Thursday, October 29, 2009
Okie Footbaw - A "Rebuttal?"
If you have read this site for any amount of time, you know that I like college footbaw. Since there are only eighteen REAL college footbaw teams in the nation, I harsh on those teams with regularity. It's called "trash talking" and it is good.
Sidebar: Calling the University of Southern California, uSCCC, is NOT trash talking, it is HONESTY. Their team has sucked since OJ Simpson went pro. Even when Marcus Allen was there, they sucked. If you see USC on this site, it means the University of South Carolina, a real footbaw team.
Anyhoo, I like true footbaw homers and I give them Hell about their teams, too, because the true homer can be honest about their team and give a real opinion. (Ole Miss Homers are the sole exception that prove this rule. They are dumber than Bammeroids. No REALLY, because at least the Bammeroids have something that backs them up, Ole Miss doesn't have that moral high ground, they tried to kill James Meredith, the Knee-gra!!!)
Anyhoo, anyhoo, two of the eighteen are having weird as Hell seasons and are struggling with the W-L columns. Tennessee is one, Oklahoma is the other.
Staci brings the true homerism. The consensus? That crackjaw Kevin Wilson!
(Um, Crack Jaw is a band from Detroit. No other references. Maybe it is a regional thingy?)
Please take the time to comment.
Sidebar: Calling the University of Southern California, uSCCC, is NOT trash talking, it is HONESTY. Their team has sucked since OJ Simpson went pro. Even when Marcus Allen was there, they sucked. If you see USC on this site, it means the University of South Carolina, a real footbaw team.
Anyhoo, I like true footbaw homers and I give them Hell about their teams, too, because the true homer can be honest about their team and give a real opinion. (Ole Miss Homers are the sole exception that prove this rule. They are dumber than Bammeroids. No REALLY, because at least the Bammeroids have something that backs them up, Ole Miss doesn't have that moral high ground, they tried to kill James Meredith, the Knee-gra!!!)
Anyhoo, anyhoo, two of the eighteen are having weird as Hell seasons and are struggling with the W-L columns. Tennessee is one, Oklahoma is the other.
Staci brings the true homerism. The consensus? That crackjaw Kevin Wilson!
(Um, Crack Jaw is a band from Detroit. No other references. Maybe it is a regional thingy?)
Please take the time to comment.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Seriously, You Cannot Make This Stuff Up!!!
*Click it to see the full thingy!*When Congressman John Boehner, the Republican Party leader in the US House of Representatives, follows me on Twittah, you know that the world is about to change fah reals, yo. I am not certain that Boehner is actually the one sending out his "Tweets," but the reason I don't know is because I have not read any of them. Yeah, I added him anyway because I have been ignoring Twittah in the past month because they have still not gotten the bugs worked out from that DDoS attack on the dude in Georgia. And my RANKING has suffered tremendously, too.
But, the real reason I have not been involved in politics too much lately is because DAMMIT! the folks in DC make it impossible to take any of them seriously. The fact that they are debating taking over medical services should give you a damn clue. Which one of those pesky Constitutional Amendments covers that shit? Dude, check out what it says in The Tenth Amendment:
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
Not really sure how that affects the debate in Congress, but if there are more people that think medical services should be handled by the Fed than think it should not be, then there is something seriously WRONG with the philosophy of our citizens. What happened to the American Dream? Has it become to sit at home and watch Orpah all day long on your welfare provided DVD-R?
Get this, SOMEONE is going to HAVE to PAY for those medical services. I heard a dumbass on the radio this morning talking about how "healthcare" was free to her kids in Finland because they were enrolled in public school there. Yes, the fact that her kids went to "FREE" public school, entitled them to receive "FREE" medical services. Really? There are people that SPAWN that are obviously pretty damn stupid.
Just so you know, any plan that the Fed says costs LESS than 1.35 TRILLION dollars is NOT POSSIBLE. I ran the numbers going on nothing but the ACTUAL figures provided by current government provided medical services. This does not even take into account the ADDITIONAL eighteen to twenty-four percent increase in the contributions REQUIRED of the states to help fund these plans. Do you know what that means? Not only will federal taxes shoot to the damn moon, but state taxes shall have to be raised to cover the MANDATED costs at the state level. So, all figures that the Fed is throwing around right now does not even come close to showing the true, total cost of the programs proposed.
What is cheaper, government or private medical services? Well, Medicare administrative costs are greater than the administrative costs of every single private insurers costs COMBINED.
Maybe if the government would get rid of all the fraud that is committed, costs would go down? Nope, my number above doesn't even consider fraud, it considers only ACTUAL costs of medical services.
BOHICA!!!
If you would like a good illustration of exactly what the federal government does to justify itself, consider this. The federal government required banks to loosen their lending standards to achieve a more racially "diverse" group of investors. This led to the creation of sub-prime lending. This sub-prime lending practice led to the utter collapse of our economy. The federal government DID IT. Then the Fed took a bunch of federal tax money and propped up the economy the best that they could to keep all of those sub-primes from failing totally. Guess what the federal government is doing now? Protecting those people that are defaulting on sub-primes, which in turn is going to cause more banks to FAIL.
Let's recap.
1. Force banks to participate in bad lending practices,
2. ......
3. PROFIT!!!
4. FUCK.
Then what does the federal government do when they specifically cause businesses to FAIL? Well, of course they swoop in and take over those businesses and use tax payer money to bail them out. Does this seem like a good idea on any level? Force a business to fail, throw money at it to keep a failed business afloat (after actually causing the failure), then install idiots from the government to run that failed business.
By the way, for some reason the Left is considered the "Reality-Based Community." While this is certainly laughable, the new administration is taking that humor to newer, greater heights. But, Barry Obama is the SMARTEST President that we have ever had.
GREEN STUPIDITY....("Green" = Stupidity in federal government lexicon.)
Burn food.
Solar panel plant costs.
Religion and Moonbattery....
Damian eviscerates Richard Dawkins.
Larry David thinks that it is funny to piss on a painting of Jesus.
Klavin on The Culture:
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Monday, October 26, 2009
College Gameday - Week IX (Week Nine)
Because we are STILL your number one source for all that is COLLEGE GAMEDAY, we simply must, must, must let y'all know where you can find the dumbest humans that are NOT working in the Barry White House.The short bus shall be traveling up to Eugene, Oregon because they do not want to be around any college footbaw this weekend. That makes three weekends in a damn row that College Gameday has not attended a footbaw game. I think that trip to Provo, Utah wore the guys out. From what I hear, there are quite a bit of farm animals around Provo and Streit Herbkirk is done wore hisself slap out from pumping Elsie.
Anyhoo, the only college that I am aware of in Eugene is Northwest Christian University and they do not have a footbaw team. I guess that the College Gameday folks are heading up there for a much needed weekend off from publicly embarrassing themselves.
I think that the university of Southern California Community College has a BYE this week, but I could be wrong.
Please take the time to comment.
The APee Poll Should Be Disregarded FOREVAH
While waiting on the Harris Interactive poll yesterday, which is always the last one to be finished, I went back and scoured the numbers from Week Uno. There is absolutely no explanation for the APee rankings from Week Uno or Week Dos. Last week, the APee had Bammeroids at number one and Flarda at number two. This week, the APee has reversed those placements.What has happened since last weekend? Bammeroids beat a Rocky Top team that has been all up in every game this year, except for the one against Flarda. The very same Flarda team that struggled against We Suck this past weekend.
Please someone put a fork in the APee, it is DONE.
*Click the image to see that last week, the APee was the only pollster that actually had Bammeroids at number one. And the APee is NOT counted in the actual year end rankings, either. Wonder why?*
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
Drive-By Blogging - A Few Words on Medical Services
I know how much y'all love these simple linkdumps because y'all hate what I write.
I have tried to keep from posting a huge linkfest of bad news because I am a normally very happy person, but I am becoming increasingly concerned that the Party of the Morons is actually going to get "universal healthcare" passed through Congress and onto the New Moron President's desk. While there exists no one with even a minimal IQ that thinks federal control over our medical system is a good idea, remember the first requirement of being a Democrat is mental retardation.
Just look at this, the leader of the Democrat Party is Barry Obama, the leader of the House of Representatives is Nancy Pelosi, and the leader of the Senate is Harry Reid. If this shit doesn't make you quake in your boots, you have ice running through your veins. Combined, these three folks have a cumulative IQ hovering around 45. You know something is dreadfully wrong when Nancy Pelosi is the smartest person in a crowd of THREE. Seriously, outside of the Democrat Party, Nancy has no chance of being the smartest in a group of TWO, but THREE?!?!?!
To hammer home my point here, watch carefully while Barry Obama tells us the Democrats are "free thinkers." To normal people, "free thinkers" would mean someone that tried to push conventional wisdom to find new and innovative ways to perform tasks, to Democrats this means to not be hamstrung by the limits of FACTS, DATA, MATH, and SCIENCE.
So, shall we point out what astounding successes look like for the Idiot Party? As you shall recall, the Democrats took over Congress in January 2007 while George W. Bush was in his last two years of office. At the time, our economy was hammering on all cylinders, unemployment was at an all time low, wages at an all time high, and The War on Muslims was going swimmingly. Within the first year of Democrats running the show, they passed idiotic legislation to increase minimum wage, destroyed the economy, and made an utter mockery of our military and undermined our efforts in the Middle East.
So we elected still another Democrat to complete the trifecta of lunacy in DC.
Since Doofus McMorontard was installed in the White House, unemployment has exploded, wages have plummeted, the dollar has collapsed and has been abandoned, all sectors of the economy have retracted (except for government distribution of taxpayer dollars to corrupt unions and allowing them to control our media), national security has been abandoned, and government takeovers of businesses has even started, not to mention Obama telling banks where to put their patrons money. DANG!! Here is our federal government in action, people. So, what do we do? Allow the very same folks that have basically destroyed our country to have even greater power. GOOD CALL!!!
