Thursday, May 20, 2010

Final Rima Post - Traffic Detail

The past two days have been incredible for traffic around this monument to mediocrity. I am amazed at what a few choice words in post titles will do to figuratively FORCE horndogs to frequent your blorx. I am unsure what exactly these folks are hoping to accomplish, but finding photographs of Rima Fakih's poon seems to be the Holy Grail the last two days.

And we now know our search language for women without clothes, NUDE.

As you can see, there is a difference in the way that I am seeing Teh Google for "naked" and "nude." Are y'all seeing things the same way?

By the way, the test post that I put up today for the same search string is so very buried by overwhelming volume, that I received not one hit from search on it, even though I added a "Rima Fakih NUDE" label to it, and the other posts are so far down my main page that they do not have Teh Google ads on them, so guess what? I experienced a decrease of ninety-nine point five percent (99.5%) in ad revenue.

And ZERO subscription adds. Not one.

What does that tell us we have to do to make money hand over fist at the blogging? You damn skippy, you have to write the most searched for item on the Tubes EVERY DAY in order to get booming rich.

Well, now that I know what I have to do, I better get busy. That Caribbean island isn't just going to buy itself, huh?

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(By the way, I received more hits today than my best MONTH. Dang, people must think that poon is BETTER than anything else in history.)


Skunkfeathers said...

Dang, Paul...three simple words, and you may have upset the whole "Draw Mohammad & Piss Off an Islamofascist Day"!

Mohammeneggs said...

INFANT DELL! I click to find nekked Ms Infidel America, and all I get is this lousy blog??? Dirka dirka jihad!!! May the fleas of a thousand cans of Spam descend upon Osama bin Ladin! Wait...NO...what have I said? Why do you look at me like that, goat herd? What are you strapping to yourself? No...don't PULL THAT PIN...*POOF*

Andy said...

Skunks is a trip, ain't he?

Good info, TD. Interesting.

Paul J. said...

Man, it didn't even work for me.

I gave up looking for my site after 12 pages.

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