Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Christianity SAVES!!!

This image accompanied a story in the local dog trainer, The Clarion Ledger about wireless pacemakers.

This got me to wondering...

Since the federal government is about to take over medical services by FIAT, what do you think that the chances are that the militant anti-G-d lobby would allow TAX dollars to purchase a medical product that features the inscription "St. Jude?"

A) ZERO Percent
B) Negative One Million Percent
C) Anyone producing any medical appliance (or anything for that matter) with Christian words will be dragged into the town square and beheaded by Muslim "attitude adjusters" because Islam is the only religion that should be allowed in the United States.

And that thought got me to thinking, if Ronald Reagan had not forced Ma Bell to break up, would we have ever actually gotten Al Gore's internet, cell phones, and the iPad? Plus, how long will it take the Democrats to reintroduce virgin sacrifice into our medical system to appease the Gods of cancer (and other diseases) and to make the N'avi into an endangered species? And just why is it that the really stupid people are ALL Democrats?

Please take the time to comment.

7 comments:

Andy said...

Paul, I ain't a Roman Catholic. But, I seem to remember something about St. Jude being the patron Saint of "lost causes," or "hopeless cases," or something...

If this s**t becomes law, we're gonna need a host of Saints to save us.

So, I'll vote for "All of the above" in your ABC list.

And there's something else I'll add. You are correct. All the really stupid people are Democrats. But not all the Democrats are really stupid people. They just haven't been educated yet with REAL LIFE.

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, you are very, very close. Saint Jude is the patron saint FOR the HOPEless. Oddly, the Chicago Police Department uses St. Jude as their patron saint, too. Also, the Chicago Homicide's slogan is "Our day begins when your day ends." Yes, I have one of the tee-shirts for those HOPEless police officers. Wonder why they are so HOPEless?

Skunkfeathers said...

Just when I think stupid cannot achieve any lower standing, Democraps keep digging the hole deeper to lower the bar.

Staci said...

So with government healthcare, and that pesky separation between Church and State, can any hospital actually have a name based on a Christian figure... for instance, here we have "Mercy", "Presbyterian",
"Baptist", "Saint Anthony's", etc. etc. etc. I suppose they'll have to change their names to Allah Akbar, Rammadan, HopeChange, etc. etc. etc.

Skunkfeathers said...

*Death To Infidels Medical Marijuana*, Achmed The Dead Terrorist Laboratories, UnInc.

Coming soon to Barry Hellthscare labelling, mandated on all of us...

Paul Mitchell said...

Staci, those hospitals and clinics will be sued out of existence or forced to change their name to actually have patients in the government plan. And make no mistake, everyone will be in the government plan shortly.

Mike, I think that you might have a future in medical trade technology naming. Maybe that can be a "created job."

Skunkfeathers said...

*Death To Infidels Medical Marijuana*, Achmed The Dead Terrorist Laboratories, UnInc.

Coming soon to Barry Hellthscare labelling, mandated on all of us...