Now, I have no clue why anyone would want the government to handle any part of their lives, but some folks do not have good sense. I don't know about you, but government control over my OWN DAMN BODY terrifies me because they cannot even run a friggin' railroad.
Now, with the actual legislation winding its way through MORONVILLE, we find that government takeover will accomplish exactly what it always does, create more poor people and destroy the already poor folks.
Strangely enough, even The New York Times acknowledges that federal control of medical services will reduce quality, quantity, availability, and force more people into the poor column. Not to mention HARM MORE PEOPLE.
Of course, HuffPo wants to ramp up implementation of federal control of medical services, so they turn to Harry Reid to be their savior. Folks, HuffPo is looking to Harry Reid to help them out. Does this not prove that liberals are so stupid as to look down the barrel after a misfire?
And of course, the left has to find someone to screech and whine their message to everyone while a complicit national media does all in its power to promote the lies of the left. Alan Grayson (Dumbass-FL) is the latest of the insaniacs to crawl from the slime in the Democrat Party to promote the Moron Party message. How do you tell that a Democrat is lying? Well, he/she/ambiguous other is a freakin' Democrat!!!
By the way, Congressional pay raises topped the profit made by insurance companies last year. Can someone please tell me why anyone would stay in business for a TWO POINT TWO PERCENT PROFIT?!?!
Yes! There is a free market solution to medical services and there always has been, too.
Huge linkdump from No Sheeples Here.
Zo.
Please take the time to comment.
I have tried to keep from posting a huge linkfest of bad news because I am a normally very happy person, but I am becoming increasingly concerned that the Party of the Morons is actually going to get "universal healthcare" passed through Congress and onto the New Moron President's desk. While there exists no one with even a minimal IQ that thinks federal control over our medical system is a good idea, remember the first requirement of being a Democrat is mental retardation.
Just look at this, the leader of the Democrat Party is Barry Obama, the leader of the House of Representatives is Nancy Pelosi, and the leader of the Senate is Harry Reid. If this shit doesn't make you quake in your boots, you have ice running through your veins. Combined, these three folks have a cumulative IQ hovering around 45. You know something is dreadfully wrong when Nancy Pelosi is the smartest person in a crowd of THREE. Seriously, outside of the Democrat Party, Nancy has no chance of being the smartest in a group of TWO, but THREE?!?!?!
To hammer home my point here, watch carefully while Barry Obama tells us the Democrats are "free thinkers." To normal people, "free thinkers" would mean someone that tried to push conventional wisdom to find new and innovative ways to perform tasks, to Democrats this means to not be hamstrung by the limits of FACTS, DATA, MATH, and SCIENCE.
So, shall we point out what astounding successes look like for the Idiot Party? As you shall recall, the Democrats took over Congress in January 2007 while George W. Bush was in his last two years of office. At the time, our economy was hammering on all cylinders, unemployment was at an all time low, wages at an all time high, and The War on Muslims was going swimmingly. Within the first year of Democrats running the show, they passed idiotic legislation to increase minimum wage, destroyed the economy, and made an utter mockery of our military and undermined our efforts in the Middle East.
So we elected still another Democrat to complete the trifecta of lunacy in DC.
Since Doofus McMorontard was installed in the White House, unemployment has exploded, wages have plummeted, the dollar has collapsed and has been abandoned, all sectors of the economy have retracted (except for government distribution of taxpayer dollars to corrupt unions and allowing them to control our media), national security has been abandoned, and government takeovers of businesses has even started, not to mention Obama telling banks where to put their patrons money. DANG!! Here is our federal government in action, people. So, what do we do? Allow the very same folks that have basically destroyed our country to have even greater power. GOOD CALL!!!
Now, I have no clue why anyone would want the government to handle any part of their lives, but some folks do not have good sense. I don't know about you, but government control over my OWN DAMN BODY terrifies me because they cannot even run a friggin' railroad.
Now, with the actual legislation winding its way through MORONVILLE, we find that government takeover will accomplish exactly what it always does, create more poor people and destroy the already poor folks.
Strangely enough, even The New York Times acknowledges that federal control of medical services will reduce quality, quantity, availability, and force more people into the poor column. Not to mention HARM MORE PEOPLE.
Of course, HuffPo wants to ramp up implementation of federal control of medical services, so they turn to Harry Reid to be their savior. Folks, HuffPo is looking to Harry Reid to help them out. Does this not prove that liberals are so stupid as to look down the barrel after a misfire?
And of course, the left has to find someone to screech and whine their message to everyone while a complicit national media does all in its power to promote the lies of the left. Alan Grayson (Dumbass-FL) is the latest of the insaniacs to crawl from the slime in the Democrat Party to promote the Moron Party message. How do you tell that a Democrat is lying? Well, he/she/ambiguous other is a freakin' Democrat!!!
By the way, Congressional pay raises topped the profit made by insurance companies last year. Can someone please tell me why anyone would stay in business for a TWO POINT TWO PERCENT PROFIT?!?!
Yes! There is a free market solution to medical services and there always has been, too.
Huge linkdump from No Sheeples Here.
Zo.
Please take the time to comment.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
College Gameday - Week VIII
Scoreboard moved to November 7th.
As usual, The Four Letter's College Gameday Traveling Moron Squad heads to an area of the country that is unaffected by college footbaw. The douchetards are hanging with theys homies in Provo, Utah today. Seriously, the Louisiana-Monroe v. Kentucky game is more important than the TCU v. BYU game. Please understand that TCU has played NOBODY this year, even uSCCC wants their schedule. BYU has played Oklahoma and obviously, Okie is NOT as good as we thought they were. Okie is kinda 3-3!!!
Oh Hell, let's get this shit started, folks.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh yeah, CROOM!!!
As usual, The Four Letter's College Gameday Traveling Moron Squad heads to an area of the country that is unaffected by college footbaw. The douchetards are hanging with theys homies in Provo, Utah today. Seriously, the Louisiana-Monroe v. Kentucky game is more important than the TCU v. BYU game. Please understand that TCU has played NOBODY this year, even uSCCC wants their schedule. BYU has played Oklahoma and obviously, Okie is NOT as good as we thought they were. Okie is kinda 3-3!!!
Oh Hell, let's get this shit started, folks.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh yeah, CROOM!!!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Valor-IT Team Air Force
In two days, the Valour-IT donation drive begins. Get ready to give until it DOESN'T hurt. If it is still hurting, that ain't enough, y'all.The link on the top of the sidebar shall go active on Sunday. Give every single day, too.
Project Valour-IT "About" page, here.
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
Mixed Bag Ridiculous Linkdump and Blogasm
Seriously, since I have given up all pretenses of actually being a competent blogger, I have felt a huge weight lifted from my broad shoulders and can basically do whatever the Hell I want. Hit every single one of these links.
The Mayor of Mitchieville is celebrating People Who Make Out with Animals Week and this entry is TRES WICKED AWESOME!!!
Patrick goes all Cape Town. Amazing photo.
Mile High Pixie talks shop. This chick really gets to the meat of my chosen profession.
Marginalizing Morons takes on the Swine Flu vaccine. Skepticism toward your federal government is healthy.
Jackson Jambalaya addresses the utter corruption of Democrats.
Stop the ACLU links still another ACORN lying, cheating, stealing saga. Yes, ACORN is solely a Democrat organization. SHOCKER!
David Drake points out that half of the US is not stupid. Of course, I believe that 90% of the US is actually retarded. Full Metal Patriot is kinda leaning into my camp, too.
Liberal ideology at work. Kick the black folks out to enjoy success. Can someone explain to me how Democrats and "Progressives" allegedly are the most racially sensitive when ALL DATA points to the exact opposite?
Kevin Jackson calls out the sheer racism in the Democrat Party. Is Kevin the sole remaining intelligent black person? Odds say no, but maybe he is one of the few with a damn backbone.
Just so you know, we cannot have open elections because black folks are just too friggin' stupid to vote without the Democrat tag inserted to tell them for whom to vote. YAY! Justice Department! Dammit, what the Hell is wrong with those morons running our country?
And in keeping with the prejudice meme from Democrats, they also hate women. But, we already knew that. Dammit, I hate people that hate smart chicks.
NOT a smart chick. Not hot either. Double fail. (I am not talking about Michelle, either. She is smoking hot and skeery smart.)
The Barry White House e-mails MSNBC DURING the damn news to change/modify MSNBC's story. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!
Thank goodness for the Barrystream Media skewing poll results to push the Barry White House agenda. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!
I am certainly glad that the Barry White House has figured out who the true enemies of this country are. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!
What caused Hurricane Katrina? AGW, produced by power companies. I am certainly happy that we are no longer going to have to worry about paying our light bills anymore. Dammit, can't we all just get along?
How is that jobless recovery coming along? Swimmingly, but shedding jobs in numbers greater than ever in our country's history. Most Barrystream Media outlets still try to stay with the "In Recovery" meme, but the numbers tell otherwise. Worse unemployment duration for six months in FRIGGIN' HISTORY. Recovery? Yeah in an alternate multiverse, maybe. And for a humorous note, the unemployment is spread equally across all states.
Luckily, we are coming to point where even the damn Fed cannot continue lying about everything that the Democrats have done to our economy in the last two point five years. The Dow-Jones Industrial Average is the ONLY indicator that is showing signs of life. Sadly, that is simply because the Fed has destroyed the Greenback.
You know what we really need to help our economy? MORE FUCKING STIMULUS. Democrats are just like your weird Uncle Frank. He is fun to be around when you need someone for comic relief, but for the love of G_d, you never loan him money. Think Joe FREAKIN' Biden! What a maroon!
