Drive-By Blogging - New Year's Eve Linkdump

Since we are all concerned with what the New Year shall bring, I decided to make it really easy for you on the New Year's resolutions. Get someone else to make one for you. Mine seems somewhat impossible, though. I already spend 100% of my time with me. You know, that is kinda a freakin' given. This one falls under the old "I think that I am going to take a year off to find myself" meme. Holy shit, buddy, if you need a year to find YOU, how hard is it for you to find your friggin' car keys?

Flat-out Linkdump.

GMAC needs more of our tax money. DONE.

Leftie reactions to Limbaugh chest pains.

Is the federal government buying stocks to keep the market up?

That pesky housing market.

Democrats murder DC school children for fun and union votes.

Charges against Blackwater guards dropped.

DemoRATS jumping the sinking ship.

Black Congressional Democrats are the HOUSE NEGROES.

Speaking of racism, you mean they are writing it directly into bills now?

Death Panels? It's in there!

Oh, there MIGHT be problems with Democrat accounting on stuff.

Democrat's "healthcare" bill the worst ever legislation.

Al Franken is an idiot. (Yes, he is a Democrat and that is redundant.)

Um, Israel called ALL of their ambassadors home for a meeting?

Iran buys some yellowcake.

Democrats increase benefits for our military, but make them impossible to receive.

Gotta keep those kids from learning real science, you know?

Obama is not a very smart guy and he sucks in positions of powah.

Good news on the "employment" front, the recession is OVAH.

Fox News is almost better than CNN, according to some reports.

The Year in Moonbattery.

Lessons from John Galt.

Security is great under the Obama Administration. They are so SMIRT.

Obama KNEW about "The Nigerian."

Obama REALLY knew about "The Nigerian." AND! the other bomber on board, too.

The five most popular You Tube channels.

For some reason, chicks never listen.

I had to add the humorous posts at the bottom just to let you know that I am undeterred by the fact that we have a doddering idiot running our country. Our freedom is bigger than Obama's ears. Trust me on that, justice shall win out in the end. He shall die a bitter old hater just like Jimmy Carter. And yes, we'll have to listen to Barry for a long damn time because the typical idiot media shall continue to fluff this moron until Hell freezes over.

That is all.

Until next year. (I freakin' hate that damn joke, too!)

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WTW - The BrittFarr Edition

THERE. IS. NO. G_D.

Just so you know, the Pro Bowl is a freaking joke. This year, no player that participates in the Super Bowl shall be involved. Enjoy, it is just like the BCS, now.

(Image stolen from The Freaking News)


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Gearing Up to Year in Review, I Am

I usually try to do like a year in review post and a prediction thingy for the next year or so. Since I have always been right in my predictions, that is kinda boring to me. Being an avid student of history and a die-hard philosophy junkie, it is pretty dang easy to predict the future. Ho hum.

In the last week, we have had YET ANOTHER MUSLIM try to kill a bunch of folks on another airplane. Much has been said about Janet Napolitano's statement about the system working, but I have only seen one post on the SUCCESS of the attempt. Full Metal Patriot has a take very similar to mine.

Now, the fun part of the story, defining TERRORISM. How about calling it what it is? "(T)he use of extreme fear in order to coerce people." Dude gets some stuff to blow up plane. Dude ignites stuff on plane. Dude is FOILED in his attempt to kill over 200 people by his incompetence and the alert passengers on the plane. Government passes more idiotic regulations that expressly prohibit profiling Muslims. You remember Muslims, right? They are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of all terrorists on Earth today.

Terrorism mission ACCOMPLISHED. We have MORONS running our government, but I am sure that y'all already know that?

Just because no one was murdered by the Muslim doesn't mean that terror was not incited. And the other thing that happened was that people were coerced to do some stupid stuff that will not make these very attempts any more difficult.

In a weird turn of events, the MOST MUSLIM city in the United States is planning a "protest" against the Muslim that committed the act of terrorism in Detroit. This should be fun. Maybe ONE WHOLE PERSON will show up to protest Muslim terrorism. Or maybe thousands will show up to chant "Death to America!!!"

Remember who to blame for the explosion of Muslim terrorism in the world, Jimmy Carter. The APee has an article touting Carter's "legacy." Call me stupid, but it seems that the APee is PRO-CARTER.

Funny how Jimmy Carter also gave us Chris Matthews. Chrissy makes the news today by admitting that he is a fan of Saul Alinsky, just like Barry Obama, Hillary Clinton, and pretty much the entire Democrat Party. If you do not know Saul Alinsky, here's the Wiki on him. Yes, he was a devout Communist, destroyed Oakland almost single-handedly, and fathered the ideology of the new (Socialist) Democrat Party.

So that brings us to how fucking stupid the President is. Big Government reduced Barry's stupidity to six individual policy determinations. It is amazing that they even tried to pare down the list because Barry has not had ONE SINGLE GOOD POLICY DECISION. It is like we have an utter contrarian running the country. But, go down the list and watch how these very simple wrong decisions snowball into the ridiculousness that is our federal government today. he has not been in office a whole year yet and shit, Hell, damn.

The six are simply ridiculous in their ideology. You could not have made worse decisions if that was your goal. And that is the STANDARD of this administration.

While we are discussing these decisions and General Motors, let's just look at the ONE thing that most jabbering heads are talking about to bolster the idea that the economy is recovering. The STOCK MARKET. Right now, the DJIA is at 10,547.08. When the Democrats took control of Congress in January of 2007, the DJIA was sitting at 12,013.98, but there was a little difference in the DJIA at that time.

There are thirty stocks in the DJIA. When the Democrats took control of our federal government, Bank of America, Chevron, Cisco, Kraft Foods, and Travelers were not a part of the DJIA. These stocks replaced Honeywell, Altria, Citigroup, AIG, and General Motors, respectively. Let's check where the DJIA would be if those stocks were not replaced, mmmmkay?

BoA 15.29 v. Honeywell 39.81
Chevron 77.77 v. Altria 19.98
Cisco 24.08 v. Citigroup 3.39
Kraft Foods 27.48 v. AIG 31.50
Travelers 49.83 v. GM 2.67

By the way, if you want to get an idea of what the DJIA would have been doing if those stocks had not been replaced, just take a look at AIG, the graph is kinda telling. But, we are in the throes of an economic recovery according to the Barry White House.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news every day, but we are getting lied to about the economy, friends. The feds are protecting their jobs at our expense.

Not only has the market been falsely inflated, but if you do away with after hours trading, even with the complete revamp, the market is at best FLAT.

The Mayor of Mitchieville has MORE GOOD ECONOMIC NEWS.

On a final note, many blogs have linked this video of Senator Max Baucus in horror that he is totally smashed at the lectern in the Senate. My take is that this is the most intelligent diatribe I have ever heard from a Democrat. Seriously, Baucus, in this video, makes more sense than any other person in his party at any time in my lifetime.



If you want to be governed by racist, drunken morons, VOTE DEMOCRAT!!!

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I Mean OBVIOUSLY I am PRO-Animal Cruelty, Right?

The way that I keep my finger on the pulse of crazy people is by reading the Clarion Ledger daily. There is no better gauge on Planet Earth as to what moonbats are planning than reading the C-L.

Anyhoo, I have made it a point to continually show where liberals/moonbats/assholes/idiots/morons hate human beings, and sometimes it takes a little thought to figure out what their current method is. They're sneaky in their hatred of G_d's greatest creature.

You know, let's pass this universal healthcare so everyone dies almost immediately!

In the last couple of weeks, the C-L has started publishing letters from simpering idiots about making animal cruelty a felony. Like this here Bob Jackman letter. Normal people immediately go all, "Yeah, that is a great idea, because no one should beat on Scruffy, like that heinous Michael Vick did!"

WRONG.

This is simply yet another way to outlaw eating meat, hunting, farming, blah, blah, blah, the list is endless. You see, incrementalism is the only way to get liberal policies passed, no one believes the shit that they do. Well, at least no one that works and raises a family believes that stupid shit. So, they have to lie, manipulate, and connive to get their stupid shit into law, in the most insidious ways, then immediately they rush to the liberal judges to further implement their idiotic agenda.

