WTW - Late Night Pseudo-Good Mood

[This was moved back to the top because (Dead) Tommy 5 got sand in his vagina and threw a hissy fit. Look below for newer stuff.]

I got this from Steve Rankin at Southern Crown.

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

"Hello?"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Got this one from Clanium. Hats of Meat. It's MEAT!!! And it's a HAT!!!

I think that (Dead) Tommy 5's wife sent this one. "There, I fixed it!"

The Long-Haired, Rock-n-Roll, Hippie Engineer sent these in of the ULTIMATE HUNT MOBILE!!! Yes, Amite County, Mississippi. Insert obligatory "Mother of Invention" comment here. (Please also recognize that three wheeler production was ended somewhere around 1988.)







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Hammering the Point Home

I think that most of us recognize what is happening in the world today, but we always have difficulty putting things together. I have to continually remind myself that NOTHING IS MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

Point in case, we simply have to elect to office only the most incompetent people available because people that are motivated, intelligent, and productive do not go into politics. You see how that works?

What about Roman Polanski, the pedophile anal raper, gets arrested in Europe and immediately our New Moron President jets to Europe. I am unsure if Barry wants to go ass-rape chirren with his buddy Roman or if he thinks that he is young enough for Polanski to anally rape him, BUT nothing is mutually exclusive. I think that Barry actually bought into the lie that HE IS YOUNG DAMMIT!!! As if almost fifty is young.

Not only does the New Moron President support anally raping small chirren, but so does the entire power structure in Hollywood. Working in movies and tee-vee = evil. Get it? Did anyone really believe that Woody Allen would NOT support anally raping thirteen year old girls? ANYONE? My friend, Pam Meister, follows up on the Polanski thingy at Big Hollywood.

You only hate the New Moron President if you are white or black, or something.

I am seriously trying to follow the corruption involved with the New Moron President and his buddy, Anthony Mozilo of Countrywide. With the media trying so hard to cover up this overwhelmingly criminal enterprise, things get a little hairy, though. It seems that there might be a Republican trying to find some of this stuff out. Representative Darrell Issa is about to get suicided by the Barry White House, though. RIP, Issa. (I love typing Barry White House.)

If you think that New Orleans sucks, maybe you should read this about Detroit. It took them sixty years to reduce their population by half. Jack-troit only took twenty to accomplish the same thing. Democrat governance is awesome!!! At least Detroit does have the ability to lose more jobs, something that Jack-troit has lacked for years.

And now to the important stuff....

College Gameday, Boston, Flarda State v. Boston College. FUCK ME TO TEARS.

Dawg Sports SEC Power Poll.

A GaTech Leftie sent this BCS trashing article in. He is seriously trying to pull himself from the asininity of leftist groupthink. THE BCS IS BAD AND STUPID.

Tuesday morning Quarterback fisks Monday Morning Quarterback, which is a name blatantly stolen from Sunday Morning Quarterback. (When you click on Andy's link, read the new comments at the top right. Huge star, he is.)

And there is always HUMOR here.

Baby, I'm HONGRY.



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It is ALL About the Tuesday

Oddly enough, I woke up in a great mood today, everything seems to be wonderful, bright, and new. So, let's get to bitching.

(The word plead is pronounced "pled" and "pleed." Have fun determining which is which.)

The biggest "news" of the past few days was the arrest of a pedophile that plead guilty to the rape of a child and jumped bail while awaiting sentencing. Since Roman Polanski is the epitome of liberal douchetard, the Left has to protect him from actually serving the time that is coming.

Everyone is yapping about that this was NOT the typical rape. I agree. Polanski drugged and anally raped a thirteen year old girl.

Some folks are talking about the fact that he has not perpetrated any more crimes since then. Two things, neither has Charles Manson, and HOW THE FUCK DO WE KNOW HE HASN'T? What this argument says is that you get one heinous crime before you are imprisoned. This argument says that you can kill the Obamessiah and never serve a minute of time.

Still another argument is that the mother was trying to get the girl into the movies. Since apparently ALL parents always do the right thing for their kids, we must simply let this pedophile roam free, since it was fine with the mother. The only problem with this argument is that Andrea Yates is IN PRISON for killing her own kids. If all parents know best, shouldn't Yates be allowed out of jail?

Continuing the asininity, some folks say that Polanski is OLD. YAY! Old people get to go on crime sprees. Idiocy.

Please understand that this rapist is NOT being brought back to the states to face TRIAL, he plead GUILTY to a reduced charge. Or one simply must assume that it was a reduced charge. How many criminals do you know that would plead guilty to the primary charge?

Again I ask the rhetorical question, "Is there any sign of intelligence from the Left?"

By the way, Roman Polanski thinks that these school kids singing is HAWT.

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Blog Milestone (And College Gameday Location Week Five!!!)

I just realized that we had passed the 2007 post milestone. Since 2007 is an extremely random number, I shall from this point forward celebrate every subsequent hundred posts with giving away a free something or 'nother. It prolly won't be worth much because we make ZERO dollars blogging.

Please keep in mind that you always get what you pay for around here.

COLLEGE GAMEDAY shall be in Boston this coming Saturday for the Flarda State v. Boston College SUCKFEST.

I AM NOT KIDDING!!!

I halfway do not believe this because I was unaware entirely that there was actually a college in Boston. So, I did my research on Boston College.

Boston College's athletic teams are called "The Flamers." The main profession that is studied at BC is drunk-driving. Doug Flutie is GHEY. Professors are all straight from mental institutions and smell like pipe tobacco and suede. Boston College has never played a single team that was any good in the four year history of their junior college footbaw program. I also fell asleep twenty-two times while researching Boston College and am still very sleepy.

Just out of curiosity, I checked out how old Bobby Bowden was, too. Mathematicians are still trying to invent that number.

GO CRIMINOLES!!!!!!!!

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Still Bored with the Fascists

Seriously, I just do not even want to comment on this slew of idiots that are going full steam ahead to destroy the finances of the world. There is not one single good thing coming from DC, yet it shall never affect my life.

Well, unless they really do start locking people up that refuse to shit upon our founding principles. I don't think that is a possibility right now, but when their legislation starts being implemented, all bets are off.

So, just read the same blogs that I read daily. Y'all know what I read. I really do think that I am going to have to start sharing again in Google Reader because the security settings on my firewall have forced me to use secure sites until I can figure out how to allow Blogger, Wordpress, and other general sites again.

Yes, it is a good firewall and I highly recommend F-Secure for internet security, but they are getting a little ridiculous with all of the DDoS attacks happening on Twittah, Facebook, LiveJournal, and ShitSpace.

Please remember, FUCK A BIG SAFETY!!!

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Um, This is Making Me NUTS!!!

I can post on this blog, but I cannot see the damn thing. Obviously, my firewall settings have changed since my upgrade of my security software. This shall not stand.

If you see a news item about someone chunking folks out of the F-Secure headquarters, act like you do not know me. Really.