I'm just wondering. What happens when the federal government goes all fucking contrarian and snuffs business, jobs, wealth, and medical services? The utter collapse of all financial success cannot be far behind, right? What about commercial real estate? Could it be the next bubble?
Why does no one listen to grizzled old dude about economics and personal finance? I am certainly guessing that what is good for the individual HAS to be good for the country, right?
What does the Official Obama Criticizer say about Rush Limbaugh and footbaw players, teams, racism, and stupidity? Just listen.
Please take the time to comment.
The Mayor of Mitchieville is celebrating People Who Make Out with Animals Week and this entry is TRES WICKED AWESOME!!!
Patrick goes all Cape Town. Amazing photo.
Mile High Pixie talks shop. This chick really gets to the meat of my chosen profession.
Marginalizing Morons takes on the Swine Flu vaccine. Skepticism toward your federal government is healthy.
Jackson Jambalaya addresses the utter corruption of Democrats.
Stop the ACLU links still another ACORN lying, cheating, stealing saga. Yes, ACORN is solely a Democrat organization. SHOCKER!
David Drake points out that half of the US is not stupid. Of course, I believe that 90% of the US is actually retarded. Full Metal Patriot is kinda leaning into my camp, too.
Liberal ideology at work. Kick the black folks out to enjoy success. Can someone explain to me how Democrats and "Progressives" allegedly are the most racially sensitive when ALL DATA points to the exact opposite?
Kevin Jackson calls out the sheer racism in the Democrat Party. Is Kevin the sole remaining intelligent black person? Odds say no, but maybe he is one of the few with a damn backbone.
Just so you know, we cannot have open elections because black folks are just too friggin' stupid to vote without the Democrat tag inserted to tell them for whom to vote. YAY! Justice Department! Dammit, what the Hell is wrong with those morons running our country?
And in keeping with the prejudice meme from Democrats, they also hate women. But, we already knew that. Dammit, I hate people that hate smart chicks.
NOT a smart chick. Not hot either. Double fail. (I am not talking about Michelle, either. She is smoking hot and skeery smart.)
The Barry White House e-mails MSNBC DURING the damn news to change/modify MSNBC's story. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!
Thank goodness for the Barrystream Media skewing poll results to push the Barry White House agenda. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!
I am certainly glad that the Barry White House has figured out who the true enemies of this country are. Oh, about that pesky old First Amendment? Fuck it!
What caused Hurricane Katrina? AGW, produced by power companies. I am certainly happy that we are no longer going to have to worry about paying our light bills anymore. Dammit, can't we all just get along?
How is that jobless recovery coming along? Swimmingly, but shedding jobs in numbers greater than ever in our country's history. Most Barrystream Media outlets still try to stay with the "In Recovery" meme, but the numbers tell otherwise. Worse unemployment duration for six months in FRIGGIN' HISTORY. Recovery? Yeah in an alternate multiverse, maybe. And for a humorous note, the unemployment is spread equally across all states.
Luckily, we are coming to point where even the damn Fed cannot continue lying about everything that the Democrats have done to our economy in the last two point five years. The Dow-Jones Industrial Average is the ONLY indicator that is showing signs of life. Sadly, that is simply because the Fed has destroyed the Greenback.
You know what we really need to help our economy? MORE FUCKING STIMULUS. Democrats are just like your weird Uncle Frank. He is fun to be around when you need someone for comic relief, but for the love of G_d, you never loan him money. Think Joe FREAKIN' Biden! What a maroon!
I'm just wondering. What happens when the federal government goes all fucking contrarian and snuffs business, jobs, wealth, and medical services? The utter collapse of all financial success cannot be far behind, right? What about commercial real estate? Could it be the next bubble?
Why does no one listen to grizzled old dude about economics and personal finance? I am certainly guessing that what is good for the individual HAS to be good for the country, right?
What does the Official Obama Criticizer say about Rush Limbaugh and footbaw players, teams, racism, and stupidity? Just listen.
Please take the time to comment.
College Gameday - Week VIII // BCS - DOS
Since I had been preparing myself for the BCS by watching the APee, it only took the very first week to totally skew the standing betwixt the two. With the APee placing the Bammeroids at the top, and every other poll in the entire Multiverse placing Da Gates firmly upon the apex. Luckily, both teams have an extended BYE this weekend with Da Gates vacationing in StarkVegas (+22.5) and Bammeroids traveling to Rocky Top (+14) to get theys drank on.
Another fun game shall be the Razorhogs (+6) traveling to Klansingtonville to take on the Cross Burners of Ole Miss. I am sure that you recall, I picked Ole Miss to win seven games and the pollsters picked them to finish in the top ten. Um....somehow I should be getting paid for this prognosticating or something. Game goes to the Hogs, trust me. I got inside knowledge on this one. At 53, take the under, too. (Because, Ole Miss' Heisman candidate this year, Jevan Snead, FUCKING SUCKS.)
Also, I like the Oregon State v. uSCCC game, too. At 20.5, I would take Oregon State and with the o/u at 49.5, I would go with the over. You know that the PAC-10 players hate touching each other with clothes on, so tackling will be at a premium.
And in case you like soccer, tOSU has a BYE against Minnesota, Michigan, or some other Tri-County special ed school. I cannot be bothered to look at that one again, I fell asleep for four hours the last time and I have work to do.
Almost forgot, the Bottom Ten with Panic. Strangely, uSCCC is not in this list and I cannot figure that out. But, remember Ball State being everyone's darling last year? How quickly the falsely elevated can fall, huh?
Oh, if you are not a big college footbaw fan, dude, take this GAY TEST.
Please take the time to comment.
As always, CROOM!!!
Another fun game shall be the Razorhogs (+6) traveling to Klansingtonville to take on the Cross Burners of Ole Miss. I am sure that you recall, I picked Ole Miss to win seven games and the pollsters picked them to finish in the top ten. Um....somehow I should be getting paid for this prognosticating or something. Game goes to the Hogs, trust me. I got inside knowledge on this one. At 53, take the under, too. (Because, Ole Miss' Heisman candidate this year, Jevan Snead, FUCKING SUCKS.)
Also, I like the Oregon State v. uSCCC game, too. At 20.5, I would take Oregon State and with the o/u at 49.5, I would go with the over. You know that the PAC-10 players hate touching each other with clothes on, so tackling will be at a premium.
And in case you like soccer, tOSU has a BYE against Minnesota, Michigan, or some other Tri-County special ed school. I cannot be bothered to look at that one again, I fell asleep for four hours the last time and I have work to do.
Almost forgot, the Bottom Ten with Panic. Strangely, uSCCC is not in this list and I cannot figure that out. But, remember Ball State being everyone's darling last year? How quickly the falsely elevated can fall, huh?
Oh, if you are not a big college footbaw fan, dude, take this GAY TEST.
Please take the time to comment.
As always, CROOM!!!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
WTW - Going After the Hunters
We all know that all of our collard-green-eating brethren love to kill stuff and they have to be able to get to the killing fields. Dang, I wish I had some better photos of this thang sent in by one of my Swampbilly friends deep in the bogues of Lusana.It looks very efficient.
However, these vehicles, born of necessity, ingenuity, and Dark-Thirty parts thefts, are soon to be a thing of the past.
WOW! One hundred whole deaths since 2003. That is almost the number of folks that have died in serious washing machine accidents.
Alcohol was NOT involved in the making of this vehicle, by the way.
Here's the rest of the original group:
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Drive-By Blogging - Quick News Links (and assorted flotsam and jetson)
In these perilous times when we are governed by the anti-intellectual left, we must always keep in mind how much respect and bi-partisanship they exhibit toward our ideology.*Click it to see it big. This is the mindset of the Leftist.*
Starting with the only demographic that bucked the national trends in presidential elections. How's that Hopeum and Changebah working out for you? Are you getting it in the end that you wanted?
By the way, they will let anyone start a blog. This was Barry Obama's blog before he was elected and he finally posted something again. Genius? But, of course.
Doug Mataconis linked Sarah Palin's LinkedIn profile today, I thought that I should link Barry Obama's because seriously, there could not be a single person that would hire him for anything, even though he is President. (I still have yet to figure out why Doug hates Palin so badly. Okay, she is a politician that everyone is trying to back as the newest leader, but still, she IS hot and that counts.)
The Marxist newspaper of record slashes "newsroom" jobs. That capitalism is killing them, why can't we get a newspaper bailout? OH! And while you are at it, try to save the horse-buggy-whip industry, too. We are probably going to need them again pretty soon, you know?
More guns = Less dead cops? WTF? This defies ALL leftist logic, too!
Miriam has been bringing the snark for a few posts lately. Note to self, never piss off the librarian.
Anthropomorphic Global Warming is still in the "news." Well, if you consider the Washington Post to be a "news" outlet anyway.
Not Tucker Carlson economic news.
Gateway Pundit has moved, your Reader links are redirected automatically, but you might want to update those manually, anyway. There goes my automatic traffic generator, now I shall have to add Trackbacks manually, too, if I want to siphon off traffic from a legitimate blarq.
I guess that I shall just start linking every Stacy McCain post to make up for Gateway Pundit killing the Blogger blog.
With Andy's Sunday Morning Quarterback post, he belittles the entire college footbaw superstructure. Something tell me that The Sweater Vest is going to have Andy suicided. Go pay your respects.
Saddawg honors Anthony Dixon and chicks.
Race Detective comics. Dude, this is hilarious. It takes a little while, but it is certainly worth it, just click the images to see 'em big.
The Mayor posts the ultimate personals newspaper ad.
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We Add Another to the Fam
One of the regulars here has spawned her second. AND BLOGGED IT.
Congrats to some of our Swampbilly friends.
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Congrats to some of our Swampbilly friends.