The animal cruelty stuff is doubly insidious. They play on normal people's feelings to protect their pets and then they make it damn near impossible to live your normal life. Hell, you won't even be able to feed the pet if liberals get their way. Plus, your pet gives you hours of pleasure and liberals HATE, HATE, HATE, that shit.

Not only that, but what is the end result of "animal cruelty" laws? Will dogs eventually be able to drive a car, too? Will we have to give THEM free healthcare?

Folks, the idiocy from the left starts the minute that they start thinking. Never trust a Democrat or someone that tells you that animal cruelty should be a felony. They are trying to kill you and are asking you to help them do it.

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Please Keep in Mind the Earth is 3.5 BILLION Years Old (UPDATED!!!)

While perusing the blogs this morning, I ran across this graphic produced by the University of East Anglia where they have been engaged in FRAUD with regards to Anthropomorphic Global Warming. This is the graphic that is supposed to SHOCK, SHOCK, SHOCK you into surrendering your entire income to combat the E-V-I-L that is human existence and its horrendous effects on Mother Gaia.

Notice anything weird about it? Yes, in around one hundred fifty years, the Earth's temperature has not increased ONE FREAKING degree. If that was in Fahrenheit, it would not be a problem, but this is in Celsius, folks. What the University of East Anglia is saying is that the temperature of the Earth has heated up THIRTY-THREE DEGREES Fahrenheit in 150 years? Yes, 0.8 degrees Celsius is around thirty-three degrees Fahrenheit. Can someone PUH-LEEZE tell me that there are maybe five scientists in the entire world that have been crying BULLSHIT! over this?

By the way, 0.8 Celsius is 273.95 Kelvin, if that helps at all to see how ridiculous this graphic is.

I know, I know, you are terrible at math and science. Just trust me, this is so much bullshit that it makes Natural Selection look like it could be possible. This graphic is so laughable that it makes makes an education or journalism degree look valuable. This graphic is so laughable that it makes makes PAC-10 footbaw appear watchable. This graphic is so laughable that it makes makes Barry Obama look like a smart person. This graphic is so laughable that it makes makes BENNIE THOMPSON look like a genius. You get the gist.

UPDATE: Andy and Roderick commented, "What are you, a fucktarded imbecile? You don't add the damn thirty-two degrees to the baseline, moron."

Whoops. The actual increase over one hundred fifty years is, basically NOTHING according to the graph. Even using the falsified data, the gain is less than 1.5 degrees Fahrenheit. So......still, leftists are stupid and criminal in their behavior.

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Dude, Firefox is Awesome.

I found myself with some time to kill/slaughter/maim today and decided to update a bunch of stuff and wound up with TEH AWESOME.

I noticed that The Google added the Sidewiki this morning automatically and that is kinda cool, but Glydo is sooper! And it is a Firefox Add-On, so there is nothing that you have to do other than install it to your browser.

I can now find related stories, videos, Tweets, and FAILbook entries without doing a damned thing! Plus, to further annoy the crap outta all of my FAILbook friends, I can post at least twenty times more Liberal Hating Junk.

So far, I count about twelve different kinds of WIN! for Glydo.

OH YEAH! I added back the "Share/Bookmark" button to posts, too. So, you throw these blog posts around like a crazy person. You owe it to the world.

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Resolving Independent Thoughts

Yesterday, I posted a link to Malkin's article on ObamaCare's forced coverage of "children" up to twenty-six years of age. Since then, that idea has been weighing on my mind. Always close at hand, too, because it made no sense to me.

It seems like there would be a drop in the age of people that had to buy insurance so MORE folks would become wards of the state. And what does that do to Medicaid, where nearly ALL of those recipients are children. Why would their parents not be required to cover their own DAMN children?

That premise just seemed to be at odds with the whole concept of the Democrat Party of taking more and more people under the government's wing at the expense of the private sector. Today it finally dawned on me why this provision is included.

The perpetual student (on parent's dollar) was who carried Obama to the Barry White House. You must understand, there was virtually no private sector employee that voted for Obama and his idiot minions, his voter base is the riders and the union employees. AND college activists of the idiot nature.

So, instead of normal people being able to point out that the young adult (that really doesn't value medical insurance) is going to have to purchase it anyway at great costs, the Democrats EXEMPTED those folks from the legislation by saddling their parents with the cost.

Why make a big stink about buying Chris Dodd some votes with a 100 million dollar UConn hospital expansion, or Ben Nelson that was bought off with no Medicaid increases for the entire state of Nebraska when there is a WHOLE segment of the population that is getting bought off?

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Since We Are All Dying Soon

Now that the Obama MALAISE has officially set in on the country (and therefore the world), there is no HOPE left for CHANGE!

This is a view at the linkdump folder. Trust me, there is very little good news there. As a matter of fact, there is very little good news to be found unless you look to the individual dealing with the individual. But, in an odd turn of events, that is the way it always is.

I have noticed that when I take the time to engage an individual, things that seemed insurmountable before, become much easier to accomplish. I am not a team player. You see, committees and groups of people have a tendency to follow water's path. The least resistance is always preferred. And in some strange way this is supposedly best to those that are committee folks. You know, like Congress.

The attitude is, "Yes, I want all people to have what I have." The funny thing about that is usually those folks that do have stuff are not GIVEN that stuff from other people, unlike Congress. Those that have usually go out and grab what they want, yet they do not want anyone else to have to "sacrifice" to achieve those very same things. It is like humans are predisposed to the act of charity, yet try to ignore the act of ambition. Which is more valuable in the long run?

The things that I see happening around us can be looked at from numerous different perspectives. We have become a civilization of GRAYS. But, ambiguity is never a good thing. Moral relativism is never helpful, either. To actually not want to interject your values and beliefs on someone else has become the starting point for everyone and I am no different, but there must be limits placed upon that behavior.

We cannot reduce MURDER to an acceptable behavior and that is exactly where moral relativism leads. That is guaranteed when there are no established standards. Experimenting with "science" is one thing, but experimenting with human life is something entirely different. We are now at that point.

Where does the idea of "FORCED CHARITY" lead? Check out this Crowder video, it is telling.

Detroit was the ultimate model for government "charity." Please ignore the fact that if you forcibly remove something from one individual to give to another, that is not charity.

If you run a The Google search for the definition of "charity," the very first one is, "a foundation created to promote the public good (not for assistance to any particular individuals)."

However, if you check the Oxford Dictionary and Thesaurus, the definition is "a VOLUNTARY act of kindness to another individual."

Somehow, something is VERY, VERY different in the two definitions, can you see it? The point is that there are two very different philosophies in this world. One works, the other is a complete and utter failure. Methinks that the ideology that destroyed Detroit is a very good example of the vast divide between the two. One requires an ACTION from a knowing, thinking individual, the other requires no input from a single person. One is generally successful, the other is a monumental failure.

When the failure ideology reaches the tipping point, even MORE forced "charity" is required to simply maintain the status quo. And then the committees start imposing even more ridiculous requirements upon those that do not suffer from GRAY philosophy, simply to support those that do.

Where in the world with this end? Detroit. What will it accomplish? Exactly what those moral relativists want to happen, a total destruction of any kind of standard. Historical records prove this. Every single time that liberalism is tried, it fails on a grand scale. Detroit.

Just so you know, there is NO WAY that the Democrat plan for medical services can work. It is not possible. Those hospital bills are already set at a certain price to actually cover the costs mandated by government. Adding additional people to the FREE! healthcare rolls cannot LOWER the cost. The only way to achieve that is to remove the restrictions from the current system. The new healthcare plan ADDS restrictions, so therefore it ADDS costs. This is very, very easy to understand for a marginally thinking person.

Moral relativism has removed the need for rational thought. "There are many shades of gray." Sorry, there are NOT many shades of gray, there is only black and white, right and wrong. Morality is morality, A is A. A is not B.