With the DDoS attacks lately, they have set things too damn secure. Gimme back my damn pr0n!!!

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Um, Are You Cereal? College Gameday Week Four

*You gotta click it to F-E-E-L the insanity.*

May we please just do away with the fact that the College Gameday squad was in State Fucktarded yesterday at a game that had no bearing at all on anything other than to attempt to get tOSU into the BCS Championship Game? Penn State is terrible and they were beaten by a terrible Iowa team that came from 116th to 13th in the frigging country by beating NOBODY. Good Lord, admit it that y'all want Obama (uSCCC) and Biden (tOSU) in the damn game, and then we can move forward.

I am certainly NOT saying that LSU should have moved UP with a win over the HAPLESS We Suck Bulldogs. I told everyone that they should fall TWO with that win. I stand by that statement, but obviously I live in a world that is batshit crazy.

uSCCC barely beat (unranked) Washington State, folks. They moved up FIVE SLOTS!!! with that win. FUCKING CRAZY.

tOSU beat a ridiculously untalented (unranked) Illinois team to oblivion and moved up SIX. Not AS FUCKING CRAZY.

By comparison, the Klansontownville Rebels fell SEVENTEEN SLOTS by losing to the Cocks, a SEC team. Make that make sense. The Klan lost to one of the best twelve teams in the country and fell seventeen slots. Is there ANY possibility that has anything to do with knocking some SEC teams from the top five? From number four to number twenty-one?

Let's just go for broke here. uSCCC and tOSU in the BCS Championship. That is what is destined. The real championship shall be held in Atlanta as it is every year.

Check out Andy's Sunday Morning Quarterback. He ups his winning percentage AGAIN.

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Oh, yeah, CROOM!!!

College Gameday - Week IV

Scoreboard moved to Week V.

how's this for weird? I can publish posts, but I cannot see any Blogger site. I guess all those iPhone douchebags crashed the GoreNet or sumpin'. Trust me, you orange-faced idiots, NO ONE wants to see your photos. Not even your grandmother.

If y'all have screwed up College Gameday, there SHALL be Hell to pay.

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The Only Response to the Charges of "MY" Racism

Fuck you, douchebag.

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College Gameday - The Beclowning Continues

Since this little HORSE MIME blog is the number one place for everything College Gameday, we try to give you the location of the dumbest television show with the most moronic people in the history of sports.

Tomorrow they will be in Compton for the match-up between Compton and Furman. Sorry, that is really not right, but when I found out which game they were really covering, I fell asleep for two straight days. I hired a large Samoan to come in and beat me with a cat-o-nine tails wrapped in barbed-wire to stay awake long enough to write this post.

Saturday, September 26, 2009, College Gameday shall broadcast from "Happy Valley" in State College, Pennsylvania. They are going to be at Penn State v. Iowa!!! ARE Y'ALL CEREAL?!?!?!

I am soooo....zzzzzz.........

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[Seriously, this makes me ill, y'all. A Big 10 (11) game? WHO FUCKING CARES?]

Worked Myself Out of a Job

For the past six months I have had three e-mails sitting around as action items and have not had the time to handle them. I no longer have a reason to live. They are done.

By the way, I just got accused of being filled with self-importance. Would someone filled with self-importance actually take the time to return those six month old e-mails?

NAY!

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Political Toe-Dipping

There have been so many things that have cropped up in the past week that there is no way to accurately cover them, so I shall just rant. Seriously, we ARE all adults here, right? Can you imagine actually HIRING one of the imbeciles on The Hill right now? Oddly, the first disconcerting thing for me is that our media is covering NONE OF IT ACCURATELY.

The glaring elephant on the pool table last week (and actually the week before) was James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles busting ACORN for trying to help set up a child prostitution ring as a tax shelter. The only thing missing from ACORN's utter corruption was emissions of CO2 and destruction of the "rain forests." They remind me of HITLER!!!

Anyhoo, the Smartest President in History™ says he is not up to speed on ACORN. Please do remember, that SPiH actually worked for ACORN, trained people at ACORN, represented ACORN legally, and hired ACORN to do his presidential get-out-the-vote stuff last Fall. In other words, there is quite possibly no one on Earth that knows MORE about ACORN than Barry. Methinks that he might be lying. LIKE HITLER!!!

In a strange twist of events, ACORN has decided to close down a smattering of their local offices. I am almost certain that this has nothing to do with the fact that Barry no longer needs the help of this criminal enterprise to get elected. You see, HE GOT ELECTED. Now, get under the bus, ACORN, your usefulness is utterly expended now. This sounds like HITLER gassing HITLER!!! Or HITLER suiciding HITLER!!!

And what does HITLER Number 1 do when they are caught perpetrating crimes against humanity? Why of course they bring suit against the very folks that exposed their corruption! It is simply UNpossible that there would be anyone so stupid as to try to destroy the very people that brought the crimes of ACORN to light. Seriously, how stupid would you have to be to place blame or arrest crime-fighters? OH!!! Now it makes sense.

And NOW! a musical interlude!!!



Ah, I am so relaxed after that. I love to hear very small school children simply burst out in spontaneous song. Don't you just want to pick them all up, nuzzle their little, pot-bellies, and give them all ice cream and pah?

Quickly now, because I am out of cigarettes and have to roll up to the Tote-Sum store before I chew entirely through my bottom lip.

Fascism is only fascism when Obama is not involved.

How do you make medical services more efficient? Involve the Internal Revenue Service. FUCK. ME. TO. DEATH. WITH. A. FLAMING. SLEDGEHAMMER.

Getting the IRS involved with medical services is akin to letting this MONSTER run a daycare. Folks, does this shock you? If it does, then you could not see far enough ahead to see the end result of making abortion "safe, legal, and rare."

Personally, I am wondering what kind of folks are actually backing the current federal government's proposal for disruption of medical services. Oh, it is the morons. Can we puh-leeeeeze try their ideas one thousand times? I mean, they have never, ever worked but that doesn't actually mean that they will not work in the future, right?

I mean certainly a government take-over could actually wind up working as swimmingly as that Cash for Clunkers thingy worked, right? Well, if by 'working' you mean not increasing sales or production or profit or income and only making things worse.

May we be honest? You want to have sex with Sarah Palin and Michelle Malkin at the same time.

One final thought, when you are looking for a new college footbaw corch, there should only be one thing that you check out before you hire. HOT WIFE.

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WTW - Only in Jack-troit

The long-haired hippie rock-n-roller engineer sent me these photos. Yes, y'all know exactly where it is, too.

This is the Southbound frontage road of I-55 just North of Northside Drive. The last photo is actually at that intersection.

I have lost my will to live. This can only happen in Jack-troit.







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Dudes and Chicks, TO ARMS!!!

I have a friend that is trying to win a bathroom makeover, give her a hand, please.

Go HERE and voted for Kathrin and Chris Taylor.

Do it, do it now.

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College Gameday Week Four (Week 4)

It's frigging Tuesday, you morons!!! The damn over-under has not even been released, and ALREADY you are looking for the Moronic Idiots Circus Moronfest on The Four Letter? WTF?!?!?!!?