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Sunday, October 18, 2009
BCS Week UNO - College Gameday Week VII
So the craziness begins with Week UNO of the BCS Poll. AND!!! As always, uSCCC is the highest ranked BEATEN team. Ignore the fact that uSCCC has not played anyone worth a crap, unless you are a tOSU homer, and has no team worth a crap left on their schedule.I find it highly amusing that the BCS morons have thrown Arizona into the mix for some bizarre reason. Anyone want to posit a guess why Arizona, a team that has not been ranked all year long, crops up during the first BCS week? I mean, the APee is not even so blatantly obvious as to insert Arizona into their rankings.
Anyhoo, we have a full twenty percent of the teams in the Top 25 with TWO LOSSES! VaTech, tOSU, Wisconsin, Arizona, and COCKS! all have two L's in their record. Since VaTech has always been the East Coast uSCCC, this is to be expected. Also, Wisconsin is in the poll to prop up a horrendously bad tOSU team coming off a slaughter by PURDUE! Just so you know, Purdue has won two games this year, the tOSU win and the one against Toledo. Toledo is in the Mid-American Conference, which is so damn bad it is ranked right above the PAC-10 in SoS.
Just out of curiousity, let's check in and see how Dirty Sanchez, last year's QB for uSCCC, is doing in the NFL. Check the passing stats. STELLAR!
Also, check out Cincinnati in FIFTH. They are going to lose to a much superior team in Pittsburgh and shall drop out of the polls entirely. Again, this is for the sole purpose of getting uSCCC in the Championship Game. Please keep in mind, the true Championship Game is played every year in Atlanta.
Let's just say this, I ain't losing mah shit over this poll. I kin live with a full third of the SEC being in the Top 25.
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Oh, yeah, CROOM!!!
Saturday, October 17, 2009
College Gameday - Week VII
Scoreboard moved to October 24, 2009.
Dude, I am certainly a FAILBOAT blogger this past week. I have been taking care of stuff this morning that I have ignored all week long. I am also struggling to overcome the hanging out that was done-did at The Nation's house yesterday. I think that I broke my liver, seriously. There were a coupla' body parts on the floor when I lurched awake this morning. NO. MORE. ALCOHOL. EVAH.
Go We Suck! Beat them um, not sure what the Central Eastern Western Tennessee State Technical College and Pet Grooming School is, so let's just call them The Cummerbunds.
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Dude, I am certainly a FAILBOAT blogger this past week. I have been taking care of stuff this morning that I have ignored all week long. I am also struggling to overcome the hanging out that was done-did at The Nation's house yesterday. I think that I broke my liver, seriously. There were a coupla' body parts on the floor when I lurched awake this morning. NO. MORE. ALCOHOL. EVAH.
Go We Suck! Beat them um, not sure what the Central Eastern Western Tennessee State Technical College and Pet Grooming School is, so let's just call them The Cummerbunds.
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Friday, October 16, 2009
Checking Back in from the Dead
On Wednesday morning, I began a job that required me to crawl beneath a huge building and map the entire mechanical service throughout the whole building. It was literally a nightmare.
We had to wear chest waders, rain jackets, and drag around a large bus pan for our equipment. Seriously, the mud under the building was like glue. The air was so moisture laden as to render breathing almost impossible, plus the headroom was less than four feet in all areas. The temperature hovered around eighty-five degrees Fahrenheit.
At one point, each leg weighed approximately seventy pounds with the mud stuck to my waders. Needless to say, yesterday was a recovery day for my forty-five year old, pain-racked body.
But, I did read around 2000 news articles and blog posts. These are not necessarily the best, because I stayed mad the entire day, but they are certainly relevant to our daily discussion regarding government oppression.
First, let's address the Nobel issue once again. There were numerous posts yesterday about two of the Nobel's committee members objecting to Obama's nomination. Their original objections are irrelevant, people. The vote was unanimous in the end. The fact that the committee ultimately voted for Barry is the final comment from them. That decision also totally ignores that Barry is the very same guy that uttered these "peaceful words." ignoring the fact that Communists (yes, Barry is philosophically a fucking Communist) are the most murdering people in history kinda contradicts what the prize is FOR. Buy a clue.
By the way, wonder who the Nobel Committee turned down for their Nobel Peace Prize? Something seems oddly awry, huh?
Crowder comments on the award.
Zo chimes in.
As far as performance from the Executive Branch of the country, we must take a look at employment/unemployment numbers. Face it, there exists no sane person in the world that thinks Barry Obama is doing a good job. Sure, there are plenty of idiots that think that he is.
How in the world will Barry get re-elected when his is going to set the standard in FAIL for the Executive Branch? Well, obviously, he must produce more stupid voters to back him. This is easily done when you totally disregard the Constitution.
There are so many posts regarding "Universal Healthcare" that I would do nothing but link them all day every day if I was creating a round-up of medical services posts.
A study of the actual system in place now and how badly it is failing.
Another on the same thing.
Proof that ObamaCare will costs much, much more than the system we currently have now. Well, at least for people that fucking work.
Working folks will pay about FOUR THOUSAND MORE a year. Democrats are seriously INSANE. They have to control the Census to get re-elected. People that actually produce and participate in the economy refuse to vote for Democrats because they are NOT suicidal.
Colorado decides to start pulling back from the stupidity abyss. Minimum wage is honestly the dumbest of all the dumb legislation passed by Democrats. The worst part of that is that they know it and still push for more stupidity, too. Remember, it is the platform of the Democrat Party for everyone to be poor, hungry, and stupid.
Also, to point to the obvious stupidity perpetrated upon our country by Moonbats, here we have definitive proof that AGW proponents are idiotic imbeciles that are utterly dishonest in their beliefs. Um, a scientist that can change what little mind he has in a mere thirty years about something so vital? The answer is that he must get government funding to survive the stupidity roiling in his empty head.
Here's a few of my friends' notable posts from the last coupla' days.
MUD hauls out the sanity cudgel against those Wal*Mart haters.
Andy gives up totally on Keith Olberdouche.
Patrick honors the Unites States Navy. Sorry, squids for missing your day, remember, I suck.
Kevin Jackson, a black man, comments on the Rush Limbaugh/Rams deal. (No, Kevin's skin color is really unimportant to normal people, but is hugely important to racists.)
Social Media highlights.
Cliqset does FriendFeed correctly.
The first Firefox add-on for Google Wave. Dammit, send me my friggin' invitation already, you damn The Google.
Hours of FUN!!!
Book of Odds. Check it out, folks. It is MATH!!!
And come around later for the first look at tomorrow's COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
Please take the time to comment.
We had to wear chest waders, rain jackets, and drag around a large bus pan for our equipment. Seriously, the mud under the building was like glue. The air was so moisture laden as to render breathing almost impossible, plus the headroom was less than four feet in all areas. The temperature hovered around eighty-five degrees Fahrenheit.At one point, each leg weighed approximately seventy pounds with the mud stuck to my waders. Needless to say, yesterday was a recovery day for my forty-five year old, pain-racked body.
But, I did read around 2000 news articles and blog posts. These are not necessarily the best, because I stayed mad the entire day, but they are certainly relevant to our daily discussion regarding government oppression.
First, let's address the Nobel issue once again. There were numerous posts yesterday about two of the Nobel's committee members objecting to Obama's nomination. Their original objections are irrelevant, people. The vote was unanimous in the end. The fact that the committee ultimately voted for Barry is the final comment from them. That decision also totally ignores that Barry is the very same guy that uttered these "peaceful words." ignoring the fact that Communists (yes, Barry is philosophically a fucking Communist) are the most murdering people in history kinda contradicts what the prize is FOR. Buy a clue.
By the way, wonder who the Nobel Committee turned down for their Nobel Peace Prize? Something seems oddly awry, huh?
Crowder comments on the award.
Zo chimes in.
As far as performance from the Executive Branch of the country, we must take a look at employment/unemployment numbers. Face it, there exists no sane person in the world that thinks Barry Obama is doing a good job. Sure, there are plenty of idiots that think that he is.
How in the world will Barry get re-elected when his is going to set the standard in FAIL for the Executive Branch? Well, obviously, he must produce more stupid voters to back him. This is easily done when you totally disregard the Constitution.
There are so many posts regarding "Universal Healthcare" that I would do nothing but link them all day every day if I was creating a round-up of medical services posts.
A study of the actual system in place now and how badly it is failing.
Another on the same thing.
Proof that ObamaCare will costs much, much more than the system we currently have now. Well, at least for people that fucking work.
Working folks will pay about FOUR THOUSAND MORE a year. Democrats are seriously INSANE. They have to control the Census to get re-elected. People that actually produce and participate in the economy refuse to vote for Democrats because they are NOT suicidal.
Colorado decides to start pulling back from the stupidity abyss. Minimum wage is honestly the dumbest of all the dumb legislation passed by Democrats. The worst part of that is that they know it and still push for more stupidity, too. Remember, it is the platform of the Democrat Party for everyone to be poor, hungry, and stupid.
Also, to point to the obvious stupidity perpetrated upon our country by Moonbats, here we have definitive proof that AGW proponents are idiotic imbeciles that are utterly dishonest in their beliefs. Um, a scientist that can change what little mind he has in a mere thirty years about something so vital? The answer is that he must get government funding to survive the stupidity roiling in his empty head.
Here's a few of my friends' notable posts from the last coupla' days.
MUD hauls out the sanity cudgel against those Wal*Mart haters.
Andy gives up totally on Keith Olberdouche.
Patrick honors the Unites States Navy. Sorry, squids for missing your day, remember, I suck.
Kevin Jackson, a black man, comments on the Rush Limbaugh/Rams deal. (No, Kevin's skin color is really unimportant to normal people, but is hugely important to racists.)
Social Media highlights.
Cliqset does FriendFeed correctly.