We also see a very few criminals trying to influence the standards of living for the entire planet (toward the negative) at expense of truthfulness, standards, and morality. But, when you abandon a minimum level of honesty, anything is possible. I do not profess to know what is in the hearts and minds of liberals, but it is easily seen that their philosophy is NOT one of "charity." It is NOT one of love for their fellow man, it is one of destruction, hatred, and death to their fellow man.

It is a reduction to the lowest common denominator of standards. When you remove the morality from the human existence, you remove honesty, integrity, and the desire to be helpful on all fronts. You achieve intellectual incompetence and failure, BY DESIGN. The end result, that is desired, is failure and it is achieved.

Finally, when your deception is exposed, the only thing that you can do is answer your accusers in the final way, violence. That is the final answer to the criminal, the liberal, the man with no morality. Violence begets violence. In other words, when the moral relativist sets out on the course of death and destruction to his fellow man, the moral relativist finally has to commit another act of violence when his dishonesty is exposed.

Those of us that have maintained a semblance of morality must be prepared to answer that violence and have been taught BY OUR MORALITY to turn the other cheek. Again, another true act of charity.

What the moral man learns early in life is that there are those people on this Earth that are not good people. We recognize evil. We recognize dishonesty. We recognize ideology that is detrimental to those that choose it.

What is the answer? Do something, anything, to get these idiots out of DC. They are bad for the whole damn world, the future, and the entire human population of the world.

And now they want to get rid of DOGS to stop the imaginary religion of Anthropomorphic Global Warming.

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Marginalizing Leftist Idiots - Number Forever

In today's Clarion-Ledger, (obviously a retard) Ronnie Agnew, has an opinion column talking and whining about tuition increases at state universities. Needless to say, he is EXACTLY wrong in his opinion. Excerpted:

The College Board met last week and held startling discussions that usually don't make news until a few weeks before the school doors open. Officials are already preparing to increase tuition at Mississippi's eight universities and will hear presentations at a future meeting from university presidents on proposed amounts.

This is scary stuff for any parent trying to balance shrinking household incomes with rising expenses. Instead of considering an annual tuition increase, the College Board will consider a plan that would raise tuition three consecutive years. There is no question that some will be priced out of an education at a four-year institution.

Obviously, Ronnie doesn't read his very own paper, because yesterday the Clarion-Ledger ran this article talking about Hinds Community College graduating the largest class ever. Excerpted:

Sanders, 40, of Richland, was part of the largest fall graduating class in the school's history with 618 students.

The number of students participating in fall graduation is up 42 percent from last year, according to college officials.

Um, at HCC, graduation numbers are UP, UP, UP FORTY-TWO PERCENT IN ONE YEAR. I am guessing if that graduation number is UP, then enrollment has to be up, too, amiright? The normal person, meaning not a simpering moron, would immediately wonder why in the mortal Hell enrollment is up ALMOST FIFTY PERCENT in one year. But, Ronnie in his infinite wisdom thinks that tuition is too high? Do I need to reiterate that liberals are fucking morons?

Since I am not a simpering wetbrain, my guess would be that if your enrollment doubled in a year, you are probably going to need a shitload of new buildings to handle the huge influx of students and those buildings might cost money.

And then I would probably think that my tuition might be a little too friggin' low if all of the sudden I doubled my enrollment.

But, what the Hell do I know, I am not a stark raving lunatic. Ronnie published his column ONE DAY AFTER the article about the largest graduating class at Hinds EVAH.

Guess which president that Ronnie Agnew thinks is the best thing since a pocket on a tee-shirt?

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Drive-By Blogging - A Correction

One of the things that drives me nuts about the morons in the Democrat Party (yes, I know that is redundant) is that they actually utter the words, "consumer driven economy."

This premise leads one to BELIEVE that since they want a pink unicorn, it is available. In case you are confused, there is NO SUCH THING as a "consumer driven economy." Understand, someone must PRODUCE something in order for someone to CONSUME it.

Which came first? The production. What drives the economy, then?

Proof number six billion that Democrats are idiots.

Watch even this dimbulb leftie eviscerate a Democrat.



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And In Related News, I am Always Right.

There have been numerous folks that have exclaimed that there was no possible way that government mandated "healthcare" would ever pass. Um, Barack Obama got elected president and actually received a Noble Peace Prize. Folks, quit being silly, the sanity of the world is totally gone.

For the past two days, Senator Ben Nelson (Dumbass-Nebraska) was the very last hold-out on cloture. We were depending on a Democrat to keep this from happening. When you depend on a Democrat to do what is right, you are doomed. And Nelson was alluding to the abortion language in the bill being the problem that he had with voting "Yes." If Nelson was really such a staunch pro-life advocate, why is he a member of the Democrat Party? In case you were unaware, the ONLY basic premise that the Democrat Party believes in is death of humans.

Anyhoo, Nelson is accepting MONEY to purchase his vote. Number one, the abortion language WILL be in the bill, and the Medicaid payments to Nebraska FOREVER, will not be in the bill. Will that be enough for Nelson vote against the bill on the floor?

Of course, but there are only 51 votes needed to pass the bill once it hits the floor. Nelson will vote against it THEN. When he has nothing to lose. He knew this, too. He is a Democrat and he shall be allowed to talk out of both sides of his mouth and never get called on it.

And because of ONE Democrat, our medical system is doomed. The Other McCain has a round-up of some links on this Nelson bribe.

Want to know the fun part about this bill? The TAXES and PENALTIES go into effect immediately. Next year, you shall be taxed at a higher rate, and you shall be forced to purchase insurance under penalty of fines and even jail time. But, you know what else? The "benefits" of the program are not to be rolled out until 2014. Weird that this bill that was so very important will not offer anything back to the American people for so long, wonder why?

Because Democrats are in power and that allows them to get through next years elections, then get Barack Obama re-elected, and even get one more Congressional election cycle under their belts before the crash occurs with your doctor's visits.

And to you, Senator Ben Nelson (Dumbass-Nebraska), you are the reason that the entire world is going to suffer from disease, illness, and lack of access to medical research. YOU, SIR, doomed the entire planet to death.

Well, it was nice knowing you, people, too bad that our federal government demands that you DIE.

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Drive-by Blogging - Yes, We ARE Doomed

Seriously, we have entered The Twilight Zone.

Time Magazine names Ben Bernanke Time's "Man of the Year." No, Bumbling Ben is NOT the dumbest person in DC, but this is exactly like Time HONORING Hitler, Stalin, Jimmy Carter, Yassir Arafat, you get the gist.

This "award" was given to Bumbling Ben right after he doubled down on his Keynesian ideology. "No, there could not be any possible reason that gold is at its highest level ever. That is totally unrelated to anything that I am doing with US currency and the Congress is doing with spending."

Yes, folks, Congress raised the debt ceiling yesterday. They might have well just said, "Hey, we're going to raise it to eleventy-grazillion dollars!"

And then....Congress prompted spent HALF OF THAT 290 BILLION. Yes, the 150 BILLION DOLLAR "jobs" program passed the House last night around seven.

Doesn't Joe FREAKING Biden, the smartest man THAT NOBODY MESSES WITH, realize that the 787 BILLION "stimulus" failed? In case you were unaware, the reason nobody messes with Joe is because no one wants to waste a single second talking to this imbecile. He ALMOST makes Barry Obama look smart and that is damned impossible to do.

And if you are NOT paying attention, you would think that unemployment is FALLING. Well, since we set new records for unemployment DAILY, that is hardly the case. And yes, just last week, we set the all-time record for FOOD STAMP applicants. HOPE and CHANGE is wicked awesome!

Here's what we have, SIXTY BILLION A YEAR in Medicare fraud. Yet, the Congress is currently working on a program to extend an utter failure of a program to everyone.

We have a government that is promoting anti-human ideology in the ridiculous idea of Anthropomorphic Global Warming. DESPITE THE REAMS OF PEER-REVIEW THAT STATES CLEARLY THAT IT IS NOT HAPPENING. (No, peer-review is not a criterion that I value, but those idiots do.)