Nay! WTF?!?!?!?

College Gameday. College Gameday.


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(Dead) Tommy 5 Calls Color on the Clemson Meltdown

Watch this and then read (Dead) Tommy 5's critique below.



Did you read the comments? Everyone wants the idiot to sue them and ESPN. This country is being taken over by you fags. One comment stated he was fagboy’s buddy and he is going to sue, one dollar for every hit the video gets on youtube. I think I can defend the four letter and broadcasters.

Me: You are at a college football game, you know it is on national television, you act like a p***y, and don’t expect anyone to make fun of you? Are you gay? Drop your suit and I will go get you a happy meal from McDonald’s, and if you don’t wet your pants when we get there I will also get you an ice cream cone.

Fagboy: You promise?

Me: Yes, I promise.

Gayboy: okay.

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Dammit, I Missed an Entire Folder of Awesome!!!

Since I am the FAIL standard at blogging, I made an additional folder where I could put awesome stuff, forget about it, and then roll it out like a moron when it was irrelevant. Since these are ALL time sensitive awesome posts and links, linking them late keeps our mediocre standards around these parts.

You should always read Andy's SUNDAY Morning Quarterback posts because the term "Monday Morning Quarterback" is just frigging stupid. That is like two days after the real quarterbacking, well unless you are a University of Southern Mississippi Golden Eagle fan. Goodness, they play on every day, including Tuesday, but never on Saturday. Plus, Andy's picks are MONEY.

Since I screwed up and was late on the link to Andy's on Sunday, SUNDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK gets linked twice.

If you want a very good laugh at the newspaper industry in Jack-troit, read JFP's quoting of Brookings saying that Jack-troit is AWESOME. By the way, second in property crimes in the nation, fourth in murders EQUALS AWESOME. This post defines, "The blind leading the stupid." A vortex of lunacy should have been created by this, sucking, into the abyss, the entire staffs of Brookings and of JFP, if JUSTICE existed. These folks are so dense that refrigerator magnets fly toward them when they walk through the dining room.

If you purchased an iPhone, if you want to actually use it and live in Charlotte, NC, you are in luck, your brickphone now has a purpose. Too bad that the equipment you need to actually make calls (that do not drop) on the iPhone is larger than a coffee table with a lamp on it. Judging from the image, anyway. Good Lord, has MacAppleCrashingtosh ever made a product worth a shit? That iMac was good to fill with concrete and use as a boat anchor, but that doesn't count.

Dude, tape your head up before clicking this link, it is OFF the fucking chain. I am NOT kidding, really. LAST CHANCE. You are going to lose your shit. Fah reals. Leftist tattoo.

Steve B takes some of the pressure off of the Evolution v. Intelligent Design debate. i thought dinosaurs and man did not co-exist? RUH ROH!!! Those evil MEN!!!

HOT CHICKS ON THE TWITTAH!!!! They only show one photo a day, though. Their standards are much lower than mine, too. Maybe I need to give them some pointers in hot chicks.

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Verizon is my Bitch

After throwing a full frontal hissy fit (complete with mushroom tattoos for all the folks in the store, including customers) about my cell phone bill (900 friggin' bucks!!!) this past month, Verizon sent me an apology in the mail this weekend and offered me free phones all around.

Anyhoo, since I actually LIKE the MotoRazr V3 and abhor the humongous size of the newer phones, I am kinda wary of having to wear the fannypack that all of the iPhone users have to carry to tote a phone the size of the Motorola Brickphone from 1991. You see, MacApple has a tendency to lean "Progressive," which means they yearn for the technology of the Dark Ages.

Verizon has offered to give me one of five different models of phones, but the LGs I do not like. So, if anyone has one of these, tell me how you like it. Please understand that I am already biased toward anything Motorola.

Motorola Rival, Blackberry Storm, or Blackberry Curve are the three choices. Please do not tell me how awesome an iPhone is, because it is NOT. I have used them and their interface is as stupid as a MacAppletosh. Plus, I do not need to be able to store music on my phone. And I am NOT gay. And I do not care that everyone has one, it is a tool, NOT a status symbol to me.

This is why I refused to wear Izod shirts when they were cool, too. Of course, all of my tailored shirts are Izod now.

Fun Fact: I never owned a Members Only jacket, either.

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Sunday Linkdump and Opinion - Random Throughout the Day

Jumping into the impressive stuff. I do not have much commentary on this one.

Malkin highlights the smartest sentence that Barry has ever uttered.

OBAMA: Is — is — is…

HE'S SMART, I TELL YA!!! SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVAH!!!

Commercial Interruption: My Mr. Coffee, which has never made more than two point three-three cups of coffee in my normal mug, mysteriously made THREE cups today. No, I did not mistakenly miscount. Purchase Mr. Coffee products, because they are magic. Occasionally. Now, BACK TO THE BLOGSHOW!!

Barry Obama pretends that he is a homosexual, geeky moron. WAIT, that ain't pretending!

Then for his next trick, he tries to manipulate the governor's race of New York. I am certainly glad that G_d is finally trying to make things happen during his time on Earth.

Michelle Obama is HAWT! Man, I am furiously flogg....well, you know. I am so happy that they have finally unearthed the Jackson Pollock signature collection series of women's FINE attire.

Barry can laugh like a demented clown at his idiot wife, but he cannot laugh at himself.

If you want to understand the ranking system of NCAA college footbaw, you have to first understand that you can actually be in the next to the last place in your very own conference, yet still not be behind in national polling, even though the teams ahead of you IN-conference are not even in the Top 25. Once you get past that point, you can seriously imagine bumblebees flying from your ass, too. Problem solved. Thanks, Pete Carrol for fighting against the playoff system. You are amazing.

Andy done purdy good on his picks. You should bet the entire farm on his choices every week.

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Um, This is Kinda Concerning

Christina Jade found a coupla videos that are extremely unnerving for normal people. Go watch them, NOW. It takes about fifty minutes that are well worth the time.

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My Complete College Gameday Wrap-up

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

EAT. A. DICK.!!!!!!

Blast from the Past

I was trying to find an e-mail addy from an old friend of mine that lives in one of those shithole countries in Asia, but I ran across this that I wrote for the Planet Weekly way back AGO. It has come to my attention that my writing skills are diminishing. If you are a female that I have said some of these things to, I apologize, I have had the very same game since I was in eleventh grade geometry class.

Holy Reacharound Batman! Trolling Lessons from Buck!

Since this issue is supposed to about sex, not romantic love, I decided to write the definitive primer dealing with nothing but the score. Do not pass this information on to those that will be unable to handle this sensitive information. Here we go...

It is scientifically proven that ultimately all single people and more than a fair share of married folks are out in public trolling for skank. This in itself is not necessarily a bad thing unless those same people are unprepared. Keep in mind that I am dealing only with the heterosexual trolling here. I do not have any experience with the homosexual kind, but as soon as I am done with every single one of the ladies, brace yourself, Ennis, I'm probably headed to Brokeback. Variety IS the spice of life.

