Monday, February 15, 2010

Drive-By Blogging - The George Washington's Birthday Edition

Many of the blogs that I read are saying "Happy President's Day!" and I just wanted to find out where that contrived "holiday" started. On Basil's Blog, there is a good explanation of the holiday and he links to the snopes.com post that also say that there is NO PRESIDENT'S DAY. So, quit being stupid and stop following leftist rewriting of history and facts.

Happy Birthday, President George Washington.

If you want another taste of exactly idiotic leftists are with regard to history, a person who is actually employed, Mika Brzezinski from the Morning Joe show on MSNBC, said that Jimmy Carter is the best former President of the United States. We are currently on President Number Forty-Four. Ranking the presidents in order of competence and in success (with one being the best) Jimmy Carter is number 6,793. As a reference, Barry Obama is number 6,792 with all of the others being ranked 1-42.

Goodness gracious, there is someone alive that says Jimmy Carter was our best president. It is technically impossible to be MORE WRONG than that. Really, worshipping the Global Warming Goddess is not that stupid. It should be legal to beat someone to death with a fireplace poker when they say stuff that stupid. Hell, Joe FREAKING Biden is not stupid enough to say something that asinine and he is braindead.

B-R-E-A-T-H-E. Nope, did not work. I am weeping that Mika has a job. She endangers the entire human species by being that dumb. In the Middle Ages, Mika would be strung from the highest tree to be spat upon and mocked by children. Margaret Sanger INVENTED Planned Parenthood to make sure that people as stupid as Mika would be culled from the herd. But in typical Democrat fashion, Sanger thought that only black people were that dumb.

In contrary intelligence news, John Hawkins has an interview with Dr. Thomas Sowell on intellectualism. Dr. Sowell actually made the comment with regard to Joe FREAKING Biden's brain that there had never been a larger disparity of intelligence from one Vice President to the next. Dr. Sowell basically said, "We had Dick Cheney who is extremely smart, then we got Joe FREAKING Biden who is as dumb as a plank."

Not to harsh on Joe FREAKING Biden while forgetting that there was someone stupid enough to nominate Simple Joe as his running partner, the left continually has to prop up the smarties of their poster child, Barry Obama. Barry is so smart that he was looking for a legal angle to Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Personally, I think that Barry needs to master feeding himself without causing bodily injury before he even attempts to learn to read and write. Just saying.

In case you forgot, Barry Obama actually wants to pass legislation to try to curb Anthropomorphic Global Warming. He might as well try to pass stuff to honor the fucking Lochness Monster or the Theory of Natural Selection. By the way, I have a theory, too. My theory states plainly that if Democrats ever would learn to master mathematics, science, and history, this country would never have another economic problem ever. Now if I could just get our government to mandate that Democrats actually have a minimum of knowledge on anything, all will be good. An IQ test to hold public office would be a great start. A very simple test to be able to vote would be another. Actually paying taxes would be another really good requirement for voting, too. But, I am not crazy enough to think that my "theory" will ever be proven because Democrats would NEVER pass a bill requiring someone to not be an idiot to vote. The Democrats would all lose their jobs.

You know, there are actually some Democrats that think Barry Obama is PRO-GUN! This idea is laughable on its face, yet terrifying when you look at it with any thought. Assuming that any Democrat is not insanely against guns ignores the fact that Democrats HATE HATE HATE individual freedoms. Folks, the Democrat Party has been fighting personal gun ownership since the passing of the Thirteenth Amendment. Personally, I think that they are against guns only for black people, but it certainly would be a whole lot easier to take all of your money if you were disarmed. Do not be silly, of course Barry Obama hates individual ownership of guns. He is a Democrat!

But, in defense of gun control, do you know who we need to keep guns away from other than Muslims? DEMOCRATS!!! It seems that when a democrat finally comes to grips with his/her/ambiguous other's utter incompetence, they have a tendency to KILL. it cannot be said enough, if you want to eradicate ALL CRIME, lock up anyone that is a Democrat. Simple.