Those idiots are still supporting the leftist "science" even more now that there are more and more REAL scientists coming forward to point out that the data was manipulated and AGW "scientists" lied.

Not only that, but Al Gore even has the AUDACITY to ramp up the lying. I think that Al forgot that for audacity to work, you have to have HOPE.

Also, when you practice audacity, you cannot run like a little bitch when someone calls you on it. That is not audacity, that is being a sissy. Defend your position Al, here's a shovel.

You know, this screeching about AGW is working toward the goals that the leftist "scientists" want. The destruction of humans.

Why do the Democrats do these ridiculous things? Because they are ALL criminals. You know, like Teddy Kennedy and those folks that worked for him.

Or like Barry Obama, the people that work for him, and the people that he worked for.

Not a duplicate: Or like Barry Obama, the people that work for him, and the people that he worked for.

But, you know what? You can do anything that you want to when your friends that run all the media outlets are on your side. They think that you will eat them LAST.

There is a huge problem in our country right now, folks. We let the children drive the car.

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WTW - Happy Chrimmus

Sent in by The Long Haired Hippy Engineer and submitted without comment. You add the caption and laugh.

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Hooray for The Google!!! And Links.

I find it very, very hard to believe that this here blarx is number one for "trying economic times," but The Google does not lie. The search leads to THIS PAGE. (Excerpt below)

This phrase stems from the Moonbat mentality that things JUST HAPPEN.....Never mind the fact that the economy did not head toward the cellar until the Democrats took Congress.....Which came first, Democrat or moron?.....I am just going to tell you that if you repeat the phrase in the title, you are allowing Democrats to avoid their individual responsibilities for the collapse of the economy.....

And it IS the democrats that are responsible ultimately. They are the ones that run the schools, producing idiot kids. They are the ones that run the local governments, producing environments that cannot sustain a population of non-working people. They are the ones that consistently put down our country and give those around the world reasons to hate us. Democrats did all of this.

As long as I am spending the day linking my own blog, I read a bunch of posts trying to find the one where I did the math of how WHITE Barry Obama was, never finding it, but I did find the one that showed that this was the top political blog in Mississippi for at least one minute. (Put a sock on the door, David.)

For some reason, I missed linking The 8th Annual Right Wing News Conservative Blog Awards. Go add all of those sites to your reader.

While going to hang out with my buddy, Shelby, today, I heard ABC Marketwatch talking about our STRONG economic recovery currently underway. They must have missed the Emergency Unemployment Claims experiencing the highest weekly surge ever. OBAMA GOOD NEWS!!! B+, Barry!!!

Not only that, but Food Stamp recipients have reached an all time high, too!!! B+, Barry!!!

And when ten percent of your economy is still underperforming all of your expectations, like construction is, maybe you just do not know what the Hell you are doing.

You know what would really help our economy out right now? How about Democrats raise taxes on DEAD PEOPLE RETROACTIVELY? This can only end really well. Wonder how long it will be before I can get a one hundred year old family farm really cheap?

I know where I can get commercial real estate really cheap, though. From the government of The State of California.

You know how California can straighten up that mess out there? By electing people based entirely on the exact level of how far out of the mainstream those elected officials are! Lemme try my hand in this requirement. How about a midget that is mixed race, transsexual, convicted of child molesting, and an illegal immigrant quadriplegic?

You know, maybe the people that are usually not engaged in the political realm are starting to realize things that are going on. B+ Barry Obama has reached an all time low in approval rating. I wonder if B+ Barry can reach the level of FAIL that the Democrat Congress has reached?

On the "healthcare" front, B+ Barry is pulling out all the stops. Either you vote for this "healthcare" clusterfuck, or we are shutting your Air Force base.

Democrats in Congress are comparing the "economic benefits" of government "healthcare" to the tax cuts Bush implemented to jump start Bill Clinton's recession.

Democrats lying about stuff is only possible because half of our population is so stupid as to think like this. The House Bill passed with "bipartisan" votes. Democrats and ONE REPUBLICAN is bipartisan?

For what could the Environmental Protection Agency possibly use pistols? Do they think that "protection" means to....to....to....oh Hell, I got nothing.

Dang, I got some Google Wave invitations to give away. If you want one, e-mail me. Here's some more junk you can do with Wave.

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Minimum Wage Laws are RAAAAACIST!!!

**The links are important, click them when they show up in the text.**

Daily I listen to the national media talk about how wonderfully our federal government is performing their tasks. Oh, that poor, poor, poor Harry Reid is just killing himself over this "healthcare" bill. Ignore the fact that the legislation they are working on is going to minimally increase your medical services by thirteen percent**, the bill is just flat out stupid.

If you actually are a person that is naturally inquisitive, you have tried to figure out exactly how you are able to hoard less cash recently. This should be very obvious when you go to the store and everything you buy is more expensive in relationship to your income.

Short answer? Democrats have been running our federal government since January 2007.

Yes, despite what you hear on the national news, during George W. Bush's eight year presidency, he had a Republican Senate for only four years of his eight and a Republican House for only six years of his eight. I do hope you know that the Senate is the "august" body that actually runs things in DC. So, for only half of Bush's presidency could he get anything passed that he wanted.

Did he screw up? Certainly he did, he signed legislation passed by the Party of the Morons. BUT! In case you do not remember exactly how well the economy was clicking when Bush was president, look at ANY economic indicator before January 2007. It is LITERALLY double what it is now. (On April 7. 2006, unemployment was 4.7%, today it is TEN PERCENT!!!)

TARP? Puh-leeeze.****

What the Hell happened?

In my opinion, minimum wage laws drive the economy. My first post on this was penned in March of 2005. (Read it, it is the short form of why minimum wage kills the economy.) I wrote an even more descriptive post in April 2005 because I was asked for more information on that concept. The ideology of minimum wage is really easy to understand. Poor people need more money. But, there is another really simple thing to understand, there is no way to knock one man down to build another man up.

Again, why are we in this current financial shit storm? Democrats. Yes, George W. Bush signed their idiotic minimum wage increases, but it was a purely political move. He knew that if he did not sign the MW increase bill, that Democrats would hound Republicans into submission over that VETO. Such is the nature of politics, no honesty, just bullshit.

The fun part of this scenario is that eventually, if all things remain the same, the economy recovers from the stupidity of raising minimum wage. This happens because the people who received that huge WAGE CUT, those of us that make more than minimum wage, tighten our purse strings, because we are not stupid, hoard money, and eventually accumulate still more savings. All this happens while those that only make minimum wage, unskilled and stupid people, continue the exact same spending habits because their salary maintained a status quo. And because they are stupid. Why do you think they make minimum wage?

Also, when that minimum wage is increased, it takes a minute for the market to slow down and realize how stupid that is. I pointed that out in the post in February of this year about how the market reacted to the Democrats minimum wage increase. You can easily see in the market graphs on that page that your 401k was kicking ASS during the Republicans' control of Congress. You do not even have to be a genius to see it, either.

One more thing about how well the market is doing right now. In case you forgot, Obama forced a bunch of businesses out of business and the DJIA removed those companies from the index and replaced them with profit-making companies. This move artificially inflated the DJIA. This move happened right after the market was bottomed out. Get it? (When I say "bottomed-out," I mean bottomed out.)

Anyhoo, the Democrats crushing of the economy has fallen every year for the past three years on July 24. This year was the last wage hike in their three year ridiculousness. Again, I pointed out that unemployment will go through the roof every year right about the first of August. Guess what? I was right as usual.

Here's what I got as far as helping us out in respect to government. We all know that people that belong to the Democrat Party are idiots. We cannot all be smart, you know? Who would pick up our garbage? But, we simply must remain engaged with our government because the second we let our guard down, the morons take over again and we lose everything that we worked so hard to gain.

Yes, we all know that our current president is an imbecile. And NO! It has nothing to do with his skin color. In case you are unaware, Barry Obama is more white than he is black. Oh, and he is NOT young either.