When you find yourself out looking for the ol' in-out, in-out, your choice of venue will probably decide the method of attack. To show up at Julep wearing muddy ropers and a barn coat is probably not going to help your chances, unless you are Brad Pitt or Tyra Banks, then all bets are off. Dress the part, know the place and the clientele.

Bathe. Cologne or perfume should never be used in lieu of showering.

Remember, you are not trying to find your next future ex-spouse. This is a sex thing. This is important because it begins to expand the possibilities of who you approach. Physical appearance is really unimportant. Everyone would like to go home with a runway model, but you are looking for sex. Chances are that you are not the best looking person in the bar. And obviously not the smartest.

Perfect a visual trick that lures them in. For women, placing your purse on the floor and continually reaching down to pull something out is probably all you need to do. For men, I suggest you learn to pick peanuts out of the bottom of a longneck bottle with your tongue. Works every time for me.

Men, never talk after you get the ball rolling. Women will handle that part. All you need to do is sit there and nod. Women, men do not care what you do for a living, it is unimportant. "Oh, so you work at a slaughterhouse? How interesting."

As close draws near and you have squandered every opportunity to hook-up, do not get desperate. Resolve yourself to going home with a bag of Hot Cheetos and watching porn. There's always tomorrow night. Or if you just can't be alone, hop in the Rambler and ride out to Pop's. There's always a chance you can get lucky there.

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Me: Dammit, your picture should be next to "Sex Toy" in the dictionary.

Her: .......

Me: Sorry, but you are drop-dead gorgeous.

Her: (sigh)

Me: Have you ever had your belly button licked?

Her: Of course.

Me: From the inside?

Her: Want my phone number?

Me: Why yes, yes I do.

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College Gameday - Week III

SCOREBOARD MOVED TO WEEK IV.

We arrive at week THREE of the greatest "NON-PAID" sport in the history of the world. The games that I am interested in today are (of course) all of the SEC games, Temple v. Penn State (GO OWLS!!!), Flarda State v. BYU (GO CRIMINOLES!!!), and Tee-Tee v. Tejas (GO WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!)

Will Bammeroids beat their 37 point spread v. North Tejas? No one KNOWS.

AND.....if you are in Lexington, KY, plan for slow travel today, yo!

COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

New drAnking game, for every stupid thing that Streit Herbkirk says today about tOSU on College Gameday, take a tequila shot. At eleven PM, then, and ONLY then, call an ambulance.

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College Gameday - September 19, 2009

Since everyone wants to do know where the dumbest footbaw humans shall be tomorrow, I am here to tell y'all. AUSTIN! welcomes MORONS! In case you were unaware, Austin is the ARMPIT of Tejas. If you are an unwashed hippie in Tejas, looking for all kinds of freaky stuff and drugs, you head to Austin. That is why The Four Letter decided to send their boys down there. They look smart by comparison.

Since The Barn destroyed We Suck last weekend, AUBURN POON!!!!! (Yes, SFW!)

Still MORE ways to optimize your calendar to stay abreast of Da College Gameday!


BAMMEROIDS!!!!



I just Judy-Chopped the nextdoor neighbor, he is a Klansingtonville Rebul fan.

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And yes, CROOM!!!!

Math and Science of the Sissies (Updated!!!!)

UPDATE: There is a backlink at the bottom of this post that leads to a Spam Site. Seriously, if you do not believe me, click it and see.

All of us educated folks can be assured that we know the difference between right and wrong. This ideology was PROBABLY determined by our ancestors worshiping the Invisible Spaghetti Monster in the sky, but that is irrelevant to FUCKING MATH and SCIENCE.

I read Doug Mataconis's blog daily, because there are very few people on the innerblarqwebs that are more proficient at excoriating all sides equally. Doug's appears to be the perfect hate and I like it. BUT!

This post is one in a long line of posts that place FALSE ACCUSATIONS in the area of religious states (abstinence education) and the relationship of teenage birthrate.

First let's tackle the possibility of getting pregnant while practicing ABSTINENCE. Um, as far as I know, only once in the history of the world. Debate that all you want, but it is UNpossible for a woman to get pregnant without the Foam of Love™ jumping up in her. Whether by tubesteak or the shot needle, doesn't matter.

So, rather than saying that abstinence education is not working by pointing to birthrate, why not say it is not working by pointing to the fact that teens are having sex? We know that teachers are in the top three dumbest career categories, and never can be successful at anything they attempt. So, is it the teacher's fault, Hell to the Naw!

Another point to be pondered is that if you look at the teenage birthrate chart that Doug posted, you can make the case that the rate is higher in areas where MEN are FUCKING MEN. As far as I know, no man has EVER gotten pregnant by Heath Ledgering another dude. (Please do not link that chick that all the Barrystream Media said was a dude.)

The lower on the list you go, the higher the population of NANCY BOYS. NTTAWWT. So, the higher on the list that a state is, the more equal the ratio of 'normal' dudes to 'normal' chicks.

Consider this question is answered by a real man, that doesn't live in New Hampshire, which is now known as The Fairy State.

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Today in History and Making Some, too!

September 17, 1787 was the day that a bunch of dead white guys got together, smoked some hemp, and beat their slaves. This led to the revolution that we are now seeing daily. The fact that those dead, white slave owners penned the Constitution allowed us to elect MORONS. Before the slave owners published that document, morons were relegated to doing manual labor because they were too stupid. Look at them NOW!!!!

All because of a bunch of racist white guys. Basil has more.

I must say that I am overwhelmed by work, but really that is not why I am avoiding political commentary on this blog. I am avoiding it because the morons are in charge now and it is best to keep your fucking mouth shut and let them destroy the country with their stupidity. When they are finished, then the seven of us that have been carrying the world on our backs for so long can go back to what we do so well.

I really hope that the morons do not start watering plants with Gatorade before we get the chance to be in charge again.

In case you think that I am exaggerating how stupid these morontards are, below are links to PROOF.

Since we always blow trillions of tax payer dollars on helping out the countries that we conquer,we must rebuild the Soviet Union.

The President gives these people BILLIONS.

BILLIONS more. Check this shit out. These criminals are President Obama's FRIENDS that support and facilitate ILLEGAL-ALIEN, CHILD PROSTITUTION.

An image, maybe worth something. 1000 words? Yeah.

More of the President's friends are batshit crazy.

This is the state of the manufactured goods industry. Be fucking skeered.

In case you were wondering, only 45% of medical professionals will consider quitting if the moron's President gets his way. I take this as 55% of medical professionals are dumbasses.

Hello Kiffin is being lobbied to start a giant catfish at kwerterbeck this weekend. I consider this good advice. COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

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Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part XXII

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Me: HEY! I can get Viagra really cheap from this website!!