The first Firefox add-on for Google Wave. Dammit, send me my friggin' invitation already, you damn The Google.
Hours of FUN!!!
Book of Odds. Check it out, folks. It is MATH!!!
And come around later for the first look at tomorrow's COLLEGE GAMEDAY!!!
Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Marginalizing Lefty Ideology - Part 7839 of Infinity
I am really not motivated to comment on the state of the nation today, yet I still have a few words to spew on a coupla' topics.
First, I took the time necessary to listen to the endless stream of commercials on the Rush Limbaugh program just to hear what he had to say regarding his attempt to purchase the Shit Louis Rams. Why Limbaugh would even consider buying this team is beyond my understanding, but the backlash against his attempted purchase is so far removed from rational thought that it borders on insanity. If I were him, I would tell the Rams that I am withdrawing my proposal because the franchise did nothing to stand up and stop the lying stupidity coming from morons opposed to keeping the franchise operating. OR! Buy it anyway and move it the fuck away from Stupid Louis. Just saying.
The lunacy of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Folks, get a damn grip, there are plenty of homosexuals in the military. It is probably bordering on the one percent of the rest of the total population, too. It just seems to be higher in the Air Force because they are kinda fancy and shit. But, to actually make a person's sexual proclivities even a remote part of their employment, kinda goes against all the fucking sexual harassment silliness that we already have in place. Hey dude, you are at friggin' work, try to keep your cock put away, mmmmkay? Just saying.
The Obama Nobel Peace Prize. For the love of FUCK. This is seriously the dumbest shit that I have seen in forever. Barry was in office a whopping eleven friggin' days before the cut-off for nominees. The only thing that he could possibly receive this prize for is the fact that his father was a black Muslim. And we all know that Islam is the religion of peace, right? Folks, this is simply beyond comprehension, totally. There is ZERO way that the Nobel committee could ever have done this, ever. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
"Universal Healthcare." Please, there is not one intelligent person that thinks this is a good idea. Drop it already, remove all Democrats from politics, lock them up in mental institutions, and administer the shock treatments. Do it. Do it NOW, before it is too damn late. Oh, Olympia Snowe is voting for the Baucus Bill. WHAT A FUCKING SHOCKER.
My patience? Yes, it is GONE.
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First, I took the time necessary to listen to the endless stream of commercials on the Rush Limbaugh program just to hear what he had to say regarding his attempt to purchase the Shit Louis Rams. Why Limbaugh would even consider buying this team is beyond my understanding, but the backlash against his attempted purchase is so far removed from rational thought that it borders on insanity. If I were him, I would tell the Rams that I am withdrawing my proposal because the franchise did nothing to stand up and stop the lying stupidity coming from morons opposed to keeping the franchise operating. OR! Buy it anyway and move it the fuck away from Stupid Louis. Just saying.
The lunacy of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Folks, get a damn grip, there are plenty of homosexuals in the military. It is probably bordering on the one percent of the rest of the total population, too. It just seems to be higher in the Air Force because they are kinda fancy and shit. But, to actually make a person's sexual proclivities even a remote part of their employment, kinda goes against all the fucking sexual harassment silliness that we already have in place. Hey dude, you are at friggin' work, try to keep your cock put away, mmmmkay? Just saying.
The Obama Nobel Peace Prize. For the love of FUCK. This is seriously the dumbest shit that I have seen in forever. Barry was in office a whopping eleven friggin' days before the cut-off for nominees. The only thing that he could possibly receive this prize for is the fact that his father was a black Muslim. And we all know that Islam is the religion of peace, right? Folks, this is simply beyond comprehension, totally. There is ZERO way that the Nobel committee could ever have done this, ever. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
"Universal Healthcare." Please, there is not one intelligent person that thinks this is a good idea. Drop it already, remove all Democrats from politics, lock them up in mental institutions, and administer the shock treatments. Do it. Do it NOW, before it is too damn late. Oh, Olympia Snowe is voting for the Baucus Bill. WHAT A FUCKING SHOCKER.
My patience? Yes, it is GONE.
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Monday, October 12, 2009
Drive-By Blogging - Whatevah.
Not really motivated by anything in the four hundred plus blog posts that I read this morning. The only thing that really stands out is the fact that there are some folks defending Barry Obama's Nobel Peace Prize. The next award that Barry needs to get?
THE FUCKING HEISMAN.
I have been concentrating on my photographic art the past few days. I like to call this one, "Beautiful Girl with Black Kangaroo."
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THE FUCKING HEISMAN.
I have been concentrating on my photographic art the past few days. I like to call this one, "Beautiful Girl with Black Kangaroo."Please take the time to comment.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
College Gameday - Week VI
Scoreboard moved to October 17, 2009.
Well, I am going to be distracted today, so try to keep me updated in the comments, puh-leaze?
I actually want We Suck to win today. Go figger.
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Oh yeah, CROOM!!!
Well, I am going to be distracted today, so try to keep me updated in the comments, puh-leaze?
I actually want We Suck to win today. Go figger.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh yeah, CROOM!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009
Barry's Peace Prize
Last time I left town, BrittFar unretired. This time Barry wins the Nobel 'Peace' Prize. WTF?
A little more on this. What kinda idiotic, fucktarded, stupidity must have arrived in this world to have allowed this to happen?
Does anyone respect a single other country in the world if they pick Barry FREAKIN' Obama to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Shark? JUMPED.
A little more on this. What kinda idiotic, fucktarded, stupidity must have arrived in this world to have allowed this to happen?
Does anyone respect a single other country in the world if they pick Barry FREAKIN' Obama to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Shark? JUMPED.
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Thursday Document Drop
I am getting up-out of town this weekend so I have no clue how much I'll post. Of course I shall put up the scoreboard and keep up with the games, but I have no clue if I shall even give one flying shit about my blog this weekend. But, for all of you regular readers, luv ya', mean it. Enjoy College Gameday at the Geaux Tigers v. The Gates game!!!
I have no idea how long it shall take for me to arrive at my destination, I am driving a Segway with the training wheel. (I wanted to make sure there was absolutely NO DAMN CHANCE of getting laid!)
Sooooo, what is happening in the Obama Reich today? Well, you can be certain it is gonna set a never before seen level of FAIL, huh?
Former Fannie Mae chief calls out the FHA for being FIFTY-FOUR (or SIX) BILLION DOLLARS [$54(6),000,000,000.00] underwater!!! While I would normally not listen to anyone that had ever been affiliated with Fannie Mae, this is kinda what I had known since my GrandDamnMother worked for FHA in the 1970s. The entire program of FHA is an idiotic scheme from the jump. Dammit, I hate the frggin' federal government and their stupidity.
Can you imagine what would happen if a rumor spilled out about "FREE MONEY" in Detroit? There would probably be rioting in the streets and people that have never seen the sun in their lifetimes would get their no-good, sorry asses out of the crackhouse to go get that "FREE MONEY!" Well, duh. What kills me is that the reporters are saying something to the effect of, "Here in downtown Detroit, the people that have never hit a lick a snake in their entire lives, got up this morning as the ass-crack of dawn to go ride on the damn wagon some more. Hilarity ensues. Let's see if we can find someone that sounds like a moron. Ah, here are thousands of choices. Lucky us." Oh, they are not really saying that.
Funny thing happened on the way to the Promised Obamaland, they done blowed the deficit outta the water. The GOOD news is that this is ONLY three times the record, they were looking for it to be FOUR times the record. YAY!!! BARRY!!! There's your GOOD economic news.
MUD tells it like it is on the deficit. Will anything that MUD desires ever be implemented in the United States? Not until we start pulling Congressmen from the Capitol, lining them up, and tarring and feathering them.
Now, just what in the Hell else can that writhing mass of stupidity do to make working people BLEED? What about allow the dollar to fall apart and jump start inflation? At a point in the very near future people shall see Barry Obama's philosophy in full light, just like they did with Jimmy Carter. Of course, the people that run our educational system will point the fingers at "Evil Corporations" just like they always do.
Wonder why there is such a demand for Gold Eagles?
In summary, the world economy is about to utterly implode. I say world economy because our country drags the world along kicking and screaming. Too bad that a very few morons tilted the tables toward the idiot perspective in economics. We may never recover from this debacle in my lifetime, either. FAH TRUE.
If you still do not believe me, try this little fable.
What is up with Afghanistan? Well, Obama has a total moronic imbecile plus a decorated and knowledgeable General that are offering advice. Which advice should the Barry White House follow? BOTH.
Here is the next Barry White House Czar. There is not a possibility that he is not tapped for the Office of Diversity.
Here is some good news regarding Moonbats. And bikers.
To Hell with it, I cannot stand even thinking about things anymore. I weep for some good barbecue and a foot massage. (Hat Tip: Someone that I promptly forgot.)
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Dammit to Hell
Something is wrong with Blogger posting. Enjoy this non-post phone post. We shall enjoy White Trash Whenever whenever it is fixed, yo.
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Good Oral Hygiene is Important!!!
If there is one thing that is very important to me, it is taking care of one's teeth. I had a conversation with a friend tonight and she expressed the very same sentiment. We had both expressed a kinda OCD moment about that and I got to thinking....
Halle Berry has nice teeth. She is more white than black, too. (She has been estranged from her black father since early childhood.)
RAAAAACISM, it's what's for dinner.
Too bad that Halle is a simpering fool, her teeth are so pretty.
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Halle Berry has nice teeth. She is more white than black, too. (She has been estranged from her black father since early childhood.)RAAAAACISM, it's what's for dinner.
Too bad that Halle is a simpering fool, her teeth are so pretty.
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Yearly Fundraiser
Just like every year, here at this blog that sets the standard for mediocrity, we put forth the effort to get involved with Valour-IT and of course we are the Air Force team, because Bean is Air Force.