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**the individual cost of medical services in France ROSE by 13% when they instituted FREE medical services. The percentage of their income that they spent on medical services went from 5% of annual income to over 17% of annual income, too. Good idea? Hardly.

**** TARP was passed by the Democrat Congress. Do you think that Bush went over to the Democrat run Congress and got a single thing passed by them that BUSH wanted? If you believe that, call me, I have some land, WORTH MILLIONS!, that I will sell you for virtually nothing.

Flat-Out Food Pimping (UPDATED at bottom!!!)

Since I regularly do those linkdumps and stuff boring the ever loving crap outta everyone, I thought that I would give y'all some info that you might actually want.

FOOD AND COOKING LINKS!!!

A good buddy of mine in Jack-troit has decided to teach private cooking classes and sell his own line of cooking gradoo. I am certain that it is amazing because he cooks like a madman. Also the menus for the cooking classes are sheer, deluxe food pr0n!! Yucca Stuffed Fried Shrimp? WANT!

Please take the time to check out his website, Ivy and Devine here.

The Ivy and Devine FAILbook page is here.

And the Ivy and Devine Twittah page is here. (Give him a break on this one, he ain't never Twittahed before.)

Please take the time to check out his site, dang it.

AND! As long as you are shelling out the Christmas cash, hit MY DAMN Pay-Pal, too. You can also send me gold bullion and bars. Remember, it is better to give than receive and you do not want to go to Hell, do you?

UPDATE: Yes, I know that I have been saying repeatedly to hit the Pay-Pal but I thought everyone knew that was a joke. I do not even have a clue how Andy found my Pay-Pal account, but he did and now I am flush with cash. If you need money, hit me up on the e-mail, because I am sure as hell not giving it back. (Because I have no clue how.)

The Lemmings Are Stampeding!!!

If you have never had the misfortune of reading Jackson, Mississippi's "news" paper, The Clarion Ledger, you have never had the opportunity to actually observe total lunacy on parade. The Sunday "Perspective" section is some of the funniest stuff this side of ABC Marketwatch. The Op-Ed editor, David Hampton, had a column in yesterday's paper that slams that point home clearly.

If you took the time to read that, I realize that you will have to have few minutes to regain your composure from the hysterical laughing. You see, if there is one thing that far-left liberals, like Hampton, cannot stand is a stupid (Ed Note: Delete "stupid" in the final draft because it is redundant when used with "liberal.") liberal idea that has been proven wrong every time it is tried.

The funniest thing about David's article is the continued reference to the "gimme crowd." Then he goes on to promote tax increases. To what point? MORE GOVERNMENT.

Communism really got a bad rap because the Soviets just did not do it right. Total selflessness is completely attainable!!! Funny how only the people that do not produce anything are always the ones that are bitching about people being selfish, huh?

David Hampton promotes taking money from people that EARN that money, and giving it to people that do not EARN that money. Which side is the "gimme crowd?" Note: David Hampton is part of the "gimme crowd," Paul Mitchell is the part of the "earn-y crowd."

Liberal "logic" is utterly amazing.

To take Hampton's ideology to the ultimate pinnacle, one only has to observe the silliness that is COP15. The environment is so utterly important that the countries that feed the world must feed the world MORE.

What is even funnier is that dead on the heels of Climategate comes the next wave of "consensus science." Most of you know that James Hansen, NASA's moonbat human hater, was the one that was sreaming about "global cooling" in the 1970s. Here's NASA-gate. SCIENCE!

And while the anti-human crowds try to kill more humans with their meeting in Hope-n-hagen, snow falls in Australia. DURING SUMMER. By the way, unless you understand leftist "science," you do not know that COOLING proves WARMING.

So what does the actual data, hidden by the CRU and leftist "scientists" show regarding "global warming?" NO CHANGE of any consequence.

While WARMING rages, the lectures, protests, and summits are postponed due to COOLING.

Luckily those very same people that are bitching about not getting enough money from the rich countries at the AGW summit, took their thermometers and headed home.

By the way, this is the best example of "scientist" for the leftists. Greenpeacers.



Sorry, I had a typo in the line preceding "Greenpeacers." The sentence should have read, "By the way, this is the typical misinformed, moronic, utter douchebag that illustrates perfectly the stupidity of leftists that offer nothing to production and shall never be of any importance to anything in the world. They fucking suck."

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Nick Saban IS Better Than Burr Bryant (See Note 1 at Bottom)

In an all out effort to drive much traffic to a Sunday post, I am throwing down the gauntlet and picking on Bammeroids because they are easy to pick on.

(Please ignore the FACT that if a team goes undefeated in the SEC and THEN wins the SEC Championship game, there is no reason to even have a BCS Championship Game, it is irrelevant. And ignore the FACT that Bammeroids are NOT the most obnoxious fans even in the SEC, they are actually THIRD in obnoxiousness, despite what [Dead] Tommy 5 wants you to believe.)

History of Da Burr: Burr was BORN IN ARKANSAS and won an Arkansas high school footbaw championship as a player. He also played on the Bammeroid 1934 Championship team. Blah, blah blah......

Corching: He won 6 national championships, 13 conference championships in 25 years at Bammer. Burr also added another SEC Championship in 1950 at KENTUCKY!!! That Kentucky team beat Oklahoma in the Sugar Bowl. He also had a Heisman winner, John David Crow, at Tejas Agricultural and Mechanical University, but never at Bammer. Burr also won a Southwest Conference Championship at A&M. Burr's winning percentage for thirty-six years hovered around 74%. *Yawn* (See Note 2)

Da Sabear: Nickie-Poo corched at Michigan and Toledo before getting into college footbaw corching. Some of you shall say that DANGED! Nick corched at Michigan, y'all must not know much about footbaw. That team is in the Big 10(11) and they have always sucked, so they do not count.

Nick really started corching in 1999 at Geaux Tigers. He won two SEC Championships and one national championship. He got out of footbaw in December 2004 to go be the warden at some limited capacity prison in Miami for two years and then came to Bammer in 2007. He went undefeated in regular season play in his second and third seasons there.

In case you were not watching college footbaw this year, Sabear also led the Bammeroids to an SEC Championship over Da Undefeated Gates and Circumcision Jesus. To add to this insult to Burr Bryant, Sabear also delivered Bammer's FIRST Heisman winner.

Sabear, seven years corching, probably his second national championship, three SEC Championships, and a Heisman winnah.

Burr Bryant, thirty-six years corching, six national championships, and fourteen SEC Championships, one Heisman winnah.

WHO YA' GOT?

Anyhoo, Stacy McCain is whoring himself out for money to go to Pasadena to see the Bammeroids play in the national championship game. Go hepp him out.

If I am not mistaken, the place that Bammer is playing in Pasadena is the same place they have the junior college games for uSCCC and the junior college championship game between the PAC-10 and the BIG 10(11).

And No Sheeples Here is making no qualms at all about going to Pasadena with The Other McCain. And blatant Burr Bryant ass-kissing is involved, too.

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Note 1: Yes, I am aware that this is blasphemy to Bammeroids, who cares? They went undefeated in the SEC, won the SEC Championship, a Bammer player FINALLY won a Heisman, and they are going to the Ridiculous Bowl, too.

Note 2: Burr had an offer to corch at the University of Arkansas, but turned it down to join the military after Pearl Harbor's bombing. For this act alone, Burr Bryant punks out the Sabear as the greatest corch evah at Bammer, until someone else offers up their life and livelihood instead of corching. Not even close.

"Evolution" and the Dumbing Down of Our Kids (UPDATED at bottom)

This is a graphical "progressive" representation of "evolution" presented as "FACT!" from the purveyors of the Religion of Darwinism. Please ignore the very real fact that ALL of these pictured thingies actually still EXIST. It is absolute PROOF of the progression and the "evolution" of species. Ignore the fact that since Darwin proclaimed loudly and WRONGLY that the "Theory" of Natural Selection answered man's origins, there should be some kinda dying out of the species that are not MOST FIT. A modicum of proof of any scientific hypothesis should be necessary for it to be accepted as a theory. Of course, evolution's "proof" lies in nothing but comical lunacy. Well, if you think that it is funny that your kids are being lied to.