Her: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX, PART X, PART XI, PART XII, PART XIII, PART XIV, PART XV, PART XVI, PART XVII, PART XVIII, PART IXX, PART XX, PART XXI
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Look at this F-ing Love Connection

In keeping with our daily trash-talking and pleasing the footbaw watching chicks in our lives, HOLY SHIT, let's just call him GAYbow from this point forward.

GAYbow gently whispers, "Lay some tongue on me, Chris."

College Gameday!!!

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Good Lord, Jim Plunkett Looks Good!!!!

I have always been a Patriots fan up until they got that new Leslie-Boy to kwarterbeck for them. I was a huge fan back in the day when Jim Plunkett and Steve Grogan were at the helm. I simply cannot stand hearing how awesomatic this new fancy-lad is and how tough Belly Check is, et al.

Dude, seriously, I was a fan when the Pats su-uh-uh-ucked. I was there when the Bears kicked their asses in the Super Bowl. As a matter of fact, I even kinda rooted for the Raiders when Plunkett went out there. Anyhoo, I liked Plunkett so much that I searched for an image of him today to throw in the faces of the sick folks that are in love with the pretty-boy tossing the ball for the Pats now.

I do not remember Plunkett being this hot, but DAYUM!!! He has certainly aged well.

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My Alternate Personality, Two Dogs, THINKS

Well, one of them anyway.

There has been a skull-coughing-up about those ACORN "hos" and their knowledge of the tax code. (Yes, "hos" is a racist thing.) Three offices have been busted by normal people that seek to expose the group as a Mugabe-like bullshit factory.

What do I have to say about this? Um, can we get these chicks to file MY FRIGGIN' TAXES?!?!?! Granted, everyone knows they are breaking the law and perpetrating FRAUD, but why do we always jump to the RACIST SIDE OF THINGS? Can't we all just get along? Seriously, if all I have to do to get some tax breaks is import some underage prostitutes from Guatemala or some other third world country, this seems like a small price to pay, well UNLESS you are RACIST against LATINOS.

Here's some more info on the RACIST PIMP and the RACIST WHORE.

Another thing happened at the MTV racist whorefest this weekend. Conway West jumped up on the stage and took the mic from some kid and busted out into "Hello Darling" or some other nonsense. Really, I have no clue what happened and seriously could not care less. BUT!!!! Terry Moron "claimed" that Obama called Conway a "jackass." Seriously, does anyone really believe that happened? You know DAMN WELL it did not. In the days when media really looked to report the news, this would be a lede to make the President dispute Moran's comment. Then the entire conversation would come out. Now, Moron is simply trying to prop up someone that is quickly becoming the WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY. The whole story is bullshit and you friggin' know it. (I might have some of these names wrong or not.)

The 9-12 March on DC. Good Lord! Normal people actually went to DC!

Normal people clean up after themselves. Idiots that feed on the productive are filthy and do not care about what they destroy.

Who gives a shit about how many people showed up? You know that there were more intelligent people in attendance and they cleaned up after themselves.

Wonder what idiots think about the Taxpayer March on DC?

It seems that some folks think that working is more important than organizing. I wish the president felt that way.

I am really curious to know who in the Hell did not know THIS by June of 2008? Really, journalists are stupid. AS FUCK.

Here is what our current administration is giving us. ALL BAD.

On the search engine front, Bing launches visual search. This is not working too well for me, but give them time. Give it a try HERE. You gotta have Silverlight installed.

And Gist has finally launched, too. This appears to have great promise.

Since I am currently GEEKING OUT here, I think that I shall give you an idea of what calculator that I use and you should, too. Firecalc also has a color picker embed. Suh-weet.

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Dropping Some Links

One of things that is actually important to me is ranking higher than JFP on BlogNetNews, an accomplishment that has not happened in a couple of months after owning them for a solid damn year. I have come to realize that I have no clue and there is literally no explanation for the ranking system there. I can have a record-setting traffic week and drop out of the Top 20, but still stay at the top of the Conservative blog rankings. Then I can have a week when I rarely post, my hit count falls to nothing and suddenly, I am the number one political blog in Mississippi again. I am tenth this morning. That just makes no sense at all. Nevermind that this is a humor blog.

Also, I always wanted to rank higher than The Clarion Ledger on Twittah and had always maintained a first place or second place ranking in Jackson, swapping places with iEllie, almost daily. Well, it is obvious that the C-L and WJTV have hired Twittah advisors or something, but still I beat out the C-L this morning. But, THIRD blows.

Well, I know that y'all want to know more about me, but we have a job to do since we have neglected it to the nth degree the last two days while watching the World Trade Center posts and then Tea Party and college footbaw stuff yesterday. Seriously, I have not hit a lick at a snake since Thursday except for the meeting with the blue-hairs yesterday. I suck.

In no particular order, I got to get to work, MAIN. Sorry.

A firsthand account of the Trade Center that day.

Evan Sayet on the Muslim attacks on freedom.

Democrats, terrorists, and your money that was squandered on "STIMULUS."

Homeland Security was how Booooosh took away our liberties, but now? 3.4 BILLION.

Barry's 29th delivery of the very same speech on "healthcare." Condensed. Remember, Obama is an idiot.

Obama's speech condensed, again.

Oddly, the AP pulls a Joe Wilson on the Obamoron's speech.

Democrats roll out an idiot to reply to Joe Wilson. Democrat=Idiot.

In case y'all are unaware, the REAL number of people that are uninsured and cannot afford medical services is TWELVE MILLION. This number represents 0.036% of our population. Great Britain's population that is still not covered with their idiotic plan is FOUR PERCENT. Just saying. For Democrats, the facts SUCK.

What does Britain say about cancer patients? Um, FUCK 'em.

Black conservatives, RACISM!!!! Why in the mortal Hell is it a big deal when a SMART black person speaks? Are the only black folks that are supposed to speak in public supposed to be as dumb as the president? Joe Biden is NOT BLACK.

Barry's former employer and political ally, ACORN, kinda turns the prostitutes out in Baltimore. Oh, and in DC, too. Underage, illegal prostitutes? Oh shit yeah, that is COOL with Barry and ACORN!!!

How do we turn back the idiot tide? Well, quit spending ridiculous money on education.

What about a Communist President starting a trade war with his ideological homeland? If we had a president that loved the United States, we would crush China, but.....

How is that housing market doing since Barry pulled us back from the brink of financial ruin? Well, near record high foreclosures!!! Yay! Barry!

Edward is STREET.

Boomer Sooner.

Twittah Sales Force.

Awkward Family Photos.

Crowder!!


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College Gameday - Conference Play Starts!!! (UPDATED!!!)

If you watch College Gameday, chances are good that you will not read this blog more than once. You are not smart enough to understand anything that I write.

Whatever you do, Smart People, do NOT turn on The Four Letter's College Gameday today, because Kirk Herbstreit shall literally be losing his shit on the program, think "Crazy Harry" at Crazy Harry's Auto-Emporium. You see, Kirk was a quarterback for tOSU and he is a BIGTIME tOSU homer. Objectivity? Aw, fuck that. Also, you might want to avoid that uSCCC v. tOSU game entirely, unless you were unfortunate enough to attend college at one of those lesser universities. (You know who you are. And the line is uSCCC -7. I would take that number against tOSU. uSCCC by 20.)

