidal. Just saying.
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* Terminology stolen with no qualms from Andy.
** Ugly women, no offense, you do have a lovely personality and that IS important to other ugly people.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Because I Would Pull a Rib
Luckily, I never have to do this because he handles it better than I could ever manage. Both sides of the plate, too! Closet the children though.
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Friday Folder Cleaning
As usual the folder got full with stuff that refused to fit my daily meme and blog posts must have cohesion and plot line, just like all good writing.
This type of posting does not have to fit that mold.
RightwingSparkle posted this, so I stole it. In case you were unaware, Sarah Palin is hot. And she loves me and only me. Here is the photo capture of her blowing me kisses. (By the way, I won't answer her calls because SHE. IS. MARRIED.)
Well, Hell, another hot chick has a post on how much Flash brings the SUCK. Seriously, if you want to see the suck barre raised to previously unachievable levels, check out any architecture firm's website. They show exactly why you never use Flash or idiotic menu selections. That is IF you can actually FIND the menu.
While we are on the topic of vaginae, ahem, MSNBC lies about how many do not have medical coverage. Oh bullshit, MSNBC lies? They must be Democrats or something.
Dang, this is actually turning out to have a meme. Wimmen sex parts! YAY!
Still another Democrat rolls up on tee-vee, lies about HER credentials, and gets accolades for her "bravery." Patterico busted her, and continues the shredding of her entire liefest.
I am quickly running out of chick parts, but here is another that wears a cup.
And here is a video with still more hot chicks.
Last one, PIRATE!!!
Dude, this BarryCare thing is really crashing and burning. Doctors hate it, insurance companies hate it, individuals hate it. This qualifies as a Three-Fer.
HEY! Look, we are past the working for government point for the year. Personally, I think that this day should fall in the second week of January, just saying.
More banks collapse.
More people lose jobs.
More people get dumber.
BUT! There are more ways to steal music now.
Coffee Bean sent me the link to this article and I seriously never got past the caption to the photo.
"Americans need to change the way they live if they want...." SEX!!!!!
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This type of posting does not have to fit that mold.
RightwingSparkle posted this, so I stole it. In case you were unaware, Sarah Palin is hot. And she loves me and only me. Here is the photo capture of her blowing me kisses. (By the way, I won't answer her calls because SHE. IS. MARRIED.)Well, Hell, another hot chick has a post on how much Flash brings the SUCK. Seriously, if you want to see the suck barre raised to previously unachievable levels, check out any architecture firm's website. They show exactly why you never use Flash or idiotic menu selections. That is IF you can actually FIND the menu.
While we are on the topic of vaginae, ahem, MSNBC lies about how many do not have medical coverage. Oh bullshit, MSNBC lies? They must be Democrats or something.
Dang, this is actually turning out to have a meme. Wimmen sex parts! YAY!
Still another Democrat rolls up on tee-vee, lies about HER credentials, and gets accolades for her "bravery." Patterico busted her, and continues the shredding of her entire liefest.
I am quickly running out of chick parts, but here is another that wears a cup.
And here is a video with still more hot chicks.
Last one, PIRATE!!!
Dude, this BarryCare thing is really crashing and burning. Doctors hate it, insurance companies hate it, individuals hate it. This qualifies as a Three-Fer.
HEY! Look, we are past the working for government point for the year. Personally, I think that this day should fall in the second week of January, just saying.
More banks collapse.
More people lose jobs.
More people get dumber.
BUT! There are more ways to steal music now.
Coffee Bean sent me the link to this article and I seriously never got past the caption to the photo."Americans need to change the way they live if they want...." SEX!!!!!
Please take the time to comment.