How exactly did Darwin's ridiculous theory become common place in our "educational" facilities? It was FORCED upon our kids by none other than the ACLU with the court battle of State v. Scopes in 1925! Before Scopes, Darwin's "theories" were laughed at, like they are now by thinking people that have a minimum of math and science learning under their belts.

Sidebar: Darwin published On the Origin of the Species in 1859. Scopes went to trial based on SCIENCE! that was fully sixty-six years old at the time. Perspective? Surely. The very first reported case of AIDS was in 1981. HIV was probably first released in the wild in 1969. So at most, forty years. We have yet to cure AIDS, yet Darwin's "evolution" theories are taught as fact. It took a mere ONE YEAR to determine the cause of AIDS, yet in 159 years there is still not a single shred of evidence to give any credence to Darwin's "theory." Good enough?

You see, the whole trial was an utter farce conceived to drum up publicity for a little podunk town in Tennessee with a population of about 1800 at the time. To this day, Dayton has less than ten thousand people, so the ruse was not successful other than completely ruining the education of our children in regard to science. There are plenty of forty year old adults today that still believe in the stupidity that Darwin preached and they shall never be convinced that it was a scam because they absolutely have to believe there is no G_d.

People who actually believe in Darwin's "theory" of natural selection are the very same people that laughed at Christopher Columbus went he set sail to prove that you could reach the Indies by sailing West. Of course, since Columbus did not PROVE that you couold actually do that, the Darwinists still think that the Earth is flat. Ignore that Columbus actually did NOT sail off of the edge of the Earth, he did not PROVE what he set out to do. Do you understand Leftist science, now?

Another fun fact about Scopes was that it was a vehicle to revive the dying careers of William Jennings Bryan and Clarence Darrow. Bryan, a Democrat, was the "prosecutor," and Darrow, a Democrat, was the "defense" attorney. Darrow also worked for the ACLU at the time and was "agnostic." Bryan was "against" Darwinism because he thought that the ideology behind the "evolution backers" caused World War I. In other words, you have two folks of the very same ideological stripe fighting on "opposite" sides.

In a stroke of irony, G_d chose to take Bryan five days after he "won" the case, so Bryan's career was literally NOT SAVED.

What you had in Scopes, were two attorneys, a dried up town, and some ACLU money that predetermined the outcome of SCIENCE! for minimally eighty-four years now. You know, not unlike what you are seeing with the "scientists" involved in covering up their fraud with Climategate.

In a serious world, instead of one run by the anti-intellectual crowd, science would be a study of opposing theories that were actually tested by folks that were open-minded, serious, and wanted to arrive at the truth. Have your children even heard of Michael Behe? Of course not, he has posited theories that the Darwinists cannot dispute. What about William Dembski? No again, he has performed mathematical studies showing evidence of intelligent design that the Darwinists cannot even UNDERSTAND. Both of these gentlemen have been ridiculed by those on the left that cannot even fathom there might be other explanations for the origin of man, other than a theory posited by someone in 1859. Ridiculous.

HOWEVER.

There is an even seedier side of the Darwinists ideology. Eugenics.

Remember, nothing is mutually exclusive. There is a profound reason why the Darwiniacs must eventually be proven right. They are the very same folks that have always taught us that the European white people are the height of humanity, yet man is the root of all that is wrong with the Earth today. Their underlying goal is not the scientific solution of where man originated, but where they can engineer man to go and their forced destruction of the human species.

Yes, Darwiniacs are the pro-abortion folks, the Anthropomorphic Global Warming folks, the Cap and Trade folks, the population reduction folks, and the folks that are totally for an engineered society that are striving for Utopia. Please ignore the fact that their version of Utopia does not include living humans, which is kinda stupid because that would UNPROVE everything that you have been taught about Darwinism.

BUT! Frank J. offers the "scientists" rebuttal.

UPDATE: I received a comment from bobxxx on this post that stated, "Wow mister. I never saw so much stupidity in one place." Please know that there is nothing in this post that can be disputed at all. This is NOT an opinion piece, bobxxx. Not only that, but Jack Cafferty of CNN actually proved my point entirely today by supporting China's 'one child' policy to combat Anthropomorphic Global Warming.

Damn, I love liberals, they are hilarious in their ridiculousness and ignorance. G_d bless 'em.

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Fun With Math and Dead Presidents

It just hit me that we have FOUR living ex-Presidents, plus the current bozo in the White House. Of the five, four are total idiots.

Here's the shocker Liberals, George W. Bush is the smartest of the five and there is not much chance that you can dispute that with facts. I thought that W was supposed to be the absolute dumbest human being ever to live? Weird how that works out. Not to go into the particulars of his tenure in office, but highest average salary, lowest unemployment, blah, blah, blah. Not until the media wrongly convinced the idiots that things were bad, did Bush get a Democrat Congress and a mere ONE YEAR LATER did the economy go to Hell in a handbasket. Facts? To Hell with that crap.

This revelation also made me think about that crap of the current President being YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG. Jimmy Carter was also (according to the news media) really YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG and now thirty frigging years later he is still embarrassing the shit outta of our country.

Bill Clinton? YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG, too. And look at that moron deviant. It never ceases to amaze me that Democrats continue to get elected.

All that said, the truth of the matter is that there were a couple of Presidents that a normal adult would refer to as "young." Teddy Roosevelt and John Kennedy. Both fully four years younger than that old guy in the White House now. Ten percent younger in fact. You also have US Grant younger than Barry, too. Of course, his tenure was plagued with scandals, but that could be because he was Republican and the Democrats were bound and determined to keep slavery alive and they would do anything to destroy Grant's Presidency.

Dang, Democrats have always been the same!

Anyhoo.

Since Kennedy never accomplished anything in office, and was completely irrelevant as far as history goes, well except for that whole GETTING DEAD THINGY, Clinton was impeached and his first two years in office put the Republicans in charge for the first time in forty years, and US Grant was plagued with scandals, that leaves Roosevelt as the only YOUNG, YOUNG, YOUNG president that was worth a bucket of warm piss.

Yes, Republicans love to point to Roosevelt and talk about how wonderful he was, yet Teddy was also an activist president and a big spender with "Save the Planet" tendencies. Of course, Roosevelt also came of age when the entire world was flirting with Socialism, so given the political climate at that time, I guess he was not actually too bad.

But, let's get to the gist. This country was founded on PRINCIPLES and LAWS, not men and their personalities. What is the winning formula for our ideological brethren? A philosophy, not a candidate. Granted, the Democrats have so thoroughly diminished the intellectual capacity of our citizens with their idiotic school system, so PHYSICAL BEAUTY has to enter into the equation, but the philosophy MUST be the driving force.

Yes, that means Sarah Palin should be a viable candidate, too. If you think that she is any dumber than Barry, Bill, or Jimmy, you are not paying attention.

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Help a Little Funny Looking Girl Win an iTouch

A friend of mine just gave me the big hurt about wanting to save money on Christmas gifts for her daughter and enlisted my help. Since it is obvious that I am not going to get my kid anything, I thought that it would be a good idea to help someone else get one over on her kid, too.

Go to this webbyinterblorx page and vote, NOW. Yes, you have to register, but it is nothing to it, and then you get an e-mail link to click. Utterly painless and no SPAMMY STUFF either! Help the little girl's mother out.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but the little girl's family is very, very poor and has no hope of ever getting any richer. Her parents have TWO kids.

Oh, THE HUMANITY!!! Vote for her, please?

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In Defense of President Moron McDouchetard

I have pointed out non-stop how stupid the current president is. If you are paying attention, you know that he IS simply from your own observation. His only claim to fame is that he was the President of the Harvard Law Review and won an election against John Fucking McCain.