Little known piece of trivia about Kirk is that he went to the 1992 Florida Citrus Bowl and LOST to the Georgia Bulldogs, 21-14. SEC v. Big 10 (11)? Bet the FARM on the SEC team, y'all.

Conference play starts today for my alma mater, We Suck, when they meet The Barn from Auburn, in Auburn. Both teams are UNDEFEATED!!! The line is The Barn -14. Seems about right. The o/u on We Suck turnovers is 16.

Mississippi's Northeast Klanslington University had to take a vacation after last weekend's hard fought battle over the Memphis Tiger, singular. That trip was too long for them to play a game this week. I look for them to move up in the Ole Miss poll to Infinity Plus One Awesomeness. In sane circles, they shall still not crack the Top 25.

The game that I am most interested in today is Howard (+47) v. Rutgers. Next would be Boomer Sooner v. Potato State (+49.5). I am really curious to find out if Troy drives his Trans-Camaro all the way to The Gates today, too. In case you are wondering, YES! Tebow is GAY.

Let College Gameday begin!!!

UPDATE: Just letting you know, TXMarko, we are holding a meeting RIGHT THIS DAMN MINUTE to discuss kicking the Vols out of the SEC. Two years in a row to lose to a PAC-10 team is fucking unacceptable, dude. THE PAC-10!!!!

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CROOM!!!!

Eight Years Ago

What needs to be said that has not been said one thousand times over already? I can recount what I thought and what I felt at the time, but what good does that do?

Lemme try to tell you a smidgen, anyway. I was in the shower when the first plane hit. My wife screamed for me to come see, I immediately did, despite the getting out of the shower wet thingy is a huge pet-peeve of mine. I was sitting on the coffee table, dripping wet, wrapped in a towel when the second plane hit. Until that point, I was holding out that it was an accident of terrible proportions.

My wife did not move from the television and the web for at least two weeks. If I had been more observant, I would have noticed that something happened to her that did not happen to me. I was pissed. I wanted retaliation. She saw the sheer evil the world for the first time. It broke her, I didn't see it, but it made her want to make a difference of some type in the world.

She decided that she wanted to go into law enforcement and began to make all the moves necessary to become an FBI or Secret Service agent. She trained non-stop. I was torn with what she had decided to do, yet I purchased a pistol and shooting lessons to do the very minimum on my part. She was determined to so something to help everyone in the entire world. And she would have if she had not had not suffered a heart attack four days shy of her thirty-seventh birthday.

Two and half years after the initial attack by the Muslim terrorists, they were still claiming victims. Today, The 2996 Project is going on. Make that at least 2997.

People who shall never forget. In no particular order.

Andy.

KerrCarto.

Jack Dunphy.

Carol at No Sheeples Here.

Oddybobo.

Braden.

Darlene Click.

Full Metal Patriot.

Andrew Klavin.

Malkin.

Staci.

Doug Mataconis. (Check his whole site.)

Classicaliberal. (The whole page. This dude has posted like 52 items today. No wonder he has been hiding out this week.)

The Jawa Report.

DPUD, the Flight 93 Memorial Service photos.

William Teach.

Right Girl.

The Mayor.

Herb.

Jackson Jambalaya.

Chris Burgard.

Big Hollywood.

Basil.

Confederate Yankee.

DRJ.

On the Rocks.

Skunkfeathers.

Christina Jade.

Patrick Conlon.

Gateway Pundit.

Blackfive.

Agent Bedhead.

Gribbit.

John Ruberry.

Track-A-'Crat.

Mark Tapson.

Roland Hulme.

Change Barack.

Rocketman.

Sarah Palin.

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Your Daily Dose.....

....of SEC trash talking.

Bwahahahahahahaha. And I loved Herschel, too!

Let Saturday BEGIN!!!!

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I Am Currently Accepting Applications for Adoptees

Since I have decided that the morons in DC shall never receive another penny of my hard-earned income until they decide to attempt to follow the Constitution, I read financial blogs daily and friends bombard me with info teaching me how to keep MY OWN DAMN MONEY. Christina Jade sent me a treasure trove this morning.

Currently the law allows individuals to earn just over 100k overseas and not be taxed on those earnings. The almighty federal government also allows individuals to have 10k in monetary holdings without having to claim those assets. The kicker is that you can claim 10k for each family member.

I am currently accepting applications for adoptees to become part of my "family." Age is irrelevant, all races, creeds, religions, sexes and sexual preferences, and any level of handicap is accepted. I need AT LEAST 230 million "children." Think "Father of a Nation." I have goals.

No, you will NOT be included in the will. If you want to pony up your 10k or any lesser amount, that would be really cool, too.

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In Case You Forgot

The guy that occupies the White House is a "basketball guy." He attended Occidental College, Columbia, and Harvard, none of which play in the SEC.

In other words, he is a loser. And tonight the loser shall address a joint session of the Idiot Body Politic. He shall utter the words, "We need a public option on healthcare." and "The opposition to ObamaFAILcare has not come up with an alternative." Well, he'll say that if the TelePrompTer doesn't fail. If the Prompter fails, he'll say, "Uh, um, hmmm, specificity, uh, uh, uh, mmmm, above my paygrade."

He is wrong on both counts, he knows it, and he continues to lie about it. If you are unaware, the President is a Democrat, which means he is a criminal and very stupid.

Here is the alternative plan (and video of Barry saying exactly what I said above)that would have backing with seventy percent of the country and also WORK. Why will he not try this plan? Because he is an idiot criminal and he hates people that are not him.

Here's another one of President Twatwaffle's friends headed to the pokey. Oddly, that is only 100% of the people that Barry has known in his entire life that are criminals. This is an astounding record.

It is just UNpossible that the Democrats have spent so much money that they already have to raise the debt ceiling again. But, they have. (Hat-Tip: Christina Jade)

Just so you know, when I am president, I am going to cut spending across the board (minus military) minimally ten percent per year. In my second term, it shall be twenty percent a year. When the Congress repeals the Twenty-Second Amendment to allow me a unlimited terms, fifty percent across the board. Fourth term, one hundred percent. By this time, everyone in the country shall be millionaires and we will be back to a one page Constitution. So there is that to look forward to.

Under the new President Paul, DC shall have no schools that are funded by government. And those people that live in DC shall not vote on anything. Sorry, if you live in DC, you are a criminal and I ain't putting up with that bullshit. (When I am President, I shall be running the country from my house. I shall only go to DC if there needs to be a very public veto of something stupid that comes from Congress. Like them voting to get paid for doing what they do.)

By the way, I am abolishing their retirement, salary, living expenses, medical insurance, and anything else that they spend money on. I am going to take it up with the Justice Department, pay off the Supremes to find in my favor, and then abolish all government agencies, too. Taxes shall never be needed again for anything. The military shall be funded by voluntary contributions. Five brigades (about 25,000 men) of our military shall be deployed to secure the border with Mexico with orders to shoot to kill anyone swimming across the river.

