Monday, April 19, 2010
But today, I went again to my banker to try to employ the Barry Obama Economic Plan with my personal finances. Yet again, my banker turned me down because, alas, I am NOT magic. Why will a banker not give me money to squander on things that will not provide any return on his investment? Because he is a RAAAAACIST!!!
Since I have been out of the loop of the real world traipsing around Chicago, I have been spending today getting caught up on everything that has transpired since I was gone. Sadly, I did not acquire any MAGIC by osmosis in Chicago even though I rode by Millennium Park where the Obamessiah delivered his address as President-Elect! But, still, I NOW BELIEVE!
Big Government even tried to dissuade me from believing by publishing this viscous attack on His Royal Obamaness. What kind of hideousness must reside in someone's soul to publish such lies about the Most Transparent Administration Evah?
I see that those extremists on the right will stop at nothing to lie about all the jobs that Obama has created. Newsbusters even gets in on the ruse.
And also, Zero Hedge enters the fray with an obvious FRAUD by denigrating the happy-fun of investing in the Obama-Age. I have yet to figure out why in the world that banks are doing so well when the President is so obviously anti-Wall Street. It is almost like Wall Street gave Obama the most money in history for any presidential candidate. We ALL know that cannot be true. Obama would NEVAH take money from special interest groups.
Full Metal Patriot throws the gauntlet down to SMEAR the president on his pledges on our taxes. FMP must be a RAAAAACIST!!!
Lisa goes all in to besmirch the Democrats in their efforts to reduce racism. White people are such haters.
Look at all these RAAAAACISTS!!! Dammit, I hate white people. I can only hate HALF of President Obamessiah.
Even Canadians are getting in on the racism act. (Since I am not at all versed in the Canadian terminology, are chicks in Canada referred to as Canadiannes?)
I have noticed an alarming rate of increased threats to BROWN people from some folks. Is this indicative of things to come?
Funny thing, when Ray Mabus was governor of Mississippi, he was an absolute imbecile, but since he was appointed by Obama as Secretary of the Navy, he is TOO AWESOME!!!
Six Meat Buffet is now Six Year Old Six Meat Buffet.
Finally, the World's WORST Videographer presents Naval Graduation, Mitchell Style!!!
Sorry, I realize that is awful, but it was my first attempt at moving pichurs.
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