Monday, May 17, 2010

A Typical Monday Filled with Hope for Change

A patented random thoughts post.....

Of course, HOPE doesn't allow one to think that the impossible is going to happen unless you are a liberal.

I read the news daily looking for some indicator that Barry Obama is about to resign and turn the country over to Joe FREAKING Biden. Yes, Joe is as stupid as Barry, but at least he doesn't stutter when he talks, so at least there would be that. Am I the only person in the country that simply cannot stand the glib speeches that Obama gives seemingly every single day?

For you liberals, glib means "marked by lack of intellectual depth, having only superficial plausibility, and yet artfully persuasive in speech."

You know, like Obama's attempt at "going angry" towards BP about the Deepwater Horizon rig. The fun part about Obama's anger is that his administration gave the rig a SAFETY AWARD last year.

Wait, you mean that Walter Cronkite was a Commie?!?!?! Aren't you just utterly stunned? Yeah, me too. I would have never guessed that, ever.

Oh, look, a Muslim immigrant from Lebanon won Miss USA 2010. I bet she is really smart, graceful, and tolerant, too. Oh, she's a freaking moron? She does look pretty damned good in a bikini, wonder how those stones are going to feel when the Muslims get a hold of her, again?

The New York Stock Exchange is 218 years old today. I wonder if it will be around to celebrate 219?

The Environmental Protection Agency is having a video contest to see who can make the best video PROMOTING EPA regulations. Like this one....


The SEC has the most teams in the NFL's Top Twenty-Five ranking of draft picks with six. Shocker huh? Not really, the shocker is that the Big 10(11) was second with FIVE. Dang, that is a monumental drop-off between first and second, amiright?

Oh, by the way, click the ads, don't cost nothing, but it makes me MONEY. Do your part to help me pay for ObamaCare.

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11 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

One advantage to Barry resigning: with Joe Freakin' Biden, we'd never have to listen to "racist!" again; the libtards would have to call us "dumbassists!", thereby admitting what we all know about Joe Freakin' Biden.

paul mitchell said...

As good as Joe FREAKING Biden is at making stuff up whole cloth, we would probably find out that he really IS a black man.

Herb said...

I have very little time online these days, but I always stop at a couple of places whenever the opportunity presents. I usually haven't had time to comment much but I found it interesting that one of your Google ads was for www.barackobama.com Hahahahahahahaha Sorry, I know how it works, but still, the king of the libtards advertising on here. Bwahahahahaha. Er, bye now,I'll try to write when I have something to say.

Andy said...

Hey TD, you're right about Miss Momerica...hot in a bikini, and probably one day headed to a "blame it on the Stones" deal.

That video was hilarious. Man, ain't it the truth! If we got some real commercials like that, and like the Alabama Agriculture guy on a regular basis...well...who knows.

I see that Herb has also noticed that you are advertising the Offical Obama Website. I didn't click it today. But, I did go to "Fathead" Official Site (which was the one on the far right). And, I clicked on the middle one which says it brings you to "Fat People Photos." I see a pattern emerging here. Obama...fat people...fathead...

btw, this is where you can find some really good Fat People Photos. I know...I just went to it.

http://www.webcrawler.com/webcrawler302/web/fat+people+photos?gclid=CMuk18_O2qECFRRM5QodQjM9LA

paul mitchell said...

Herb, you did not know that I am an Obamabot, now? I have been turned.

Andy, please tell me WHY you are looking for fat people photos and why you can skip looking for my IP in your Wednesday referrals?

bayouchild said...

That's racist!

Andy said...

I am looking for fat people photos because it was an advertisement on your site!

I am tryin' to hep a brudduh out!

And, I do look for referrals. Do I not acknowledge with thanks? I'm apologizing if I did not.

Herb said...

Paul, I'd believe many things about you but that you are an Obamabot? Nyet.

paul mitchell said...

bayouchild, you have to be more specific. Is the talk about fat people racist or the talk about the fathead racist? You know, fathead being Barry Obama.

Herb, you have not been hanging out around here that much, I could have had a traumatic brain injury in your absence, you know?

Herb said...

A traumatic brain injury MIGHT could make you a libtard but to be an Obamabot you would have to be brain DEAD or worse. How people on either side can still worship or defend or even just do the apologetics for him is beyond reason. He's done nothing he promised to anyone except himself and his Chicago syndicate pals that drummed up the money from unknown sources to get him elected. Oh, and maybe golfed more in a year than W did in eight. Ah, well.

paul mitchell said...

bayouchild, you have to be more specific. Is the talk about fat people racist or the talk about the fathead racist? You know, fathead being Barry Obama.

Herb, you have not been hanging out around here that much, I could have had a traumatic brain injury in your absence, you know?

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