This year is no different. Get ready to get involved, too. If you don't know anything about Valour-IT, read this. Then get ready to write some big checks.
The widget is on the sidebar and I am going to try to make it fit inline when I get back to the comprooter. Bear with me and JINE UP, too.
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This year is no different. Get ready to get involved, too. If you don't know anything about Valour-IT, read this. Then get ready to write some big checks.
The widget is on the sidebar and I am going to try to make it fit inline when I get back to the comprooter. Bear with me and JINE UP, too.
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The Crazy Keeps A'Coming!
"If you want something done right, do it yourself." That was a mantra that everyone used to heed, but it appears that philosophy is dead, dead, dead. That is, IF (huge IF) it ever existed.
We keep getting inundated, daily, with additional stuff that the left expects someone else to provide for them. The thing that I cannot even begin to wrap my head around is why exactly anyone would ever listen to a liberal regarding anything. Seriously, their head honcho, Barry Obama, is the dumbest president that we have ever had, and he hates the country that he allegedly leads. Do we see a problem here?
I would like to find one liberal that would actually hire Barry, to work at their business, and to perform a task above taking out the trash or wiping down the prep table. Think about it.
And they want him to take over MEDICAL SERVICES???? Dammit, dismiss these morons for what they are, folks. When someone talks to you about one of the Democrats pet projects, just simply point and laugh. Stupid should hurt, intellectually, emotionally, spiritually, and physically.
Would you like to know who has the highest DENIAL rate for medical services? Medicare. Is this even a remote shocker? If it is, you are not paying attention. (Seriously, my mother asked me last friggin' night if Medicare was a government program. What the FUCK else could it be?!?!?! I think that I am adopted.)
To prove my point and laugh idea, a former Clinton staff offered a claim that 47,000 people die every year from lack of insurance. While I do not see this as a problem, even if it were true, most folks know that it is a lie. Do the math on this, it is just like all the other epidemics that leftists invent to scare folks into socialism. Remember Monkey Pox and Bird Flu? Nevermind the fact that if you really want to find a lying douchebag, all you have to do is check the roster of former Clinton staffers. Dammit.
Debating "Healthcare" with morons on the left is cartoonish.
Why not invite the former idiot SecState on your show to talk about something that she is too stupid to understand? Albright on Afghanistan? How quickly we forget how absolutely feckless this idiot was when she ran State. But her breasts? OH NOES!!!!
By the way, how is that Afghanistan thingy coming? Swimmingly, IN BLOOD.
If you want a shortcut to understanding exactly what the intelligent people face on a daily basis, all you have to do is check CNN and their "fact-checking" of a comedy skit. Yes, the best humor does have a tinge of truth to it, but come the fuck on!!! This has gotten so silly as to defy all logic ever conceived. Folks, fah true, this is simply nuts.
All the while that the Barry White House is fecklessly bumbling around the world turning everything they touch into a steaming pile of dogshit, the economy continues its FREEFALL. Of course, the very same people that find the need to "fact-check" a comedy skit, tell us that everything is awesomatic.
And then, the G-7 abandons the dollar as currency. This only happens when things are getting BETTER in our country, y'all. Does anyone actually still think that Obama and his liberal brethren have one friggin' clue what they are doing?
I know what they are doing, FAILING MISERABLY at everything that they attempt.
Please take the time to comment.
We keep getting inundated, daily, with additional stuff that the left expects someone else to provide for them. The thing that I cannot even begin to wrap my head around is why exactly anyone would ever listen to a liberal regarding anything. Seriously, their head honcho, Barry Obama, is the dumbest president that we have ever had, and he hates the country that he allegedly leads. Do we see a problem here?
I would like to find one liberal that would actually hire Barry, to work at their business, and to perform a task above taking out the trash or wiping down the prep table. Think about it.
And they want him to take over MEDICAL SERVICES???? Dammit, dismiss these morons for what they are, folks. When someone talks to you about one of the Democrats pet projects, just simply point and laugh. Stupid should hurt, intellectually, emotionally, spiritually, and physically.
Would you like to know who has the highest DENIAL rate for medical services? Medicare. Is this even a remote shocker? If it is, you are not paying attention. (Seriously, my mother asked me last friggin' night if Medicare was a government program. What the FUCK else could it be?!?!?! I think that I am adopted.)
To prove my point and laugh idea, a former Clinton staff offered a claim that 47,000 people die every year from lack of insurance. While I do not see this as a problem, even if it were true, most folks know that it is a lie. Do the math on this, it is just like all the other epidemics that leftists invent to scare folks into socialism. Remember Monkey Pox and Bird Flu? Nevermind the fact that if you really want to find a lying douchebag, all you have to do is check the roster of former Clinton staffers. Dammit.
Debating "Healthcare" with morons on the left is cartoonish.
Why not invite the former idiot SecState on your show to talk about something that she is too stupid to understand? Albright on Afghanistan? How quickly we forget how absolutely feckless this idiot was when she ran State. But her breasts? OH NOES!!!!
By the way, how is that Afghanistan thingy coming? Swimmingly, IN BLOOD.
If you want a shortcut to understanding exactly what the intelligent people face on a daily basis, all you have to do is check CNN and their "fact-checking" of a comedy skit. Yes, the best humor does have a tinge of truth to it, but come the fuck on!!! This has gotten so silly as to defy all logic ever conceived. Folks, fah true, this is simply nuts.
All the while that the Barry White House is fecklessly bumbling around the world turning everything they touch into a steaming pile of dogshit, the economy continues its FREEFALL. Of course, the very same people that find the need to "fact-check" a comedy skit, tell us that everything is awesomatic.
And then, the G-7 abandons the dollar as currency. This only happens when things are getting BETTER in our country, y'all. Does anyone actually still think that Obama and his liberal brethren have one friggin' clue what they are doing?
I know what they are doing, FAILING MISERABLY at everything that they attempt.
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Monday, October 05, 2009
Drive-By Blogging - A Hit-N-Run Post
Deddy just took on still more work for which to NOT GET PAID, so this shall be a quick one. If you have a blog, run back to your place and link this post to keep the Pay-Pal cheese rolling in here. Remember, I blog for the MONEY.**
And it appears that I might be needing some more money, since the Barry White House has decided to sue us into submission. I think that I am about to make a run to the border to stay two steps ahead of these shake-down artists. Seriously, steel imports fell 76% in August alone, folks, but "the recession is OVAH!!!!" Good Lord, they are friggin' stupid.
The next thing you know, Charles Schumer is going to get elected to some powerful position. HUH?!?!?! Who the fuck did that stupid shit?!?!?!?! Oh! NOES!!!!!
Well, luckily manufacturing volume is picking up. Today is contrarian day, time to celebrate.
And thank goodness that someone is FINALLY talking about how bad minimum wage increases are on unemployment. If memory serves, someone brought that upMONTHS YEARS AGO. (Seven solid pages of posts on The Google search, amazing!)
I am certainly glad that exports are about to pick up. You know, when the internet leaves the United States. Barry lost the internet, people!!! We lost the friggin' internet!!!
But, our illustrious leader is a genius, he must have a plan. Maybe his plan is contained in these videos. These videos where he shows how smart he is.
Thank goodness that he is so very smart. That might come in handy when all of the indictments start coming down. In case you forgot, all Democrats are criminals. That is the first rule of Moron Club.
Stacy McCain unleashes on the new project that I plan on undertaking. Methinks that he is overreacting, Janeane will be just fine after I am through. Really. Trust me.
Morons on Parade reacts to the Saturday Night Live skit about Barry accomplishing Jack and Squat. Honestly, I did not think that the skit was funny.
Last but not least, Barry assembles the largest contingent of malpractice doctors ever collected in one place. The unofficial name of this gathering was "Loser Convention." Everyone called it that. I promise.
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And it appears that I might be needing some more money, since the Barry White House has decided to sue us into submission. I think that I am about to make a run to the border to stay two steps ahead of these shake-down artists. Seriously, steel imports fell 76% in August alone, folks, but "the recession is OVAH!!!!" Good Lord, they are friggin' stupid.
The next thing you know, Charles Schumer is going to get elected to some powerful position. HUH?!?!?! Who the fuck did that stupid shit?!?!?!?! Oh! NOES!!!!!
Well, luckily manufacturing volume is picking up. Today is contrarian day, time to celebrate.
And thank goodness that someone is FINALLY talking about how bad minimum wage increases are on unemployment. If memory serves, someone brought that up
I am certainly glad that exports are about to pick up. You know, when the internet leaves the United States. Barry lost the internet, people!!! We lost the friggin' internet!!!
But, our illustrious leader is a genius, he must have a plan. Maybe his plan is contained in these videos. These videos where he shows how smart he is.
Thank goodness that he is so very smart. That might come in handy when all of the indictments start coming down. In case you forgot, all Democrats are criminals. That is the first rule of Moron Club.
Stacy McCain unleashes on the new project that I plan on undertaking. Methinks that he is overreacting, Janeane will be just fine after I am through. Really. Trust me.
Morons on Parade reacts to the Saturday Night Live skit about Barry accomplishing Jack and Squat. Honestly, I did not think that the skit was funny.
Last but not least, Barry assembles the largest contingent of malpractice doctors ever collected in one place. The unofficial name of this gathering was "Loser Convention." Everyone called it that. I promise.
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Countdown to the BCS Rankings - Week Uno
Since we are almost halfway through the season, I would like to start thinking about how ridiculously stupid the very first BCS Poll release is gonna be. The way that I do that is totally ignore (for the whole season to date) any of the polls involved in the BCS metric. Usually, I just look at the APee trying to get in the retarded mindset necessary to produce lunacy.The APee NEVAH disappoints.