Anyhoo.

Remember back earlier this year when I said watch what happens with the additional minimum wage increase on July 24th? As always, I was right. Wonder what kind of fallout having a bunch of high school kids that cannot find summer and after school jobs is going to have on the work force in ten years? Well, other than the fact that they will have ten years of public schooling and never working?

I might have to swap Twittah/Facebook clients. TweetDeck done broughted their A-Game, today.

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I'm Just Saying - COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!

*CLICK IT TO SEE IT BIG*

Dude, we have buried The Four Letter on this search so badly it is unbelievable.

Also try, "Where will College GameDay Be September 12, 2009." We have number one, three, and nine.

Also try, "gameday September 12." We have one and four.

DUDE. ESPN SUCKS.

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Drive-By Blogging - Back to Work

Here it is Tuesday and I am still behind the Eight Ball. I thought I would have dug myself out by now. Not so much.

Anyhoo, the insanity around the world still continues to run rampant and I would be remiss if I did not point some stuff out here. Most of you have realized that I kinda try to chronicle day-to-day news for my own use and to help keep my memory fresh. As The Google site search function gets better, I shall be able to find all the stuff that I found interesting for years to come.

By the way, I have officially become my grandfather. This is not inherently good, nor is it bad, either. But, it IS noted.

How long do we have before the US dollar utterly collapses? Only God knows and he ain't telling. (This is a link to a linkdump about monetary policy. Check some of them, you shall see that the collapse is coming.)

Do you know what the next stupid idea is to pay for "healthcare?" Yes, tax the insurance companies. Um, class? Does anyone other than me see the sandpoundingly stupid asininity of this riDONKEYulous idea? Puh-leeze find out who is electing these idiots, and take away their right to vote. PLEASE.

And our illustrious Leader has put forth yet another MORON that is by definition unqualified for the position for which he was nominated. Remember when Barry was supposed to be SMART? Yeah, me neither.

By the way, those Death Panels that were never mentioned in HR3200? Yeah, just because the bill did not say "Death Panels" doesn't mean that they weren't IN THERE. Could it be that Sarah Palin is the smartest person in the world? That seems highly unlikely to me, but she has been right 100% of the time so far.

Democrat idiot, number um, well, he is just one of all of them. By the way, he is from Cali. That explains it, right? Well that and the whole Democrat thing.

More on the Van Jones racism and hate and criminality and murdering stuff. By the way, Jones was never vetted at all because his was not a position that required confirmation in the Senate. Barry continues to lie about even the most minuscule bullshit.

Only in the Leftie world, could the resignation of Van Jones mean that Jones is free to do important stuff now. Had anyone ever heard of him before getting nominated Population Reduction Czar? Jones is from Oakland, do we really need to say anything else about how smart he is, really?

Skunkfeathers linked this is the comments yesterday, sent the link to your stupid friends.

Can we all agree to cut off funding for the United Nations already? Well, maybe after you read this, you will agree.

By the way, here are the unofficial rankings for College Footbaw. We Suck is ranked Number Eleven. I am shocked, truly.

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Metrosexual Update

During a conversation with The Nation the other day, a mutual friend of ours was mentioned as the very Mostest Metrosexual in our posse. The Nation opined that we should purchase said Metrosexual a manly-type animal to kinda give him the faux appearance of manliness. The Nation even went so far as to propose a name for said manly animal we purchased for said Metrosexual.

Today, I present "Rape Dawg."

You might want to NOT PET HIM.

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Logic from the MORONS

Remember Donna Brazile? She was the one that came in and told Al Gore that he needed to start wearing earth tones to bolster his BETA MALE image. And subsequently lost the election to what she called at the time, "A truly anti-intellectual legacy."

Today, she pumped up the resume of the resigned "Green Czar," Van Jones, by saying that he was a Yale graduate and very, very intelligent.

George W. Bush is a graduate of Yale AND of Harvard. Just saying.

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The Crazy Keeps Coming

Having not been born with a brain defect or never had a hugely traumatic HEAD injury as a child, I am not a Liberal, Progressive, Democrat, or any other of those moronic folks. Dude, really, Mississippi is full of these idiots. Our state has ALWAYS been run by the dumbest people that we can find and even now when the Barrystream Media talks about Mississippi being a Republican state, our state house is STILL controlled by Democrats on BOTH sides of the house. Virtually ALL of our local politicians are Democrats as well. In other words, Mississippi is VERY MUCH run by Democrats.

In today's FREE Clarion-Ledger, I got a damn bellyful of the Democrat stupidity. Please remember that Ronnie Agnew and David Hampton are intellectual lightweights that in sane times would be in sanatoriums. Obviously the people from Gannett do not want the C-L to stay in business and that is quite fine by me, too.

The dumbest person that writes for the paper currently is Representative John Mayo of Clarksdale. If you want to read some stark raving shit-douchery, HERE's his blog. Wrap some duct tape around your head before you read anything he posts, he is mentally DANGEROUS.

You also must consider that the C-L publishes every article by Cynthia Tucker. That in itself speaks VOLUMES about how dumb the folks are down there on Pearl Street. I do seriously think that Agnew calls/faxes/writes letters to Daily Kos (because obviously Ronnie cannot turn on a computer) and asks them what agitprop they want published daily. David Hampton, in an article from yesterday, attacked blogs and the ENTIRE internet because allegedly those sources have no requirements that are "upheld by newspapers." In other words, Hampton lives in Assholeville with his head stuck firmly in the sand.

BUT! The article that got my blood boiling today was written by Joe Atkins about legal services getting CUT because of budget shortfalls. Go read it and hurry back.

Disclaimer: I have never applied for any unemployment benefits in my life, BUT I would assume to receive that TAXPAYER money, you would have to be seeking gainful employment. That would MAKE FUCKING SENSE TO NORMAL PEOPLE.

Anyhoo, to point to the very OBVIOUS occurrence in the article, our WELFARE RECIPIENT lives in a county with 20% PLUS unemployment. Wonder who runs that county? Well, she lost her job, BECAUSE OF THE VERY PEOPLE FOR WHOM SHE IS VOTING, and got another, lost that one and got another, lost that last job and went and got her gummint CHEESE. Then what did she do?

SHE. STOPPED. LOOKING. FOR. WORK. If this is not the biggest fucking shocker that has ever strolled down the fucking boulevard, I just do not know fucking shockers.

Now, to add insult to idiotic injury, Joe Atkins expects ME to pay for HER to sue the state to get more of MY money to support HER when SHE won't work.

H-E-L-L-O?!?!?!?!?!

Can ANYONE, anyone at all, make any sense out of me having to pay for someone to basically sue me to get my money so they don't have to work? Yeah, don't answer that, it was rhetorical.

Good Lord. I must hate that poor deadbeat because she is Black, right?