Not to place too fine a point on the Harvard Law Review thingy and being its president, but so was Stephen Breyer and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. And conversely, if you are an idiot, so was Antonin Scalia and John Roberts. So either way that you look at it, that means nothing. Not to even mention, the Harvard Law Review is a freaking college newspaper. Oh, you can call it a "journal of legal scholarship published by an independent student group," but it is STILL a college newspaper.

Color me unimpressed. Not to mention that Barry Obama is wrong, wrong, wrong on everything that he believes.

But.

After getting the mullet-pelt shorn today, I listened to about five minutes of Sean Hannity reading some story for a Norwegian newspaper about Barry "dissing" the Norwegian king at Barry's Heisman Trophy acceptance shindig.

Okay, admit it, you have no friggin' clue where in the Hell Norway even is, why the mortal shit-fit would you even care if Barry pissed in the Norwegian King's Cheerios? And weren't y'all all making a skull-coughing-up fit about Barry bowing to every swinging dick in the world, basically admitting he was the world's bitch? Well, he did NOT fucking bow to the King of Norway, huh?

Do y'all even know what language the folks in Norway even speak? Holy shit! Who gives a shit? Do you even know what in the Hell they do in Norway? Do you even care? I mean really. I wouldn't care if they held the lesbian tongue length contest there every year.

The fact that Barry went to Oslo to pick up the utterly useless Nobel "Peace" Prize was bad, but I think that he saved face by finally coming to grips with the fact that it is a joke. As he must realize that he is.

Oh, and cry me a fucking river, he did not stop to hear a bunch of school kids warble some Norwegian folk song. Well, yeah, you know how much you enjoyed hearing your OWN DAMN KID sing in the second grade. Dang, "This Land is Your Land" by kids that could barely speak. And you understood what the Hell they were singing.

Not to mention, that I really do not like (very much, anyway) the sounds made by the Norwegian bukkehorn, harpeleik, langeleik, or the FUCKING LUR!!! Imagine "Damn, It Feels Good to be a Gangsta" on the bukkehorn! Please, run a carbide power drill bit through my brain bone, instead.

Maybe pay attention to how much of a failure Barry is at administrative and philosophical tasks. He dissed the Norwegian king? Fucking blow me.

And Frank J debunks some of the lies told about Barry Obama. I am glad that smart people are starting to help do that.

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Laughing at Leftist Science

One of the funniest things that I have ever heard was a leftist referring to his philosophical brethren as the "Reality Based Community." These are the people that do not understand even the simplest forms of supply and demand and they purport to understand REALITY? FMTT.

I have posted numerous times on "evolution" and Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection. When I was a very young person, who was just beginning to understand mathematics, I came to the conclusion that the current theory of evolution was impossible by standards that involve simple addition and subtraction. Darwin suggested that animals, plant, and stuff that we see today were the offspring of stuff we saw in the past and that the current stuff was the "most fit."

Hell, I think that I was about three years old when I first saw the problem with this theory. You see, if there were older species that were not fit, then they ended their path of evolution. So, even the most basic math ever known would tell you that there would be billions of failures found that filled that fossil history to support Darwin's theory. Alas, there is zero PHYSICAL evidence of that theory.

Then I found out that Darwinists said that these "evolutionary" creatures did not fossilize. This explanation assumes more than the "Theory of Creationism." See Ediacaran Period. They did kinda fossilize and shit.

I then started looking at the ideas of how the universe was created and the mathematical chances of certain things happening at random like the anti-G_d people said. The closest number that I could find, at that time, was 1:1 with over 40,000 zeros behind it. In other words, the very same chances that you have of waking up with the sun rising in the West with a cock growing from your forehead, gills on your ass, and tentacles.

I dismissed it, because Darwinism is LITERALLY impossible to have occurred by standards set by even the most minimal mathematic standards possible. In other words, The Theory of Natural Selection is FALSE.

Please do not try to convince me, you look silly. MATH DISPROVES YOUR THEORY.

BUT! You simply have to disprove G_d, huh? Okay.

Then, I started learning a little about the "earth sciences." Those do not interest me much, because the study of these fields is even more illogical than Darwinism. If you place our knowledge in the context of knowledge of electricity is barely four thousand years old in the time line of 3.5 billion years, things get even more silly. Please ignore the fact that electricity was not even remotely comprehended until around 1600 or so. Barely four hundred years out of 3.5 BILLION.

Anyhoo, I was still taught that evolution was fact. Man is a direct derivative of a single-celled organism. if you take the most generous number of 3.5 billion years for an atmosphere, then you have to assume that man has evolved from the single-celled organism in that length of time. But! There is a huge problem with that, too!

After doing a minimum of research on this idea, because evolution is already disproven by the MATH necessary for the continuation of the damn fossil record, I happened upon the Cambrian Period of our planet. The Cambrian is utterly ignored by the Darwiniacs, because it disproves their theory a second time.

Here's the current geologic time scale. I use the word "current" because we have only had methods to actually study true science for about one hundred years, about fifty years AFTER Darwin posited his ridiculous "theory" that is disproven by math from the jump.

If you do not know the Cambrian, here's the Wiki. It ended about 400 million years ago, plus or minus because we cannot get within 5 to 10 million years accuracy of that distant of a past. That means that NOW, man must have evolved in FOUR hundred million years. This statement is made because at the very beginning of the Cambrian, there was a MASS EXTINCTION of everything. This kinda flies in the face of the "hundreds of millions" of years necessary for Darwinism to be correct, but let's ignore that, too! (By the way, the Cambrian period shows very, very little evidence of ice for you that believe in the religion of global warming. So, ice is obviously BAD in your efforts to disprove G_d.)

To further put this era in perspective, dinosaurs had not even "evolved" yet. If you forgot your dinosaur "science," they were only around for about 150 million years, from 230 million years ago, to about 65 million years ago, during the Triassic Period.

Remember, modern humans are about 200,000 years old according to modern "science." We are also allegedly the LAST SURVIVING member of the genus HOMO. Allegedly, our last surviving relative died out over 20,000 years ago. So, the time line is becoming more and more compact.

So, you can easily see that simply by what "scientists" publish, this evolution is getting more and more suspect. Since science is supposed to be a series of theories, experiments, and recordings of findings, we must simply assume that with the past 150 years, there must be some kind of record of the findings that support Darwin's theory, right?

There is none. In over 150 years. Not only that, but in that length of time, there have been so many findings that DISPROVE Darwinism that it seems the theory would have been laughed out of the "science" tea parties, but nothing could be further from the truth.

And today, we have "scientists" of the very same stripe, trying to tell us that Anthropomorphic Global Warming is not only happening, but that theory is "settled science."

Their settled science includes their screeching that the glaciers shall be GONE, GONE, GONE by the year 2035. Guess what? It was a fucking TYPO. Their "research" and computer models actually told them 2350!!! About the same amount of time that we have taken to actually grasp the basics of electricity and actually put them into USE! Well, let me shit out a golden brick, while running around in circles, with my hands waving madly over my head, in hysterics worrying about disappearing glaciers. In case you were actually concerned, I am vehemently ANTI-GLACIER. Give me the short pants daily.

Maybe these "scientists" struggle to even accumulate the most basic data that can be gathered? Wonder why when this data utterly disproves their theories they must suppress the data?

When you combine batshit craziness with utter stupidity, what do you get? Charles Johnson and his sheer contradictory "evolution?"

By the way, I did not use G_d to disprove any leftist batshit nuts "science." I used basic math and known science. Please libtard, try not to bring up G_d in your rebuttal, you look foolish because you do not even attempt to understand that, you know, kinda like you treat math and science.

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Consistency is Good

Since I cannot seem to post on a regular basis anymore, I am shutting this blog down.

Just kidding, I have never been consistent or responsible with anything that I have ever done. I have no clue how I can do any better with this blog. I have noticed that the more I bitch about how much I suck, the more money y'all send, so shit, Hell, damn, I suck. (Hide and watch the money roll in on that Pay-Pal account.)