The one glaring APee darling in the poll right now is Cincinnati, a Big Least team. I honestly had to no clue that they were even a D-I conference. REALLY?!?!?! The sheer idiotic thing about Cincy being in the top fifty, much less the top ten, is that they are ONLY there to boost uSCCC. Check the two schedules, you'll see it, Oregon State, right damn there. uSCCC is so blatantly weak that teams from the Big Least get moved up the polling to help uSCCC stay in the points hunt. Pitiful. In case you were wondering, uSCCC is currently FOURTH in their own damn conference, yet ranked seventh in the nation, higher than any other PAC-10 team.
At the very same time, Auburn, an undefeated SEC team finally cracked the top twenty-five. Silliness.
And take a gander at Houston falling from the rankings, even though they have wins over Tejas Tech and Oklahoma State. Of course, they did lose to UTEP this past week. But, they do have a BYE week coming up in Starkvegas this weekend.
At the risk of offending a regular reader, WTF is Oklahoma still doing in the top twenty-five? Their two decent opponents were losses and they beat two NOBODIES. Geez.
Anyhoo, I am sticking with my prediction that it shall be uSCCC v. tOSU in the BCS Champeenshit game. Because they is who the pollsters want to see, they HATE footbaw.
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CROOM!!!
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Um, Does This Really Need to Be Said/Shown?
*Click it to see the biggun!*The fact that I outrank two of my favorite sports blogs in the world gives me much, much joy.
Yes, I am easily amused and my site is not nearly as good as any of those on this search. I admit my (hopefully) near mediocrity on a regular basis.
BUT!!! STILL!!! Sunday Morning Quarterback.
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Where I Admit that I Could Make Janeane Garafolo Smoking Hot (UPDATED!!!)
I got into a ridiculous conversation last night sparked by the typical Conservative v. Liberal female attractiveness. It is blatantly obvious that women that refer to themselves as liberal have very little that makes them attractive, but the reality is that women are the fairer sex and they are more susceptible to liberal ideology because it is falsely built upon the mantle of "caring and compassion." When faced with the facts, most people can admit that liberal ideology never produces its intended end result. Well, unless they are batshit crazy, which allegedly 25% of the country is. (Just for the record, I cry bullshit on that, too!)
Admit it, Janeane is not Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama ugly. She doesn't have a Jewel tooth or hideous deformities of the melon like Nancy Pelosi or Susan Sarandon. Janeane's ugliness originates from elsewhere.
The wager that I made last night was that if I was given one month, I could make Janeane Garofalo into a smoking hot chick. As I am a firm believer in the power of negative reinforcement, because I am not a friggin' sissy, I would require someone, that is much younger than me, to administer the reinforcement. I raised a son, so my rotator cuffs are not in the best shape.
Obviously, the hideous tattoos that Janeane has all over her arms would simply have to go. Body art is not totally unattractive, but come on, the stuff she has all over her body looks like it was done by a Parkinson's patient in the grips of a grand mal seizure. NOT COOL. And she is a little heavy, so she would have to be forced to produce some sweat equity in this endeavor. But, seriously, not much, she is already workable.
Enter the hard part. Reprogramming that stupid, idiotic, libtard, ridiculous lunacy that oozes from her cakehole with regularity. Face it, Janeane appears as dumb as a box of fingernail clippings. She would have to be reinforced into not saying anything as silly as she currently spews.
Here's how we do it. We take the reinforcement youngster and a six foot long bamboo shoot, place political topic flashcards in front of Janeane, and begin. As we turn the flashcards we ask Janeane to expound on the topic. Every time that she states something other than fact, the bamboo swings quickly into action until she admits ignorance on that particular topic. Once she admits her stupidity, then the actual knowledge can be learned. Seriously, do you think this would take more than a day for her to learn the proper research technique for finding answers?
After a true thirst for knowledge is acquired, the rest of her training is akin to falling off a damn log. Converting liberals is honestly the easiest thing in the world to do, because they simply want acceptance into the productive sect of society. Mostly they have been wrongly programmed in the current educational climate or are simply idiots. Janeane simply doesn't appear to have enough experience to be an absolute idiot, she just wants acceptance and normal people think that she is gross. I shall invest the time she needs to become who she could be. Because I care.
Also understand, the liberals that get converted are actually the most effective for the rational cause because they have realized the error of their ways. We people that have always needed facts, science, and mathematics for the proofs of our ideology really have no understanding of what it is like to come out of the blinding ignorance of liberalism, while former liberals see things from the stupid side, too.
Just saying.
UPDATE: Will someone please let Janeane know that I am willing to help her. FOR FREE, EVEN!!! She opened her stupid cakehole again.
Please take the time to comment.
Admit it, Janeane is not Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama ugly. She doesn't have a Jewel tooth or hideous deformities of the melon like Nancy Pelosi or Susan Sarandon. Janeane's ugliness originates from elsewhere.The wager that I made last night was that if I was given one month, I could make Janeane Garofalo into a smoking hot chick. As I am a firm believer in the power of negative reinforcement, because I am not a friggin' sissy, I would require someone, that is much younger than me, to administer the reinforcement. I raised a son, so my rotator cuffs are not in the best shape.
Obviously, the hideous tattoos that Janeane has all over her arms would simply have to go. Body art is not totally unattractive, but come on, the stuff she has all over her body looks like it was done by a Parkinson's patient in the grips of a grand mal seizure. NOT COOL. And she is a little heavy, so she would have to be forced to produce some sweat equity in this endeavor. But, seriously, not much, she is already workable.
Enter the hard part. Reprogramming that stupid, idiotic, libtard, ridiculous lunacy that oozes from her cakehole with regularity. Face it, Janeane appears as dumb as a box of fingernail clippings. She would have to be reinforced into not saying anything as silly as she currently spews.
Here's how we do it. We take the reinforcement youngster and a six foot long bamboo shoot, place political topic flashcards in front of Janeane, and begin. As we turn the flashcards we ask Janeane to expound on the topic. Every time that she states something other than fact, the bamboo swings quickly into action until she admits ignorance on that particular topic. Once she admits her stupidity, then the actual knowledge can be learned. Seriously, do you think this would take more than a day for her to learn the proper research technique for finding answers?
After a true thirst for knowledge is acquired, the rest of her training is akin to falling off a damn log. Converting liberals is honestly the easiest thing in the world to do, because they simply want acceptance into the productive sect of society. Mostly they have been wrongly programmed in the current educational climate or are simply idiots. Janeane simply doesn't appear to have enough experience to be an absolute idiot, she just wants acceptance and normal people think that she is gross. I shall invest the time she needs to become who she could be. Because I care.
Also understand, the liberals that get converted are actually the most effective for the rational cause because they have realized the error of their ways. We people that have always needed facts, science, and mathematics for the proofs of our ideology really have no understanding of what it is like to come out of the blinding ignorance of liberalism, while former liberals see things from the stupid side, too.
Just saying.
UPDATE: Will someone please let Janeane know that I am willing to help her. FOR FREE, EVEN!!! She opened her stupid cakehole again.
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Saturday, October 03, 2009
College Gameday - Week V (UPDATED!!!)
Scoreboard moved to October 10th.
Today the roiling idiotfest of douchetards has converged upon Boston to lede the game between the Criminoles of Flarda State v. The Flamers of Boston College. NO. REALLY. Having to watch this game qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment in nine states, guess which ones?
Andy has willingly tho'ed hisself into the mix by picking the games for the weekend. I have to take issue with Andy's pick of the Geaux Tigers in the UGA game. I think that we can all agree that history is NOT on Geaux Tiger's side. Of course, Begas has set the line for that game at UGA -3.5. I find that ridiculous since Geaux Tigers are ranked number four and UGA is ranked at 14 or 18 depending on the poll. Maybe Begas makes FRIGGIN' money picking games and the pollsters do not.
OH!!! I almost forgot. Welcome to the SEC Week FIVE.
UDPATE: Dude, that Geaux Tigers v. UGA game was nuts. UGA had to hold Geaux Tigers for ONE WHOLE MINUTE to win. FAIL.
Please take the time to comment.
Are you ready? CROOM!!!
Today the roiling idiotfest of douchetards has converged upon Boston to lede the game between the Criminoles of Flarda State v. The Flamers of Boston College. NO. REALLY. Having to watch this game qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment in nine states, guess which ones?
Andy has willingly tho'ed hisself into the mix by picking the games for the weekend. I have to take issue with Andy's pick of the Geaux Tigers in the UGA game. I think that we can all agree that history is NOT on Geaux Tiger's side. Of course, Begas has set the line for that game at UGA -3.5. I find that ridiculous since Geaux Tigers are ranked number four and UGA is ranked at 14 or 18 depending on the poll. Maybe Begas makes FRIGGIN' money picking games and the pollsters do not.
OH!!! I almost forgot. Welcome to the SEC Week FIVE.
UDPATE: Dude, that Geaux Tigers v. UGA game was nuts. UGA had to hold Geaux Tigers for ONE WHOLE MINUTE to win. FAIL.
Please take the time to comment.
Are you ready? CROOM!!!
Saturday's Bad News
Since I have been stinking it up as a blogger this week because other LESS important things have been occupying my time, I thought that I would throw out a "Make Fun of Barry" post and then settle in for the College Gameday.
Of course the main news that the networks are covering yesterday was the overwhelming racism of the Olympic Committee peoples. The reason that the Barry White House jetted off to Europe to begin with was not to try to woo the huge money losses of the Olympics, but to get the real news that was dropping off the front page with the RAAAAACIST decision by the IOC. (Ignore the fact that Brazil has ZERO white people, who by today's definition are the only people that can be RAAAAACIST.)
The Bureau of Labor Statistics released the data for TRUE unemployment on Thursday. They were only around a MILLION folks off. This immediately increases the current DIS-employment rate by fifteen percent. That info dropped at the close of the week while everyone was shocked that Barry failed. (Ignore the fact that he has only had one success in his life, getting elected president. You see, Barry Obama is an idiot. Joe FREAKING Biden?)
