Friday, January 29, 2010

Why is it called the State of the Union Address?

No, I did not watch it because I have to rearrange the lint baffle on the spin dryer, but I have watched numerous clips today. Oddly, there was not one single mention of the actual state of our union. The whole reading was about what happened before The One ascended and what is coming down the tracks in the future.

We can certainly not look forward to economic recovery in the foreseeable future if ANY of this idiot's ideas are implemented. There exists no thinking person that could ever imagine anything good coming from the current administration. Let's be serious for a minute, y'all realize that Barry Obama is retarded, right?

Yes, the President is retarded, but at least he is not a racist. Well, I don't think that he is anyway.



Please take the time to comment.

14 comments:

classicaliberal said...

I was speaking with the owner of a steel transportation company today, and you know, he was so intelligent and articulate that I forgot he was black for an hour. Then I remembered.

Skunkfeathers said...

I was thinking how comparable Barry's admin was to Air(heads) America, and you know, he was just so intelligent and articulate as they were that I forgot he was black for an hour. And that they capsized and sank. Then I remembered.

Red said...

I think you've started something ;-)

Andy said...

I believe Matthews. I have no doubt that a blind retard like Matthews could forget that Barry is black.

Disgruntled said...

OMFG Barry is black? How did that happen?

I can't see past the stupid.

Paul Mitchell said...

I think that we can all agree that the Barry we saw in the STFA was the White Barry. Only an elitist that has never worked a day in his entire freaking life could have a laundry list of bullshit that long, that he wants to purchase with what is obviously his ginormous trust fund.

Staci said...

Didn't they used to say something like "the state of our union is sound"? Of course that would be a "YOU LIE" statement at this point in time. Argh.

classicaliberal said...

Can someone please explain to me in what context Matthews' comments would NOT be considered racist?!

Paul Mitchell said...

Let's just say Matthews has two different dudes junk in his mouth. Try it now.

classicaliberal said...

I don't know what's more disturbing... your insinuation or the fact that he had it in his mouth for an hour.

Paul Mitchell said...

CL, are you trying to tell yourself that Matthews would not blow Barry like a college cheerleader? Because if you are, you are NOT paying attention.

classicaliberal said...

In order for Matthews' to have been blowing PeeBo, he would have to have been under the podium. Can we get a closer shot of the 'studio' that Matthews' was in? They can do some awesome things with lighting these days. I'da sworn he was in a large 50'x50'x50' studio, never would a guessed he was actually in a 3'x4'x3' podium.

classicaliberal said...

No need to thank me for the extra apostrophes either. They're free.

Andy said...

Yeah, CL, we all know how anal TD is about 'apostrophes''.

I swear, I do not believe that Matthews is queer. But, I do believe that he would offer the around the world treatment to Barry. I really do.