Here is still more evidence of what leftist mentality begets. They do not understand anything at all about freedom, they only care about conformity. You simply must surrender to the pack. No one is ever allowed to achieve more than anyone else. Mediocrity is the pinnacle of leftist ambition. To excel in anything means that you are to be destroyed. We now have Joe FREAKING Biden as the second most powerful person on the planet, folks.

Not, only that, the last Democrat to be second most powerful man on the planet was Al Gore! Ignore the fact that when Al was the number two dude, and now while Joe is number two dude, we had two of the dumbest guys to ever serve in the number one slot. Face it, it is our damned fault. If we cannot keep an idiot like Barry Obama from getting elected, we have failed. But, at least we can poke Al Gore in the eye with a sharp stick, now that his entire life is proven to be wasted. Even HORSES mock Al Gore.

HOPE!!! CHANGE!!! MO' MONEY!!!



Please take the time to comment.

10 comments:

Basil said...

Thank you for the link, sir. I do appreciate it.

Skunkfeathers said...

Only on (P)MSNBC...ONLY THERE..can Jimmah Carduh be rated as the best ex-president. Mika is dumber than a door knob.

UNLESS...Mika is being incredibly coy; and what she is REALLY SAYING, is that CarDUH is the best ex-president, because it was never better to us all, than when CarDUH became an ex-president.

No, I didn't think that's what Ms Dumb-As-An-Outhouse-Hole meant.

At any rate..wait til Barry is an ex. CarDUH will no longer be the worst ex-president in histree. He'll only be 2nd worst.

paul mitchell said...

Basil, thanks for posting that same topic every year, leftist history irks me to death.

Skunks, Barry might be so stupid that he will be a failure at being the worst. At least Jimmy tried to suck, Barry is making it look effortless.

Texas Shooter said...

Pure Gold, Paul.

Keep Bloggin'!

TXMarko

Denise said...

Paul, I don't mean to pick (too much), but George's birthday is on the 22nd. Otherwise, this post is beautiful!

Andy said...

Dude, if my rememberer is correct, Mika's Daddy worked for Jimmuh...they are all an incestuous bunch, ya' know.

Actually, and I'm not joking, I have a great friend that has sat in the Oval Office with 7 Presidents from Truman forward. He once told me that Jimmuh was the "nicest" President he ever met. And, that Jimmuh was the lousiest President of his lifetime...and this friend is 83 now. From what he tells me NOW, Jimmuh was the second lousiest of his lifetime...with ObozO now taking top honors.

And, why didn't Obama look into Bernoulli's Principle while he was at it? Bastard...

Shoulda' been looking into Murphy's Law...

And, it's a good thing I didn't bet on GlobalWarmnSkeptic. The damned thing would have broken a leg out of the gate, and we'd have to shoot it.

paul mitchell said...

Denise, it is the 11th actually. HA! We changed which calendar we were using since Washington's birth. I should have said, "Observed." I'll do better in the future. Promise.

Thanks! TxMarko, we do not see you enough around here. What? Are you ashamed of your team too much to chime in?

Andy, you are spot on with Mika's deddy. Her Pollock deddy was national security advisor to Jimmuh. And a moron.

The "science" that I wish Barry would look into is why do people with lower IQs always vote for Democrats.

paul mitchell said...

Basil, thanks for posting that same topic every year, leftist history irks me to death.

Skunks, Barry might be so stupid that he will be a failure at being the worst. At least Jimmy tried to suck, Barry is making it look effortless.

Denise said...

Paul, I don't mean to pick (too much), but George's birthday is on the 22nd. Otherwise, this post is beautiful!

paul mitchell said...

Denise, it is the 11th actually. HA! We changed which calendar we were using since Washington's birth. I should have said, "Observed." I'll do better in the future. Promise.

Thanks! TxMarko, we do not see you enough around here. What? Are you ashamed of your team too much to chime in?

Andy, you are spot on with Mika's deddy. Her Pollock deddy was national security advisor to Jimmuh. And a moron.

The "science" that I wish Barry would look into is why do people with lower IQs always vote for Democrats.

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