Another small tidbit of info that would seem to be pretty damn important to manufacturing industries and construction industries would be a H-U-G-E decrease in imported steel. If you actually take the time to put that in perspective, you would immediately cower under your desk and wet your pants. How in the mortal Hell can steel imports decrease by SEVENTY-SIX PERCENT and this not signify the further slowing of production? Could it be that yards are already overflowing with inventory to make products that are not being made? (Ignore the fact that there is an ever increasing number of unemployed, coupled with additional stock inventory, and no purchases being made from other places. Sounds kinda like the perfect economic storm, hmmmmm? But, the recession is OVAH, I TELLS YA'!!!)
On the "healthcare" front, yesterday, Senator Thomas Carper (Dumbass-DE) said that he would not read the "healthcare" bill before voting YEA! on it. Please remember that any kind of federal government interference with your health and medical services is going to kill you quickly. And please remember, there was someone that pointed out in July of 2005 that Thomas Carper was a fucktarded imbecile.
Now the Olympics. I must make a slight disclaimer here. I have never in my entire lifetime ever watched a single Olympic event. Not the Miracle on Ice, not curling, not any track and field events, no Dorothy Hamil nor Nadia Whateverthefuck. I did not even watch that pot-smoking, swimming HOMO. Why? Because it is buh-uh-uh-uh-ORING. (Please insert your favorite Olympic events in the comments so I can get bored to tears and sleep for while. The only thing that could be more boring than the Olympics is knowing where you were in Michael Phelps swam in a pool wearing tighty whiteys and beating other dudes in tighty whiteys. Please share.)
Classicaliberal has a round-up of the Obama Olympic Failboat, give that a read and then hurry back.
At one of the three blogs that has been linked here since the beginning, sarcasm spills over. By the way, the textbook definition of 'sarcasm' is "racist, hate-filled, whitebread, cracker humor." Yes, I laughed and there is already a hater comment there. Please go add more.
More Olympic humor. Does this photo look like everyone that has been laid off from Home Depot (since they elected Barry) was on the skreets in Chicago rooting for their Messiah? And do they realize that the Olympics is HUGE money loser that brings corruption into the area? Oh, wait, it's Chicago, never mind.
Homosexuals in bikinis chimes in on the Obama Olympic Failboat.
I found a thank-you note written to Arms Obama for her unselfish sacrifice for jetting to the armpit of civilization to lobby for the plebes in Chicago. This kind of heartfelt appreciation is all too rare in today's RAAAAACIST society. I weep.
This is too damn gross and totally unrelated to anything in the rest of the world.
Please take the time to comment.
Of course the main news that the networks are covering yesterday was the overwhelming racism of the Olympic Committee peoples. The reason that the Barry White House jetted off to Europe to begin with was not to try to woo the huge money losses of the Olympics, but to get the real news that was dropping off the front page with the RAAAAACIST decision by the IOC. (Ignore the fact that Brazil has ZERO white people, who by today's definition are the only people that can be RAAAAACIST.)
The Bureau of Labor Statistics released the data for TRUE unemployment on Thursday. They were only around a MILLION folks off. This immediately increases the current DIS-employment rate by fifteen percent. That info dropped at the close of the week while everyone was shocked that Barry failed. (Ignore the fact that he has only had one success in his life, getting elected president. You see, Barry Obama is an idiot. Joe FREAKING Biden?)
Another small tidbit of info that would seem to be pretty damn important to manufacturing industries and construction industries would be a H-U-G-E decrease in imported steel. If you actually take the time to put that in perspective, you would immediately cower under your desk and wet your pants. How in the mortal Hell can steel imports decrease by SEVENTY-SIX PERCENT and this not signify the further slowing of production? Could it be that yards are already overflowing with inventory to make products that are not being made? (Ignore the fact that there is an ever increasing number of unemployed, coupled with additional stock inventory, and no purchases being made from other places. Sounds kinda like the perfect economic storm, hmmmmm? But, the recession is OVAH, I TELLS YA'!!!)
On the "healthcare" front, yesterday, Senator Thomas Carper (Dumbass-DE) said that he would not read the "healthcare" bill before voting YEA! on it. Please remember that any kind of federal government interference with your health and medical services is going to kill you quickly. And please remember, there was someone that pointed out in July of 2005 that Thomas Carper was a fucktarded imbecile.
Now the Olympics. I must make a slight disclaimer here. I have never in my entire lifetime ever watched a single Olympic event. Not the Miracle on Ice, not curling, not any track and field events, no Dorothy Hamil nor Nadia Whateverthefuck. I did not even watch that pot-smoking, swimming HOMO. Why? Because it is buh-uh-uh-uh-ORING. (Please insert your favorite Olympic events in the comments so I can get bored to tears and sleep for while. The only thing that could be more boring than the Olympics is knowing where you were in Michael Phelps swam in a pool wearing tighty whiteys and beating other dudes in tighty whiteys. Please share.)Classicaliberal has a round-up of the Obama Olympic Failboat, give that a read and then hurry back.
At one of the three blogs that has been linked here since the beginning, sarcasm spills over. By the way, the textbook definition of 'sarcasm' is "racist, hate-filled, whitebread, cracker humor." Yes, I laughed and there is already a hater comment there. Please go add more.
More Olympic humor. Does this photo look like everyone that has been laid off from Home Depot (since they elected Barry) was on the skreets in Chicago rooting for their Messiah? And do they realize that the Olympics is HUGE money loser that brings corruption into the area? Oh, wait, it's Chicago, never mind.
Homosexuals in bikinis chimes in on the Obama Olympic Failboat.
I found a thank-you note written to Arms Obama for her unselfish sacrifice for jetting to the armpit of civilization to lobby for the plebes in Chicago. This kind of heartfelt appreciation is all too rare in today's RAAAAACIST society. I weep.
This is too damn gross and totally unrelated to anything in the rest of the world.
Please take the time to comment.
Friday, October 02, 2009
Google is RACIST!!!
And yes, I hit translate. It said, "hahahahaha"Racist Google.
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Blah, Blah, Blah.....
I am just not in a big blogging mood. It is nice and cool outside, the sun is out, the ground is wet, and I am HONGRY. Plus, my mind is elsewhere.
For instance, UGA is FAVORED by 3.5 over the Geaux Tigers. WTF????
Plus, the Saturn part of General Motors, the government owned car DESTROYER, has decided to close. Man, that President Obama is fucking awesome, huh?
Certainly the employment thingy is NOT reflecting those job losses yet, right? Just so you know, currently the true unemployment numbers are right around seventeen percent nationwide. But, with the stimulus package, that is NOT going to exceed eight percent. Liberal mathematics tells you that EIGHT > SEVENTEEN. YAY!!!
And what if those numbers are not at their peak yet? Since Obama has already beaten out Jimmy Carter as the president that loses the most jobs in the recent past, is there anything that he can do to right this trainwreck his party caused?
Why would the government want you to get in the stock market?
Thank goodness that Brian Williams asked Jimmy Carter about Carter's obviously fucked up and faulty WIRING. But, strangely, Brian doesn't think that it is faulty. May he die in a huge shock trauma.
Will Obama be indicted? What about get busted by arms for WTF? Holding hands with another woman?
Not rape-rape, but child advocacy.
Chicago has teen violence? You are shitting me!!!
Muslims get released from the military prison at Guantanamo and go back to killing? OMG!!1111!!!! Will anyone ever come to the realization that is WHAT ISLAM IS?
Sarah left her hair down for me. What a COUGAR!
If Patrick were king.
Michael Moore and his big, old, fat self.
Screwing feather injuns.
And looking at feather injuns HOOTERS for charity.
Twittah from inside Outlook. (Does anyone use Outlook anymore?)
Is anyone else having trouble accessing the Newsbusters site? I can get it in my reader, but if I try to go to a link, it goes to the troll filter. HINKY.
Enjoy.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh, yeah, CROOM!!! College Gameday!!!
For instance, UGA is FAVORED by 3.5 over the Geaux Tigers. WTF????
Plus, the Saturn part of General Motors, the government owned car DESTROYER, has decided to close. Man, that President Obama is fucking awesome, huh?
Certainly the employment thingy is NOT reflecting those job losses yet, right? Just so you know, currently the true unemployment numbers are right around seventeen percent nationwide. But, with the stimulus package, that is NOT going to exceed eight percent. Liberal mathematics tells you that EIGHT > SEVENTEEN. YAY!!!
And what if those numbers are not at their peak yet? Since Obama has already beaten out Jimmy Carter as the president that loses the most jobs in the recent past, is there anything that he can do to right this trainwreck his party caused?
Why would the government want you to get in the stock market?
Thank goodness that Brian Williams asked Jimmy Carter about Carter's obviously fucked up and faulty WIRING. But, strangely, Brian doesn't think that it is faulty. May he die in a huge shock trauma.
Will Obama be indicted? What about get busted by arms for WTF? Holding hands with another woman?
Not rape-rape, but child advocacy.
Chicago has teen violence? You are shitting me!!!
Muslims get released from the military prison at Guantanamo and go back to killing? OMG!!1111!!!! Will anyone ever come to the realization that is WHAT ISLAM IS?
Sarah left her hair down for me. What a COUGAR!
If Patrick were king.
Michael Moore and his big, old, fat self.
Screwing feather injuns.
And looking at feather injuns HOOTERS for charity.
Twittah from inside Outlook. (Does anyone use Outlook anymore?)
Is anyone else having trouble accessing the Newsbusters site? I can get it in my reader, but if I try to go to a link, it goes to the troll filter. HINKY.
Enjoy.
Please take the time to comment.
Oh, yeah, CROOM!!! College Gameday!!!