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Monday Morning Seriousness

I find myself forever confused at the reactions from the Left on the affiliations of their higher-ups. I think by now pretty much anyone with a semblance of a brain has realized that our new President is an idiot, yet still we are faced daily with our national media talking and writing about how awesome he is. They even falsely report news to make him appear more intelligent to the five or six people that still pay attention to the White House run spin machine. Sorry, we normal people are not buying it. Barry Obama is one seriously stupid imbecile and there is no way to mask that FACT.

Point in case, when Barry got elected he told us that their vetting process for cabinet members and staffers was going to be more rigorous than ever before. Sorry for pointing out the obvious, BUT! JOE. FREAKIN'. BIDEN!!!! (Let's not forget HILLARY CLINTON!!!)

Folks, Barry is a moron AND he is a Democrat, so pretty much everything out of his mouth is a lie and every action he takes would result in jail time for normal citizens.

Anyhoo, the latest kerfuffle is over Barry's choice for "Green Czar," Van Jones. I am not really surprised by Barry picking a militant America-hating racist Communist for anything and I have no clue why anyone else would be shocked. It's like some folks actually think that all of the sudden, Barry is going to NOT BE Barry. Van Jones IS Barry Obama.

JOE. FREAKIN'. BIDEN!!!

The additional fun part is that Democrat media writers are stunned by the objection to Van Jones for anything. Normal people would have immediately realized that Van Jones was a stark raving lunatic the minute that they found out he was a supporter of the movement to FREE COP KILLAH, Mumia Abu-Jamal. The idiotic part of Mumia's supporters' movement is that HIS GUILT in the MURDER of Philly police officer Daniel Faulkner has NEVER been in question. Mumia KILLED Faulkner. His supporters want him out of jail on any kind of technicality they can dream up. He killed someone in cold blood with a bullet to the back of the head. Van Jones wants Mumia out of jail. Van Jones IS Barry Obama.

David Drake answers the Van Jones question.

At the same time that this self-inflicted stupidity is raging in normal circles and being dutifully ignored by the Barrystream Media, Michael Moore releases a new apocalyptic thillah. No! None of Michael Moore's movies has ever attempted to enter the area code of the truth about anything. Remember when I took down Sicko? (Check out the comment section on that post for further takedown of Sicko.)

When I first researched Michael Moore after seeing Roger and Me, I found that nothing that he said about his life was true. He even lied about being raised in Flint, Michigan, which seems supremely stupid.

Anyhoo, Gateway Pundit takes Moore to task for Moore's hatred of capitalism while enjoying the very perks of a system he allegedly hates.

Drake skins and guts Moore.

Stacy McCain takes down Keith Olbermann. Yes, the very same Keith Olbermann that was fired from The Four Letter for being too stupid to put on sports television. The only reason that I can develop with MSNBC employing Olbermann is that their viewers are too stupid to watch anyone with an IQ exceeding 40.

The Obama White House has decided that they can no longer depend on Congress to help in the effort to destroy our economy. So, they shall do it by fiat. How is that Hopium and Changeabah working out for you? How do you think that it shall work for you went all the plants die?

Despite what the White House backed Barrystream Media tells you, unemployment is CLIMBING. In case you are unclear about what that means, it means that MORE and MORE people are losing their jobs, not one single job has been created by Barry and his policies that have NOT been taken away at a rate greater than 1% PER MONTH since The Obamoron Administration took over.

Believe what you will at your own risk. Reagan once said, "Trust, but verify." We have now reached the point of our federal government being run by people that we know better than to trust. Call them on it.

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Drive-By Blogging - Sunday Politics

I am deadlining for Tuesday, so please bear with me while I let the traffic of this blog fall into ruin, I drop out of the top 20 blogs in Mississippi, while still maintaining my NUMBER TWO CONSERVATIVE ranking, and watch the comments wither away.

If you watch only one video for the rest of your life, MAKE IT THIS ONE and emulate the woman in it.

Here's a post that shows exactly how feckless and idiotic Democrats have become. They are a cancer on this country and should all be locked up.

And oddly, Democrats have no clue how to pay for universal healthcare. SHOCKER! And at the same time, NHS is deciding which people to allow to die. But, HEY! No death panels, right?

On the economic front, more banks are shut down, an increasing number of jobs are lost, and newspapers cannot figure out why in Hell teenagers are grossly unemployed. One word: DEMOCRATS.

Every scheme that Democrats attempt fails in the worst sort of way, but still we gotta prop up Fannie and Freddie, right?

Here's the economic news roundup. Check it, it is double-plus ungood. But, then again, Democrats are running the country and it ALWAYS happens this way.

The NUMBER TWO Democrat is charge is an absolute simpering idiot. But, we already knew that.

Do you realize that the Democrat ideology is patently contradictory? Anarchists FOR universal government controlled healthcare. What a FUCKING. IDIOT.

Damian G sets out to explain the Palin hatred. I think that he did really well, too. He is TWENTY YEARS OLD, folks and smarter than our damn near fifty year old President.

Social media gadgets to help you spread the conservative message.

Web apps to help you get and stay organized. Remember, Obama is coming for that twenty dollar bill.

Crowder.


And last, but certainly not least, three of my buddies jamming with video cobbled together by none other than yours truly. Enjoy and pass it around!


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The World's Greatest E-Mail EVAH

How do you know that the company that employs you is as tech savvy as the lowliest garbage collector in the flathills of Arknebrastennatucky? Well, one clue is if there is a disclaimer that the sender never sees attached to every single e-mail.

HOLY SHIT. Thanks to Clanium.

*CLICK IT TO SEE IT SWOLE!!!*

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College Gameday - September 12, 2009

Just a heads-up for you losers that are looking for the next location for The Four Letter's College Gameday. Next week, College Gameday shall originate from the worst game of the week's location.

tOSU v. uSCCC in Columbus, Ohio. GO! POISONOUS NUTS!!!!!

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ESPN Sucks - COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!!

Just give me the damn code, you assholes.

Scoreboard moved to next Saturday!!!

This HAD to be posted through The Four Letter's site. Last years code was no good and they would not just give me the damn html. That is because they SUCK. My post title and the lead paragraph were added through the FL's widget posting thingy. There is a pulldown at the top of the widget to just see the Championship Conference's scores. You can also click on the game that you want to see and go to that page on The Four Letter. I usually have four Gamecasts running at all times.

By the way, the retarded idiots from COLLEGE GAMEDAY are in Atlanta for the Alabama v. VaTech game. If you really want to hear stupid shit, turn on their program.

In case you are wondering, the funniest thing that I heard today was a We Suck fan talking about how mad they were that State was NOT RANKED. I corrected them by saying State was ranked NUMBER TWELVE. They looked at me like I was crazy. But, remember, We Suck did have the number 115th ranked offense last year. They only have four slots that they can fall, so chances are that they will be better.

Oh, and the first look at the SEC is HERE. We got talent.

Please take the time to TRASH TALK the PAC-10.