We are perfectly clear that our illustrious president is a 100% success at failure, but we never had a clue of how efficient he would be at it. UNTIL NOW.
His sheer success at being an utter failure is getting to the skeery point. You would think after fifteen months, his perfect record would begin to shake, but Hells to the Naw! Barry keeps being perfect at being a total loser. Stunning.
Also, I was hoping that they would get the internet turned on early this morning in Tormonvanottaton, CanTada and that Right Girl could get to the liberry to use the country's connection and post on today's topic early enough. Luckily that was the case, so there is a link to her, too. (Does anyone know if CanTada is on metric time or real time?)
Anyhoo, we sent out our crack staff of agitators this morning to reel in the links regarding Mayor Bloomberg's ANGRY WHITE TEA PARTY BOMBER and look at all the stuff that they dragged in!
By the by, when this story first broke, I told my future ex-mother in law that I would bet her one million dollars to a day old donut that the person responsible would be between the ages of 20 and 35, male, have a really funny name, have brown hair and eyes, have a UNIBROW, and be a member of a pedophile cult. How did I do in my prediction and where is my damned donut?
This brings back memories of that John Mooolhammit snipering thingy going on in DC, huh? Just once, when there is a terrorist threat, I would appreciate it if ONE FRIGGIN' PERSON IN CHARGE would say, "This looks like the work.....wait, let's call Paul and ask who we are looking for." Imagine the amount of day old donuts around the La Casa. (MEXICAN LANGUAGE, FTW!!!)
Suspect caught, Obama becomes stammering, stuttering imbecile.
Suspect caught, Mayor Bloomberg hardest hit.
Suspect caught, Pelosi refuses to issue apology.
Suspect caught, two other passengers removed from same flight.
Suspect caught, videos on two sites posted by same person, more than three people involved.
Suspect caught, had disposable cellphone and had removed VIN number from vehicle.
Suspect caught, initial claims of Pakistani Taliban involvement appear to be correct.
Suspect caught, Senator Chuck Schumer (Dumbass-NY) is an idiot, too.
Suspect caught, bunch of photos of him, too. Add him as a FRIEND on FAILbook, too!
Suspect caught, no apology from Katie Couric.
Suspect caught, one more arrested in Pakistan.
Suspect caught, Glenn Beck says that the Angry White Tea Partier should receive Miranda Rights.
Suspect caught, Right Girl blames Dick Armey and the Tea Parties.
Suspect caught, who would demand military tribunals for this dude?
Suspect caught, wonder if they asked for HIS ID?
Suspect caught, admits guilt, claims he acted alone. I guess Allah is a nobody now?
Suspect caught, and STILL Democratic Underground says that he was a Teabagger.
By the way, are you shocked (like I am) that Falafel the Terrorist was a registered Democrat? I. AM. STUNNED.
More News About Criminal Democrats.
Beware of Democrats talking about Wall Street Reform.
Beware of Democrats talking about money at all!
And remember when Janet Napolitano had no freaking clue that the DoD had oil spill equipment? She changed her song and dance.
Can we all simply agree that Obama has failed, ask for his resignation, and see how Joe FREAKING Biden does as president? Geez, a moron of Joe's caliber cannot do any worse than Barry has done to date, amiright?
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