I have been sitting here trying to figure out who should win the Heisman Trophy and the bestest candidate has got to be Barry Obama in a landslide.

Think I'm kidding? Well, then you are not watching the Congress in its attempts to force a College Playoff. While I am totally for a footbaw playoff in college baw, the very last thing I want is for the fucking CONGRESS to get involved. Dude, they are currently debating taking over our medical system. HOLY SHIT!!! That is bad enough, but FOOTBAW?!?!?!

As a matter of fact, Basil has already worked this out. I think that we should just give Basil the salary of all of the Congressdouchebags and be done with everything.

Think about this. CONGRESS. WANTS. TO. GET. INVOLVED. IN. FOOTBAW. NOES!!!!!!!!

Please remember who has been in charge of Congress since 2007, The Party of the Morons. If you care anything about anything, now is not the time for anything to move through Congress. Not only that, but think about the fact that California has FIFTY-THREE Congressmen. Does that fair well for uSCCC to be in the damn championship game every year?

Just for another fear tactic, Ohio has eighteen. Holy shit, do you think that we would have a uSCCC v. tOSU game every friggin' year? Well, of course. And then, uSCCC would be the national champion every damn year.

By the way Bammeroids, y'all have seven Congressmen, say goodbye to ever playing in the game again, but New York, y'all have 29, so I guess we'll see the damn Orangemen or whatever gay name y'all have for Sarah-Cooze this year.

You know what the most amazing part of this Congressional legislation is? It was contributed by a Republican that made a comment about Cincinnati and TCU or one of the other ridiculous teams. Shit, I fell asleep reading him bitching about the SEC, Big-12, and the PAC-10 being in the game every year. Dude, you want me to get your gay-ass shawl and purse outta the truck?

To hammer home the point, only the SEC and the Big 12 SOUTH should ever be in the championship game. There are no other legitimate teams in the country. Cincinnati sucks. So does TCU.

Congress, please just embezzle your millions, take your spoils, live like kings, and leave us normal, intelligent people the fuck alone.

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Almost Completely Back in the Full Swing of Things

Gradually traffic is returning and hits are getting back to where we were just a little while ago. This is good because we are getting our influence back to the point where it needs to be. And raking in the jack on that Pay-Pal thingy, too! Sadly, I am having trouble putting together a post with only one underlying theme which is our standard format here. Oh Hell! Who am I kidding, we ain't got no stinkin' format!

Anyhoo, with Climategate, Hope-n-hagen, the Washington state police officers slaying by the racist, the economy sliding even further into the Democrat abyss, an ever increasing number of Democrats going to jail and getting charged with more crimes, Harry Reid succumbing to total mental decay, Michelle Obama making us yearn for Susan Boyle's beauty, the Barrystream Media throwing out all honesty and the last remaining vestiges of their integrity, school teachers getting paid ridiculous sums of money and benefits, while still molesting our children at rates greater than any other profession, "non-profit" organizations bilking their FORCED members out of untold millions, danged, how do you just grab one topic and hammer it to death like a Muslim?

How about we try commercial real estate and the economy again, tonight? I have noticed that in areas that were booming in commercial real estate just two short years ago, before the Democrats took the Congress and destroyed the economy, there are increasing numbers of vacant and never occupied stores, buildings, and rental spaces. It seems with interest rates at BELOW ZERO, the commercial market should be booming still, but alas, it is getting exponentially worse.

All we hear all day, every day, is that the economy is improving, but it is going to be a "jobless" recovery. I think that it is going to be a "wealthless" recovery, a "valueless" recovery, a "productionless" recovery, as well as a FINANCIAL recovery or an ECONOMIC recovery.

Yes, the DOW and the S&P 500 are gaining, but don't you think that is because not one single person or business is going to spend a penny until the idiocy over "healthcare" is hammered out? That hoarded money has to go somewhere, right?

One place it is certainly NOT going is commercial real estate. Zero Hedge (Homepage) has been documenting that decline daily and tracking the Dubai debacle in relationship to that commercial development.

From what I can tell, Dubai is done for, but oddly enough, they are NOT ALONE. If you have an extra trillion dollars lying around your la casa, maybe you should look into snatching some of those properties up before they become NATIONALIZED.

Here's a little garage sale on a Dubai investment property that you can pick up for a damn song. And by "song," I mean a tune worth a little over a buck twenty MILLION.

Of course luckily, our banking and economic problems are completely, totally over, according to the Barrystream Media. Somehow, I think that they might be kinda wrong.

You know, I think that there might be some serious problems with the way that we are currently running our economy. Well, other than allowing Democrats to stay out of prison and continue to hold elective offices.

I am also certainly glad that the federal government is about to start spending more money on stimulus packages and "healthcare." That shall certainly help out a lot. Especially since the federal government has plenty of money. What do you mean receipts are plummeting in never before seen rates?!?!?! Raise frigging taxes, already!!! We want a PERFECT STORM of stupidity, we elected Democrats! Where is the sheer unmitigated insanity?!?!?! Still more here.

I am certain that the effect of passing a much, much needed "healthcare" bill will certainly help out on the jobs front, right? What do you mean, "Not likely?"

But, why don't we just tax the wealthy when they are dead?

Luckily, President Genius has told us that he shall do everything in his power to "create or save" jobs. So, why are all those racist wealthy people leaving this country with their businesses?

I did notice that Obama's approval rating with black folks was through the roof. But, this is encouraging.

In a strange twist, even though Obama is overwhelmingly popular with the black folks, his approval numbers are the worst for any president in history at this point in his tenure. I am starting to believe that Joe FREAKING Biden would be a better president. He could not be any worse according to history, you know, since Obama is already the worst!

Mitchieville has been doing a stellar job with the "Green Shoots and Leaves" posts. Check that out, folks.

And even Zo is going all batshit on President Feckless on Afghanistan.


One thing to keep in mind, dear readers and Pay-Pal ante-ers, it can always get worse. And that is exactly what is happening. Never, ever, ever, vote for a Democrat, unless you are a deadbeat that lives off of us working folks.

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And......The Rant Continues.....Again

I have no idea why I keep posting on these idiots in DC. I certainly do not like feeling crazed over their record-setting stupidity and everyone that reads this blog knows how stupid those people in DC are. Dammit, the reason we sent them up there to begin with is that we did not want them in our communities fucking everything up.

Now, look what we have done. Dammit, Joe FREAKING Biden is Vice President.

Where to start, where to start? Why not Climategate?

Shikha Dalmia points out that EVERYTHING real scientists have been saying about the AGW proponents data is TRUE!!! SHOCKA!!! Remember, the guys that perpetrated the fraud of AGW are not some guys working out of their basements, they are the guys that are supplying the "data" to the United Nations IPCC. They are the big wigs in Moron "Science."

The fraud continues to be uncovered at The American Thinker. This goes a WHOLE lot deeper than we know now.

Some of the guys in The Academy want to take back Al Gore's Oscar because of the fraud that he perpetrated upon the world. No, this shall never happen, but it is funny that it is in the LA Times.

NBC addresses the fraud of Climategate, yet in a bizarre twist, they are PRO-FRAUD.

The New York Times? PRO-FRAUD. Surprised?

Not only did the AGW hucksters commit fraud, even their computer code is written by idiots.

And guess what? The United Nations is hitting back at the "Climate Skeptics." Climate skeptics means "people that are not fucking stupid."

As long as we are talking about East Anglia, we might as well throw NASA into the mix, too. In case you did not know this, NASA is a federal government agency, so if you did not distrust them from the jump, something is wrong with you.

What asinine other things can the federal government come up with to kill people and promote the stupidity of Anthropomorphic Global Warming? Making it illegal to exhale sounds fucking stupid enough, huh?

Luckily we have some folks that are retired and can actually perform REAL SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS. You know since the criminals affiliated with the AGW FRAUD are too busy skewing data and deleting the baseline data.

The only other way that I know how to deal with AGW morons is THIS.

Seriously, I. GIVE. UP.

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